For being a girl with what I have been told is one fine set of tits she must be hell to live with.A man can put up with alot of shit if the sex makes staying worth it.She cant keep a man so she must be one whineing,complaining bitch.
Ahh, I see what he's doing here. Letting out all the dirty secrets so that Jen will hate him and John won't have to worry about being the next ex she obsesses about.
What's the problem? ANgelina Jolie yells out "Billy Bob", then "Johnnie Lee", then "Wyclef", then "Jenny (Shimizu)", then "James Haven (her brother)", then...
Gee, I wonder how Aniston could block a book like that...hmmm...let's see..."Hey, John, remember that time I came home a lot earlier than expected and you were with those two Filipino boys?"
Hey, I call out weird things during sex too, who hasn't? Just last night I was banging this fat girl in the ass and yelled out, "You like that Clive Owen? You like that?"
It's always been known that she's the Kristen Stewart of the old celebs: constantly high.
Not that there is anything wrong with that, but if she sincerely believes that the stars are going to align and the 9th day of the 9th month in 2009 so that Brad will finally realize she's the one, then she needs to stop bogarting and pass the fuck on already.
I mean, why the hell is she a movie star? Her claim to fame is Friends. That's it, people, Friends! She's not a power celeb, she's dating John Mayer for crying out loud. I'm just waiting for the day this woman shaves her head and starts fucking members of the pap.
This story is so funny! And yes it's TRUE! In her interviews she's always sniveling and whining about Jolie. Also at the Oscars it was so sad, she thought she was going to outshine Jolie. Nope. Not with those earrings Jolie wore. Not with her lack of personality and those pathetic pda with Mayer. I use to feel sorry for her, right after the breakup. Now it's just sad. This isn't India or the Middle East. Women can still find love and happiness after being dumped. P.S. Jen, those eggs aren't getting any fresher.
This is just as stupid a 'story' as the one Star ran about Brad giving back rubs to the nanny and Angie getting jealous about it. None of this crap has an echo of a shred of truth.
If he says a word about that shit, what chick could ever trust him again? Does he need the money? What a complete ass-wipe. He needs a good beating if this is true. What any two people share is nobodys business....
Great POST, Tod, and well said! She just told a magazine that she'll love Brad forever. What guy wants to stick around for that sh**t! Mayer is right to move on; too bad ANuston can't do the same.
John Mayer is an oversized child. He's a classless douchebag if he disrespects any woman who desires to love and be with him, even if he doesn't love her back. I hope to read one day that he died in an accident - something he really deserves like burning to death in a car. I want to hear that he screamed as he cooked like a hot dog. If my wish doesn't come true, he'll certainly get that treatment in hell.
Mayer, why do think anyone give a damn about you, you whiny little prick.
Jennifer, just get over it. Brad is gone, he is not coming back. You need to get laid and banged really well. Maybe that will open up your eyes so that you can see how many other men are out there waiting for you. Just get over it!
i can't believe i'm saying this but i just don't get this. i would not feel sorry for jennifer she has cash a great past & i'm sure she has many men at her side. i knew brad for many years end of. once a child enters you're just an ex. there is now 6 of them. so 6 times removed from that relationship. for a relationship to be so over exposed makes me wonder why anybody cares. wasn't that 5 yrs ago now. why do the press report it. don't other people go out with other people have children & nobody wants to embarass each other. i always got the impression that angelina was a french lezbot actress whose only flaw was an american accent that drove the whole of france crazy with her whole erotic i love only women you can never have me appeal. oh she loves it, i know she has her peacock feathers & garments of old of another womens as she quotes some europeans lezbots 18th century passion. it's not my thing. & brad well brad has always had problems. he wears lifts, borrowed them from tom, worn them for years. when he removes the paintbrush from his arse he paints ... his chest on. brad has huge huge amount of cousin love going. obama.
#41: Don't be mad at #38 for pointing out that you're wallowing in meaningless gossip about other people's lives that has absolutely no importance or relevance to anything. You know, as opposed to real news.
Finally someone who is not afraid to call the kettle black. Aniston is a publicitiy whore who wants sympathy for a break up that happened 4 years ago. Brads over it, why can't she just move on? She never misses an opportunity to say something negative about Angelina. She is soooo pathetic. (Though I seriously doubt any of the crap the Star prints is true.)
First up #38 and others, if you want news,don't come to a gossip celeb site! When I to blog , read, etc., about news, I go to CNN. Your hoiler than thou attitude is simply stupid and contradictory. I am long winded n words, but #40 said it best. Next , John is such a wussy girlie man. A pu*k. Anniston should have given up the "Brad left me and woe is me soapbox" like 15 years ago. LOL!! Brad and Jolie have moved on and , though I am not a real fan of theirs,they do look like theyare lviing their lives with work, family, the works.
I don't understand why everybody hates her. I can name a lot more people a million times more annoying. Plus, Brad Pitt and John Mayor...um, a girl could do worse.
49 Comments:
Leave Your CommentAww, that's okay. People say some crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom".
By Darth Randall, on March 18, 2009 08:59:48
Your comment to Jen are so so meanful for human being to another human being
By anonymous, on March 18, 2009 09:00:15
I don't believe this story, I read on another site, that Johns rep denies he is writing a book...And so what, just shows what a sore loser he is...
By anonymous, on March 18, 2009 09:10:20
For being a girl with what I have been told is one fine set of tits she must be hell to live with.A man can put up with alot of shit if the sex makes staying worth it.She cant keep a man so she must be one whineing,complaining bitch.
By proffessor smith, on March 18, 2009 09:13:08
Ahh, I see what he's doing here. Letting out all the dirty secrets so that Jen will hate him and John won't have to worry about being the next ex she obsesses about.
By anonymous, on March 18, 2009 09:14:42
#2 you are a moron. Please go to People.com and get the fuck out of here.
That is all.
By Storm, on March 18, 2009 09:16:21
what else is there for him to do..he has no talent what so ever.
By john couger mellancamp, on March 18, 2009 09:20:06
What's the problem? ANgelina Jolie yells out "Billy Bob", then "Johnnie Lee", then "Wyclef", then "Jenny (Shimizu)", then "James Haven (her brother)", then...
By teh lolness, on March 18, 2009 09:28:59
Gee, I wonder how Aniston could block a book like that...hmmm...let's see..."Hey, John, remember that time I came home a lot earlier than expected and you were with those two Filipino boys?"
By anonymous, on March 18, 2009 09:33:03
I don't care, I'd hit that all night long and into next week, crazy chin and all.
By anonymous, on March 18, 2009 09:46:51
These stories just get more and more pathetic...
By anonymous, on March 18, 2009 09:53:05
Hey, I call out weird things during sex too, who hasn't? Just last night I was banging this fat girl in the ass and yelled out, "You like that Clive Owen? You like that?"
By thebig28, on March 18, 2009 09:59:10
"...devotion to astrology and numerology..."
It's always been known that she's the Kristen Stewart of the old celebs: constantly high.
Not that there is anything wrong with that, but if she sincerely believes that the stars are going to align and the 9th day of the 9th month in 2009 so that Brad will finally realize she's the one, then she needs to stop bogarting and pass the fuck on already.
I mean, why the hell is she a movie star? Her claim to fame is Friends. That's it, people, Friends! She's not a power celeb, she's dating John Mayer for crying out loud. I'm just waiting for the day this woman shaves her head and starts fucking members of the pap.
By Shane, on March 18, 2009 10:03:53
Brad.
By anonymous, on March 18, 2009 10:18:23
way to much information there big 28,
By madmike, on March 18, 2009 10:20:21
This story is already being denied. Stick to posting naked pictures.
By anonymous, on March 18, 2009 10:28:49
This story is so funny! And yes it's TRUE! In her interviews she's always sniveling and whining about Jolie. Also at the Oscars it was so sad, she thought she was going to outshine Jolie. Nope. Not with those earrings Jolie wore. Not with her lack of personality and those pathetic pda with Mayer. I use to feel sorry for her, right after the breakup. Now it's just sad. This isn't India or the Middle East. Women can still find love and happiness after being dumped. P.S. Jen, those eggs aren't getting any fresher.
By anonymous, on March 18, 2009 10:30:08
LOL @ the faces of annoying!!!
By anonymous, on March 18, 2009 10:30:57
This is just as stupid a 'story' as the one Star ran about Brad giving back rubs to the nanny and Angie getting jealous about it. None of this crap has an echo of a shred of truth.
By anonymous, on March 18, 2009 10:51:12
Obviously Jen did not make the proper investment in sex toys in order to avoid doing douches.
Even Shiloah laughs at her.
By anonymous, on March 18, 2009 11:12:54
" Oh, yeah, oh yeah, give it to me Ross, baby!"
" Harder, faster, Vince!" (?)
" John, are you finished yet? "
He may have a winner here, book-wise.
By JT, Falsetto, CA, on March 18, 2009 11:31:04
If he says a word about that shit, what chick could ever trust him again? Does he need the money? What a complete ass-wipe. He needs a good beating if this is true. What any two people share is nobodys business....
By Richard Nixon, on March 18, 2009 12:15:05
Jennifer Aniston is so cute in that header picture.
By anonymous, on March 18, 2009 12:54:26
noooooo.... tod i love your site, but give her a break!i think she really dont deserve the hate..
By anonymous, on March 18, 2009 12:57:58
Why doesn't she go back to television? Her movie career is not successful and the whining about relationships is the only way to get attention.
By silver_viper, on March 18, 2009 13:09:52
I wonder if she had a pet name for his penis?
One of my ex's used to call my penis, "Guido."
Another called it, "Mr. Happy."
I know -- I should have Chris Brown'd the bitches.
By anonymous, on March 18, 2009 13:12:12
Jen isn't bad. Better than most Hollywood wierdos. Mayer is a douchebag. His music is limp crap.
By anonymous, on March 18, 2009 13:12:13
Wow,Mayer is the biggest raging pussy in rock.A world class tool.
By Jennifer A. { and i am single}, on March 18, 2009 13:32:07
Come on John, what are you in the 9th grade and want people to know that you scored, we don't care. Grow the hell up, idiot.
By lkl, on March 18, 2009 13:35:45
he looks like a crack head,jen I love you and will take care of you..
By kidd corrona, on March 18, 2009 13:49:57
Jennifer is great in bed and who gives a shit what name she screams out as long as she lets you do her in her sweet perky ass
By anonymous, on March 18, 2009 14:00:07
#31 -- oh yeah, because nothing says hot sex like SHIT ON YOUR DICK. Have another line, fecal warrior.
By vag is plenty, on March 18, 2009 14:51:54
Great POST, Tod, and well said! She just told a magazine that she'll love Brad forever. What guy wants to stick around for that sh**t! Mayer is right to move on; too bad ANuston can't do the same.
By anonymous, on March 18, 2009 15:32:36
I would punch her in the face for that...stupid bitch.
By Chris Brown, on March 18, 2009 16:08:23
John Mayer is an oversized child. He's a classless douchebag if he disrespects any woman who desires to love and be with him, even if he doesn't love her back. I hope to read one day that he died in an accident - something he really deserves like burning to death in a car. I want to hear that he screamed as he cooked like a hot dog. If my wish doesn't come true, he'll certainly get that treatment in hell.
By anonymous, on March 18, 2009 16:46:43
#32 you know you love to suck a dick after is cover in shit ass to mouth that's you
By 2 girls 1 cup and #32, on March 18, 2009 17:35:32
Could they just both STFU?!
Mayer, why do think anyone give a damn about you, you whiny little prick.
Jennifer, just get over it. Brad is gone, he is not coming back. You need to get laid and banged really well. Maybe that will open up your eyes so that you can see how many other men are out there waiting for you. Just get over it!
By anonymous, on March 18, 2009 23:56:51
Certainly these people's dysfunction are more important than world peace or a good economy.
?
By anonymous, on March 19, 2009 05:37:52
That is so funny, I guess jen will never overcome that she lost Brad for her ego.
so pathetic.
and she was using John mayer anyway just for the show.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2009 08:48:43
i can't believe i'm saying this but i just don't get this.
i would not feel sorry for jennifer she has cash a great past & i'm sure she has many men at her side.
i knew brad for many years end of.
once a child enters you're just an ex. there is now 6 of them. so 6 times removed from that relationship.
for a relationship to be so over exposed makes me wonder why anybody cares. wasn't that 5 yrs ago now. why do the press report it.
don't other people go out with other people have children & nobody wants to embarass each other.
i always got the impression that angelina was a french lezbot actress whose only flaw was an american accent that drove the whole of france crazy with her whole erotic i love only women you can never have me appeal.
oh she loves it, i know she has her peacock feathers & garments of old of another womens as she quotes some europeans lezbots 18th century passion.
it's not my thing.
& brad well brad has always had problems. he wears lifts, borrowed them from tom, worn them for years.
when he removes the paintbrush from his arse he paints ... his chest on.
brad has huge huge amount of cousin love going. obama.
By anom & how, on March 19, 2009 12:47:24
#38, die.
Bye.
By Masturhater, on March 19, 2009 14:11:35
#40, you make Courtney Love seem well-spoken.
By Masturhater, on March 19, 2009 14:28:04
#41: Don't be mad at #38 for pointing out that you're wallowing in meaningless gossip about other people's lives that has absolutely no importance or relevance to anything. You know, as opposed to real news.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2009 16:13:46
I will happily answer to the name BRAD if that's what works for her. Last weekend I was mistaken for GOD.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2009 16:25:37
um, #9, do we really have to bring Filipinos into this? geez.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2009 18:59:27
Finally someone who is not afraid to call the kettle black. Aniston is a publicitiy whore who wants sympathy for a break up that happened 4 years ago. Brads over it, why can't she just move on? She never misses an opportunity to say something negative about Angelina. She is soooo pathetic. (Though I seriously doubt any of the crap the Star prints is true.)
By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 05:28:34
IDLYITW writers: That's one of the nastiest pieces ever posted. You are one sad, desperate bunch.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 14:50:07
First up #38 and others, if you want news,don't come to a gossip celeb site! When I to blog , read, etc., about news, I go to CNN. Your hoiler than thou attitude is simply stupid and contradictory. I am long winded n words, but #40 said it best.
Next , John is such a wussy girlie man. A pu*k.
Anniston should have given up the "Brad left me and woe is me soapbox" like 15 years ago. LOL!! Brad and Jolie have moved on and , though I am not a real fan of theirs,they do look like theyare lviing their lives with work, family, the works.
By Trail by Jury, on March 20, 2009 15:37:16
I don't understand why everybody hates her. I can name a lot more people a million times more annoying. Plus, Brad Pitt and John Mayor...um, a girl could do worse.
By anonymous, on March 21, 2009 07:46:57
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