See through blouse - $1.98 Fake bolt on titites - $8,000 Parading around showing off your fake titties, while being the worlds fuggliest attention whore - PRICELESS
1) She's got really bad fake tits 2) She pretends to be bisexual, when she's been in a hetero relationship for years 3) She has possibly the worlds worst stage name 4) She needs to be giving blowjobs in porn films; that's all she's good at...
The only thing worse than being this cunt is being the guy whose job is to take pictures of her. The bitch is barely a D-list celebrity, and she's not even semi-cute. Fuck her.
"To kill you must know your enemy. In this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit...ever. They're like the Viet Cong...Varmint Cong..."
I'm counting the months until this shitstick does a porn movie. At least she'll be in her true element -- among idiots who don't know how to make an honest living.
Geez, she was kinda funny at first, now shes lower on the totem pole than paris hilton. Shes like Heidi and Spencer desperate. Her tits look rock hard too. Sick.
Well, at least she isn't as hard on the eyes os Paris "Praying Mantis" hilton. So waht if she is a skank. Skanks are fun to pump and dump. And with that, she'd have served her purpose well.
I hate to say it, but she looks a lot better in these pictures than she has in anything I've seen recently. To my surprise, I find myself wholeheartedly agreeing with #19.
If you notice the giveaway of the boob job is how the breasts spread out to the sides, rather than have a natural, slight downward slope. This comes as a result of many years of very careful observation, for science of course. But why do women slap me when I ask to see them? Quite perplexing.
What a riot...she's just like Beyonce....trying to look like a completely different race....those two are getting up there with Michael Jackson. Fake eyes, nails, skin color,hair, body parts! Yikes scares me!
After a review of the mostly lame comments, #20 Adults don't say things like "I banged her". Yea right, Megan Fox is here right now....lol...
Back to the slut. What sluts don't understand is nobody has any respect for them. She is a piece of meat. Nobody cares what she has to say and in a few years nobody will remember her, the money will be gone and than only other strippers will have anything to do with her...
"Hi. My fake name is Tila Tequila, and I'm an attention whore; most people forget the word "attention". I'll do just about anything to get the attention I crave; like crack to a crack addict. I'll get fake bolt on titties & show them off like a slut. I'll lie by telling everyone that I'm not in a relationship. I'll lie by telling people I am bisexual. I'll lie about anything. I'll steal, I'll cheat the public, I'll deceive. I'll do anything to get anyone to notice me, because I'm an attention whore".
"A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila, the MTV show where 16 straight dudes and 16 lesbian women try to win the heart of that one Vietnamese whore from MySpace, is completely fake and will not be renewed because Tequila (real name: Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen) has been in a heterosexual relationship for over a year. I know, I couldn't believe it either! Page Six reports:
But it's "all a sham," says a source close to the show. "Tila has and has had a boyfriend for over a year, and she's not really bi. She's made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all." Our insider claims that MTV works hard to pretend she's single and available because she refuses to break up with her boyfriend, "who's like five years older than her. This is a massive scam . . . That's why they are not continuing with the show [for a second season], because she won't dump him."
Another theory for the cancellation is that Tila Tequila is really, really ugly. Seriously, if I was a contestant on something where this was the prize I'd slam my penis in a car door just in case".
Man, and I thought that the nasty tits, freaky ass eyes, douche bag sized purse,ass cheeks hanging out all over the place, and the ever-so-predictable latte in her hand were all so sexy! Then I saw that classy pack of Camels and knew that she must be a star!! Tila-get over yourself. We have.
She is just a MONKEY face bitch who wants to be white so she becomes blonde like that fat ass beyonce she wants to be white too guess they hate their own race ,so weird they look like that but you ask them what the hell are you and fat ass will say black and stupid tila will just say wa yes suky suky lon time yes ten dorra suki lon time
58 Comments:
Leave Your CommentIf you look up skank in the dictionary there is a picture of Tila.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 05:04:32
Lovely chop mark tat on her right wrist...
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 05:04:37
She has blue contacts in aswell.
It looks weird on non-AngloSaxon/Celtic races, so why bother?
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 05:24:03
FI DOLLA BOOM BOOM?
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 05:27:47
You obviously haven't been to Asia.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 05:29:29
Tila is Vietnamese. Vietnamese girls and girls from Thailand are fug, but the Asian girls get better looking in other parts of Asia.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 05:43:20
Theme Song to Tila Tequila's Reality Show:
"Me so horny,
Uh, me so horny,
Uh, me so hrony,
Me love you long time..."
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 05:48:19
See through blouse - $1.98
Fake bolt on titites - $8,000
Parading around showing off your fake titties, while being the worlds fuggliest attention whore - PRICELESS
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 05:50:00
She needs her program cancelled. If I wanted a faux lesbian vietcong hooker for entertainment, I could go down the street & pick one up...
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 05:51:43
1) She's got really bad fake tits
2) She pretends to be bisexual, when she's been in a hetero relationship for years
3) She has possibly the worlds worst stage name
4) She needs to be giving blowjobs in porn films; that's all she's good at...
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 05:56:26
She has a big head. That is all I see: a big head on a small body.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 06:12:59
The only thing worse than being this cunt is being the guy whose job is to take pictures of her. The bitch is barely a D-list celebrity, and she's not even semi-cute. Fuck her.
By The Future Mr. Kristen Bell, on February 27, 2009 06:28:41
INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD!
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 06:32:27
If you look up Dude who Masterbates to Pictures of Skanks like Tila in the dictionary you'll find my picture.
I wonder if my boss will notice if I take my computer into the bathroom for ten minutes? It's a desktop, so this might get awkward.
By thebig28, on February 27, 2009 06:34:13
"To kill you must know your enemy. In this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit...ever. They're like the Viet Cong...Varmint Cong..."
By Carl, on February 27, 2009 06:49:45
I bet she loves a good basket hanging session!
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 07:29:22
I'm counting the months until this shitstick does a porn movie. At least she'll be in her true element -- among idiots who don't know how to make an honest living.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 07:32:35
I would still do her hard
By voidster, on February 27, 2009 07:44:50
There's a lotta hate in the room...but I'd hit it so hard her head would fly off...
By hititinnaminnit, on February 27, 2009 07:50:24
I banged this broad one night( about 3 weeks ago). She wanted it in the ass. Then sucked my dick right after.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 08:07:21
Geez, she was kinda funny at first, now shes lower on the totem pole than paris hilton. Shes like Heidi and Spencer desperate. Her tits look rock hard too. Sick.
By Tammy, on February 27, 2009 08:17:10
#20 was talking about his mother.
By thebig28, on February 27, 2009 08:22:19
#22, actually I was speaking about your mother. I wasn't going to say who it was until you stepped forward.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 08:32:15
LBFMonkey
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 08:34:30
Well, at least she isn't as hard on the eyes os Paris "Praying Mantis" hilton. So waht if she is a skank. Skanks are fun to pump and dump. And with that, she'd have served her purpose well.
By YepYep, on February 27, 2009 08:50:55
Todd, you should consider replacing Dave with thebig28. Just a thought.
By Concerned reader, on February 27, 2009 09:06:48
don't hate...those tits are fucking amazing
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 09:11:47
Damn it why the hell did you post her pics all that happen was I lost my lunch all over the floor yes those pics are NSFW they make you PUKE
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 09:16:42
I thought she drowned having a bukkake party.
By THE PUNISHER, on February 27, 2009 09:26:28
I hate to say it, but she looks a lot better in these pictures than she has in anything I've seen recently. To my surprise, I find myself wholeheartedly agreeing with #19.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 09:39:02
Asian self hate at it's finest
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 09:40:40
Tila and thebig28 should do a reality show.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 09:46:03
22 + 23: Actually, I fucked both your mothers. You might not recognize them when you get home, I shaved their backs.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 10:06:19
If you notice the giveaway of the boob job is how the breasts spread out to the sides, rather than have a natural, slight downward slope.
This comes as a result of many years of very careful observation, for science of course.
But why do women slap me when I ask to see them?
Quite perplexing.
By Charles Darwin, on February 27, 2009 10:11:52
What a riot...she's just like Beyonce....trying to look like a completely different race....those two are getting up there with Michael Jackson. Fake eyes, nails, skin color,hair, body parts! Yikes scares me!
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 10:16:15
She's so fuckable
By MPT, on February 27, 2009 10:35:54
#33, that was my fathers cornhole you fucked. He said thanks for shaving his back after.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 11:04:40
After a review of the mostly lame comments, #20 Adults don't say things like "I banged her". Yea right, Megan Fox is here right now....lol...
Back to the slut. What sluts don't understand is nobody has any respect for them. She is a piece of meat. Nobody cares what she has to say and in a few years nobody will remember her, the money will be gone and than only other strippers will have anything to do with her...
By Judge Ito, on February 27, 2009 12:52:52
She'll be a fluffer, sucking dicks on porno movie sets soon enough...
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 14:34:52
This thing is arguably the biggest cunt on the planet.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 14:52:05
I cant stand fake lesbians
By L. Lohan, on February 27, 2009 15:01:07
This midget looks like a walking STD.
By sushi, on February 27, 2009 15:06:10
"Hi. My fake name is Tila Tequila, and I'm an attention whore; most people forget the word "attention". I'll do just about anything to get the attention I crave; like crack to a crack addict. I'll get fake bolt on titties & show them off like a slut. I'll lie by telling everyone that I'm not in a relationship. I'll lie by telling people I am bisexual. I'll lie about anything. I'll steal, I'll cheat the public, I'll deceive. I'll do anything to get anyone to notice me, because I'm an attention whore".
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 17:19:52
A previous posting on this website:
"A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila, the MTV show where 16 straight dudes and 16 lesbian women try to win the heart of that one Vietnamese whore from MySpace, is completely fake and will not be renewed because Tequila (real name: Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen) has been in a heterosexual relationship for over a year. I know, I couldn't believe it either! Page Six reports:
But it's "all a sham," says a source close to the show. "Tila has and has had a boyfriend for over a year, and she's not really bi. She's made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all." Our insider claims that MTV works hard to pretend she's single and available because she refuses to break up with her boyfriend, "who's like five years older than her. This is a massive scam . . . That's why they are not continuing with the show [for a second season], because she won't dump him."
Another theory for the cancellation is that Tila Tequila is really, really ugly. Seriously, if I was a contestant on something where this was the prize I'd slam my penis in a car door just in case".
By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 17:23:35
Man, and I thought that the nasty tits, freaky ass eyes, douche bag sized purse,ass cheeks hanging out all over the place, and the ever-so-predictable latte in her hand were all so sexy! Then I saw that classy pack of Camels and knew that she must be a star!!
Tila-get over yourself. We have.
By FemBot, on February 27, 2009 17:46:39
Blue eyes, reddish hair, big tits... and she's Asian.
She's a walking contradiction!
By cum receptacle, on February 27, 2009 17:55:15
Wonder what the bruises and black and blue marks on her knees are from?
By Stephen A., on February 27, 2009 20:56:29
They look about as fake as Marisa miller's. But I guess marisa is white so it's ok, huh todd?
By anonymous, on February 28, 2009 01:58:39
Don't care what you guys say but I'll fuck that shit UP !
By anonymous, on February 28, 2009 06:00:51
WOW. I like her body. Happy I have a cuter face but.. damn....... suga tits
By Stefanee, on February 28, 2009 07:06:45
#37 Wow. Lame.
By anonymous, on February 28, 2009 09:12:57
#51, agreed
By anonymous, on February 28, 2009 15:14:02
She is just a MONKEY face bitch who wants to be white so she becomes blonde like that fat ass beyonce she wants to be white too guess they hate their own race ,so weird they look like that but you ask them what the hell are you and fat ass will say black and stupid tila will just say wa yes suky suky lon time yes ten dorra suki lon time
By anonymous, on February 28, 2009 20:07:57
I'd like to see her in the center of a circle jerk. She can yell "me so horny" as the participants cream on her. I'd love that!
By anonymous, on February 28, 2009 20:10:48
this is some racist shit kids
By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 07:53:44
Skanktamonious twat.
By Commander Post Toasties, on March 1, 2009 12:25:21
CHARLIE DONT SURF
By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 14:47:37
Actually, Tila's grandfather (on the ma's side, anyway) is French. She is 25% French. This is a well-known fact.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2009 15:48:00
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