44 Comments:

1. You are a HUGE douche. Shouldn't make a joke about that.

   By Caper, on March 15, 2009 07:13:16

2. Yeah... harsh

   By Eclex, on March 15, 2009 07:23:24

3. why post a sad story just to take the piss?

   By anonymous, on March 15, 2009 07:34:42

4. What, a stunt man got hurt? No fucking way!!!!1eleven!!!

   By coolpapa, on March 15, 2009 07:49:32

5. Fucking hate reading stories like this, and will certainly keep my fingers crossed for David Holmes.
   
   Dave, it's ok that you posted the item....but not for a cheap laugh.

   By Ragno, on March 15, 2009 08:31:15

6. ...And he said it was upsetting?!! I'd be freaking out! Poor guy,I hope he recovers.
   Dave, go to hell!!!

   By anonymous, on March 15, 2009 08:36:16

7. Wow, a lot of Harry Potter faggots posting here crying foul.
   
   Go read your Potter books pussies and take a joke class.

   By anonymous, on March 15, 2009 09:07:21

8. Seriously, you made a joke about that? Some guy gets hurt doing his job and you think that's funny? Can we please just end this Dave experiment once and for all? PLEASE??

   By anonymous, on March 15, 2009 09:09:21

9. This is low even for this site...

   By anonymous, on March 15, 2009 09:16:58

10. Oh get over it people
    
    It's never too soon for something to be funny

    By anonymous, on March 15, 2009 09:23:35

11. Oh, God. What a bunch of girls. Hey girls, come over her and let me spank you in white knickers. Hey, can I shove a carrot in your rectum? Everything from cancer to puppies is fair game.

    By Wench, on March 15, 2009 10:09:36

12. Thanks, #11

    By ♥ #10, on March 15, 2009 11:12:50

13. this is below the belt man.

    By anonymous, on March 15, 2009 11:40:56

14. I hope David be well. I will pray for him. To Dave, quit this site!!

    By anonymous, on March 15, 2009 12:24:06

15. u r fuckin' retarded ! how can u make y fun of someone who will probably never walk again in his life ?! this is fucking disgustiing ! and so r u , dave ! the guy got hurt, he's paralysed for the rest of his life! everybody who would laugh about that is nothing else but miserable ! thats just not right , people. open your eyes and show some compassion.

    By rumawalker, on March 15, 2009 12:27:44

16. you dumb fuck.
    
    now you cant even jerk off anymore.

    By Willy Mayes Hayes, on March 15, 2009 13:26:36

17. While I will say that being a stuntman means you are willing to undertake a certain amount of risk of injury, it is a little sad that you are willing to post it as either a story about how Daniel Radcliffe should feel bad or as a cheap joke.

    By bighanz9, on March 15, 2009 15:44:43

18. harry potter is fiction, paralyzed for life is no joke. If you think that's funny, think of it happening to you.

    By geeze already, on March 15, 2009 16:33:08

19. Haha what, no one else thought Accio wheelchair was funny as fuck?!

    By anonymous, on March 15, 2009 17:22:43

20. Dave tried going the mean route... yep, still not funny. Where's Jenny?

    By anonymous, on March 15, 2009 17:27:50

21. #15, OK i will stop making fun of this guy that will never walk again.
    i'll start again with making fun of your grammar/spelling.
    are you kidding me?
    go back to 3rd grade then get back to us

    By anonymous, on March 15, 2009 17:47:48

22. Somewhere the Ghost of Chris Reeve is laughing his ass off !

    By BukkNekkid , on March 15, 2009 18:57:34

23. HEY THATS THE FUCKING JOB HE SIGNED UP FOR!

    By anonymous, on March 15, 2009 19:49:19

24. Lets all hope the 5% chance is all he needs. Hope he does get better very soon. I rip Hollywood and people on this site a lot. Not this time.

    By markeeoo, on March 15, 2009 20:22:47

25. dave u are fucked up. Dave----> "Accio, a life please"

    By anonymous, on March 15, 2009 20:29:25

26. Are all you fucking idiots saying it's wrong to post this the same retards who comment that its ok to pick on various other topics just because that's what the sites about and anyone who disagrees must of never been here before??????

    By anonymous, on March 15, 2009 22:23:04

27. #18 I KNOW! It would make for some great stand up material, huh?

    By Wench., on March 16, 2009 04:15:33

28. It would be nice if Daniel Radcliffe chipped in for this guys care and rehab.

    By Bexar, on March 16, 2009 04:30:23

29. I think that Dave should offer a formal apology on this site. Either that or get fired. There is making fun of celebrities and there is poking a joke at a tragedy.

    By anonymous, on March 16, 2009 06:07:42

30. I suppose now they'll have to use Rachel Dratch for the stunts.
    
    p.s. With spring approaching, it's an excellent time to clean out the sand from your vaginas.

    By anonymous, on March 16, 2009 06:21:23

31. OMG #29 are you serious????? Fucking retarded people on here today.

    By anonymous, on March 16, 2009 06:26:30

32. #11 - Let Dave know if any of your close relatives or friends ever get diagnosed with cancer/suffer a horrific accident. He can make fun of them and crack a few jokes. I'm sure you'll love it.

    By anonymous, on March 16, 2009 06:48:20

33. Commenters in Harry Potter stories are very...pimply.

    By anonymous, on March 16, 2009 08:07:53

34. #32 - I'm sure I will. What with me being mixed race, my mum having cancer and my housemate having a big mole on his face my life is a laugh a minute.
    
    My mum was cracking jokes about her prosthetics tits when she was still on morphine. Grow balls.

    By Wench., on March 16, 2009 08:31:53

35. *Prosthetic, of course. Me and my excitable crude fingers.

    By Wench., on March 16, 2009 08:32:56

36. How can you be so unfeeling????!!!! What are you, David Holmes' legs???

    By anonymous, on March 16, 2009 08:48:37

37. #34 - that was your mum not some random asshole on the internet. There's a difference.

    By anonymous, on March 16, 2009 08:55:49

38. Your an asshole. Truly hope you get paralyzed.

    By anonymous, on March 16, 2009 11:12:30

39. "Accio wheelchair!"
    
    I laughed.
    
    @36:
    
    I laughed again.
    
    You guys are a bunch of butthurt idiots.

    By anonymous, on March 16, 2009 16:24:08

40. Poor kid. :( He's not really a celeb so he doesn't deserve this shit...

    By anonymous, on March 16, 2009 16:41:19

41. OMG #19... I do!! I can't stop laughing! I am officially going to hell!!

    By anonymous, on March 16, 2009 19:37:29

42. Accio Wheelchair - hah, I get it. He's paralyzed!
    
    Hey, Natasha Richardson has brain damage and may be legally dead now -- give us your hilarious take on that one, you fucking asshole.
    
    
    

    By anonymous, on March 17, 2009 11:03:28

43. Tasteless comment. As a stuntdouble myself i think this is totally inappropriate, even for this site. This is a fear I live with everyday I go to work and it is a shame that you would smear this man who may never have the ability to walk again. This is so far over the line...I will never visit this site again. A retraction is in order!

    By anonymous, on March 17, 2009 15:41:05

44. 36 was funnier than the post.

    By anonymous, on March 17, 2009 23:24:31