Man - I couldn't fight the urge to click on the photos to get another view of this lard mess but I almost fell out of my chair when I saw the words: "The image has been scaled-down. Click the image to show the real size."... hell no dude!
That dress is horrible. I still think she looks good though. A little thick but nothing wrong with that. She's in no way obese or anything, just a little thick.
Todd, you have such a distorted view of body types. Believe it or not some women are just naturally bigger. Heck, statistically, larger people who exercise live longer than thin people who don't.
I normally don't jump on the "she's so fat" comment trains, but she looks like the chubby girl going to her middle school dance. It's not just that she's overweight, it's that she looks like she's wearing a training bra, her face is sweaty and shiny, and her hair looks terrible. She needs a fucking stylist, or a new one if she has one.
Poor Kelly. I actually like her music, and she appears to be lots of fun.
However, she has a terrible stylist (or she doesn't have one -- which is more likely) and she can't seem to fight the fat. She got really skinny there for a while (anyone remember that gold dress at the VMAs?) and then it just sort of fell apart.
I hope she hops back on the treadmill soon. Because she has the potential to be super sexy -- it's just that she's too short to carry any extra weight well.
She has never been attractive but she can sing better than anyone this website has seen in a long time. Imagine someone/anyone on this site with talant. At least she is famous because she earned it, not because she sucked coke off some fat jews belly.
Kelly looks like she did her own hair and makeup and picked out her own dress - everything looks amateurish, to say the least. She is chubby and not attractive, but someone definitely needs to help her with her look. A good stylist could help her maximize the good points that she does have. If she does have a stylist, that person should be fired.
She looks like the back-up, back-up prom date. You know, not the girl you took to the prom, but the girl who you take to the after-party knowing that you have a 100% chance of getting laid.
when you're a "celebrity" you're supposed to take care of your image and not let chunkiness like this to happen....while saying "she's just thick not fat" might be OK for a regular person, it's not for someone famous.....Pretty much what i'm trying to say is go to the gym bitch you got the time!
Once again, markeeoo takes anti-Semitism to a new level. I'm surprised he has time to read this site, when he's obviously busy memorizing Mein Kampf line for line.
this is weird because the other day my bf and i saw an commercial for her video and both said "when did she get skinny?" kudos to whoever airbrushed her in the video because she looks great. too bad she ate that version of kelly clarkson along with the entire cast of american idol.
Pretty sure this post wasn't about her singing ability. It's about her very obvious fatness, which she has in spades. I've never really cared for any of her songs and she is quite lumpy. And that's my two cents.
#7, Sorry to burst your bubble but men do like there women thick, it's Hollywood that's made you think men like these broomsticks in cloths, most men including myself like a women with curves, no I'll admit Kelly Clarkson's pushing the edge of being thick, I'd say she's more on the fat side, but never the less men do like there women thick.
Another thing, I want to know how much money Kelly paid to OK! Magazine to get them to say she was flaunting her new "svelte new figure", now unless in the last day or so the definition of the word svelte changed to mean something else, theres no way in hell she's svelte.
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Leave Your CommentPoor choice of dress. She should get a good padded bra to try to balance her shape out on the red carpet.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 03:34:45
Oink, oink. Petunia Pig.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 03:36:51
Man - I couldn't fight the urge to click on the photos to get another view of this lard mess but I almost fell out of my chair when I saw the words: "The image has been scaled-down. Click the image to show the real size."... hell no dude!
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 03:52:41
It's big. It's blue. And it's ugly. I'm thinking whale.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 03:58:57
fatty
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 04:00:54
That dress is horrible. I still think she looks good though. A little thick but nothing wrong with that. She's in no way obese or anything, just a little thick.
By Little Bo Peep, on February 10, 2009 04:01:31
Sorry to burst your bubble there Little Bo Peep but men like their steaks thick not their women.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 04:10:17
Todd, you have such a distorted view of body types. Believe it or not some women are just naturally bigger. Heck, statistically, larger people who exercise live longer than thin people who don't.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 04:29:22
I normally don't jump on the "she's so fat" comment trains, but she looks like the chubby girl going to her middle school dance. It's not just that she's overweight, it's that she looks like she's wearing a training bra, her face is sweaty and shiny, and her hair looks terrible. She needs a fucking stylist, or a new one if she has one.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 04:53:59
#7, not bursting my bubble. You're entitled to your opinion and in MY opinion she's fine. :P
By Little Bo Peep, on February 10, 2009 04:55:05
#8 statistically larger people also get laid less often.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 05:01:35
Fatness.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 05:02:12
She's still my girl, and i don't think she lets this kind of stuff get to her, she's not a supermodel and thats ok. :) Can't not like her.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 05:04:57
Here we go ahead with the "she's not fat, just thick" shit. She's fat - when you all start admitting it we can move on to insulting her together.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 05:06:01
Poor Kelly. I actually like her music, and she appears to be lots of fun.
However, she has a terrible stylist (or she doesn't have one -- which is more likely) and she can't seem to fight the fat. She got really skinny there for a while (anyone remember that gold dress at the VMAs?) and then it just sort of fell apart.
I hope she hops back on the treadmill soon. Because she has the potential to be super sexy -- it's just that she's too short to carry any extra weight well.
I still like her though.
By Jen, on February 10, 2009 05:06:52
She has never been attractive but she can sing better than anyone this website has seen in a long time. Imagine someone/anyone on this site with talant. At least she is famous because she earned it, not because she sucked coke off some fat jews belly.
By markeeoo, on February 10, 2009 05:15:01
markeoo you're an idiot.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 05:24:03
I gotta say I've always wanted to do her.
By dan, on February 10, 2009 05:36:34
Kelly looks like she did her own hair and makeup and picked out her own dress - everything looks amateurish, to say the least. She is chubby and not attractive, but someone definitely needs to help her with her look. A good stylist could help her maximize the good points that she does have. If she does have a stylist, that person should be fired.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 05:51:22
#9 nailed it.
By elles, on February 10, 2009 05:55:24
She looks like the back-up, back-up prom date. You know, not the girl you took to the prom, but the girl who you take to the after-party knowing that you have a 100% chance of getting laid.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 06:16:38
Oh wow, another shitty blogger with shitty superficial opinions. Fucking dissolve in acid like the unfunny cartoon supervillian you are.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 06:22:20
21, lol - her style is def wack but id do her
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 06:31:38
hahaha #22 is fat
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 06:32:14
I think we should leave her alone. Seriously, as long as she doesn't have cardiorespiratory problems of any sort, then she's not fat.
By MPT, on February 10, 2009 08:38:59
Svelte, my ass.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 08:51:02
#22 wrote that comment while standing over their deep fryer at work.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 08:54:47
Who cares if she lost 20 lbs. When you start out at 275lbs, guess what 250lbs is still fat. Put the pig back in its pen.
By No fatties please, on February 10, 2009 08:56:07
She's a titless, chubby mess. This is the consensus opinion. No one thinks she's attractive. No one.
By mutterhals, on February 10, 2009 09:01:59
Sorry Kelly. No pear necklace for you.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 09:06:10
I don't remember Kelly Clarkson signing up to be a contestant in the the Miss America pagent. She's a singer and pretty successful one at that.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 09:27:28
when you're a "celebrity" you're supposed to take care of your image and not let chunkiness like this to happen....while saying "she's just thick not fat" might be OK for a regular person, it's not for someone famous.....Pretty much what i'm trying to say is go to the gym bitch you got the time!
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 09:36:07
lol # 30
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 09:43:36
Once again, markeeoo takes anti-Semitism to a new level. I'm surprised he has time to read this site, when he's obviously busy memorizing Mein Kampf line for line.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 09:51:07
this is weird because the other day my bf and i saw an commercial for her video and both said "when did she get skinny?" kudos to whoever airbrushed her in the video because she looks great. too bad she ate that version of kelly clarkson along with the entire cast of american idol.
By muumuu, on February 10, 2009 10:01:14
i wouldent give her a pear necklace.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 10:16:14
Pretty sure this post wasn't about her singing ability. It's about her very obvious fatness, which she has in spades. I've never really cared for any of her songs and she is quite lumpy. And that's my two cents.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 14:01:18
I am thinking Kelly and Jessica Simpson as a team on "The Biggest Loser".
Get the cattle weight scales...
By Morgan, on February 10, 2009 14:49:28
i feel bad posting this but DAMN she's a chubber...slut
By mammazen, on February 10, 2009 18:26:46
She lost 20 pounds ?
Look behind ya ,There it is ! LOL
By BukkNekkid , on February 10, 2009 19:48:06
#7, Sorry to burst your bubble but men do like there women thick, it's Hollywood that's made you think men like these broomsticks in cloths, most men including myself like a women with curves, no I'll admit Kelly Clarkson's pushing the edge of being thick, I'd say she's more on the fat side, but never the less men do like there women thick.
By Trax, on February 10, 2009 20:36:43
Another thing, I want to know how much money Kelly paid to OK! Magazine to get them to say she was flaunting her new "svelte new figure", now unless in the last day or so the definition of the word svelte changed to mean something else, theres no way in hell she's svelte.
By Trax, on February 10, 2009 20:41:02
28, there is NO way Kelly is 250 pounds. Are you fucking kidding? She maybe weighs 150-160. Guys have such a twisted view of what women weigh.
Hell, girls on 'The Biggest Loser' who look skin and bone still weigh close to 120-130.
I'm not saying Kelly is skinny, but she's not 250.
By Jen, on February 11, 2009 10:27:25
I agree #41. Kelly's thick and looking great!
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 09:55:34
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