i'll jewish her. you'll never leave your mommy but if you do it's for her. chinease take-away on speed dial. diamonds rubys any colour. chicken & fish vegetables & fruit. & finally to the big one, the kabbalh guards yet you don't need a red ribbon to do it. SALE.
She only doing the Jewish conversion thing because she knows that Jews run Hollywood and if they think she's part of the tribe they'll put her in movies to try and reignite her career.
I doubt it. It would limit her penis selection to just the circumsized ones. On the other hand if she became muslim they would probably stone her. Bad choice. Best to become a Scientologist. She can wear a pot on her head and yell "clear". Sorry Scientologists! It was a mistake, please don't hurt me!
oh crap the bitch is fucking crazy to much drugs ,but that won't help she will not get any movies or tv shows maybe a gig at some strip joint or at the bunny ranch
Is she ever planning to work again? Or get her hair touched up? That is like 6 months of outgrowth. She is obviously too busy getting high to take care of her hair or her career.
Sounds like an effort to insinuate herself into the Ronson clan. Not to worry - she'll find another distraction soon enough. She can't even stay focused long enough to get her hair done.
It's cool to be Jewish in L.A. I know people claiming that their Indonesian great-great-great grandfather was Jewish, and so they are as well...of course, their Catholic mothers don't quite see it that way....
wow, the combo of intense homophobia, mild anti-semitism, and general mean-spirited venom in this "article" and the comments is seriously depressing. Just to single one of you tossers out; RaraAvis, if LL's relationship with Sam is just a "distraction" (from heterosexuality, presumably), and she's so incapable of focus, how on earth has she managed to be by sam's side so faithfully for over a year-despite the constant bitchy public commentary from the likes of you, no less.
#24 she has been "by Sam's side so faithfully" for the past year because no one will hire her except magazines for tit pictures and Sam is the only one stupid enough to let her mooch money and dope from her and pay her bills.
38 Comments:
Leave Your CommentWhat a complete tool.
By Mel Gibson, on March 1, 2009 04:02:47
Oy vey! She's gonna need a schtickel of penicillin to put out that rash. Her bristen are about to blotz, am I right bubbey?
By Hymen Frugalberg, on March 1, 2009 04:05:32
I don't think the god of Moses and Abraham will stand for the whore of Babylon joining the faith.
By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 04:36:07
She's doing tons of drugs, tons! She looks like a suspect on Cops. She probably has a crack pipe hidden in her vagina, and a dirty needle in her sock.
By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 04:51:55
i'll jewish her.
you'll never leave your mommy but if you do it's for her.
chinease take-away on speed dial.
diamonds rubys any colour.
chicken & fish vegetables & fruit.
& finally to the big one, the kabbalh guards yet you don't need a red ribbon to do it.
SALE.
By shlom blom, on March 1, 2009 05:11:40
Wouldn't it be awesome if the Jews rejected her?
By Joe Mahma, on March 1, 2009 05:39:48
She only doing the Jewish conversion thing because she knows that Jews run Hollywood and if they think she's part of the tribe they'll put her in movies to try and reignite her career.
By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 05:43:22
is there kohser crystal meth?
By sean, on March 1, 2009 06:10:51
She looks old.And gross.And she smells like and ashtry.
By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 06:19:07
Sean,that was a good one.LOL
By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 07:09:21
I doubt it. It would limit her penis selection to just the circumsized ones.
On the other hand if she became muslim they would probably stone her. Bad choice.
Best to become a Scientologist. She can wear a pot on her head and yell "clear".
Sorry Scientologists! It was a mistake, please don't hurt me!
By Mel Gibsonberg, on March 1, 2009 07:22:47
Wow. Two conversions in one year.
By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 07:56:36
Holy shit #8, you just made my day! LMFAO!!
By FemBot, on March 1, 2009 07:57:46
I'm confused. Does the conversion ceremony involve massive inhalation of cocaine? I don't see this skank doing anything that doesn't involve that.
By BarbadoSlim, on March 1, 2009 08:07:50
oh crap the bitch is fucking crazy to much drugs ,but that won't help she will not get any movies or tv shows maybe a gig at some strip joint or at the bunny ranch
By lilo you drug adict you, on March 1, 2009 08:38:34
Sam sure is a handsome boy.
By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 10:07:54
Gotta get that jewish money by any means.
By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 10:46:41
She's only converting because she's desperate for a job. Everyone knows Jews run Hollywood.
By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 12:38:45
Is she ever planning to work again? Or get her hair touched up? That is like 6 months of outgrowth. She is obviously too busy getting high to take care of her hair or her career.
By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 13:42:39
Whore, we don't want you. Jewish conversion takes a year. I doubt she'll live long enough to make it.
By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 15:57:19
she looks terribly thin again
By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 16:25:05
Sounds like an effort to insinuate herself into the Ronson clan. Not to worry - she'll find another distraction soon enough. She can't even stay focused long enough to get her hair done.
By RaraAvis, on March 1, 2009 16:40:51
It's cool to be Jewish in L.A. I know people claiming that their Indonesian great-great-great grandfather was Jewish, and so they are as well...of course, their Catholic mothers don't quite see it that way....
By anonymous, on March 2, 2009 06:53:59
wow, the combo of intense homophobia, mild anti-semitism, and general mean-spirited venom in this "article" and the comments is seriously depressing. Just to single one of you tossers out; RaraAvis, if LL's relationship with Sam is just a "distraction" (from heterosexuality, presumably), and she's so incapable of focus, how on earth has she managed to be by sam's side so faithfully for over a year-despite the constant bitchy public commentary from the likes of you, no less.
By anonymous, on March 2, 2009 08:30:47
how on earth has she managed to be by sam's side so faithfully for over a year
Where the fuck else is she gonna go? She's broke.
Nice try, rugmuncher.
By rationalize that mofo!, on March 2, 2009 09:04:47
Stupid Jews taking all our Catholic whores!
By Troy, on March 2, 2009 09:06:57
A Jew carpetmuncher? So, she can do my taxes AND work at Starbucks? Sweet.
By anonymous, on March 2, 2009 09:17:36
#24 she has been "by Sam's side so faithfully" for the past year because no one will hire her except magazines for tit pictures and Sam is the only one stupid enough to let her mooch money and dope from her and pay her bills.
By anonymous, on March 2, 2009 09:18:35
@#26- Most of the women in porno are Catholics. What are you guys doing right?
By My Tupac Smalls, on March 2, 2009 09:38:30
lol at 24?
Are you for real?
"Tossers". You must be a Brit. The same idiots that still think Kate Moss is "beautiful" and Madonna an "icon".
Pffff
By dentistry is your friend, on March 2, 2009 11:04:31
@#30- Actually anti-semites are "poofters" on the dear old island, bloke.
By The Damn Pommies Stole My Drink, on March 2, 2009 12:01:21
Hard to believe that lohan couldn't butch out with a better looking tranny.That Samantha bitch looks like a shaved Yorkie in drag.
Fucking repulsive.
By anonymous, on March 2, 2009 15:35:21
Lins is this close to doing a Tijuana donkey show.
By anonymous, on March 2, 2009 16:20:50
let the jews have this slag...no one else wants her sorry diseased ass
By yuck , on March 2, 2009 19:19:56
The Jews can have her. We gentiles don't want her.
By anonymous, on March 2, 2009 20:44:04
Converting to a Jew is the only way she'll ever get work again. Jews hire other Jews before anyone else regardless of talent.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2009 09:01:38
Is she going to be getting circumcised?
By anonymous, on March 3, 2009 10:50:34
#36 -- so that explains Shia LaBeouf. I always wondered how that pencil-dick landed all those sweet movie deals.
By oye!, on March 5, 2009 09:05:23
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