48 Comments:

1. Mayer is a douche.

   By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 09:41:55

2. Twitter isn't "interaction with fans". It's narcissistic self-masturbation in text form.
   
   Count me on Team Jen on this one.

   By DaveR, on March 24, 2009 09:52:15

3. Im sure these clown celebrities have assistants write their twitter pages,I mean we cant expect them to something so normal as that can we.They are much too busy doing important things that we can never be good enough to understand.Oh Jennifer ..nice tits babe but just shut the hell up and learn to swallow,,us guys really dig that

   By brad...errr johnny, on March 24, 2009 10:07:48

4. OMG I just belly laughed, when twitter comes before you and your partner....Jen sue twitter LOL.

   By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 10:17:55

5. Can't stand either of them - but a. I agree with #2 about Twitter and b. I'd dump the SOB too.
   
   

   By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 10:21:43

6. I agree with #2.

   By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 10:23:24

7. Bitch or not, I'd still fuck Aniston's bald Greek pussy until it was raw and bleeding. Any straight man who says otherwise is a homo.

   By coolpapa, on March 24, 2009 10:30:22

8. You are obsessed with Jen, admit it!

   By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 10:30:43

9. Hmm I have to agree with Jen here, twitter sucks, and so does John. The dude needs to get a life. And I'm deleting my twitter account RIGHT NOW!

   By Csilla, on March 24, 2009 10:51:56

10. Why can't she find a half-way decent man? Nobody wants her, if they are dating/ are married to her, they stay far,far away from her. Oh, and she isn't aging well either. Even Mayer doesn't want her. Also, I'm sick of her playing the part of the "awkward, insecure victim" . And she's always making those ugly faces. After all these years of being famous, being photographed, you think she would know how to pose and smile for the cameras. And she needs to shave her head! That hair is NEVER going to look good.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 10:53:01

11. Twatter

    By Meazy, on March 24, 2009 11:09:30

12. Brad.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 11:16:06

13. What is a twatter? And can I find one at Costco for cheap?

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 11:36:15

14. agreed #1. but men need space. sometimes we just dont want to deal with them. That does not mean we dont like them or even love them. GET OVER IT YOU NEEDY HO!

    By Hung Wang, on March 24, 2009 11:38:31

15. I'd have dumped his ass, too. It's one thing to not be at someone's beck and call, it's another thing to ignore them so you can play on the computer. He was simply blowing her off, plain and simple. You know it. We all know it. He probably just wasn't that into her. When you're crazy about someone, you make an effort to return phone calls and e-mails.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 11:58:50

16. Sorry, I'm on Jen's side with this one. I've had guys tell me they're too busy with work, family etc. to call or email, and then you see they've updated their Facebook pages ten times in the past three days. I'm done with their asses after that. Have the balls to break up instead of lying to a girl. Geez.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 12:10:36

17. lol jen is too old to understand twitter. it takes about TEN SECONDS to update your twitter, but probably the equivalent a thousand years of emotional torment to carry on a conversation with that broad.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 12:14:39

18. This is just John Mayer, imagine the hell someone more A-List, famous, handsome, with pussy flying at him had to endure.
    Whew, guess taking care of 12 kids is a vacation compared to the Aniston.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 12:16:46

19. Aniston needs to smoke a doob. The change of perspective she'll gain will probably give her new direction. Or she'll get addicted to Cheetos. Either way it's a win-win.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 12:17:17

20. I agree with the post who said she has been in the business for years. Why is she hiding. This is just so dumb. If she does not want to be seen the she should go into another line of work. John dumped her. Believe it. She was all over him. He not so much. So I don't see her coming back and ending it. Unless her plan to make Brad jealous obviously did not work so. He used her to go to the Oscars so he could see some stars. He even said as much. She is B list at best.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 12:19:31

21. this site has constructed an alternate reality about Jennifer Aniston that doesn't exist-
    
    you people are nuts
    
    just keep posting cheesecake and STFU- when you express a thought you look foolish

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 12:34:22

22. Aniston is known to really like weed, thats the word #19....I dont know thats fact, but I do believe it.
    
    Myspace, facebook, tweeter...all these things are bad for a relationship. You cant win, you are always doing something wrong. As soon as you are in a relationship never go back until its over. All chicks check up, thats why they suck....

    By Hung Wang, on March 24, 2009 12:36:59

23. Hung Wang you're an idiot.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 12:40:33

24. It is a little sad the way the brangelina fucktards keep going on and on about this love triangle that the sane world stopped giving a shit about a week or two after it happened back in 2005.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 12:40:45

25. 21 - what are you doing on here, Jen?

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 13:25:10

26. Unimpressed, she needs to just move on...maybe take a less boring roll unlike her current movie and her last few movies, btw I LOVED He's Just Not That Into You, I mean the whole cast in that movie had better chemistry that her and her acting maybe she should be a stripper in her next movie or try actions films like Jolie. Be daring and get out of your square world.

    By KiKi, on March 24, 2009 13:48:47

27. #21 likes it up the pooper.
    
    Aniston, quit show business now, you fake, ugly, self-absorbed, uneducated dog.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 14:15:13

28. Perchance it is not that Jennifer's love grove has never been plowed properly, but that the repository of thoughts beneath her flowing hair lacks all the cards needed to stack a full deck?
    No e'ffer, you have to buy the whole six-pack, you can't take a beer out and buy one! Damn infidels!

    By O. Khayyam, 7-11, Da Bronx, on March 24, 2009 14:25:00

29. Love, love, love the hair! Roots and all. It hides that hideous face. Worth every penny of the 56 grand she pays for it.

    By Well Hung, on March 24, 2009 14:27:25

30. I went to see 'He's Just Not That Into You with a friend', neither of us had ever seen Aniston on the big screen. My goodness, that thick nose, thin top lip and manly chin do not look good blown up x 100. My friend turned to me after one particularly awful closeup and quietly said 'Fug'. That summed it up perfectly! She does have nice, albeit boring, hair.

    By Red Cat, on March 24, 2009 15:03:16

31. i would dump him too. Mayer is a douchebag, and if this is true it proves it. good for her for dumping him

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 15:03:46

32. As crazy as she obviously is, John Mayer is still way out of his league with her. This just proves he's still an incredibly pompous and retarded ass because he thinks he has no time for.
    
    Dear John Mayer, you are a two-bit fart in a hurricane type of musician and I can't wait till we collectively forget we ever smelled you.

    By John Gayer, on March 24, 2009 16:26:06

33. yep, he's just not that into you

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 18:40:39

34. # 24..."It is a little sad the way the brangelina fucktards keep going on and on about this love triangle that the sane world stopped giving a shit about a week or two after it happened back in 2005."
    
    are you aware that, other than one single comment made about brad, you are the only person on this thread to even mention 'brangelina'?... ironic, huh?

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 19:04:27

35. i kind of agree with her

    By smartypants, on March 24, 2009 20:19:24

36. John isn't delving into details too much here because he doesn't want his fans to know he has nothing to do with his own Twitter posts.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 20:56:46

37. Another made-up story by the media..Since no one is talking..John or Jen..they have to make up something...Have any of you ever read his Twitter?...I don't understand 75% of what he writes...

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 22:30:09

38. Some of you haters on here need to take a deep breath, and stop believing every thing you read about this woman..you are ridiculous calling her a whore???ugly???give me a break!

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 22:33:47

39. He was being his typical media whore self, not conecting with the fans who make him famous, jeez.
    I would dump himtoo if he did not have time to drop me a line but still had time to be the media whore he is.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 23:47:19

40. Jen needs a real man any way, not some self absorbed bi sexual wack job john Mayer, any one that has dated jessica simpson can't be datable I mean really!

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 23:54:17

41. #19 with me it was a doobie ,a moonpie and a cold bottle of yoohoo..oh those were the days

    By bill clinton, on March 25, 2009 01:13:31

42. You know what I hate about Jennifer Aniston? It's not because she's allegedly whiny and pathetic, or that she's quivering need personified. It's that she looks EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME as she did 10-15 years ago. She's so mediocre looking - yes, her body is great but her face is so boring. If she really wants to get a man, she needs to ditch her look (which has made her look 40 since she was 20) and go with something completely different. By now, I'm sure most guys are looking at her going, "same old, same old."

    By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 01:43:20

43. I was gonna order than green ring off maxandchloe.com but now I see it looks like crap in person!

    By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 02:04:59

44. #42 has got it right, if you were to define "plain" you just have to hold up a picture of this has-been.

    By BarbadoSlim, on March 25, 2009 02:48:24

45. I dated her back in the 80's and she was fine..too bad I had to break it off with her..she whined too much..

    By prisonor#89765 calif state prison, on March 25, 2009 03:08:43

46. like #1 said, John Mayer is a douche. I'm sorry but when you are in relationship, don't you have to go through shit like returning constant calls and needy little crap from girlfriends. He is busy but he has time to update that damn stupid twitter thing. What a GREAT boyfriends douchebag.

    By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 05:00:51

47. Twitter is the stupiest thing ever, Yes Chinny is a self absorbed selfish, maninpulating slug, but hey,, You Pay for What you Get, and You Get what you pay for,, and she paid for John, soo there you have it.

    By Moreaces, on March 25, 2009 05:17:30

48. I was really pissed Mayer left a guitar up in there.
    Effected the sensation and all, you know.

    By Tony R., Overthrows, Texas, on March 25, 2009 09:59:42