Wow, Star must be slacking in the readership roles, it's working hard to bring them in. I wouldn't even take this as a possible true story even with a gain of salt. No pun intended with Angie's new movie.
Love the headline. That was funny. I hope she was hot not like when Jude Law was boinking the nanny. That nanny was bleh. Angie should have just joined in. That would've been HOTTTTTT.
OMG OMG OMG I sooooo hope this is true!! Cuz I'm evil! Actually it would be sad for the kids to have to suffer a broken home. But OMG!!! Once a cheater always a cheater....
What's the big deal. It's a back rub. Some girls are so fucking paranoid, it's pathetic. I wouldn't take shit like that from any girl, no matter how hot she was. If he caught him actually porking her, it'd be a different story.
You had me at Star magazine, the bastion of trustworthy journalism. If I want this made up bullshit I will buy a goddamn Star. If this is the mark of a slow newsweek at Star, what does recycling it say?
"Actually it would be sad for the kids to have to suffer a broken home."
Yeah, I mean their current environment is so normal. It would be a shame to have to live with one crazy egomaniac rather than two...that would just tear the fabric of their souls.
Karma's a bitch. For all of you saying "Angie's hot, he wouldn't be that stupid," remember: for every beautiful woman in the world, there's a man that's tired of fucking her.
i feel her if my husband even looked to hard at another woman i would flip i cook clean and wash his clothes he better respect me and angelina is so aweome how could he
This story is just a way for Brad to get some masculinity back in his image after all the jokes about how whipped he is. But they had to do it without making him seem like a bad guy. "Rubbing the nanny's back," sure, how sweet 'n' innocent... Brad was probably plowing through half of Germany.
One way to do damage control is to tell a LITTLE bit of the truth, so no one is surprised if they're bickering in public. I'm sure the marriage has always been open, that is how Angie rolls, but she may really be getting jealous now because she is losing her looks while Brad is staying about average ( for him ).
NICE go fuck the nanny Brad do her good and take pics so Angelina can find them and go crazy ,hey angelina the nanny is going to take brad away what goes around comes around ,he will be free from all the annoying kids you have
You have to look at it from Brad's perspective. One minute he's the hottest star on two legs, banging any chick he wants and the next minute he's with the shaka zulu baby at a toy store. He's going to seek an escape between that nanny's legs and who can blame him!
Is he hot though? I mean, he fucked Gwyneth Paltrow and I'm sure her acid fanny melted his cock off. Hand on heart, I'd rather be banged by Joaquin Pheonix and beard. But I really do like beards.
Right, #48. Anyone who thinks that a story of infidelity between a Hollywood couple who both have histories of infidelity is just a dumbass. No, no, you're totally right. The smart ones are the people who stick their fingers in their ears because they don't want to hear bad things about their hero(s)...yes, THEY are the intelligent ones in this discussion. Yes, keep telling yourself this.
Is he hot though? I mean, he fucked Gwyneth Paltrow and I'm sure her acid fanny melted his cock off. Hand on heart, I'd rather be banged by Joaquin Pheonix and beard. But I really do like beards.
too funny but not a surprose, brad cheated on jen before he cheated on her with ang, which is why she would not have his baby she did not feel secure, he is a serial cheater, realize it angie.
it is like they are allready starting the seperating, she is with the girls in one place while he is with the boys in anotherm then vice versa, it won't be long now till they are over over over, brad and aj.
Angie is filming a new movie??? She just said she was taking time off to be with the kids! man she is a nutter, does she even realizes what a lie is???
Ooh, I am so mad you took it all the way back to Shaka Zulu, 49, lol. I remember getting trashed watching that movie as a teen, good times.
On topic: time (and karma) is marching right across Angie's face. Couple that with her bony oh-not-so-hot-anymore body and it becomes obvious why Brad would look elsewhere. The high school quarterback wants to bang the popular cheerleader, not the weird chick in the model UN club.
They need to start putting Star in the fiction section. One week Jen's pregnant, this week Angie's slapping the nanny, perhaps next week Brad's penis is going to fall off. Who reads this crap?
This story is stupid. AS IF a little rat-faced weenie like Brad Pitt would cheat on a sex crazed goddess like Angelina. He KNOWS that she wouldn't have even let him get gum off her shoe had he not been a big ol' star (and already marrried -even sexier!). Please. He may be icky, but I don't think he's a complete moron.
If he did it WITH you...he'll do it TO you. She doesn't deserve to be treated any better than this! I really hope it is true...it would serve this self-righteous, hypocritical, homewrecker right!
Ah he LIKES it when she bitch slaps him. STAR didn't cover the part where they left the wakened babies w/ the nanny and went off to the padded room and she bent him over and reamed him w/ her strap on.
Uh yeah, I don't buy this for a moment. Those two are madly in love. It's written all over their faces, nothing but adoration for one another. What's wrong, can't find any real dirt? Next...!
Bullshit. Angie seeems to be riding the crazy train. She would of stabbed him with one of her collection knifes before slapping him. I like this couple, but it doesnt mean shes not as crazy as he is pussy-whooped.
#60 must be a controlled-brainless stay at home wife. The reason some men dont want full time career women is because they dont want their woman to be more or equally as successful. Therefore he makes the money and she gets to do whatever he wants her to do. Stupid. Get a full time job, make your own money. So the next time he asks you when dinner is gonna be ready, you can tell him whenever he gets up and makes it.
All those Jen-lovers are dump as Jen is. The`re extremely annoing stupid. Why don`t your Jen just shut her mouth and stop getting money from bullshit interview about her ex and live her life? soooo stupid! Just breath and live with your jealousy, the story isn`t a truth. They are in love. they have grace. So let them live. #76, my respect.
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Leave Your CommentWow, Star must be slacking in the readership roles, it's working hard to bring them in. I wouldn't even take this as a possible true story even with a gain of salt. No pun intended with Angie's new movie.
By jaye, on March 11, 2009 09:29:49
God.If tis happens to Angelina, there's no hope for any of us normal-looking girls I guess..
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 09:31:27
Love the headline. That was funny. I hope she was hot not like when Jude Law was boinking the nanny. That nanny was bleh. Angie should have just joined in. That would've been HOTTTTTT.
By Chick, on March 11, 2009 09:36:19
KARMA, ANGIE
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 09:39:44
OMG OMG OMG I sooooo hope this is true!! Cuz I'm evil! Actually it would be sad for the kids to have to suffer a broken home. But OMG!!! Once a cheater always a cheater....
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 09:43:24
haha... why does star magazine always feel the need to lie? is it for attention?
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 09:45:13
I don't believe this story since Angie is paranoid and would not hire a pretty young nanny.
By silver_viper, on March 11, 2009 09:53:41
What goes around, comes in the nanny's mouth. Not that Jen isn't a pathetic stalker.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 09:54:55
When is brad going to come to his senses and DTB
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 10:08:41
Who writes this stuff? No imagination.....the nanny. Right, like the butler in the library with the candlestick......
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 10:14:39
Now she just needs to keep him from finding out about Nadya Suleman.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 10:16:42
What's the big deal. It's a back rub. Some girls are so fucking paranoid, it's pathetic. I wouldn't take shit like that from any girl, no matter how hot she was. If he caught him actually porking her, it'd be a different story.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 10:21:26
#2 think about it. Neither of Brangelina are normal looking.
I'm ashamed my name is Brad. But only because I don't get the hi qual puss he does.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 10:25:08
Bullshit. But I wish.
By pervertedeeyore, on March 11, 2009 10:28:25
Lulz, everyone knows you don't get levels in Magic the Gathering!
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 10:29:44
Karma, karma, chameleon, and all that shit.
Who really cares which psycho bitch this airhead ends up with anyway?
By B. George, Bloated-Celebrityville, UK, on March 11, 2009 10:30:02
Oh no... a DnD lover... like we don't have enough unsociable dweebs on this green earth.
By get a life, on March 11, 2009 10:46:22
bullsh*t
By ha, on March 11, 2009 10:49:54
Why would anyone believe this? Like Star is a reliable source?
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 10:50:04
Pfff, I don't blame him. Angie's one bony looking bitch that stopped being hot back in the late 20th century.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 10:55:10
"what goes around, comes in the nanny's mouth" is LMAO-worthy.
Ku-dos.
By Wench., on March 11, 2009 11:13:37
Jolie does NOT look good as a blonde. Ick.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 11:21:23
Haha seriously you guys, there is no way this story is true. Not only does it seem like it would never happen but look at the resource..
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 11:22:18
You had me at Star magazine, the bastion of trustworthy journalism. If I want this made up bullshit I will buy a goddamn Star. If this is the mark of a slow newsweek at Star, what does recycling it say?
By canadian chick, on March 11, 2009 11:24:30
If i was brad pitt, I wouldn't be just hitting the nannie...
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 11:37:47
Once a cheater, always a cheater. Hope Angie likes that feeling - same way as Jen felt....
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 11:50:04
Dumping Aniston for Jolie, then cheating on her is like winning the lottery and then complaining that you have to pay taxes on it.
If he's stupid enough to have a bangmaid then there's a million guys in line who would hit it till they got friction burns.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 12:27:05
Jude's nanny was hot, just in a slightly baby-fat sort of way.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 12:38:16
What goes around...Karma indeed. So it turns out Angie ISN'T the bewitching beauty, Brad is just a cunt hound.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 13:08:33
THE BUTLER WAS DOING ANGIE IN THE LIBRARY WITH A CANDLESTICK ????
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 13:10:48
jude law is a fuckin loser for bangin a troll when he had sienna.
if pitt was bangin the nanny he better get an extra bodyguard for his dick.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 13:21:25
Brad has good publicists, but does anyone really think he is a rocket scientist?
By John M. Emo Songs, CA, on March 11, 2009 13:40:13
"Actually it would be sad for the kids to have to suffer a broken home."
Yeah, I mean their current environment is so normal. It would be a shame to have to live with one crazy egomaniac rather than two...that would just tear the fabric of their souls.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 14:08:28
"Once a cheater, always a cheater" is the most annoying, fat-woman phrase of all time.
By Wench., on March 11, 2009 14:13:42
Even Brad Pitt would not be so stupid.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 14:28:55
another fairy tale. you were inside the house and see everything happening there? LOL!
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 14:37:38
"What goes around...Karma indeed"
ICU get the gist of my posts. And the maid gets the jism of Brad's post. Pro;;y cuz she has hi qual puss
LMAO Wench, thanks
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 14:51:39
I am reminded of the scene from Pulp Fiction of Jules describing "foot rubs"
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 14:52:47
Karma's a bitch. For all of you saying "Angie's hot, he wouldn't be that stupid," remember: for every beautiful woman in the world, there's a man that's tired of fucking her.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 15:04:19
Brad Pitt has gone Jude Law on us; this will result in Angelina going Chris 'beat her down' Brown on us...
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 16:51:39
That's what she gets for having a soccer team. If she's home, and he's home too, then why did they need a nanny?
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 17:38:40
i feel her if my husband even looked to hard at another woman i would flip i cook clean and wash his clothes he better respect me and angelina is so aweome how could he
By jennifer montero, on March 11, 2009 17:39:14
This story is just a way for Brad to get some masculinity back in his image after all the jokes about how whipped he is. But they had to do it without making him seem like a bad guy. "Rubbing the nanny's back," sure, how sweet 'n' innocent... Brad was probably plowing through half of Germany.
One way to do damage control is to tell a LITTLE bit of the truth, so no one is surprised if they're bickering in public. I'm sure the marriage has always been open, that is how Angie rolls, but she may really be getting jealous now because she is losing her looks while Brad is staying about average ( for him ).
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 17:50:18
NICE go fuck the nanny Brad do her good and take pics so Angelina can find them and go crazy ,hey angelina the nanny is going to take brad away what goes around comes around ,he will be free from all the annoying kids you have
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 17:56:02
Maybe she thought she was the only one giving 'backrubs' to the nanny?
I don't know about you, but I get angry when I catch someone else playing with my plushies.
By rubthis, on March 11, 2009 18:55:39
Rotflmao !
Really !
Quality reporting !
By BukkNekkid , on March 11, 2009 19:17:56
Then pass Angie my way. I will fuck her til the end of time. Brad is a douche. He makes cute kids, but that is all he is good for. Sperm bank.
By Billy Bob, on March 11, 2009 19:26:07
Anyone who believes this unimaginatively stupid story is a dumbass.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 19:32:45
You have to look at it from Brad's perspective. One minute he's the hottest star on two legs, banging any chick he wants and the next minute he's with the shaka zulu baby at a toy store. He's going to seek an escape between that nanny's legs and who can blame him!
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 21:02:11
"for every beautiful woman in the world, there's a man that's tired of fucking her"
HELLO!!!!
By Simi, on March 11, 2009 21:24:40
Haha... MTG fan eh?
By Nyx, on March 11, 2009 22:49:09
Back off, Angie... Brad's totally trust-worthy.
By Jen Aniston, on March 11, 2009 23:50:25
Is he hot though? I mean, he fucked Gwyneth Paltrow and I'm sure her acid fanny melted his cock off. Hand on heart, I'd rather be banged by Joaquin Pheonix and beard. But I really do like beards.
By Wench Loves Beards., on March 12, 2009 00:42:42
Right, #48. Anyone who thinks that a story of infidelity between a Hollywood couple who both have histories of infidelity is just a dumbass. No, no, you're totally right. The smart ones are the people who stick their fingers in their ears because they don't want to hear bad things about their hero(s)...yes, THEY are the intelligent ones in this discussion. Yes, keep telling yourself this.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 00:51:55
Is he hot though? I mean, he fucked Gwyneth Paltrow and I'm sure her acid fanny melted his cock off. Hand on heart, I'd rather be banged by Joaquin Pheonix and beard. But I really do like beards.
By Wench Loves Beards., on March 12, 2009 00:58:43
too funny but not a surprose, brad cheated on jen before he cheated on her with ang, which is why she would not have his baby she did not feel secure, he is a serial cheater, realize it angie.
By mary, on March 12, 2009 01:09:26
it is like they are allready starting the seperating, she is with the girls in one place while he is with the boys in anotherm then vice versa, it won't be long now till they are over over over, brad and aj.
By howie, on March 12, 2009 01:16:49
Angie is filming a new movie???
She just said she was taking time off to be with the kids!
man she is a nutter, does she even realizes what a lie is???
By lincon, on March 12, 2009 01:24:02
Ooh, I am so mad you took it all the way back to Shaka Zulu, 49, lol. I remember getting trashed watching that movie as a teen, good times.
On topic: time (and karma) is marching right across Angie's face. Couple that with her bony oh-not-so-hot-anymore body and it becomes obvious why Brad would look elsewhere. The high school quarterback wants to bang the popular cheerleader, not the weird chick in the model UN club.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 03:05:36
Dudes sleep with their nannies all the time. Ladies, this is why your full-time career = divorce. Men don't want to be married to men with estrogen.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 05:06:43
I can't get it...
This is all BS or the two idiots report them selves to the media!
How else ya'll explain how such a private matter will got out into Todd's hands?! ;)
By duh, on March 12, 2009 05:08:48
They need to start putting Star in the fiction section. One week Jen's pregnant, this week Angie's slapping the nanny, perhaps next week Brad's penis is going to fall off. Who reads this crap?
By Vinci, on March 12, 2009 05:50:44
Wow, anyone who believes this b/s is a moron. Pathetic what magazines make up in order to sell copies.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 06:29:21
I don't believe for a second that AJ would hire a hot young nanny for the kids. I call B.S!
By KLJTech, on March 12, 2009 07:36:39
according to his ex Lewis, he's not working with much, so he must be either good or know how to miss the big arteries in rough sex.
mm mm.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 08:02:15
geez weez, why would anybody want angelina to be blone?!!
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 10:20:21
This story is stupid. AS IF a little rat-faced weenie like Brad Pitt would cheat on a sex crazed goddess like Angelina. He KNOWS that she wouldn't have even let him get gum off her shoe had he not been a big ol' star (and already marrried -even sexier!). Please. He may be icky, but I don't think he's a complete moron.
By OhPleaseMary, on March 12, 2009 11:11:30
If he did it WITH you...he'll do it TO you. She doesn't deserve to be treated any better than this! I really hope it is true...it would serve this self-righteous, hypocritical, homewrecker right!
By Popple, on March 12, 2009 12:58:55
"Now she just needs to keep him from finding out about Nadya Suleman." lmao!
i don't think this is true, but i still believe those two are crazy.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 14:17:07
Ah he LIKES it when she bitch slaps him. STAR didn't cover the part where they left the wakened babies w/ the nanny and went off to the padded room and she bent him over and reamed him w/ her strap on.
By anonymous, on March 13, 2009 04:40:03
Ok-now who found Jennifer Anistons book of Mad Libs hmmm? C'mon now? What did you do with the Mad Libs Johnny Mayer?
By anonymous, on March 13, 2009 09:24:06
Who was the insider who leaked this "obviously true story" Maddox? Zahara? Shiloh? Pax?Please!!!!
By Faye, on March 13, 2009 12:55:21
Uh yeah, I don't buy this for a moment. Those two are madly in love. It's written all over their faces, nothing but adoration for one another. What's wrong, can't find any real dirt? Next...!
By anonymous, on March 13, 2009 14:31:02
this story is so stupid!
By anonymous, on March 13, 2009 15:38:30
Bullshit. Angie seeems to be riding the crazy train. She would of stabbed him with one of her collection knifes before slapping him. I like this couple, but it doesnt mean shes not as crazy as he is pussy-whooped.
By nikkibeach, on March 13, 2009 18:04:48
#60 must be a controlled-brainless stay at home wife. The reason some men dont want full time career women is because they dont want their woman to be more or equally as successful. Therefore he makes the money and she gets to do whatever he wants her to do. Stupid. Get a full time job, make your own money. So the next time he asks you when dinner is gonna be ready, you can tell him whenever he gets up and makes it.
By anonymous, on March 13, 2009 18:11:34
The Jolie-Pitts' probably planted this story themselves. Gotta stay in the news or Barrack will forget who I am and not return my calls !
By anonymous, on March 15, 2009 11:17:03
All those Jen-lovers are dump as Jen is. The`re extremely annoing stupid. Why don`t your Jen just shut her mouth and stop getting money from bullshit interview about her ex and live her life? soooo stupid!
Just breath and live with your jealousy, the story isn`t a truth.
They are in love. they have grace. So let them live.
#76, my respect.
By Lola, on March 30, 2009 15:46:06
Are there really people that believe this BS! That's crazy for sure because it shows how little intelligent people can be.
By Silvia, on April 1, 2009 05:27:21
YOU SEE. BRAD IS A BIG CHEATER. STOP BLAMING JOLIE. SHE AND JEN ARE HIS VICTIMS. HE NEVER LOYAL TO HIS LOVERS.I THINK JOLIE AND JEN ARE IDIOTS.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 12:45:43
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