Britney's Circus Tour Sucks

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  1. how can anyone take this stupid bitch seriously?

    By mike hunt, on March 4, 2009 06:29:16

  2. i wonder if she'll make it through the whole tour this time...

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 06:31:53

  3. Is that Brooke Hogan?

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 06:33:36

  4. Ha! And some people paid $500 a seat for this crap. Can she please go away now? She fails at life, we all get it.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 06:36:58

  5. You're lying if you say you wouldn't hit it, guys.

    By youknowiamright, on March 4, 2009 07:09:21

  6. Nice cankles, Brit.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 07:09:27

  7. Ewww...labia in #10.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 07:14:25

  8. I've seen wet t-shirt contests that are higher budget than this! Wow. This is a new level of pathetic. What are her people thinking?

    By OhPleaseMary, on March 4, 2009 07:28:35

  9. "What are her people thinking?"

    One last paycheck.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 07:34:15

  10. It's all like Madonna, no wonder she's Brit's idol. It's all makeup, costumes, dancers, special effects and has nothing to do with music, singing or talent.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 07:37:41

  11. Poor brit, her life is one big white trash circus. She needs to just give up already.

    Still looks cute though.

    By Woman, on March 4, 2009 07:46:20

  12. Wow, that's all I have to say, just Wow.

    By daney825, on March 4, 2009 07:53:08

  13. Whatever. Her stomach is still hanging over her outfit in most of the pics I've seen from that concert.
    She will never really get back to her old self.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 08:01:04

  14. She's trying so hard to be Madonna. Give it up, Brit. You can't sing or dance and your "style" sucks. Go raise your kids.

    By Albatross, on March 4, 2009 08:07:50

  15. Nice muffin top, Shitney. Go to hell, you spent piece of meat.

    By Ken Mehlman, on March 4, 2009 08:08:10

  16. @ Woman: "still looks cute?" Cute as that crack pipe you're sucking on.

    By Nadya Suleman, on March 4, 2009 08:10:04

  17. she still looks like a marshmallow to me. all soft and floppy...gross.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 08:11:20

  18. I agree with #10 - when you don't have the talent to be a real singer you have to cloud everything with synthesizers, theatrics and silly dance moves. When "Womanizer" plays on the radio I simply cannot listen to it - why people think she has talent is beyond my comprehension.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 08:15:11

  19. #18 what radio station do you listen to that they play britney shit you need to change the dial find a cool radio station no britney allowed , and ha ha ha ha ha her shos sucks ass hey britney just go back to the swamp with your slutty sister and stay there no more concerts people right now are returning the tickets for a refund so next city you go to may just have 100 idiots there or less

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 08:27:59

  20. Meh. It's one more concert tour than I ever thought she'd do. With any luck it'll continue for a long time and she'll have another psychotic breakdown in public. Now THAT'S entertainment!

    By Kevin Feder---I mean, Smith, on March 4, 2009 08:35:16

  21. I'd still hit it.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 08:54:39

  22. #5, that would hold true if everyone hadn't already seen her the way she really looks.

    I'm sure there are plenty who'd still hit it, but she's not in the everyone would hit it category anymore.

    By shesatwobagger, on March 4, 2009 09:20:52

  23. #17 yeah she's still cute, no I've never smoked crack. lol. She's not hot like she was back in the day but she's not ugly.

    By Woman, on March 4, 2009 09:31:31

  24. ^ yeah, if by cute you mean fugly.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 09:47:09

  25. I agree with #17, she does look kinda puffy. Look at the way her bra straps are pushing into her skin. And the 5 o'clock shadow of stubble under her armpit in pic #10. Gross.

    By Porto, on March 4, 2009 09:50:37

  26. #23, you must smoke oregano then (I´m not #17 btw).Britney is not "cute", as a matter of fact I think her face is totally f#cked up.
    She needs to tone and reduce those elephant thighs pronto.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 09:58:53

  27. Slutney
    Shitney
    Twatney
    Twitney
    Doucheney
    Fuckney
    Suckney
    Trampney
    Hillbilly
    Retardney

    Yup, they pretty much all work...

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 10:04:50

  28. the review said her body was tight. um, what??? she looks utterly stuffed into those costumes. gross.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 10:22:07

  29. the review said her body was tight. um, what??? she looks utterly stuffed into those costumes. gross.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 10:22:09

  30. Looks like someone's drastic diet plan has flopped miserably. Somewhere Jessica Simpson is enjoying her "comeback."

    By sushi, on March 4, 2009 10:32:48

  31. They all want to be Michael Jackson. Soooo creepy.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 10:34:54

  32. maybe she can start her comeback with a high school sit-com on the disney channel.

    By : ), on March 4, 2009 11:07:11

  33. When are you going to stop posting pix of this bitch and put up a link to Michelle Williams' showing her tits in "Incendiary" ????

    BS is a fuckwad, give us some real tit-tays to gaze up on!

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 11:20:46

  34. Should have been a double bill with Kevin Federline doing his rap selections to give the fans their moneys worth.

    Otherwise I would suggest Brittany's handlers get a taser or something to train her like they do circus animals.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 11:23:09

  35. Well, Jessica has company for her stint at the fat farm now.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 12:12:36

  36. Here's a tip, pop starlets. The next time you're about to go onstage just stop and take a second to ask yourselves the following question: "Is there less live music happening right now than at a Depeche Mode show?"

    If the answer is yes, then - on behalf of music fans everywhere - please fuck off and find a new job.

    By Reality Jones, on March 4, 2009 12:22:50

  37. This whitetrash skank just needs more money and when her tour is done she'll disappear again. Typical celebrity.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 12:51:49

  38. There's some old brit-tards and gayboys who will pay $500 for this pathetic slutney show. I'd rather spend it on someone who can actually sing, can dance, isn't on massive medication due to being a retard and also doesn't feel the need to show off her flesh curtains at a moment's notice.

    What a disgusting pig...

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 13:00:43

  39. "When are you going to stop posting pix of this bitch and put up a link to Michelle Williams' showing her tits in "Incendiary" ????"

    BS is a fuckwad, give us some real tit-tays to gaze up on!

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 11:20:46

    We all saw her tits in Brokeback Mountain and nobody was impressed then.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 13:38:36

  40. Tight body? I beg to differ. She's still got a lot of her fatso mommy weight; she's definitely flowing out of her costumes (or, as usual, she's thinks she's "sex-hay", and wants to wear clothes that are way too tight). Either way, stupid bitch is living in denial.

    I love how people magazine has said what I've been saying all along: shitney doesn't sing. Never has, never will. It's all about trying to be like madonna, and not focusing on what the stupid bitch lacks: a singing voice. I also love that recorded track of some of her "singing" on her last tour; recordings that were live & weren't doctored through a computer program. I swear to god, I thought someone was strangling a cat, it was TERRIBLE. Bitch can't sing & needs to disappear to take care of her kids (or ignore them, in her case)...

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 13:51:57

  41. The most pathetic thing about twatney is she's doing this for approval from her fans. She is addicted to hearing people "love her", and that's why she's back on tour. Once this one crashes & burns (there's LOTS of tickets available; more than 1/2 the tickets still need to be sold), I hope the dumbass goes away for good...

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 13:53:49

  42. Agree w/no. 28! Her body is as tight as Boy George's a**hole!

    By Dr. Rauch, on March 4, 2009 13:55:00

  43. Sorry, she still looks fat to me.

    By Willa Dodge, on March 4, 2009 14:41:17

  44. Oh squatney...

    When will the retard learn? Ever? Doubt it. She's been living in denial for so long that she can't tell fantasy from reality. NO ONE but madonna fags & losers like her; she's a total joke. Bitch should just pack it in; she's got enough money to live on for the rest of her life; she should just grow up & raise her kids. NO ONE wants to hear her catterwalling...

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 15:04:05

  45. Do you people even realise that you no longer think with your own brains or look with your own eyes? Oh, what am I saying? Of course not. Keep chowing it all down, fatheads.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 15:32:25

  46. EW. Cankles in pic 9. So fucking unnattractive. What happened to this girl? When did this all go downhill? One minute she was deemed bangable by the stingiest of jealous fat women, the next she was shaving her head and eating a steady diet of grease.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 15:49:03

  47. She has always sucked... the difference from now and then is.. She's 28.. and not a little jailbait teenager that got her started..

    It's a big joke at this point.. I bet she reads a few shitty reviews and bolts before the tour is done.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 16:16:36

  48. Jennifer Aniston likes her honey-colored locks parted down the middle in a simple, no-fuss style.

    Has for years and years and years.

    You'd think by this time she'd be able to use a brush or comb and achieve it all on her own, right?

    Apparently, not even close.

    When she was in London promoting her film Marley & Me, Aniston, 40, spent $50,000 keeping half of her hair on the left, and the other half on the right.

    That's right. Fifty. Thousand. Dollars.

    That's the price she paid to keep her stylist Chris McMillan with her during her Marley press tour, according to The Daily Mail.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 16:36:56

  49. #45. Hey Brit Brit. Welcome to IDLYITW.com. By the way. You suck.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 17:44:42

  50. #48 I'm not sure which dimension in time you are in but you might want to change your bong water.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 17:46:38

  51. didn't Rihanna already rock that brass barbarian babe outfit?
    and that cop outfit would have looked way hotter on about 1,000,000 different women...

    sigh.

    By bud, on March 4, 2009 18:00:29

  52. Circus ?
    More like Freak show !

    By BukkNekkid , on March 4, 2009 18:08:49

  53. #50...what? what are you even talking about? i read this thing about jennifer aniston, thought it was an interesting piece of gossip, and posted it. yes, this is a britney post, but where the fuck else would i put it? "dimension in time?" are YOU high?

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 18:09:46

  54. #48,#53 fuck off and go start your own blog.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 18:56:40

  55. With all the economy meltdown where do her fans get the money, I know most of the world is dumb, but come on, where do they get their money to pay to watch a freaking mature woman stripping and stretching on stage, cant dance, cant sing, and reading the media, is like wow world peace happened and there is no more wars and starvation and we all are rich and happy. great. she is in her own circus, and only stupid fucking animals pays 500 to watch a whore on stage who has no talent.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 20:20:28

  56. cant dance, cant sing. she is in her own circus, and only stupid fucking animals pays 500 to watch a whore on stage who has no talent. where do they get the money to pay britney underwears.
    You hear her fans oh britney is back, was she lost, where, and if so, she is still there lost.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 20:25:49

  57. Jesus, in pic 8 she's a disgusting fat pig. Blech...

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 21:10:28

  58. Papa's milking his caged, disturbed, medicated daughter for every last dime.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 21:55:04

  59. If this girl were smart, she would have realized that her teen starlet time was over, sat on her money, and had a quiet, comfortable life with all her riches and a family.

    Clearly she is not smart.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 21:58:52

  60. #53, how about posting it on *your* entertainment blog, sweetie? Are you even slightly aware of where you are? Do you bring buckets of water to the beach? Do you just waltz into restaurants with a picnic basket? Do you go to swinger parties and then just sit in the corner and masturbate? Trust me, dear heart, we gots the gossip thing covered around here.

    By Reality Jones, on March 5, 2009 01:15:18

  61. People actually paid money to see this???

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2009 01:44:11

  62. #53, I might suggest not posting it anywhere, because nobody but you thinks Jennifer Aniston's hair is interesting.

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2009 02:19:36

  63. Remember back when "live music" meant backup singers, not backup dancers? Yeah; neither do I. Still, this is what America deserves after a good 10-12 years of scarfing down the cholesterol-chow of whore-divas, weenie boy-bands and mushmouth Dirty Souf rappers: a gravy-sweating broodsow shaking her ass cellulite at empty seats and putting the "pig" back in police while, behind her, the Gay Men's Health Crisis dance troupe feigns arousal via the use of jazz hands and ass chaps.

    It's just a shame that total economic collapse is gonna prevent even Brit-Brit's HIV-positive amen corner from turning out en masse to show Sooey their support, but on the other hand, in a country as obese as ours, no one should have to spend money just to laugh at a fat chick.

    By Ragno, on March 5, 2009 03:37:26

  64. "Britney's Circus Tour Sucks"
    Oh darn - that's a real shame! I was going to go out and buy my tickets today before I heard that. I guess I'll have to sit around and wait for the Jonas Brothers to tour in my area.

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2009 03:47:29

  65. is that britney spears or hulk hogan's "daughter"?

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2009 04:44:07

  66. #62...no one but me, huh? you must have meant no one but me and todd, since he posted the story today. and i don't think her HAIR is interesting, you stupid fucking schmuck, i think the fact that any person in the world would spend that much money on their hair is interesting. ASSHOLES!!!!

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2009 05:15:43

  67. @60- do you really get off on being condescending? is this where you come to talk down to other people to make yourself feel better about your boss or spouse or whoever doing it to you? "sweetie"? "DEAR HEART"?!!? get the fuck over yourself

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2009 05:17:17

  68. #66 no one cares what you think so fuck off.

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2009 06:34:00

  69. Looks like a pig in knickers.

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2009 08:29:54

  70. Hey Avril,you know how you do cartwheels on stage,swan dives into the mosh pit,play guitar,drums,and piano onstage,and never,ever lip-synch?.Keep it up.

    By Marcus, on March 5, 2009 09:42:25

  71. All the publicity for a fake untalented person?
    what about the real talented artist who can sing without backup circus behind, and who can really dance without using cheap strippers moves?
    what about the money that this fake shitney is making by cheating her young fans, what is she role model for?
    She act crazy so her fans feels sorry for her, and buy her tickets and cd, while all her act is just fake, her family is just so faaaaake.
    How much money did she pay those media supporters to write bullshit about her come back.
    Maybe they are blinded with her large ass return, but not us. the real world knows better who is britney.
    what happen to real artists? music? songs?
    Who killed the music? who killed the art?

    By fukedupworld, on March 5, 2009 11:28:04

  72. I never thought I'd say this in light of the past five years, but I'd kill for her body.

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2009 16:35:40

  73. ummm bitch has anyone noticed her VAGINA popping out of her Madonna gold knock off?

    By mammazen, on March 5, 2009 18:47:12

  74. The only thing that sucks is YOU. Britney's tour is AMAZING. so, shut up.

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 04:19:41

  75. #73 fuck you very much for bringing that to our attention.

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 04:22:28

  76. Is it just me or have you guys not posted since Wednesday?

    By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 08:34:16

  77. hahaha!!! who cares go back to your hater world!!!!!!!! ur all losers!!!!!!!!!!!

    By britney rules ur just all losers, on March 28, 2009 03:12:00

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