I think Aniston is pretty lame, but come on...is this the best the National Enquirer can do? A "declaration of war", because Oprah may not have watched her movie?
There are a million true Aniston stories to make fun of...why waste time with this retarded fallacy?
A war with Oprah? yeah that would be a wise move on Aniston's part...
That is like a bunch of kids from Special Ed with plastic ray guns declaring war on Seal Team Six.
I do have to admit, "how many "Jennifer Aniston is a needy self-centered bitch" stories do you have to hear to finally come to the realization that Jennifer Aniston is a needy self-centered bitch?"
Homegirl cant seem to keep a man soooo one might have to wonder if this statement has some validity to it.
Gotta disagree about the self-centered bitch thing. I'm not a JA fan, but most of her comments have been AFTER Angelina or Brad put her down in some way, or made it clear they were together when he was still supposedly with Jen, and who knows how the interviewers are setting her up. Old quotes can be used, too.
If anyone seems to be a self-centered bitch, I'd say it's Angelina. Does she even exist if there isn't a camera around?
This story is pretty stupid. I really doubt Jennifer gives a crap about Oprah watching her movie. Is this site so desperate to get a story dissing Jennifer that they'll publish this crap. I don't think it was worth the space.
This story is ridiculous, Marley and Me, has made over 200 mil. I hardly think Jen would be upset over O not seeing it...The National Enquirer????Does anyone believe anything that comes out of that mag???I sure don't..
Can you post more believable stuff? Why the jen hate, what did she do to you? What did she do to brad/ What did she do to ang? Nothing. What did they do to her make a fool of her. They are the asses. I love jen but skipped this movie too because I don't like animals to die in my movies, i like to laugh not cry!
here we go again. Her fans justifying her constant chatter about this man. Brad/Angie talk about each other not her. how are they putting her down it has been almost 5 years. They had 4 kids when Brad said he fell in love with Jolie. Yet she never said anything negative about him. Why because she still want him. The man her fans say cheated. She says she loves him and he is wonderful. Yeah she is not a nut. Jolie-Pitt forever.
I wouldn't put the voodoo part past her. You're probably closer to the truth than you believe.
As far as the Brad thing, judging from him dating history, insanity isn't really a deal-breaker for him.
I think it's more like, he got caught in Angelina's tractor beam death ray and didn't have any choice but to join forces with her. Jen's just biding her time until the truth is realized, that Angelina is an alien who is collecting human specimens under the guise of adoption. Once she has one of each, she'll lead them onto the mothership and Jen/Brad can pick up where they left off.
At least that's what I tell myself to keep from blowing my brains out every time I read another stupid anisten/jolie feud story.
This story had nothing to do with Angelina and Brad yet as soon as Jennifer is mentioned someone has to bring the 2 of them into the equation. I don't think it's Jennifer that can't get over Brad, I think it's the Angelinda/Brad fans who can't get over them. Brad Pitt was not the epitome of perfection so I think he would be pretty easy to get over. I'm so sick of hearing about this stupid triangle between the 3 of them.
I have to worry about paying my house payment and if im going to have a job come friday..I wish I had problems like these rich fuckers.She has nice tits though,,Jennifer that is
Remember,rich people let simple things that do not bother normal people upset themselves so much they need 2 shrinks.The dog died from an over dose of peanut butter.Horney okra,horney dog with sandpaper tounge and a jar of peanut butter can warm the night for a grieving talk show host.
I don't know, I have a hard time believing this one. I like JA, but am fully aware that she seems needy and there has to be SOMETHING going on with her if she keeps choosing these loser men. But this is a little over the top.
Holy hell! Someone is a bit obsessive about JA that he has to reach far for this retarded hate story. Get over it man. Who gives a flying fuck about Ang, Brad or Jen. The media makes the hollywood image and we, the public, feed on that shit.
This is the dumbest shit I have heard in a while. Jennifer is questioning her relationship with Oprah?!? What relationship? They aren't dating. The only relationship they have is of Host and guest of dumb ass talk show. The Enquire is pulling clowns out of their asses these days.
I would be concerned that she would be running out of committment-phobe losers but hey, she lives in Hollywood, so there's always a big supply. At least the tabloids will be kept in business with Jen stories in the dire case that Brittany doesn't wig out again.
Not sure I believe this story, but in Oprah's defense I wouldn't go see that film either...I refuse to see films where the animals die. Knowing it's fiction or a even cartoon doesn't matter, I'll lose it. It is so embarrassing. Once, a date and I rented Gorillas in the Mist...HUGE fucking mistake. I cried so hard my eyes were practically swollen shut and refused to finish the film. I mean, Jesus. How freaking pathetic is that?
JJJJJEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNN you so good at it yes don't stop babe yess hey no teeth yes thats it almost there don't stop don't stop and don't close your eyes either aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh ok done go home now
First of all, this story defies belief. Not the feud-with-Ofra part; the part where that stupid dog movie grossed $200 mill. Exactly WHO is buying all those tickets?
And how long before copycat Hollywood inundatres us with pooch-related cash-ins? (i.e., Seeing Eye for the Straight Guy; So You Think You Can Fetch!; Survivor ASPCA; Are You Fixed?; Who Wants to Marry A German Shepherd?, etc, etc)
While I can't seem to do shit about the economy, I think I can resolve this dispute between Oprah and Jennifer Anniston through diplomacy. So I am glad to announce today that tommorrow Hillary Clinton will be shuttling between Jen and Oprah's homes to work to reach a peaceful solution to this major dispute. While she's away Bill C. and I are going to do some bowling and Bill says he is going to introduce me to some chick named Monica who will help me with some special stress reduction technique. Life is good when you are the teleprompter.
Being a dog owner/lover herself, I can't believe that Jennifer Aniston would get mad over something completely understandable like this. I have friends who have lost pets recently who flat-out refused to see this movie because they thought it would upset them.
If you believe this story, you are a complete idiot. Do you also believe the one from the Nat Enq that had aliens kidnapping Rob Lowe? Give me a break America. Don't keep proving yourselves to be the dumbest people on the planet.
You know my friends with what a brave carouse, I made a second marriage in my house, Divorced from my bed the self-absorbed Jen, And took wild Angela to spouse.
You know my enemies I married a grouse A man in my marriage now I am a mouse Divorced in my head yet bound to shrew Jen, Now docile to Angie 'till who knows when.
Wow, talk about high maintenance - no wonder she can't keep a man. Probably the type that throws a hissy fit if the fella asks her if she wants regular or diet soda because by asking that, he is implying she is fat.
Have to agree with the poster that said the pic of her leaning back awkwardly on the bed does look like a scene from the "Exorcist".
I am so tired of hearing about JA...she is just pissed off that her marriage failed...big deal, chalk it up to a lesson learned and move on already...she looks as tired as I am of hearing about her and her antics
Todd, please get a life. You don't even know her (or maybe you do) but some how I doubt it. You should find something better to do than rant and rave about a person you never met (or you did meet her but probably once.. and she wasn't in a good mood at the time - boo hoo.) Let's look at the obvious - she's MIDDLE AGED, her love life is on the rocks and there's probably other personal things going on with her that keep her from being "friendly" to every loser she happens to work with. Maybe she's just a tad depressed and needs some "cave time," no? It helps to use common sense when someone's being a "bitch." You're probably too young to understand her kind of problem but give yourself twenty years and you will. : ) A man with a 20 year old mentality doesn't get it and never will. Also - it must be really nice to never have a bad day at work or constantly love entertaining people and dealing with people's b.s.... and never needing 30 minutes to yourself 'cause of a sh!tty personal life. It must be great to always be in a good mood and never have a "low" in life. Good for you. :P
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Leave Your CommentCome on man...you are really reaching now.
I think Aniston is pretty lame, but come on...is this the best the National Enquirer can do? A "declaration of war", because Oprah may not have watched her movie?
There are a million true Aniston stories to make fun of...why waste time with this retarded fallacy?
A war with Oprah? yeah that would be a wise move on Aniston's part...
That is like a bunch of kids from Special Ed with plastic ray guns declaring war on Seal Team Six.
By JR, on March 22, 2009 18:59:33
I do have to admit, "how many "Jennifer Aniston is a needy self-centered bitch" stories do you have to hear to finally come to the realization that Jennifer Aniston is a needy self-centered bitch?"
Homegirl cant seem to keep a man soooo one might have to wonder if this statement has some validity to it.
By anonymous, on March 22, 2009 19:17:15
BRAD.
By anonymous, on March 22, 2009 19:56:47
Gotta disagree about the self-centered bitch thing. I'm not a JA fan, but most of her comments have been AFTER Angelina or Brad put her down in some way, or made it clear they were together when he was still supposedly with Jen, and who knows how the interviewers are setting her up. Old quotes can be used, too.
If anyone seems to be a self-centered bitch, I'd say it's Angelina. Does she even exist if there isn't a camera around?
By anonymous, on March 22, 2009 20:24:11
This story is pretty stupid. I really doubt Jennifer gives a crap about Oprah watching her movie. Is this site so desperate to get a story dissing Jennifer that they'll publish this crap. I don't think it was worth the space.
By anonymous, on March 22, 2009 22:49:38
This story is ridiculous, Marley and Me, has made over 200 mil. I hardly think Jen would be upset over O not seeing it...The National Enquirer????Does anyone believe anything that comes out of that mag???I sure don't..
By anonymous, on March 22, 2009 23:52:26
Can you post more believable stuff?
Why the jen hate, what did she do to you?
What did she do to brad/ What did she do to ang? Nothing. What did they do to her make a fool of her.
They are the asses.
I love jen but skipped this movie too because I don't like animals to die in my movies, i like to laugh not cry!
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 00:03:51
here we go again. Her fans justifying her constant chatter about this man. Brad/Angie talk about each other not her. how are they putting her down it has been almost 5 years. They had 4 kids when Brad said he fell in love with Jolie. Yet she never said anything negative about him. Why because she still want him. The man her fans say cheated. She says she loves him and he is wonderful. Yeah she is not a nut. Jolie-Pitt forever.
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 00:24:50
I wouldn't put the voodoo part past her. You're probably closer to the truth than you believe.
As far as the Brad thing, judging from him dating history, insanity isn't really a deal-breaker for him.
I think it's more like, he got caught in Angelina's tractor beam death ray and didn't have any choice but to join forces with her. Jen's just biding her time until the truth is realized, that Angelina is an alien who is collecting human specimens under the guise of adoption. Once she has one of each, she'll lead them onto the mothership and Jen/Brad can pick up where they left off.
At least that's what I tell myself to keep from blowing my brains out every time I read another stupid anisten/jolie feud story.
By WinningisforLosers, on March 23, 2009 01:56:09
This story had nothing to do with Angelina and Brad yet as soon as Jennifer is mentioned someone has to bring the 2 of them into the equation. I don't think it's Jennifer that can't get over Brad, I think it's the Angelinda/Brad fans who can't get over them. Brad Pitt was not the epitome of perfection so I think he would be pretty easy to get over. I'm so sick of hearing about this stupid triangle between the 3 of them.
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 01:59:49
I have to worry about paying my house payment and if im going to have a job come friday..I wish I had problems like these rich fuckers.She has nice tits though,,Jennifer that is
By madmike, on March 23, 2009 02:24:14
Oprah is pretty fuckin' wack herself. I mean, not watching a movie with a dog in it because she's still mourning a mutt that snuffed it a year ago?
By stickynose, on March 23, 2009 02:48:02
Boring.
By Chick, on March 23, 2009 04:07:45
I'm not sure girlfriend should start messing with Big O.
By BarbadoSlim, on March 23, 2009 04:43:13
Remember,rich people let simple things that do not bother normal people upset themselves so much they need 2 shrinks.The dog died from an over dose of peanut butter.Horney okra,horney dog with sandpaper tounge and a jar of peanut butter can warm the night for a grieving talk show host.
By maurey povich, on March 23, 2009 05:06:24
I don't know, I have a hard time believing this one. I like JA, but am fully aware that she seems needy and there has to be SOMETHING going on with her if she keeps choosing these loser men. But this is a little over the top.
By Kate, on March 23, 2009 05:16:17
Holy hell! Someone is a bit obsessive about JA that he has to reach far for this retarded hate story. Get over it man. Who gives a flying fuck about Ang, Brad or Jen. The media makes the hollywood image and we, the public, feed on that shit.
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 05:56:23
Reading these comments, I think we agree we're all done with Aniston stories. Like, really really done with them.
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 06:06:43
I think she just needs some anal. It would fix her right up. I'd even volunteer.
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 06:41:25
This is the dumbest shit I have heard in a while. Jennifer is questioning her relationship with Oprah?!? What relationship? They aren't dating. The only relationship they have is of Host and guest of dumb ass talk show. The Enquire is pulling clowns out of their asses these days.
By WTF, on March 23, 2009 06:47:25
ewww whats with her raisin face in the main pic???
She's a desperate psycho, no wonder no man wants to be with her.
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 06:48:00
I would be concerned that she would be running out of committment-phobe losers but hey, she lives in Hollywood, so there's always a big supply.
At least the tabloids will be kept in business with Jen stories in the dire case that Brittany doesn't wig out again.
By Marley, on March 23, 2009 06:48:33
Not sure I believe this story, but in Oprah's defense I wouldn't go see that film either...I refuse to see films where the animals die. Knowing it's fiction or a even cartoon doesn't matter, I'll lose it. It is so embarrassing. Once, a date and I rented Gorillas in the Mist...HUGE fucking mistake. I cried so hard my eyes were practically swollen shut and refused to finish the film. I mean, Jesus. How freaking pathetic is that?
By Solaera, on March 23, 2009 07:00:15
JJJJJEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNN you so good at it yes don't stop babe yess hey no teeth yes thats it almost there don't stop don't stop and don't close your eyes either aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh ok done go home now
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 07:01:33
First of all, this story defies belief. Not the feud-with-Ofra part; the part where that stupid dog movie grossed $200 mill. Exactly WHO is buying all those tickets?
And how long before copycat Hollywood inundatres us with pooch-related cash-ins? (i.e., Seeing Eye for the Straight Guy; So You Think You Can Fetch!; Survivor ASPCA; Are You Fixed?; Who Wants to Marry A German Shepherd?, etc, etc)
By Ragno, on March 23, 2009 07:08:14
It was "totally irresponsible" not watching a movie???
BWAHAHAHAHA
Jesus, how much I don't care about all the things mentioned in this post...
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 07:17:15
Was the source for this story Angelina Jolie?
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 08:14:56
I wish she would just get back together with Ross. Then the world would be right as rain again.
By Smelly Cat, on March 23, 2009 08:16:02
this is one of the stupidiest stories ever.
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 08:27:25
Her fertile grove has never been plowed properly, obviously.
No, I am not going to sell you a damn single cigarette, get the f outta here! Infidels, damn.
By O. Khayyam, 7-11, The Bronx, on March 23, 2009 09:10:15
While I can't seem to do shit about the economy, I think I can resolve this dispute between Oprah and Jennifer Anniston through diplomacy. So I am glad to announce today that tommorrow Hillary Clinton will be shuttling between Jen and Oprah's homes to work to reach a peaceful solution to this major dispute. While she's away Bill C. and I are going to do some bowling and Bill says he is going to introduce me to some chick named Monica who will help me with some special stress reduction technique. Life is good when you are the teleprompter.
By Obama's Teleprompter, on March 23, 2009 09:15:23
Being a dog owner/lover herself, I can't believe that Jennifer Aniston would get mad over something completely understandable like this. I have friends who have lost pets recently who flat-out refused to see this movie because they thought it would upset them.
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 10:46:43
I guess I dont understand why everyone is soooo team Angelina. Doesnt she have a real thing with married men?
Besides I hear brad has quite the time keeping it in his pants...
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 11:08:07
The pic of her bending backwards looks like a scene from the Exorcist.
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 12:07:41
The sequel will be called, "Marley, Me and Dupree."
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 12:08:37
If you believe this story, you are a complete idiot. Do you also believe the one from the Nat Enq that had aliens kidnapping Rob Lowe? Give me a break America. Don't keep proving yourselves to be the dumbest people on the planet.
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 12:18:57
You know my friends with what a brave carouse,
I made a second marriage in my house,
Divorced from my bed the self-absorbed Jen,
And took wild Angela to spouse.
-Omar Khayyam
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 12:59:45
#8 are you retarded? Are you Tammy from VA?
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 15:02:48
You know my enemies I married a grouse
A man in my marriage now I am a mouse
Divorced in my head yet bound to shrew Jen,
Now docile to Angie 'till who knows when.
-Poet d'Knowit
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 15:09:40
I'd hit Jen before Angelina.
As far as wacked out women go, Jen is OK in my book.
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 15:42:33
i don't believe that story. do you always have to slam aniston like that.
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 15:53:20
sorry Jen fans, but some people like this blogger says the truth and is not falling for this woman pr tricks and lies...
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 16:39:23
Wow, talk about high maintenance - no wonder she can't keep a man. Probably the type that throws a hissy fit if the fella asks her if she wants regular or diet soda because by asking that, he is implying she is fat.
Have to agree with the poster that said the pic of her leaning back awkwardly on the bed does look like a scene from the "Exorcist".
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 20:00:46
Total BS. Why would she care if oprah saw her dog movie, all she needed her to do was promote it on her TV show, which she already did.
By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 02:28:03
Until I saw the top picture, I thought Aniston was Owen Wilson in disguise.
By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 02:56:41
Love her or hate her, this story still sounds BS.
By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 03:29:17
@#37 and #39- Obviously too many damn english majors post here.
By Ezra Pound, on March 24, 2009 14:36:52
I am so tired of hearing about JA...she is just pissed off that her marriage failed...big deal, chalk it up to a lesson learned and move on already...she looks as tired as I am of hearing about her and her antics
By Shannon, on March 26, 2009 17:30:16
Todd, please get a life. You don't even know her (or maybe you do) but some how I doubt it. You should find something better to do than rant and rave about a person you never met (or you did meet her but probably once.. and she wasn't in a good mood at the time - boo hoo.) Let's look at the obvious - she's MIDDLE AGED, her love life is on the rocks and there's probably other personal things going on with her that keep her from being "friendly" to every loser she happens to work with. Maybe she's just a tad depressed and needs some "cave time," no? It helps to use common sense when someone's being a "bitch." You're probably too young to understand her kind of problem but give yourself twenty years and you will. : ) A man with a 20 year old mentality doesn't get it and never will. Also - it must be really nice to never have a bad day at work or constantly love entertaining people and dealing with people's b.s.... and never needing 30 minutes to yourself 'cause of a sh!tty personal life. It must be great to always be in a good mood and never have a "low" in life. Good for you. :P
By Mel, on March 31, 2009 08:48:44
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