48 Comments:

1. File Under: Man-boobs;gay;midgetry

   By BarbadoSlim, on February 4, 2009 07:22:35

2. File Under: HGH

   By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 07:24:45

3. Yeah, but he always had those weird hanging tits tho. Even in Top Gun. Maybe it's a gay midget $cientologist thing. Dunno.

   By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 07:29:25

4. "I've been looking for the hi-res versions of these all day"
   
   ummm...ok...just for your job, right? (please say yes)

   By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 07:40:10

5. Exaclty, looks like someone hit up an MLB locker room and got ahold of some HGH

   By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 07:40:13

6. STEROIDS WOOOOOOOO now he is going to get "big" and make more shitty movies yeeeeeeeaaaahhh ,he is going to play super boy who looks old because of red kryptonite

   By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 07:45:37

7. I'm stunned. I would have sworn it would be Dave that finally broke down to release the photos of shirtless gay men he keeps on his bedroom walls. Or is Dave just posting under Todd's name now?

   By Ugh, on February 4, 2009 07:52:41

8. drugs and surgery

   By liquor lover, on February 4, 2009 08:08:36

9. What the HELL is wrong with the right side of his abs?

   By Bene, on February 4, 2009 08:15:53

10. Man you guys suck with jealousy! I'm no Cruise/Scientology fan but he looks great. And I don't see the man boob thing at all. His pecs look awesome!

    By Karen, on February 4, 2009 08:15:53

11. yea, just like Napoleon Dynamite's brother

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 08:21:34

12. its the scientology man!

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 08:31:50

13. It looks like 3/4 of his internal organs were removed (maybe he donated them to $cience)

    By stef, on February 4, 2009 08:34:36

14. Let me just preface this by saying that I can't stand Tom Cruise and I won't go to any of his movies - I think he's a psycho. But I'm with you, #10. I think he looks great - he's in fabulous shape for 46. I don't see man boobs or anything else wrong with the way he looks.

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 09:10:40

15. He's sucking in his gut and looks freaky. That's not good. These pics look staged too. How much did he pay the Splash paparazzi agency to only sell the good ones of these NOT candid pics of him?

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 09:19:49

16. STFU Karen.
    
    Are you $cientology Sea Org, or clam?

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 09:53:22

17. PLEASE...Post David Beckham new Armani ad's...TC is crazy. no one cares if he has muscles..he is all insane on the inside!

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 09:56:11

18. Look, someone draped tom cruise's skin over a skeleton

    By abr, on February 4, 2009 10:04:01

19. Ok, Im no Tina, I mean Tom fan, but he does look great for a man his age.. which is not old btw,, just not 24

    By Moreaces, on February 4, 2009 10:18:35

20. All old gay rich and famous men look good at that age. Rock Hudson was gay with AIDS and looked better than Tom at that age.

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 10:46:17

21. i think katie is reading the prenup right now, regretting that she only agreed to once a month sexual release.

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 11:33:32

22. he's obviosly been spending a lot of time working out with the ofhgnorfrghlyps dgnorlpeogyrator machine.
    

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 11:56:49

23. Cruise-O-$uction!

    By Mary Lynn Manson, on February 4, 2009 12:54:37

24. So Xenu is really Body by Jake?

    By Morgan, on February 4, 2009 13:04:45

25. you are all nuts.
    he looks amazing! jeez... at least keep some perspective..

    By KK, on February 4, 2009 13:37:20

26. one word, Fuck

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 14:02:26

27. He looks like Gollum.

    By kumquat, on February 4, 2009 14:47:42

28. Gay Cruise. Obviously sucking in his gut. This guy gets ickier by the day. Yuck. Put away, Tommy Boy, just Put. It. Away.

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 14:49:52

29. Oh he looks veeeeery natural for a guy his age. Not. I smell steroids.

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 15:17:31

30. He needs to strengthen his character and his intelligence with that whacky religion of his. I think an angry girl scout could beat him down in a fist fight.

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 16:32:44

31. man this site is full of haters

    By karmauni, on February 4, 2009 21:07:22

32. I agree with Karen, the man looks pretty good.
    Not a Scientology fan by the way.
    And #16 FU.

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 00:42:49

33. he's in good shape :)

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 01:12:15

34. GROSS!

    By brinna, on February 5, 2009 02:44:16

35. Doesn't make him any less psycho -ugh so creepy

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 03:09:33

36. his arms look good, the rest of him looks like he had some serious lipo (coupled with sucking in his gut) leaving him with gross loose skin.
    If you're gonna get the extreme lipo go for the tummy tuck, too.

    By scaredoftom, on February 5, 2009 03:30:01

37. Hey Dickhead #16 since you can't understand English I'll say it again. "I'm not a Cruise/Scientology Fan" or clam or whatever the hell you called it but your jealousy is apparent.
    
    Thanks #32

    By Karen, on February 5, 2009 03:34:30

38. he's gay so of course he is in shape. and I am sure this was staged and the photog was some scientologist stooge.

    By PK, on February 5, 2009 05:13:29

39. To me, he always looks like if Peter Pan had to grow up. So Pan got old and now he looks like Pan on 'roids.

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 05:16:53

40. HIs body looks better than ever (and I'm NOT a fan). Anyone with that much money should look good...your own chef, your own trainer, endless free time to work out and get massages and if all that doesn't work, money for the best surgeon money can buy. Anyone could look good with money.

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 05:22:18

41. Now John Travolta will give him a ride on his airplane.

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 05:59:21

42. its amazing how many guys will talk about tom cruise just to bash him, sounds a little insecure. the man may be crazy as hell but if i squint and make him a little taller, he looks pretty damn good

    By irish chick, on February 5, 2009 06:46:26

43. Who cares, he's still creepy, creepy.---->NEXT!!

    By ATL_ga83, on February 5, 2009 07:23:28

44. Its the mission impossilbe man!

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 10:49:57

45. Yeah, he's fucking nuts. But I'd do him.

    By Jesse, on February 5, 2009 11:50:26

46. He looks great! You try getting ripped at 47 years old. He's thin and sinewy and has hair! What more do you want, ladies?

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 11:56:04

47. He's had $cilicon implants!!!!!

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2009 23:38:43

48. The guy obviously trains at least an hour a day and watches his diet.. much respect..
    
    A lot of jealousy here.. I am a straight man and I can easily appreciate how this person looks.. very good looking guy with a fantastic body.. good for him.. get a grip people

    By anonymous, on February 21, 2009 08:04:30