38 Comments:

1. I've said it for years. Lohan wants to let loose with her inner whore & become a BJ/doggy style specialist. She'll be sucking dicks & getting facial cum shots on film within a year...

   By anonymous, on March 31, 2009 06:10:21

2. she is a nice girl as far I can see...

   By steve wonder, on March 31, 2009 06:13:44

3. The porn king wants her to be in his movies where guys leave nice loads all over her freckled boobs and bony face so it won't be long when we see her in LILO ASS WRECKED , LILO CAN'T DRIVE A CAR BUT A COCK OH YEAH and so on
   so Jenna Jameson will give the porn queen crown to Lindsay in Vegas

   By Lindsay the new porn queen , on March 31, 2009 06:13:59

4. i would like to see Lilo get stabbed and fucked in the stab hole, we can call it the "Angry Viking"........

   By Phidapaldi, on March 31, 2009 06:30:31

5. Cant wait for the titty fuck flik "Herbie Gave Me a Love Bug"

   By anonymous, on March 31, 2009 06:47:14

6. Sadly for Lindsay, you need to have one in order to be a "Butt Slut."

   By anonymous, on March 31, 2009 06:49:57

7. It's funny. She used to be such a bankable young movie actress; roles were lined up, money was flowing in, her future was looking very bright. Then, she started doing coke, she became a bitch & a self centered arrogant twat to everyone & her "career" started to circle the drain. Now, she has to resort to borrowing a car from a dude who makes fuck & suck films. My, how the mighty have fallen.

   By anonymous, on March 31, 2009 06:50:16

8. Can't. Wait.

   By Ken Mehlman, on March 31, 2009 07:17:36

9. I think she has nice tits

   By dolly parton, on March 31, 2009 07:18:29

10. HA! I bet she's swallowing, by the bucket.

    By BarbadoSlim, on March 31, 2009 07:22:17

11. "more meat in her mouth than Kobayashi"
    
    Nice!

    By Get Freaky Friday, on March 31, 2009 07:33:27

12. Sign me up for the g-bang...

    By anonymous, on March 31, 2009 07:36:52

13. I miss the crazy stage mother. Where has she been?

    By Cinghiale, on March 31, 2009 07:46:25

14. Sign me up if there's a golden shower involved.

    By Slim Jim, on March 31, 2009 08:02:13

15. we knew it was gonna be a matter of time before porn came into the picture (no pun intended). then more of her "sicko fans" can enjoy her films.

    By reg, on March 31, 2009 08:07:03

16. I give props to all the creative porn titles some of you commenters have come up with. Bravo.

    By anonymous, on March 31, 2009 08:29:19

17. should we be surprised by this?

    By anonymous, on March 31, 2009 08:51:17

18. New MacBook, $1299.
    Icky looking green drink, $4.50.
    Spending time with friends that dress like retards, priceless.

    By anonymous, on March 31, 2009 09:34:02

19. Bukakehan.

    By anonymous, on March 31, 2009 09:39:35

20. I'm with todd on this one. No man would "loan" an expensive ride like that to her without some kind of hook up from her. bj, anal, whatever. that bitch is giving me someting back in return. she can proclaim that she 100% lesbian all she wants. she comes back to the dick somehow in someway.

    By anonymous, on March 31, 2009 09:57:42

21. you know, I admire women who screw in front of a camera...seriously, so what, good for them...it takes more to screw like that instead of being a wooden, boring actress like most of these "stars".. and if she wants to do it, I for one, would check it out....it would be a huge hit, for sure...

    By Lee Cadaver, on March 31, 2009 11:22:07

22. Finally! I've wanted to fuck her since The Parent Trap.

    By anonymous, on March 31, 2009 11:53:32

23. she is great in bed,yes she is

    By #2346546 calif state prison, on March 31, 2009 12:55:20

24. She had so much potential...what a waste of youth and looks.

    By cinco, on March 31, 2009 13:18:59

25. Wow - I'm impressed. I'll even be more impressed when I can purchase video of her fucking a huge black dude for money.

    By anonymous, on March 31, 2009 13:27:14

26. Maybe he's a fan?

    By The Plastics, on March 31, 2009 14:25:28

27. Her only solution for good press is to go adopt a poor black kid from Africa and tie a red string around her pudenda. Just sayin'

    By Madonna C. , on March 31, 2009 15:50:16

28. One welcome side effect of her meltdown: White Oprah seems to have taken little sister off the (meat) market.

    By RaraAvis, on March 31, 2009 16:55:40

29. Lindsay will make history by being the first mainstream film star (well, she almost was at one point) to switch over and do porn.
    
    She'll win her first (whatever they call the porn Oscar) for her multifaceted performance in "I Love My Dog," where she co-stars with a Doberman.
    
    Hey, once you've had Sammy, all that's left is the animal kingdom.

    By Ron Jeremy, on March 31, 2009 17:53:21

30. Can't Wait for the Video !

    By BukkNekkid , on March 31, 2009 18:26:26

31. lindsay lohans life: FAIL... EPIC FAIL...

    By lol, on March 31, 2009 21:28:03

32. She should just give it up and star in porn. Her rep is already trashed and nobody wants her in movies. But I'm sure tons of people would love to see her clam wrestle with some blonde chicks with big tits.

    By anonymous, on March 31, 2009 23:38:04

33. I'd fap myself silly to them titties bouncing around in a pr0n. Sheeet, I feel like a fap now.

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2009 00:22:38

34. man, some people think she's hot? some have NO standards whatsoever. don't ever let these folk sneak into a morgue all alone- they would have a buffet of bodies to defile.
    98 lbs of freckles, cocaine, used condoms and empty cans of vodka-filled redbull does NOT impress me.

    By the violator, on April 1, 2009 06:28:58

35. This slut can't get a job anywhere. Now, she'll do something she's good at - sex. She will make a good whore.

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2009 13:05:18

36. What is that green shit?

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2009 13:48:05

37. She'll be picking up quarters with her cunt lips within two years.

    By Larry Flynt, on April 1, 2009 13:54:12

38. Hey, the bitch knows how to suck a dick. I should know; she blew me last night & swallowed...

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2009 17:33:09