she ugly and looks like a puppet. fake lopsided tits and ugly too-tanned face ...not even makeup can help this chick. This guy has bad taste for real. Definetly an ugly plastic stick compared to Adriana LIma.
I really don't see the appeal. She looks like a sunburned, younger, skinnier version of Jessica Simpson. Dark roots, hair line goes half way down her forhead, nose that looks like it took a few punches and seriously messed up tits. She's cute, but pretty average. ~Willa Dodge!~
her face is BEATSAUCE!!! Marissa Miller has a nice body [although her super flat stomach is alarmingly similar to that of a Holocaust victim's.] But the face....she looks like she's 45 years old!
TERRIBLE fake boobs, if that's not redundant... Ugh, and I thought this blog guy might actually have some taste. Wonder if he was kidding about painting miniature Civil War soldiers?
SHUT THE FUCK UP you know that you want to put your little dicks between her boobs and take a ride and if you don't then gay you are so come out of the closet ,and you women you know you want to scissor sex with her and take her to LE BOS bar for some drinks
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Leave Your Commentdamn nice rack
By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 16:22:13
Marisa is trying to prove that she should have been the SI cover girl. Doing a damm fine job of it. I prefer Marisa to Bar.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 16:46:22
bad fake tits, ugly face. I have NO IDEA what you see in this broad.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 17:04:48
I'd motorboat it...I'd motorboat the hell out of it!
By Ol Dirtay, on February 26, 2009 17:28:55
she ugly and looks like a puppet. fake lopsided tits and ugly too-tanned face ...not even makeup can help this chick. This guy has bad taste for real. Definetly an ugly plastic stick compared to Adriana LIma.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 17:31:58
Nice TITS...
By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 17:48:38
I would hump those ample breasts like a Chihuahua would hump a poodle. Then I'd go make a sandwich, eat, then fall asleep.
What? You thought only gentlemen like to motorboat?
By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 17:53:12
She reminds me of a younger, skinner Jessica Simpson.
By Perez Hilton, on February 26, 2009 18:11:17
sorry, shes not that hot. body is almost banging, but her tits are way too fake. her face is busted as shit.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 18:57:45
Beautiful face, wonky boobs. She would have looked so much better with her real boobs.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 19:23:16
She looks pretty but the boob job scares me. You can see the problems in her cleavage
By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 19:42:34
why are her boobs all messed up?
By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 20:17:13
Wow, you seriously think this girl is beautiful???? She looks like an uglier version of Jessica Simpson.
By Sam, on February 26, 2009 20:33:39
meh
By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 23:58:16
It's amazing. All it takes is a little eyeliner.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 00:09:30
13 - I AGREE, Sam! Hey, let's grab coffee and discuss our similarities!
By Big Gay Al, on February 27, 2009 00:41:42
I really don't see the appeal. She looks like a sunburned, younger, skinnier version of Jessica Simpson. Dark roots, hair line goes half way down her forhead, nose that looks like it took a few punches and seriously messed up tits. She's cute, but pretty average.
~Willa Dodge!~
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 02:02:34
her breasts look terribly fake
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 02:52:06
I'm not impressed. She's a cute girl but nothing special.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 03:18:28
She's got real boobs, she was in Perfect 10 Magazine, and the models get verified by a doctor.... God I'd love to have that job.
By JC, on February 27, 2009 03:24:07
she looked much better with natural breasts. she was quite ample too, why do women do this to themselves?
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 03:31:39
her face is BEATSAUCE!!! Marissa Miller has a nice body [although her super flat stomach is alarmingly similar to that of a Holocaust victim's.] But the face....she looks like she's 45 years old!
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 04:27:36
I'm sorry she still looks boyish to me. overrated but most chicks are.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 04:28:13
between todd's shocking amount of knowledge on skin products and his terrible taste in women, i'm starting to wonder just how gay he is...
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 05:23:52
Her body is hot, and I don't mind a good pair of fake tits...but what's with the face? I don't know what you're seeing...
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 05:36:31
"her face is BEATSAUCE!"
Stop regurgitating unfunny words used by the kid working the fryolator.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 06:24:54
Hmm, judging by these comments, it looks like this thread is a virtual highway truckstop! Let's all get GAY IN HERE! YAY!
By Bruce McSemenbelch, on February 27, 2009 06:26:25
Each boob looks like it was done by a different doctor (one who is clincally blind).
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 06:51:43
AWESOME BOOBS to play with and cock slap and she has freckles that's cute only on the nose not all over her face
By BOOBS ROCK, on February 27, 2009 09:21:45
TERRIBLE fake boobs, if that's not redundant... Ugh, and I thought this blog guy might actually have some taste. Wonder if he was kidding about painting miniature Civil War soldiers?
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 10:26:56
I will never understand the big deal about this chick.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 10:33:30
there's a big gap between her boobs where there should be cleavage. She should have gone to my doc, my boobs looks great!!!
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 11:44:17
Wow, thought it was Tory Spelling with the ugly boobages.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 12:26:41
Noooo Marissa!! I had convinced myself that her boobs were real, but after this I'm skeptical.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 12:47:08
I like how almost everyone nit picks at everything about her and I am sure no one is as close to looking as good as she looks
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 14:56:41
#32 Pics or you're a liar.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 15:09:17
her freckles are cute--with or without the makeup.
By FemBot, on February 27, 2009 18:36:10
SHUT THE FUCK UP you know that you want to put your little dicks between her boobs and take a ride and if you don't then gay you are so come out of the closet ,and you women you know you want to scissor sex with her and take her to LE BOS bar for some drinks
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 20:16:42
I skipped this post because I really thought it was Jessica Simpson. And whats up with this fugs crooked tit? Alien...
By nikkibeach, on February 28, 2009 14:13:57
I don't even know who this chick is, but what's the deal with her wonky boobs?
By anonymous, on February 28, 2009 16:54:24
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