Was Jessica Biel born yet the last time SNL was funny? She seems too smart for that show, which is saying alot because I have a feeling Jessica just learned how to tie her shoes last weekend.
Three things Jessica Biel's good at? Looking hot... saying her ABC's... and pretending Justin isn't grabbing the back of her head while calling her Lance.
"so if you can suffer through to the 3:13 mark" -- You know, you can just move the little pointer to the 3:13 mark in a YouTube and don't have to suffer through anything?
#6 Amazing. He is on every week. Andy Samberg and him definitely have something going on in their dressing room that Jessica doesn't know about. She just made me want to put on my old Who Framed Roger Rabbit DVD and touch myself. Weird?
I'd like to apologize for my owner's behavior. The presence of this new blog writer has her blowing smoke. She has been crapping on him relentlessly. I really just think she needed to let out some steam, release some hot air. I'd like to wipe myself of this whole situation. It stinks. I hate to be the turd in the punchbowl, but I really do give a shit about the quality of this site. It's been a gas over the years, and I refuse to poo-poo the importance of the site.
That was funny. You dweebs that say otherwise bitch about everything and need to get a life. Or an appointment with a shrink. And yes the ass was fake. Idiots.
JB, if you want it to look like you have a big fake ass, use a big fake ass instead of stuffing a bed sheet in the ass of your pantyhose. You look like a 12-year-old playing dress-up.
#9, don't be a prick. Jessica Biel has a huge ass in reality, Jessica Biel has a huge ass in SNL skit. Even if it is fake in the skit, can't you see where people might not think so? Are YOU seriously that dumb?
They have him on all the time because Justin Timberlake is the best thing that's happened to SNL in a long, long time. It's funny how before Tina Fey became head writer, SNL used to be funnier than MadTV, and now it's the opposite way around.
In a slight shift of topic (not that I don't love debating the extent of JB's ass), while searching for the video, I found this link on youtube of a studio making Jessica Rabbit look lifelike, using an Angelina pic. Pretty interesting.
What is this thing with Timberlake and his sweaters? And his dopey hats? I mean the guy has no style but he has a fashion line. Scary. He does look like his Mom dresses him for retarded southern prep school.
#22-No, I'm not dumb because I point out (once) that people are so obsessed with her ass and so out of touch with how asses look that they don't even notice how fake it is. Look at it. It doesn't look remotely real.
Thanks for calling me a prick, though. That's a first time for this chick.
Er, am I the only one that liked the two of them on there? Listening to Sandberg as Cathy (an irrelevant comic strip that I haven't seen since I was a kid) was akin to listening to nails being dragged across a chalkboard. They were a breath of fresh air.
jessica d list biel looks like a friggin ape, and is so manly which leads me to believe justin timberdouche is gay.. otherwise he would be with the gorgeous britney spears who has the face of an angel, no but she is very beautiful britney that is, justin should dump jess z lisster
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Leave Your CommentLooks like she got yet another nose job.
By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 17:53:21
Well, I'm convinced there needs to be a live action Jessica Rabbit movie now.
By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 18:00:47
wet dreams tonight! thanks
...not digging the gigantic, malformed, play dough ass though
By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 18:14:13
please give me those 3 or so minutes back.
i will pay you.
and i will also pay for Timberlake to get acting lessons and for SNL to get new writers.
By JR, on March 8, 2009 18:21:24
If Justin didn't IMMEDIATELY take Jessica back to his dressing room and bang the living shit out of her in that dress, he is gay, Gay, GAY!
By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 18:33:39
Seriously, is Justin Timberlake on the snl's speed-dial or what? I could have sworn he had a day job...
By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 19:06:53
That's not her ass is a prosthetic so don't get to exited she still ugly even with all that makeup
By JB is not hot she is just pissed off, on March 8, 2009 21:56:10
Was Jessica Biel born yet the last time SNL was funny? She seems too smart for that show, which is saying alot because I have a feeling Jessica just learned how to tie her shoes last weekend.
Three things Jessica Biel's good at? Looking hot... saying her ABC's... and pretending Justin isn't grabbing the back of her head while calling her Lance.
By Dingo, on March 8, 2009 22:24:15
Definitely a fake ass, are you guys seriously that dumb?
By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 01:20:30
"so if you can suffer through to the 3:13 mark" --
You know, you can just move the little pointer to the 3:13 mark in a YouTube and don't have to suffer through anything?
By cs, on March 9, 2009 01:49:08
#6 Amazing. He is on every week. Andy Samberg and him definitely have something going on in their dressing room that Jessica doesn't know about. She just made me want to put on my old Who Framed Roger Rabbit DVD and touch myself. Weird?
By MCM, on March 9, 2009 03:09:14
When did her ass get so big? Is that still baby weight?
By Roland Garros, on March 9, 2009 03:38:32
Fake ass. Nose job. Average face. Just your typical Hollywood skank.
By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 03:50:26
I get it - I understand why you self-proclaimed "ass men" like her. But she is not pretty - by any stretch of the imagination.
By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 04:42:30
Fake ass that was a pillow back there so she can look like a cartoon so stop rubbing your little dicks horny guys
By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 06:04:53
I'd hit it!
By Chris Brown, on March 9, 2009 06:40:29
leave it to snl to mess up biel's ass.
timberlake is on there because snl still considers him some kind of star.
i think the only thing funny about him is the way his mom dresses him.
By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 06:52:08
I'd like to apologize for my owner's behavior. The presence of this new blog writer has her blowing smoke. She has been crapping on him relentlessly. I really just think she needed to let out some steam, release some hot air. I'd like to wipe myself of this whole situation. It stinks. I hate to be the turd in the punchbowl, but I really do give a shit about the quality of this site. It's been a gas over the years, and I refuse to poo-poo the importance of the site.
By Vigilante's Anus, on March 9, 2009 08:03:41
That was funny. You dweebs that say otherwise bitch about everything and need to get a life. Or an appointment with a shrink. And yes the ass was fake. Idiots.
By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 08:05:28
Truck parking. $20.00 a a day.
By Vigilante's vagina., on March 9, 2009 08:20:38
JB, if you want it to look like you have a big fake ass, use a big fake ass instead of stuffing a bed sheet in the ass of your pantyhose.
You look like a 12-year-old playing dress-up.
By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 08:26:24
#9, don't be a prick. Jessica Biel has a huge ass in reality, Jessica Biel has a huge ass in SNL skit. Even if it is fake in the skit, can't you see where people might not think so? Are YOU seriously that dumb?
By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 08:30:17
Amazing how it sucks, as usual.
Amazing how JB is fantastic -- as usual.
Amazing how Tintim is useless. As usual.
By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 08:48:08
They have him on all the time because Justin Timberlake is the best thing that's happened to SNL in a long, long time. It's funny how before Tina Fey became head writer, SNL used to be funnier than MadTV, and now it's the opposite way around.
By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 09:20:33
In a slight shift of topic (not that I don't love debating the extent of JB's ass), while searching for the video, I found this link on youtube of a studio making Jessica Rabbit look lifelike, using an Angelina pic. Pretty interesting.
By if JR was real, on March 9, 2009 09:35:58
"They have him on all the time because Justin Timberlake is the best thing that's happened to SNL in a long, long time."
Wow...SNL must be pretty terrible, then. The last organization improved so heavily by an AIDS patient was the 1987 Lakers.
By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 09:40:39
What is this thing with Timberlake and his sweaters? And his dopey hats?
I mean the guy has no style but he has a fashion line. Scary. He does look like his Mom dresses him for retarded southern prep school.
By Halston, on March 9, 2009 11:02:55
Andy Samberg looks and acts like a chipmunk on crack. Jessica should have been the whole skit.
By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 12:30:04
snl is not lame. you are for dissing on the greatest show ever!
By kimbo, on March 9, 2009 13:45:32
#22-No, I'm not dumb because I point out (once) that people are so obsessed with her ass and so out of touch with how asses look that they don't even notice how fake it is. Look at it. It doesn't look remotely real.
Thanks for calling me a prick, though. That's a first time for this chick.
By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 15:37:31
FAT!
By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 16:01:13
She's hot when she's not looking like a dyke.
By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 19:44:02
Jessica is absolutely the man in THAT relationship.
Tuck it up Jess. Tuck it up.
By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 21:47:29
She sounds like a dude trying to sound like a hot chick. I just do not like her. Not funny. Not hot. PASS.
By Kimmie S, on March 10, 2009 02:28:44
Er, am I the only one that liked the two of them on there? Listening to Sandberg as Cathy (an irrelevant comic strip that I haven't seen since I was a kid) was akin to listening to nails being dragged across a chalkboard. They were a breath of fresh air.
By Green Bird, on March 10, 2009 08:27:41
She really doesn't fill out the top of that dress well enough.
I assumed SNL had wardrobe people for that shit.
By Wombat, on March 10, 2009 14:13:06
Awww... poor Kathy! :(
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 18:42:37
please dont take this the wrong way, but , there are alot white people on T.V.
By Malcom Ex, on March 12, 2009 19:46:29
jessica d list biel looks like a friggin ape, and is so manly which leads me to believe justin timberdouche is gay.. otherwise he would be with the gorgeous britney spears who has the face of an angel, no but she is very beautiful britney that is, justin should dump jess z lisster
By anonymous, on March 23, 2009 16:20:48
kinda weird she sounds like a guy trying to sound like a hot chick
By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 19:52:03
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