AHHHH! MY EYES!

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  1. GROSS.

    GO AWAY PAM, NO ONE LIKES YOU.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 08:24:29

  2. 1.)She's had at least 5 breast implant surgeries through the nipple. That's the incision scar.

    2.) You're 2 days late posting these. Old news Dave.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 08:26:59

  3. Are you surprised, Dave? This is what happens when you put tits on a bull.

    If I were you I'd have those implants removed before your nipples look the same.

    By Vigilante, on March 8, 2009 08:39:08

  4. Cue the track..."Dave, you SUCK"...

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 08:47:41

  5. Fuck off Vigilante.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 09:14:25

  6. Hey this is the designer Notorious for going knicker-less, she caused a stir in 1992 when she came to collect the OBE, and twirled to reveal all. After being made a Dame in 2006 by the Prince of Wales she disclosed that she was knicker-less again. Pam is in good company.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 09:31:29

  7. EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW delete delete those nasty pics oh no the humanity ban her from every show

    By Pam go away you old hag, on March 8, 2009 09:34:25

  8. YUM

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 09:51:03

  9. @ #5

    Why didn't you just sign your name "Dave" or "Dave's friend"?

    By no one's friend, on March 8, 2009 10:24:03

  10. this was a funny post, Dave

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 10:26:03

  11. You guys are bitching about the chick below with the nice natural breasts, yet complaining about Pam's franken-tits. A girl just doesn't stand a chance these days.

    By Willa Dodge, on March 8, 2009 10:33:25

  12. Vigilante RULES, shut the fuck up #5, you spineless coward piece of shit!

    By Willa Dodge, on March 8, 2009 10:33:54

  13. Thank you, Willa sweetness.

    And in response to your attempted directive, #5 (aka Dave, nice call #9)...

    No.

    And MAKE ME.

    By Vigilante, on March 8, 2009 10:43:42

  14. I especially like the girls laughing in the back.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 10:55:50

  15. how lovely...

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 11:16:55

  16. put a pencil through your eye, #2

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 11:16:56

  17. @ #16

    Dave, you're such a bitch. You should thank them for commenting since no one comments at all on your other blog, not even to tell you how much you suck.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 11:27:35

  18. @#17...

    There's ANOTHER blog?

    You mean I get TWO chances to tell Dave how much he blows?

    Holy fuck, what is this? My birthday or something?

    Halle-fuckin'-leujiah. What's the address?

    By Vigilante, on March 8, 2009 12:06:28

  19. WTF?!!....

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 12:06:47

  20. @ #17

    He links the other blog here all the time. It's owned by the came company that owns this blog.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 12:11:52

  21. correction "same" company that owns this blog

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 12:13:53

  22. I'm not clicking onto the censored pic. My eyes might stop working. She's had too much surgery to have even semi attractive breasts. I've already seen Katie Price's AND Shauna Sand's franken-titties.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 12:46:34

  23. well I haven't seen these pics elsewhere. so thanks. I think.

    the thing that's grossest is, she apparently thinks so much of herself and her fake boobs she still thinks she's hot. she's got hot-delusion, kind of like fergie fug from BEP.

    By pudenda shenanigans, on March 8, 2009 13:06:22

  24. 1) OMG her boobs are disgusting!

    2) Dave has his funny moments. I thought this was one of them.

    3) You people bitch too much

    By Chick, on March 8, 2009 13:20:26

  25. Dearie, dearie me. Old Watchmen cartoons? Marmaduke?

    Fucking STAR TREK?

    Dave, they do have you scraping the bottom of the barrel. I would sympathize with you, if you weren't such a douche who wears his mother's two day old underwear, found in the hamper, crusty and stuck together after that visit from your "Uncle Tood" where they played all those slow songs from the 80s and made you go up to your room at 7:30.

    And I would sympathize if you weren't such a douche.

    Did I say that already? Well, it was worth repeating. 'Specially since you told me to fuck off anonymously.

    Be a man, Dave. Tell me to fuck off in person.

    By Vigilante, on March 8, 2009 13:24:31

  26. As part of the stimulus package for national improvement they should give Pam the money to move back to Canada.

    By Jiggs McHockeypuck, on March 8, 2009 13:25:40

  27. She is GROSS!!!! Lost it years ago, now TRAINWRECK!

    By Paris Hilton, on March 8, 2009 13:32:53

  28. Time to give it up Pam.
    You're WAY past your expiration date.

    By BukkNekkid , on March 8, 2009 13:47:12

  29. The Dave issue aside, I'm actually glad that Vigilante's name is highlighted. That way, I can see her annoying comments and skip right past them.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 13:58:42

  30. why is she flashing them in every outfit... is she supposed to be proud or something? looks to me like the novelty has more than worn off.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 14:20:13

  31. Those are some horrendous nipples. This chick is totally wrecked.
    Looking back at her Playboy centerfold is all the more tragic. She used to be so hot, why the f**k did she cut herself up like that? Her tits are preposterous, she should have just left everything alone and aged gracefully.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 14:22:14

  32. #29:

    Thank you for noticing that there is a "Dave issue", that I'm female, and that I highlight my name in order to link to a blog that will, in the not so distant future, link to a site that will be far superior to this one.

    I'd say my work here is done, but Dave...you're making it far too difficult for me to leave.

    You dumbass douchenozzle.

    By Vigilante, on March 8, 2009 14:36:47

  33. I have returned.

    By Vigilante's Anus, on March 8, 2009 14:48:34

  34. What a pathetically used up & hagged out skank; looks like pam the whore found another way to show off her tits. It's her only way to stay even remotely relevant; she can't act, she can't sing, she's not good looking enough to be a bikini model & the only way for her to to get any publicity is to pathetically embarrass herself. If it weren't for her disgustingly mutilated rack (and sucking the dick of every casting agent in hollywood), she'd still be in Canada, working at a Dairy Queen...

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 15:03:48

  35. No, Anus.

    WE have returned. And by we, I mean ALL of us.

    And WE ALL think this site sucks without Jenny.

    (By the way, I'm incredibly sorry about the prune juice thing. It was JoeJoe's idea. The Chapstick worked though, yes?)

    By Vigilante, on March 8, 2009 15:25:31

  36. #11 Thanks for noticing.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 16:10:25

  37. Was this the "Show Us Your Cartoon Mutant Tits Fashion Show" ? And isn't this piece of trash the one who complained that her kids were being teased in school because of her antics ? Yep, I would let my kids go to Pam's house to play with her kids. I would be afraid that she would break out the home video of her last vacation on the oral sex deck of the Playboy yacht.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 16:34:24

  38. Vigi, it's so good to see you again. The site has NOT been the same without you.

    I thought it was physically impossible, but dear ol' Dave writes in AUTOTUNE. Que putza in his postings?? Now, now, we must give "Dave" kudos for these copious extrasensory talents, no?

    I've been following this site for many years, and yes, since Jenny left, there is a definite change in tone and quality. And not for the better. It now lacks creativity and sharp wit because the more articulate posters who really MADE this site such a funny oasis have defected. Such a shame. Used to get some good laughs here. (wah wah to strains of Russian composed violin music)

    OT - Pammy needs to put that shit a-way and pick her self-worth up off the floor. Perhaps she can sling it up along with all that boobage? Can't wait 'till natural breasts are all men will want to..

    By Sami, on March 8, 2009 16:44:55

  39. Yuck. Why doesnt she ever seem to be wearing a bra?
    Cover it up, it's not sexy or even remotely attractive.

    By Sparkee, on March 8, 2009 16:53:49

  40. the hands are worse than the udders. her wrinkled torn face and the meth teeth (or maybe just the hep teeth)...oh pam, dear pam, soon you'll look just like a man (with balloons surgically implanted in the breast area)

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 17:24:49

  41. Vigilante the only thing worse than being a cunt is being a self righteous cunt. Good luck with that.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 18:02:18

  42. She's now got a nickname from me. Since she's got the monster tit nipple that's ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING, her new nickname is Pam-ula, as in Drac-ula...

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 20:53:11

  43. All I see here, besides Pam's gross tits, is Vigilante attacking Dave for no reason. What crawled up her ass? Or is this just her way of plugging some blog she's about to open?

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 20:55:29

  44. Frankentit... nice. My how she has fallen. When she was discovered in Canada, she was naturally beautiful. Now, with her 50 tit operations, her shaving off her eybrows & painting them back on, wearing 50lbs of face makeup, her doing blow & other drugs (that reflects on her face) and with her STD's, she's just plain disgusting. The only way I'd fuck her is if I wrapped my dick in 3 condoms & she put a bag over her head & didn't say a word...

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 21:08:04

  45. It's so sad that she feels that she must show off her tits to get any attention. This is what happens to beautiful young girls when they buy into the hollywood "gotta do the trend of the month" mentality. Hopefully, young fresh actresses will look at her as a cautionary tale & do the exact opposite of what this hag has done...

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 21:10:49

  46. I guess shit like this happens when you pay someone to stuff a milk jug of saline inside your tit.

    By Dingo, on March 8, 2009 22:10:01

  47. Meh - I think if you are this worked up over Dave's posts, it might be time to get a hobby.

    By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 00:37:27

  48. #41, Dave...I am a self righteous cunt. A big one. I don't see a problem with it, do you?

    #47, I do have a hobby. It's called "This Site Sucks Since Jenny's Gone". Looks like I'm not the only one who has this particular interest either, eh? It's catching on. Gonna be bigger than scrapbooking.

    SAMI! I've missed you too, dahling. Yes, you do have to give Dave kudos. I'd once heard that Paris Hilton was able to suck a grape through fifty feet of garden hose, didn't think I'd ever find anyone who can suck harder than that.

    CONGRATULATIONS, DAVE!

    And congrats to Gorilla Nation and Crave Online for sponsoring this shit. You've done a bang up job with the place, guys. Tell me again, how much is it costing you to keep this dead horse going?

    By Vigilante, on March 9, 2009 01:50:27

  49. PS: Dave, further to your suggestion that I get a hobby...GUESS WHAT? I DID!

    Anyone here have a Facebook account?

    Click Me. You know you want to.

    By Vigilante, on March 9, 2009 04:00:21

  50. Facebook blows.

    By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 05:11:28

  51. Vigilante, get help. You have serious issues.

    Looking at that picture, it strikes me as though she purposely showed off her tit, just like Janet Jackson did at the Super Bowl. Pretty pathetic, when the only way for someone to notice you is to show off your fake bolt on titties. She used to be beautiful when she was young; now she's just disgusting...

    By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 06:28:56

  52. @51,

    Dude, you're only just finding out I have serious issues? You must be new here.

    By Vigilante, on March 9, 2009 07:37:50

  53. Jesus, even Viv Westwood has a horrified smile on her face, and you KNOW she's seen some scary shit.

    Vig, bella, you are sooo much cooler than this. Whatsup?

    By Staci, on March 9, 2009 08:48:13

  54. Hacket face has hacket nip.

    By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 09:55:48

  55. Nothing, Staci. Just taking the time to give credit where credit is due. They said my feedback was important for something...I dunno, I wasn't listening.

    By Vigilante, on March 9, 2009 10:24:42

  56. Holy cow, I have completely forgotten what I was going to write after reading these comments! It feels more like a REALLY boring craigslist forum, with "regulars" arguing with "newbies" about stupid shit. Vigilante, I'll say it with my tag so you know it's not Dave:

    CONGRATS! You've managed to turn a post about Pam Anderson's dead, inverted nipples into a thread about YOU. Seriously. The bickering is much less amusing than ANY post Dave has made yet.

    I try to avoid even acknowledging stuff like this, so I won't do it again, but I just want it to be entered into your realm of consciousness that it is possible that some of those anonymous posters were just that, and NOT Dave. Other people who read the site. Because your comments on this post are unfunny and pretty damn annoying.

    I do agree with you that the site is dying without Jenny, though.

    Oh I know what I was going to say. I wonder if Pam Anderson realizes that the designers that have asked her to be in their shows have done so because she's campy--not sexy. Doubt it.

    By ISBN, on March 9, 2009 10:52:32

  57. I would not deport Pam. I would put her in charge of Citibank. She couldn't do any worse than these guys have done.

    By "Barry", Somewhere, Washington, DC, on March 9, 2009 10:56:33

  58. Aww, ISBN, I missed you too.

    Of course I turned it into a thread about me. I'm pissed off that a site I used to enjoy has devolved into a steaming pile of crap. I have a right to be pissed off, don't I? Is there a better way to complain about it?

    I'm not the only one complaining. I'm just the only one obnoxious enough to hijack an entire thread (or four) in order to make a point. The point we're in agreement over. This site is dying without Jenny. And I think it's a shame.

    And Dave still sucks.

    And I can't be the only one that notices since Dave has come on to the scene there has been a sharp influx of "Anonymous" posters. It's not rocket science, filling the comments section gives the appearance that the site is still popular. The Mods would know for sure. I say post the IP addresses.

    By Vigilante, on March 9, 2009 11:27:39

  59. Vig - where have you been, honey? I've missed you! Good to hear your rapier wit is back at work. There is much to accomplish here.

    By nanster, on March 9, 2009 11:29:30

  60. Vigilante... I checked out your FB page and I'm afraid I have some bad news. You wrote:

    Jenny is no longer associated with the site, as far as I can tell.

    If you go to the IDLYITW "About" page, here is what it says:

    IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com is currently written by two people - Jenny and Todd.

    Hmmmm... do we seem to have a reading comprehension problem, or are you just plain lazy and ignorant? I'm just askin'....

    By not Dave, on March 9, 2009 12:17:16

  61. I liked Vigilante better when she wasn't a psychotic bitch. Were you locked in the basement of an Austrian rapist for the past 3 months? Why all the hate?

    By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 13:21:50

  62. I agree that Dave doesn't have the natural ability that Jenny or Todd has. But we still have Todd. As long as he is posting the MAJORITY of the material, I'm happy. Todd is a fucking comedic genius. Jenny was as well. She had a knack for throwing in the catty undertone in her posts that only a chick could do. But again, Todd kills me. So as long as Dave gets no more than one or two posts a week, I'm not gonna trip yet.

    One more time..I do miss Jenny, but Todd still rocks.

    By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 13:23:55

  63. Vigilante sounds like one of those psychotic chicks with a drinking problem. She is neither funny nor witty and intelligent (like Jenny). I'd usually just skip right through Vigilante's posts because they were just angry. Chick has a shitty personality. That's her schitck and it's gonna be good for 2 minutes, not even 5. Anyway, don't like this site, don't read it. Coming here to start this war is really, really, pathetic.

    By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 13:30:58

  64. If you have such a hard time enjoying this site, then don't come and read it. I have been visiting this site off & on for a few years now and I don't DEMAND that it amuses ME and only ME. I guess I don't take celebrity gossip blogs all that serious to begin with. I'm not going trip out and take it personal if I wasn't entertained. Dave sucks ass and Todd kicks ass. I'll take what I can get. Vigilante, if you are that upset about the direction of this site, then, well, don't read it. I'm just sayin. And I miss Jenny as well. :(

    By complaining about something you can't control is pointless, on March 9, 2009 17:11:09

  65. Pam is a stupid whore. Just in case anyone bothered to read what this thread was about*.

    *Hint - it's not about the individual posters or the original thread poster...

    By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 17:36:16

  66. Jesus, what an attention whore. I'm surprised this twat didn't start sucking some dudes dick on stage, just to get attention...

    By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 19:22:01

  67. PAM ANDERSON OWES ME A NEW KEYBOARD AND A CUP OF COFFEE...WHEN I SAW THAT NIPPLE I THREW UP ALL OVER THE PLACE...GROSS...IT LOOKS LIKE A CHEWED UP PIECE OF GUM...OR IT HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN AND IS TRYING TO ESCAPE FROM THE THE AREOLA

    By anonymous, on March 10, 2009 04:52:05

  68. LMAO@melted raisinette!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By anonymous, on March 10, 2009 06:24:17

  69. Mutated raisnette/melted raisenette...same difference. haha! It's like the boob itself is looking down in shame! Haha---props Dave, this was actually pretty good.

    By FemBot, on March 10, 2009 08:47:37

  70. I don't think many of you have been around a woman long enough to know that nips aren't always perky and hard. They can get squished inside of clothing and become deformed for a moment before they take natural shape again when exposed.

    I'd still munch on Pam's lovely orbs.

    By anonymous, on March 10, 2009 14:30:05

  71. @ 69 and 70:

    You're both dumb, and her "nips" are mutated from multiple breast implant surgeries.

    By anonymous, on March 10, 2009 18:49:25

  72. Dumb? uh,ok.
    I never said that her nipples weren't mutated from multiple breast implant surgeries. I just think that it's funny that she shows off her mutated nipples in the first place. Lighten up.

    By FemBot, on March 11, 2009 07:35:49

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