Bruce Willis Got Married

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  1. Go Bruce!!! You are our hero!!! Keep getting the young action!!!

    By Midlife Bachelor, on March 22, 2009 19:25:56

  2. WHY ARE HIS CHILDREN SO UGLY?!

    By Oh God It's Hideous, on March 22, 2009 20:01:42

  3. She is friggin' gorgeous. But I hope her and Bruce don't have any kids. His last three look like a failed science experiment.

    By anonymous, on March 22, 2009 21:49:53

  4. Yes girls, me and daddy both got us some young sex toys to play with, whats wrong with that?????
    Mommy has her boy toy and now daddy has his girl toy, how cute! vomit

    By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 00:26:14

  5. It would be funny if ashton and bruce's new woman hooked up. hahahahah

    By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 00:30:57

  6. Looks like a picture from "Bring your daughter to work" day.

    By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 05:38:40

  7. Every succesful older man needs a young chick to hold his colostomy bag and change his depends.
    Hopefully Bruce will still have many happy years of getting some, despite seeing a lot of blue spots while working it out.
    Congrats there Bruce! Say what day is it? Mommy, is that you? I want my oatmeal now !

    By H. Hefner, Cialis, CA, on March 23, 2009 06:22:25

  8. yay he found a gold digger woooooo hoooooo , now she is going to fuck him sense less and take all his money

    By young girls are gold diggers you old bastard, on March 23, 2009 07:03:16

  9. Incredibly perfect body, incredibly featureless face.

    By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 07:09:40

  10. somehow this is not as media covered as it should be....

    By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 07:44:04

  11. She's not a gold-digging whore at all. She loves Bruce for his sensitivity, listening abilities and charm. His massive bank account and numerous pieces of real estate have nothing, I repeat, nothing to do with her infatuation with him.

    By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 10:41:27

  12. He looks like a friggin taxi cab driver.

    By James., on March 23, 2009 10:59:09

  13. Holy crap. His daughter is what you would call "unfortunate" looking... and with what looks like the attitude of spoiled little bitch to boot. I think we have a winner!

    By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 12:04:26

  14. He's old and bald. Pregnancy announcement (cough, child support, cough) in three, two, one...

    By RaraAvis, on March 23, 2009 15:21:06

  15. Lucky girl, he's rich, hot, and sexy. I want to fuck him so bad. I want him to spank me and fuck me in the ass. "Fuck me daddy Bruce, slam that ass and pussy." You poor, jobless, fat men are just jealous nobody wants your loser ass.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 02:10:16

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