37 Comments:

1. Why does someone who is doing drugs and not much else need an asistant.I work my ass off saving lives and I don't have an asistant.Something is wrong here.Does this bitch need help wiping her butt or something.

   By Capt. Freedom, on March 24, 2009 06:25:04

2. She paid $115,000 for a car?! No wonder she's broke. She has no work either, unless you count that hokey Faronrina commercial. And her mother mooched a lot a cash out of her. She's going to be waiting tables at Hooters before long. The one with the blowjob room in the back.

   By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 06:27:58

3. Looks like she stole those hideous looking hair extensions from some poor sloth.
   
   http://www.maniacworld.com/Alfa-Romeo-Sloth.html
   

   By Sami, on March 24, 2009 06:28:04

4. I have serious doubts that this car was "purchased" by Alkie McCrackwhore here. It's probably a lease or some shit.

   By BarbadoSlim, on March 24, 2009 06:48:23

5. Where do I go to apply for the job of wiping Lindsay's ass?

   By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 06:52:37

6. Was the bitch able to pronounce the name and model of the car when she purchase it?!
   
   I'll give 5 bux to hear that! :)))

   By italian, on March 24, 2009 06:52:55

7. A new $115,000 car? She's spending money like a brotha.

   By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 06:53:42

8. The car is leased the bitch does not own that car is all for show ,the fucking car dealers should not sell or lease a car to her you see the bitch coming shut the doors and release the hounds ,dumb ass

   By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 06:57:26

9. My Maserati Does 185
   I Lost My License Now I Don't Drive
   I Have A Limo I Ride In The Trunk
   I Lock The Doors In Case I Get Drunk
   

   By Linds, on March 24, 2009 07:03:08

10. it might sounded something like that: I wa tha white one with the fork!

    By sad italian, on March 24, 2009 07:22:45

11. Putting a front license plate on that car should be a crime.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 07:24:14

12. 2009 -- Lindsay leases Maserati
    2010 -- Broke, blowing guys for sandwiches
    2011 -- Dead

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 07:32:07

13. She's still alive? Didn't she jump out a window last week?

    By cinco, on March 24, 2009 07:45:22

14. Who has the audacity to wreck a Maserati? Seriously, you're behind the wheel of a $150,000 car and you're not paying attention? I'd fucking choke my assistant out and throw her out the window.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 08:24:20

15. man i dont let no one else drive my car. EVER.
    unless its to take me to the hospital or something like that.
    

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 08:35:03

16. Wow, she gets more and more disgusting by the day. Being a dyke always turns chicks ugly.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 08:41:29

17. I thought this broard was near destitude.How does one afford a Maserati,with No income.Not bad for selling leggings and spinning discs.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 09:05:39

18. #9, HILARIOUS!

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 09:16:59

19. #16 Truer words were never spoken LOL!

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 10:54:45

20. Nothing more unclassy thatna woman smoing cigarettes.Yuck.We need her to retire.SOON!!!

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 11:18:58

21. #11 -- I couldn't agree more. I drive a Scion and even that low-budget car is sleeker looking without a front plate.
    
    #13 - ROTFLMAO!!!

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 11:44:35

22. #11 -- I couldn't agree more. I drive a Scion and even that low-budget car is sleeker looking without a front plate.
    
    #13 - ROTFLMAO!!!

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 11:44:36

23. Anyone who describes their Scion as "sleek" has to be gay.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 11:49:04

24. C'mon guts,it's hard to finger fuck your client and do coke of the dashboard at the same time.I crashed the shit out my Pinto trying.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 11:55:44

25. Anyone who casts judgments about people because of what car they own probably takes it in the ass.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 12:19:00

26. #23 lol.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 12:43:59

27. #25 drives a '95 geo and gets laughed at by the bagboys at the local supermarket parking lot.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 12:44:57

28. #26 Actually, my car is older. And yes I get funny looks from many people. It's not often they see a finely tuned 1967 AC Shelby Cobra. I feel so left out of your rice-burner crowd that I sometimes leave you in the smoke just to cheer myself up.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 12:52:59

29. I so badly want to cut her hair and deep condition it. Or at least tell her to do it, I don't think I would touch that skank with a ten foot pole. Can you believe I was adamently defending this bitch up until about a year ago. My how times have changed!

    By Willa Dodge, on March 24, 2009 13:38:23

30. LOL #28 has a die-cast model of a '67 cobra on his bookshelf and has delusions about it being real.
    
    (just remember, shithead, only 10% of what anyone says on the net is true)

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 13:40:07

31. I'm just happy that she's not the one driving around anymore and almost killing people and I'm always ECSTATIC that I live on the east coast far, far away.

    By KiKi, on March 24, 2009 13:52:31

32. Listen, all the girls I know that got the fake orange tans,dose hooker hair extensions, and the big ta-tas drive Camaros. You know what I'm sayin'?
    She ain't being authentic and all that shit being from Strong Island. Lindsey babe, send me that Maserati emblem from the hood so I can put it on a chain and wear it to the club on Friday night when me and my boys go out.

    By V. Barbarino, Around the Neighborhood, Queens, on March 24, 2009 14:09:13

33. #30 is an internet stalker (leave me alone, ass pirate!)... and can't stand the thought of someone having more money than is contained in his pizza delivery tips jar.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 14:14:13

34. "I so badly want to cut her hair and deep condition it."
    
    By Willa Dodge, on March 24, 2009 13:38:23
    
    That has got to be the gayest sentence ever typed in the whole universe.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 18:11:42

35. If he really had a 67 shelby (which I doubt) only a moron would be driving it on the street..And actually scion has afew sleek looking models,kind of a cheap car but not bad for the money actually..Lindsey has some nice boobs but seems lost..Total shame

    By phil goode, on March 25, 2009 01:21:07

36. Those boots are truly hideous! Flat boots are unflattering in every single way, especially the square-toe ones.

    By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 02:08:13

37. "I so badly want to cut her hair and deep condition it."
    
    By Willa Dodge, on March 24, 2009 13:38:23
    
    That has got to be the gayest sentence ever typed in the whole universe.
    By anonymous, on March 24, 2009 18:11:42
    
    I am a girl. We notice things like shitty hair and wardrobe.
    

    By WillA Dodge, on March 28, 2009 02:27:59