27 Comments:

1. FAT

   By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 05:18:31

2. Newsflash Jessica! In October of 2007 Tony signed a $67.4 million contract. Why the fuck would he marry anyone?

   By Andrew D. Lacelle, on March 11, 2009 05:21:09

3. Remind me why we should care?

   By Recession Sex Goddess, on March 11, 2009 05:22:02

4. Does jessica swallows ? jizz not food

   By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 05:24:09

5. Who would have thought she would end up the Wynonna of the two sisters?

   By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 05:50:09

6. Jessica, sweetie, I know you're a little slow, but try to follow this: if Tony ever gets married, it will be in Massachusetts.

   By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 05:52:27

7. I KNOW TONY ROMO LIKES THOSE DAISY DUKES. THE REASON I KNOW IS BECAUSE JASON WHITTEN WEARS THEM WHENEVER HE GOES TO TONY'S MOTEL ROOM TO WORK ON THEIR PLAYS TOGETHER.

   By TERELL OWENS., on March 11, 2009 06:11:12

8. The best thing that could happen to her would be for this guy to leave her and for her to lose her fame. Her extended 5 min. is almost up, and she'd probably be fine living a more normal life away from celebrity nonsense.

   By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 06:13:22

9. I agree, Jessica Simpson has no brain. I just don't understand why people buy her shoes. They are pretty but so uncomfortable that I had to return the pair I bought. My hope for her is that she falls on her back on everything she does so old daddy Joe will have to get a job and support her. She's always got blind, feminine Tony Romo if she falls. That's what she wants, a sugar daddy because her career is on the skids.

   By AJ, on March 11, 2009 06:25:30

10. She's wearing that hideous shirt to cover her fat. If she thinks she can fool us and make everyone think she's skinny, she not. Jess we know your chubby. Your outfit is awful. You’re to fat for a corset. If you weren’t you wouldn’t be covering up with that ugly shirt.
    
    Jess – You’re barrel round.
    

    By Love TO, on March 11, 2009 06:29:02

11. I don't know, I think she still looks just as fat as she did last month when she was in her mom jeans.
    
    Also, I don't know what deep dark terrible secret that Jessica has over Tony to keep him from leaving her, but it must a big one.

    By Trax, on March 11, 2009 07:17:03

12. He's probably waiting for Sept 11th

    By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 07:32:23

13. She's shit.
    She's a bit ugly.
    Her dad is weird.
    Her music is awful.
    Her sister is married to an idiot.
    She has generally failed at life.
    
    But I'm liking her figure. I'm a waif fan, myself, but those are some thighs I could happily get tucked into.

    By Ally., on March 11, 2009 07:32:23

14. Didn't she cheat on the last guy she was married to? I can't imagine why no one else would want her...

    By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 08:12:27

15. I think she looks pretty hot here. Meaty, but still hot! I dig the corset type thing she's wearing to show off those fun bags. She has nice skin too... must be the proactive!

    By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 08:20:22

16. I'm LMAO at post #6.
    
    Post #12 - That is so wrong, but pretty funny!

    By Albatross, on March 11, 2009 09:54:49

17. It's true, I'd plug her puss, but that's about all. Marriage? No way. I want my kids to have triple digit IQs at least.

    By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 11:04:33

18. Chris Brown!! We need you.Targets name is Jessica......

    By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 13:18:35

19. Why are these women so desperate? Her and Anniston, holding on to guys who would run away as quickly as possible if they weren't celebrities or rich. Too damn NEEDY! That's it.
    Take some damn valium girls!
    Session over, Jen and Jessica owe me $50.
    
    

    By S. Freud, Inkblot, Austria, on March 11, 2009 13:25:11

20. Halo Mees Jessica it me Jesus! Oh you so beautiful and t-h-i-n! You get Jesus very excited in pants, but you-know-who she make me dress up like clown for Jewish holiday and keep me in basement. The nipple clamps hurt! If I free I come to you and fill all your big girl needs. I bring you 3-4 pies whatever you want. We marry and then your daddy get us sitcom and me a singing career with boy band. I hit high notes now, after the strap-on. Aye, aye! Forget this ball handler and marry Jesus! I beg you, my big vision of loveliness!

    By Jesus , on March 11, 2009 13:35:50

21. Is she pregnant? That belly just looks a little weird, a little thick for the rest of her, and it's been a few pics from a few different shows now. Not just a "bad angle" or a "bad outfit."

    By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 14:18:14

22. She actually looks good here .
    Maybe Daddy is hiring Engineering consultants to design Fat reducing corsets ?

    By BukkNekkid , on March 11, 2009 19:35:36

23. Hahaha, #7... I'm a Cowboys fan, and I'll admit that Tony seems a little gayish. I mean, not Jeff-Garcia-gay, but still gayish. After Jessica got done being a sexless beard for Nick Lachey, why not be a sexless beard for Tony?
    
    Besides, it must be hard for Tony to get his dick in her what with her dad and uncles incessantly airtighting her.

    By Dingo, on March 11, 2009 23:46:42

24. Ah another hollywood classy woman! Gee let's see Ash is the smart practical one. Ole Ash get's knocked up to rangle her way ward man. While Jessica is gonna stick to what she does best wear him down and drug him. That is the only way anyone could spend any amount of time around her - shallow, vapid, dumb and talentless. Let's get real women on talent in hollywod!

    By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 08:28:42

25. She is young, pretty,healthy, famous, rich worth easy around $50, 000 million from her clothing line. What she does not have is Tony marrying her. I doubt he will? Why should he. He is young and rich. Jessica goofed and her dad too, in tha tshe had a man who loved,loved her and could put up with her high maintenance and was done sniffing other women.... Nick Lachey.

    By Team Frieda, on March 13, 2009 17:42:15

26. i'd marry her......nail that ass.....make sure it was recorded and sell the hell out of it!!! You KNOW you watch it!!!

    By anonymous, on March 14, 2009 12:31:03

27. Number 11, that's exactly what I've been thinking the whole time. Either she or her daddy must have some crazy career-ruining secret she's been holding over his head because despite her being a fat retard, Tony and his $67 million still remain taking her crap.

    By Abby, on March 23, 2009 11:22:57