Why do you people think that it matters if they're panties or a bathing suit? They both look exactly the same. The bottoms still look to be cut high. That's what "granny panties" are, full coverage bottoms.
"Granny Panties" are full coverage bottoms that cover all the midsection above the hip bone, and don't cut any higher than the top of the thigh. Dave thought these are "granny panties" because they're white and they're not a thong. Dave was wrong and sounded dumb, and his 17 year old fanclub needs to GTFO.
What kind of imbecile thinks that every panty that isn't a thong is a "granny panty"? This is just a pair of white bikini cut panties (or a really boring bathing suit). Granny panties have wide fabric on the sides. These look to have only about an inch or less.
You guys can pretend like you have these super high standars for women, but any woman of even average attractiveness knows that they can get some dick just by walking outside. You guys practically throw it at us. And no one believes that any of you guys posting here are sexy at all. The vast majority of you are just a bunch a homely losers w/ backne and stank breath. And even if, by some miracle, one of you WERE sexy, that guy STILL would hand out the cock to any female w/ a pulse between the ages of 12-60. It must suck to be a guy and not be able to have sex w/ someone hot anytime you want 24/7. So go ahead and rag on girls that wear comfy panties on the weekend, they still have 100X more sex than you.
#31 please stop shoving bon bons down your throat and get off your fat ass and go throw yurself at some unemployed mexicans at the corner gas station..maybe they might have sex with you.You sound like u need something for sure
#31: Amen to THAT! Ever notice that when you call the guys on this board out on their shit they just don't respond? Meanwhile, anyone who sticks to the topic and voices an opinion on the post that they don't like is called a fat ugly woman. But because you made sense and hit where it hurt...nuthin' back. HA! It's funny because it's trooo!
Personally, I picture the guys that comment here to look a lot like the comic book shop owner on the Simpsons. And to be closest and overcompensating. After all, they ARE reading celebrity gossip...
Speaking of which, I would love to know when this site became devoted to rating chick's bodies. Oh I know: when Britney stopped being allowed out and Paris got old. This site needs to stop advertising itself as celebrity gossip, and more of "hot or not."
#34 Oh NO! Some pissed off nerd thinks I don't get laid! WAAAAAH
Yeah, girls have a hard time getting laid, keep telling yourself that you worthless spaz. It's not my fault you guys are sooo patheticly desperate. And you know what will really make you shit your pants, I can get away with being a HUGE bitch and guys still kiss my ass because I'm hot. It's been that way since forever. You guys are just too easy. Even my ugliest friend gets laid regularly.
#35 bon bon's? Seriously? What is this amateur hour or is this just your first day on the internet.
Getting dick is as easy as getting a glass of water. I don't even know why a guy would attemt to deny it. It's not like the whole world doesn't know. There's a reason hookers and strip clubs exist and it's so that guys like you don't kill yourselves. Who would work the drive-thru then?
#38 I'm glad you're happy you're a slut. I'm sure you'll go far. There will always be a job for you at every street corner or strip club. You're parents are probably really proud of you.
#40 Yeah and every girl really wants a misogynistic, insecure a-hole like all of you little boys. You spew your sexist crap here every day and you can't stand it when a girl takes the same mind-set. Do you actually think I act like this in real life? But it is pretty funny to see these responses. I highly doubt all you guys go around in public saying the things you post here.
"Bitch" is my online persona because it's fun. I'm surprised I have to explain it to you. Yeah, if some guy is acting like a pig in my real life, then, ok, I am a bitch to them, and they still try to ask me out. And I didn't say I fucked a lot of guys, I said getting dick is EASY b/c guys offer it up every second of every day. It's a FACT and it's embarrassing. Personally, I like long term relationships and I've been w/ my current boyfriend for almost 3 yrs.
42 Comments:
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By anonymous, on March 22, 2009 08:46:27
If you would have read further, you'd see that it was a bikini... they're at the beach.
By anonymous, on March 22, 2009 08:50:14
Granny Panties? You idiot!
By anonymous, on March 22, 2009 09:02:13
Proud of Ashton for this... what a guy
By Eclex, on March 22, 2009 09:03:07
I know Ashton is posting this to be like "Look at my hot-ass wife's amazing bod" but what I really thought was, "Nice Grandma panties old lady."
Me: 1
Ashton: 0
By anonymous, on March 22, 2009 09:08:38
So anything that isn't a thong is granny pants? You suck.
By anonymous, on March 22, 2009 09:12:19
lol@ png(s)
By anonymous, on March 22, 2009 09:20:20
Hey #6, eat a dick.
By anonymous, on March 22, 2009 09:21:31
It's a white bathing suit. DUH! You're trying too hard to get people to "like" you. Get off the Internet and get some real life friends please.
By anonymous, on March 22, 2009 09:23:10
come on IDLYTW has a twitter account why that twitter shit sucks and here is maria's page lol
http://twitter.com/mariashriver
By anonymous, on March 22, 2009 10:55:05
Ashton said that Demi was in her bikini. She said he was bad for taking a pic of her in a bikini while she was steaming his suit.
Ashton: 1
#5 Anonymous: 0
By anonymous, on March 22, 2009 10:55:16
i would imagine that she has to dress him on a regular basis. and her ass looks good for a 50 yr old with kids
By sean, on March 22, 2009 11:16:24
Demi is an old used up bitch and Ashton is a douchebag.
Ashton -2
Everyone else 1
By anonymous, on March 22, 2009 11:20:40
Why do you people think that it matters if they're panties or a bathing suit? They both look exactly the same. The bottoms still look to be cut high. That's what "granny panties" are, full coverage bottoms.
#11 - You're retarded.
By anonymous, on March 22, 2009 11:28:08
"Granny Panties" are full coverage bottoms that cover all the midsection above the hip bone, and don't cut any higher than the top of the thigh. Dave thought these are "granny panties" because they're white and they're not a thong. Dave was wrong and sounded dumb, and his 17 year old fanclub needs to GTFO.
By anonymous, on March 22, 2009 12:01:58
Uh oh, looks like this was yet another chapter in...Posts Offensive to Unattractive Women.
By anonymous, on March 22, 2009 12:19:54
The only thing offensive to anyone is the decline of quality intelligent humor on this website.
By anonymous, on March 22, 2009 12:26:00
Dude, where's my wife's ASS??
By anonymous, on March 22, 2009 12:30:07
Duh that's just normal underwear. Y'all are retarded.
By anonymous, on March 22, 2009 12:47:34
Well, there seems to be an utterly stupid arguement happening here. What else is playing round the net?
By anonymous, on March 22, 2009 13:37:33
who do any of you know thats demi and not rumer?
By Woody, on March 22, 2009 13:40:35
i meant 'how' not 'who'.
By dislexic Woody, on March 22, 2009 13:41:49
This is such a dumb ass post. Where's Todd when you need him?
By anonymous, on March 22, 2009 14:10:25
Lame sauce.
By anonymous, on March 22, 2009 14:13:30
24 comments and growing. You got punked!
By Bruce Willis, on March 22, 2009 14:52:04
Hey,they still look better than me.
By Jessica Simpson's Mommy Pants, on March 22, 2009 15:57:56
Good grief, what a handsome young man sees in my grandmother i will never know.
By Charley Kane, on March 22, 2009 16:44:35
ass looks good to me. I'd hit it in a minute. Haters out there need to take another look at their wife/girlfriend.
By dave, on March 22, 2009 17:52:15
All I know is she has a hot bod.
By AJB, on March 22, 2009 18:01:46
damn, I thought she was still bang-able...until I saw the old lady granny panties. damn, that's totally unsexy.
By chris from vancouverBC, on March 22, 2009 18:32:05
What kind of imbecile thinks that every panty that isn't a thong is a "granny panty"? This is just a pair of white bikini cut panties (or a really boring bathing suit). Granny panties have wide fabric on the sides. These look to have only about an inch or less.
You guys can pretend like you have these super high standars for women, but any woman of even average attractiveness knows that they can get some dick just by walking outside. You guys practically throw it at us. And no one believes that any of you guys posting here are sexy at all. The vast majority of you are just a bunch a homely losers w/ backne and stank breath. And even if, by some miracle, one of you WERE sexy, that guy STILL would hand out the cock to any female w/ a pulse between the ages of 12-60. It must suck to be a guy and not be able to have sex w/ someone hot anytime you want 24/7. So go ahead and rag on girls that wear comfy panties on the weekend, they still have 100X more sex than you.
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 03:14:02
Some of you take this shit WAY too seriously. Calm down, take a pill and CHILL.
By Chick, on March 23, 2009 04:10:54
It's totally classless to take that kind of picture of your wife. He's a fratboy that needs to grow up and show some respect for the woman he married.
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 05:26:13
#31 you're wrong. Most women are cunts like you and couldn't get laid in a whore house let alone walking outside.
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 05:54:01
#31 please stop shoving bon bons down your throat and get off your fat ass and go throw yurself at some unemployed mexicans at the corner gas station..maybe they might have sex with you.You sound like u need something for sure
By charlie sheen, on March 23, 2009 06:13:18
Must spend a shitload of money on lube each month.
Guessing here.
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 06:51:26
#31: Amen to THAT! Ever notice that when you call the guys on this board out on their shit they just don't respond? Meanwhile, anyone who sticks to the topic and voices an opinion on the post that they don't like is called a fat ugly woman. But because you made sense and hit where it hurt...nuthin' back. HA! It's funny because it's trooo!
Personally, I picture the guys that comment here to look a lot like the comic book shop owner on the Simpsons. And to be closest and overcompensating. After all, they ARE reading celebrity gossip...
Speaking of which, I would love to know when this site became devoted to rating chick's bodies. Oh I know: when Britney stopped being allowed out and Paris got old. This site needs to stop advertising itself as celebrity gossip, and more of "hot or not."
Sorry, Todd, I'm NOT just talking about Dave.
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 06:54:22
#34 Oh NO! Some pissed off nerd thinks I don't get laid! WAAAAAH
Yeah, girls have a hard time getting laid, keep telling yourself that you worthless spaz. It's not my fault you guys are sooo patheticly desperate. And you know what will really make you shit your pants, I can get away with being a HUGE bitch and guys still kiss my ass because I'm hot. It's been that way since forever. You guys are just too easy. Even my ugliest friend gets laid regularly.
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 07:11:59
#35 bon bon's? Seriously? What is this amateur hour or is this just your first day on the internet.
Getting dick is as easy as getting a glass of water. I don't even know why a guy would attemt to deny it. It's not like the whole world doesn't know. There's a reason hookers and strip clubs exist and it's so that guys like you don't kill yourselves. Who would work the drive-thru then?
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 08:52:04
Right #38. Everyone wants to be with a bitch. You're fucking delusional. I wouldn't fuck you with Dave's dick.
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 09:31:22
#38 I'm glad you're happy you're a slut. I'm sure you'll go far. There will always be a job for you at every street corner or strip club. You're parents are probably really proud of you.
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 09:42:31
#40 Yeah and every girl really wants a misogynistic, insecure a-hole like all of you little boys. You spew your sexist crap here every day and you can't stand it when a girl takes the same mind-set. Do you actually think I act like this in real life? But it is pretty funny to see these responses. I highly doubt all you guys go around in public saying the things you post here.
"Bitch" is my online persona because it's fun. I'm surprised I have to explain it to you. Yeah, if some guy is acting like a pig in my real life, then, ok, I am a bitch to them, and they still try to ask me out. And I didn't say I fucked a lot of guys, I said getting dick is EASY b/c guys offer it up every second of every day. It's a FACT and it's embarrassing. Personally, I like long term relationships and I've been w/ my current boyfriend for almost 3 yrs.
You guys are pretty sensitive today.
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 11:46:29
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