Chris Brown Just Got Charged With Two Felonies

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  1. Boy, Rhianna is going to really get it, now...

    By Chris Brown's Fists, on March 5, 2009 07:17:38

  2. I'm sure Todd's right. The California justice system will fuck this all up.

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2009 07:21:16

  3. Yeah, but you need to read the details of the law. For black-on-black violence, each felony results in a $25 fine, which, NO, cannot be paid with foodstamps.

    By Det. M. Fuhrman, on March 5, 2009 07:23:24

  4. he needs to get beat

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2009 07:38:24

  5. LA DA = Bad Joke, I am suprised they did not get Autographs for their kids.
    If he beats her again, I hope he kills her.

    By LA Justice, on March 5, 2009 07:41:16

  6. California law means nothing if you're a celebrity. He'll get a slap on the wrist and a free ride home. Wait and see....

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2009 07:51:55

  7. lol @ #3

    sad thing is he'll probably spend less time in jail than someone who repeatdely jay-walks

    douche

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2009 08:01:58

  8. King of all Douchebags.

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2009 08:06:45

  9. Robyn F is Rihianna. Her full name is Robyn Rihanna Fenty. Thanks google!

    By Miss O, on March 5, 2009 08:14:09

  10. LAPD are known for profiling professional white people for jaywalking downtown.

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2009 08:26:34

  11. Lets hope this time the law wins over the stupid celebrity shit ,one way that can happen no fucking jury just a judge thats it a judge who is sick and tire of all the shit celebrities get away with

    time to go to jail you little bitch

    By chris brown will be the whore in jail, on March 5, 2009 08:41:21

  12. What kind of mood disposition does one expect when all one consumes is Cheetos, SPAM and Hawaiian Punch?

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2009 08:59:06

  13. Rihanna will sink the prosecution by refusing to cooperate with the D.A. She's their only witness to the actual crime. Without her testimony/ cooperation the case can't really be prosecuted. Happens all the time. Dumb bitches.

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2009 09:06:17

  14. #3? Genius.

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2009 09:29:37

  15. Poor Rihanna, she's blinded by love...oh, wait, she's blinded by repeated punches in the eye. Never mind then!

    By Bridget the Midget, on March 5, 2009 09:37:44

  16. Of course C. Brown is gonna walk, and here's why - whatever dipshit cop leaked that photo of Rihanna's mangled face to TMZ tainted the jury pool for the entire state of California. His lawyers will have a field day debating this point. Once again, the LAPD reveals itself to be the pinnacle of inept, corrupt law enforcement. agency

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2009 10:15:39

  17. gotta hate that fekkin retard, he should smolder in hell

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2009 11:15:33

  18. I suggest he start waxing his butthole.

    By OJ, In-the-Slammer, Ca, on March 5, 2009 11:15:55

  19. #5: A little harsh but it seems that she won't understand the danger she's in until he breaks her arms or paralyzes her. Then she'll see, right?

    Sshe'd probably go back to him and he'll push her wheelchaired ass down a giant flight of stairs. He's the "If I can't have you NO ONE WILL," type. At least she's keeping him from beating up some other girl who WON'T like it. Good job Rihanna. Great public service!

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2009 11:57:20

  20. And they're still runnin' those Proctologer and Gamble Cover Girl commercials featuring Rihyena in my city. Way to go, P&G. Keep those role models for young girls coming!

    By Nancy Fancypants, on March 5, 2009 13:37:04

  21. I'd like this raging pussy to be ass raped by O.J..
    Let's face facts:It will be continued until the Second Coming;He will continue to sell records and be wildly popular with the hip hop community.The black community will "forgive his little transgression"He will be "born again". Big surprise there.
    Have we all forgotten the "justice" R.Kelly received? Why should this play out any different?
    I say FUCK THAT and FUCK HIM.

    By sick of it all, on March 5, 2009 13:37:33

  22. #13...In most caes you are right bit not in this one. First off you have calls to the police and than you have photos and people who saw her before she got into his car. Much more to this case than her word. He is screwed unless the LA DA and judge let him off which would suprise none of us. But You and I both know #13 that he will screw up again. He cant control himself. He has a ticket to the big house at some point, it may not be this time but he will do it again to someone.

    By LA Justice, on March 5, 2009 14:28:56

  23. #1, hilarious

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2009 14:49:12

  24. Who's Rihanna?

    Did Chris Brown get his nose done? What happened to his left eye?

    By cinco, on March 5, 2009 17:14:59

  25. #11 he should get the Paris Hilton judge. Or I fear Brown will sprinkle gas on her and light her up.

    By silver_viper, on March 5, 2009 18:32:09

  26. How'd these people get famous? I need to remind you that this space could be filled with pictures of gigantic racks.

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2009 18:36:51

  27. Unclear to me whether, since they have now been married, Ms. Fenty will be allowed to testify against Mr. Brown. In California, communication between spouses is "privileged", (like communication with your doctor or your priest). But since the assault occured before the marriage I don't know if that privilege would apply.....

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2009 19:08:33

  28. Both of these stupid assholes deserve to be set on fire then beaten down with baseball bats. He's a woman beating creep, and she's a co-dependent clinger with no brains. Best to off them now, before they screw up the human gene pool...

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 02:13:48

  29. For anyone who doesn't understand domestic violence:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB3FVun7K2k

    I have to say, one of the reasons many women don't leave abusers involve lack of financial resources to escape - and even if they do escape, they live in fear of being killed by the abuser. But Rihanna has all the money in the world, all the bodyguards to protect her, I am having trouble understanding why she'd go back to Chris Brown.

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 04:34:01

  30. #28 i agree with the gene pool problem but it's too late. Human evolution is going backwards . Fortunately most of these people are concentrated in California. Thank God Todd has decided to take the thankless job of reporting on these dehumans and warns us of the ones that we must not impregnate. Someday he will be recognized for his selfless efforts and there will be a national holiday in honour of Todd for saving the world from being reduced to a planet full of mindless zombies.

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 04:35:51

  31. #29 Most people who are in and insist on staying in an abusive relationship were raised in one. Kids learn by watching their parents. They think it's normal. They think that's how love works. If it's not chaotic it doesn't feel right to them.

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 04:52:44

  32. #22...Just wait. The DA knows a conviction is a long shot without Rihanna's testimony. As ludicrous as it sounds, Chris Brown could prevail at trial on self-defense without the victims testimony that the attack was unprovoked, etc. Proving that he caused the injuries will not be difficult to do without her, but that's only half the battle. Disproving his defenses will be nearly impossible without her.

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 06:03:04

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