will Jenni, Brad & Angelina please get in a bus a drive off a cliff...no wait that would create more fing publicity for these attention starved losers. Must the ups & downs of these tools be played out on a weekly basis in every rag in print? I am sure Jenni is the one working the phone on this one. They are all so contrived and full of shit I can't f'ing stand it.
She is a rich Jew, she is not dating anyone that she cant show off, like a man would. THAT is her problem. Nobody likes a 6 who thinks shes a 10. She is a good catch but she will only date Hollywood.
#10....Are you saying you cant be greek and a jew? Are you saying her mother and/or her father is not a jew? In order to be an actress(working) you have to be one of two things, a jew or suck dick really really well. If she cant keep a man than the ladder must not be true....thus...A Jew!
Let's be honest. She isn't that talented and although she might have a nice body and a nice rack her face needs some serious reconstruction and she seems like a nutty, clingy, crazy type of broad. I don't blame any of these guys for not wanting to stick it out.
I've been saying for years, this woman has an inferiority complex a mile deep. She may be a lot of things, but that would make her a tool to be around for the long haul. Besides that, what actually does she DO other than try to act and keep her body fit? Can you imagine a conversation with her. She takes NO chances in life or her career, she's safe being stuck in a mold; I don't know if she likes it, but it's where she apparently feels comfortable. The other things is, why in hell is she still in therapy? it's been over 20 years. If you can't figure out who you are and how to handle life's problems in that time, you might as well just save your money. Tate Donovan said: "She likes top-notch hotels and luxury, and I like bed-and-breakfasts and riding my bike. That's the most shallow version of it, but it's indicative of our personalities." Low self esteem and high maintenance is not a good combination.
21...I brought them up because they are an un-holy trinity of gossip bullshit. When the rags come out this week it will be all about Jen & her heart break...blah...blah...blah, which will then make it also about B&A...AM I WRONG ABOUT THIS?
I am seriously convinced that the 3 of them hold weekly meetings w/ publicists to make sure they are all still be talked about and use each other to feed the mill.
I was glancing through an old In Touch in a waiting room yesterday, and it was glorifying Jennifer Aniston for "still being sexy" (read: LOOKING EXACTLY THE SAME) after 10 years. What they overlooked was the fact that Aniston has always looked old.
I call this BS...3 days ago she was pregnant, just today hes buying her a 2 million dollar engagement ring..and now this...the tabloids need to get thier stories straight...
I don't think there is anything wrong with her, except the men she chooses and how many of us can say the same? John Mayer? Everyone knows he's a jerk. She should go for Chris Martin as soon as he and GOOP split.
Even John Mayer is too good for her. And his music sucks. Why on earth would he date this old lady. He dumped her because he doesn't want to change her diapers, in 20 years. He's 30 she's 40, right? He's a loser, but her dated Heidi Klum and Minka something. Sorry Jen nobody wants your ugly, bitchy, desperate ass. And I was shocked when Brad Pitt MARRIED her. It wasn't right. Notice BP was never home with JA, they were never together. I wonder why. Do you really think Jolie was the first woman he cheated with? His penis was everywhere. He's BP.
i laugh whenever people openly criticize a celebrity's appearance. stop acting as if her face is a disservice to society. the truth of the matter is if JA was working in your office, she would be one of the hottest females there and most guys would be trying to get in her pants.
WENCH...To be wrong is human. I stand corrected, and I am sorry for thinking she was a Jew. Sorry Jen! So they let one non Jew into the club....My Fault. If you don't know Hollywood is controlled by the Jews, than you don't know shit. I don't hate Jews, love a few....but Hollywood is a Coke snorting, protecting(Ledger)drug users little club. Every major studio and talent agency, not to mention prop houses and extra networks, like 20th century props, Central Casting, etc is owned and controlled by Jews. It is what is , So FORGIVE me for making a mistake. Not like I tossed her in an oven. NOT like I excluded 98% of non Jews in LA from trying to make a living in the entertainment business. Hey where do U live Wench? Hollywood? Are you a Jew or a coke whore? I guess they didn’t tell you in Tennessee, you have no chance.
She looks cute, she's got a great body (I'd hammer her 24/7) & has millions in the bank from her Friends series, but can't seem to keep a dude interested. With all she has to offer, I'm thinking it's because she's either grasping & clingy (there's no faster way to drive away any dude) or a full blown defcon 1 nuclear raging bitch...
This was a PR relationship to be sure, but what guy wants to be with a woman who can't stop talking about how much she loves her EX husband (I keep his voicemails, there like love letters to me). She's played the victim for over 4 years, have some pride woman, you're making us all look pathetic.
I am happy John is single again - I love him and his music. Maybe he can see through her love that she is fake - he is a smart guy and I am glad he can focus on his God given talent and produce more genius music. Great!
Wang non Hung, lamb, everyone knows Jewish girls give great head, except you, of course, because obviously you've never had any. In trying to be a racist pig, you have in fact revealed your Achilles heel. Tsk tsk.
Of course Maniston gives poor head. Her chin is in the way. Goy!
the woman is old, fugly, boring, can't act, the chin has a life of it's own, she is just stupid, she's paying her way to the top, the media will say what she's paying them to say, magazine covers etc.
#47 your a fag. John is a pig. Hes ugly. His music sux cock. However, Jennifer must take note from his music and learn how to suck cock...then she would be able to get and keep a man. Oh, and shes not a Jew. Jew girls suck great cock and swallow because they dont like cleaning up the mess. Therefore, not a Jew.
55 Comments:
Leave Your Commentwill Jenni, Brad & Angelina please get in a bus a drive off a cliff...no wait that would create more fing publicity for these attention starved losers. Must the ups & downs of these tools be played out on a weekly basis in every rag in print? I am sure Jenni is the one working the phone on this one. They are all so contrived and full of shit I can't f'ing stand it.
By PK, on March 12, 2009 04:07:58
does anyone really care about jennifer aniston? all of these posts and bullshit about her, the only good posts are her in a bikini.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 04:10:47
Look. If nobody else wants her, I'll be happy to take her okay?
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 04:33:44
#3 - heads you get her, tails I do.
By Wench., on March 12, 2009 04:47:12
That's because Mayer just went with her to the Oscars so she could choke down the Angie bone there. Aniston triumphant!
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 05:03:45
She is a rich Jew, she is not dating anyone that she cant show off, like a man would. THAT is her problem. Nobody likes a 6 who thinks shes a 10. She is a good catch but she will only date Hollywood.
By Hung Wang, on March 12, 2009 05:25:00
It seems Jennifer's problem is that she doesn't accept herself.
If you can't accept yourself for the person you are, how can anyone else trust you?
She's gorgeous and likable. Until she realizes that and, she will never be "good enough" for anyone, herself and or anyone else.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 05:29:08
#4--you take the head, I'll take the tail
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 05:30:13
Cameron Diaz is engaged.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 05:38:37
HEY #6 ARE YOU THAT STUPID , JENN IS NOT A JEW YOU DUMB ASS SHE IS GREEK WHEN YOU WANT OT BE A JERK OF LEARN WHERE THE PERSON ANCESTRY IS FROM
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 05:45:17
#10....Are you saying you cant be greek and a jew? Are you saying her mother and/or her father is not a jew? In order to be an actress(working) you have to be one of two things, a jew or suck dick really really well. If she cant keep a man than the ladder must not be true....thus...A Jew!
By Hung Wang, on March 12, 2009 06:09:20
wow, #10...are you about to go on a shooting spree or something? calm the fuck down.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 06:15:07
Let's be honest. She isn't that talented and although she might have a nice body and a nice rack her face needs some serious reconstruction and she seems like a nutty, clingy, crazy type of broad. I don't blame any of these guys for not wanting to stick it out.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 06:16:01
NONJEW
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 06:20:34
Nobody wants to fuck her. :o(
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 06:31:30
Her dad is Greek Orthodox and her mom is Catholic. Non-Jew.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 06:45:31
ha...if anyone posting here could they would fuck her in a second. I would bang her like a an old screen door then tell her to make me some eggs.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 06:49:15
Gotta be that her whining-to-swallowing ratio is really intolerable.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 06:50:11
Hey, #10, how does it feel to be so utterly wrong in life? Hmmm?
By Wench., on March 12, 2009 07:04:03
heh heh! i enjoy comments..
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 07:22:16
#1...you're sick of them , yet you're the first (and only) person to bring them up. #5 at least had a point in mentioning angie
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 07:34:40
I've been saying for years, this woman has an inferiority complex a mile deep. She may be a lot of things, but that would make her a tool to be around for the long haul. Besides that, what actually does she DO other than try to act and keep her body fit? Can you imagine a conversation with her. She takes NO chances in life or her career, she's safe being stuck in a mold; I don't know if she likes it, but it's where she apparently feels comfortable. The other things is, why in hell is she still in therapy? it's been over 20 years. If you can't figure out who you are and how to handle life's problems in that time, you might as well just save your money. Tate Donovan said: "She likes top-notch hotels and luxury, and I like bed-and-breakfasts and riding my bike. That's the most shallow version of it, but it's indicative of our personalities." Low self esteem and high maintenance is not a good combination.
By jaye, on March 12, 2009 07:44:30
I just took a wicked shit.
By Masterhatur, on March 12, 2009 07:55:44
Maybe Brad is available, so she's freeing herself up?
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 08:00:46
21...I brought them up because they are an un-holy trinity of gossip bullshit. When the rags come out this week it will be all about Jen & her heart break...blah...blah...blah, which will then make it also about B&A...AM I WRONG ABOUT THIS?
I am seriously convinced that the 3 of them hold weekly meetings w/ publicists to make sure they are all still be talked about and use each other to feed the mill.
By PK, on March 12, 2009 08:06:14
Probably two things:
1. raging cunt
2. lousy lay
By BarbadoSlim, on March 12, 2009 08:08:39
She looks like the big horn guy from Legend with that jaw.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 08:23:00
miss the old times posting here without anistonfanclub...what happened,did the minivan taken over?...fcuk!
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 09:02:09
I was glancing through an old In Touch in a waiting room yesterday, and it was glorifying Jennifer Aniston for "still being sexy" (read: LOOKING EXACTLY THE SAME) after 10 years. What they overlooked was the fact that Aniston has always looked old.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 09:14:06
I call this BS...3 days ago she was pregnant, just today hes buying her a 2 million dollar engagement ring..and now this...the tabloids need to get thier stories straight...
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 09:47:13
I don't think there is anything wrong with her, except the men she chooses and how many of us can say the same? John Mayer? Everyone knows he's a jerk. She should go for Chris Martin as soon as he and GOOP split.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 10:46:09
Is there a pesticide strong enough for this huge whore????
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 10:53:01
I'd hit it, and keep it too. Good looking, can make a decent dollar from time to time. Whats not to like?
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 10:54:59
I find that "large" chin an excellent place to rest my ball-sack.
By Dr. Rauch, on March 12, 2009 10:56:51
she looks way better with a extra few pounds. then theres also some fat in her face..
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 10:59:16
#11 "...the ladder must not be true..."
Hee hee hee.
By Babs, on March 12, 2009 12:40:55
Even John Mayer is too good for her. And his music sucks. Why on earth would he date this old lady. He dumped her because he doesn't want to change her diapers, in 20 years. He's 30 she's 40, right? He's a loser, but her dated Heidi Klum and Minka something. Sorry Jen nobody wants your ugly, bitchy, desperate ass. And I was shocked when Brad Pitt MARRIED her. It wasn't right. Notice BP was never home with JA, they were never together. I wonder why. Do you really think Jolie was the first woman he cheated with? His penis was everywhere. He's BP.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 14:28:41
i laugh whenever people openly criticize a celebrity's appearance. stop acting as if her face is a disservice to society. the truth of the matter is if JA was working in your office, she would be one of the hottest females there and most guys would be trying to get in her pants.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 14:30:36
@31: CHRIS MARTIN? Hell no! Keep that bitch away from him, or her needy ass is going to destroy my favorite band.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 14:45:44
WENCH...To be wrong is human. I stand corrected, and I am sorry for thinking she was a Jew. Sorry Jen!
So they let one non Jew into the club....My Fault. If you don't know Hollywood is controlled by the Jews, than you don't know shit.
I don't hate Jews, love a few....but Hollywood is a Coke snorting, protecting(Ledger)drug users little club. Every major studio and talent agency, not to mention prop houses and extra networks, like 20th century props, Central Casting, etc is owned and controlled by Jews. It is what is , So FORGIVE me for making a mistake. Not like I tossed her in an oven. NOT like I excluded 98% of non Jews in LA from trying to make a living in the entertainment business. Hey where do U live Wench? Hollywood? Are you a Jew or a coke whore? I guess they didn’t tell you in Tennessee, you have no chance.
By Hung Wang, on March 12, 2009 14:50:53
I knew he would dump her.
He just wanted to go to the OScars...
The chin is unlucky in love cause men don't like needy insecure grown women.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 15:29:25
Only the media thinks she is sexy and beautiful and blah blah blad...
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 15:34:52
She looks cute, she's got a great body (I'd hammer her 24/7) & has millions in the bank from her Friends series, but can't seem to keep a dude interested. With all she has to offer, I'm thinking it's because she's either grasping & clingy (there's no faster way to drive away any dude) or a full blown defcon 1 nuclear raging bitch...
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 15:34:53
Expect to see Jen's profile on E-Harmony shortly.
I mean shit, the only thing left is internet dating for this girl.
By Morgan, on March 12, 2009 16:05:34
This was a PR relationship to be sure, but what guy wants to be with a woman who can't stop talking about how much she loves her EX husband (I keep his voicemails, there like love letters to me). She's played the victim for over 4 years, have some pride woman, you're making us all look pathetic.
By anoni, on March 13, 2009 01:59:18
You're sexist. U don't say the same thing about guys who are single. Maybe Aniston & the others like being single also.
By scar2, on March 13, 2009 04:29:28
I am happy John is single again - I love him and his music. Maybe he can see through her love that she is fake - he is a smart guy and I am glad he can focus on his God given talent and produce more genius music. Great!
By anonymous, on March 13, 2009 04:46:56
does anyone know what trousers owen is wearing in the photos?
By sworm, on March 13, 2009 06:46:37
I agree with you about her Chin, it is so long and ugly. I think Jen is very boring thats why the men dont stay.
By Sammylou, on March 13, 2009 08:10:18
Wang non Hung, lamb, everyone knows Jewish girls give great head, except you, of course, because obviously you've never had any. In trying to be a racist pig, you have in fact revealed your Achilles heel. Tsk tsk.
Of course Maniston gives poor head. Her chin is in the way. Goy!
By Barbara Wah Wah, on March 13, 2009 09:57:31
It always cracks me up that the Chin thinks she is a) funny and b) sexy Bond material LOL.
By anonymous, on March 13, 2009 14:31:40
the woman is old, fugly, boring, can't act, the chin has a life of it's own, she is just stupid, she's paying her way to the top, the media will say what she's paying them to say, magazine covers etc.
By anonymous, on March 13, 2009 15:42:51
#47 your a fag. John is a pig. Hes ugly. His music sux cock. However, Jennifer must take note from his music and learn how to suck cock...then she would be able to get and keep a man. Oh, and shes not a Jew. Jew girls suck great cock and swallow because they dont like cleaning up the mess. Therefore, not a Jew.
By nikkibeach, on March 13, 2009 18:01:32
Is her face tight as a drum, or is she just really unlucky in the lower face?
scar2, if I read an interview with a man about how he keeps his ex-wife's voice mails, I'd think the same thing about him: LOOOOOOSEEERRRRRR.
By anonymous, on March 16, 2009 17:15:36
Can someone please tell me what trousers Owen is wearing in the photos? I waaaaant them ; )
By sworm, on March 17, 2009 11:49:51
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