Hayden Panettiere's Miserable Life

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  1. Wait a couple of years honey when the 15 minutes is over, when the only thing you hear over and over is, "Order up. Pick up this Grand Slam to table 15."

    By uncledaddy, on March 15, 2009 07:41:29

  2. NBC's last good hour long drama? Are you fucking retarded? Heroes fucking sucks unwashed ass and has since the end of the first season.

    By coolpapa, on March 15, 2009 07:48:31

  3. Did I miss something? During what part of that half-assed explanation did she apologize or take anything back?

    Still a spoiled cunt.

    By Ashley, on March 15, 2009 07:53:03

  4. ugly assface, distorted dwarf

    By anonymous, on March 15, 2009 08:03:27

  5. coolpapa, Dave is in fact fucking retarded, I agree completely that Heroes is a piece of shit

    By Ashley, on March 15, 2009 08:19:01

  6. #1, #3 & #4. This girl has been in show business most of her life so there is NO 15 minutes. She will last & last because unlike Kim K. & Paris H., she actually does something for a living. She earns a living.

    Midget? Yea, okay. (said the fat fuck 42 year old sitting behind his compuet jacking off to gay porn all day). Whatever! Midget she is not. Short she is but a good looking short with bigger tits than her co-employees (Ali L.)

    Fuck you all who wouldn't mind dating this girl or let alone humping her.

    Ashley, your the CUNT!

    By anonymous, on March 15, 2009 09:05:40

  7. Heroes is a great show and everyone knows Ashley is a high school whore with too much time on her hands...among other things.

    By anonymous, on March 15, 2009 09:09:22

  8. Hayden Pantyairs is a midget who should be sent to oblivion. No matter what she tries to look like, I still think of her as the dwarf who escaped the circus to get a glimpse of the world outside circus. And yes, she looks like a distorted gnome. Get a life, you elf!

    By anonymous, on March 15, 2009 10:26:07

  9. Good lord Dave. "Crumbs I excavate from my fat rolls"? Please stop.

    By silver_viper, on March 15, 2009 11:43:28

  10. And you know this girl must be a screamer during sex.

    By silver_viper, on March 15, 2009 12:15:33

  11. That show blows!

    By anonymous, on March 15, 2009 12:33:03

  12. @ #6: Hayden? Is that you hun?

    By bla, on March 15, 2009 14:08:29

  13. #6 - I like masturbating to porn all day.

    By Ally., on March 15, 2009 14:20:30

  14. #6-Hayden, is that you?
    Takes a cunt to know one....

    By anonymous, on March 15, 2009 14:55:50

  15. 19 year old girls can't do sexy shoots unless they are in school girl or cheerleader uniforms. They simply don't have the erotic chops to look smolderingly sexual.
    Ashley seems like a nice person I might add.

    By Hugh H. Rabbit Hutch, CA, on March 15, 2009 15:09:13

  16. She isn't hot. Barely makes it to cute.

    By anonymous, on March 15, 2009 15:16:17

  17. #6) Wow, you have real deep feelings for Ms. H.P. I was so moved by your heartfelt and angry screed that, after I took a number a three into a gym sock while thinking of your anger, I decided to look the "little person" in question up. You were right, and I was wrong on the 15 minutes. Because I don't watch network TV, I didn't realize she was a creation of Disney. This alone guarantees her more than 15 minutes. Disney robots are assured this, along with far less money earned for themselves and weird stalker like fans who obsessively follow and defend them to the, whacked on psychotropic meds, living in a trailer park, owning twenty cats, bitter fucking end.

    By uncledaddy, on March 15, 2009 15:27:05

  18. "When Hayden grows up, she will learn not to have such a sense of entitlement." -Thom Yorke.
    =D

    and no, having bigger tits than Ali does not make her more "good-looking." please, they're practically the same cup size!

    By anonymous, on March 15, 2009 18:23:08

  19. "When Hayden grows up, she will learn not to have such a sense of entitlement." -Thom Yorke.
    =D

    and no, having bigger tits than Ali does not make her more "good-looking." please, they're practically the same cup size!

    By anonymous, on March 15, 2009 18:23:11

  20. Sounds like ......
    the Missing Olsen Triplet has been advised by her "Management" to do some Damage control.
    Now Thanks to IDLYITW Every time I see her I think of the "We are the Lollipop Kids" Munchkin song!
    LOL

    By BukkNekkid , on March 15, 2009 18:52:35

  21. Hayden just needs some anal a good fuck up her poop shoot and she will be happy and loving the press again and won't mind photogs touching her , and #6 relax you need a good fuck in the ass too wow a nice gape action

    By anonymous, on March 15, 2009 20:38:17

  22. @ #6/14: Is it still you Hayden?!

    I bet you can hide behind those letter. Even they are taller than you!

    By bla, on March 16, 2009 04:09:29

  23. I would go off too. Who likes to be grabbed from behind by a stranger? Some people don't recognize civilized boundaries.

    By Dreamgirl Queen of Entitlement, on March 16, 2009 04:52:28

  24. as a long time fan of this site, I must regretfully inform you that it is getting sort of boring...I think the problem is your fixation on unsexy and or uncool stars...this chick?...Britney?...etc etc...when I first started checking in, you had Denise Richards' labia lips prominently displayed poolside in hi res and now, well, this teen drivel..it would be way better, I think, just to find super slutty sort of yellow hot gossip and spread it around a bit and not focus on your 3 or 4 favorites...also, I think Todd is sort of becoming complacent, sort of smarmy like Letterman..still, I can dig the humor, just don't stoop to too low of a common denominator...there, sorry, end of discourse, I only mean to help if I can...have a good one

    By Lee Cadvaver, on March 16, 2009 05:10:56

  25. I like her. She's pocket sized. I like pocket sized.

    By anonymous, on March 16, 2009 05:26:52

  26. HAYDEN'S CAREER IS GOING NOWHERE!!!

    Heroes ratings are way down and it is on the way out.

    Hayden has starred in a few teen movies and has no chance in hell of moving to adult roles given her height and typecasting.

    Plus she ruined her chances of anything bigger by starring in around the clock television commercials.

    What really suprises me is that Milo V. hasn't gotten any movie roles or anything beyond the show. His problem may be his is really short also.

    By American Dreamer, on March 16, 2009 07:13:37

  27. Washed-up, sawed-off twat.

    By Ken Mehlman, on March 16, 2009 09:00:56

  28. @ #24: Lee, I think it's the celebs that are getting boring. The site still delivers 2 or 3 good spit-takes a week.

    By Ken Mehlman, on March 16, 2009 09:07:38

  29. Umm... FULLA SHIT!!!

    That is all.

    I really can't stand that bitch.

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 09:52:59

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