Lindsay Lohan is On Top of the World!

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  1. The biggest problem is that these days she shakes movie producers' hands after giving Ronson the shocker. Would you be in forgiving mood after that?

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 07:06:55

  2. she looks fine too me

    By steve wonder, on March 26, 2009 07:16:02

  3. to be fair, the abc family channel is a pretty big step up from the disney channel.

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 07:19:13

  4. Serves the bitch right. She had interventions, warnings, advice, etc., and she chose the hard party life instead. Plus, she was a royal cunt to everyone who worked with her. She deserves everything she gets.

    By Megan Fox, on March 26, 2009 07:38:48

  5. let's just get this over with and sign her to Vivid Video or Wicked Pictures

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 07:39:26

  6. @3....eh, no, no it isn't.

    By BarbadoSlim, on March 26, 2009 07:43:25

  7. I cant wait to see her new movie,where can I buy tickets.

    By helen keller, on March 26, 2009 07:44:00

  8. there she goes again with the t-shirts, lol..wherever she was shopping was out of the Agents of Fortune and Secret Treaties t-shirts so she got the freaking Fire of Unknown Origin shirt

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 07:57:18

  9. I hope she reads this one too. BITCH IT'S SO OVER FOR YOU!!! APPLY FOR A JOB AT BLOOMINGDALE'S OR SOMETHING!!! Hell, the only time she's displayed a modicum of actual talent was Mean Girls, and that was just barely.

    By Duder, on March 26, 2009 08:19:32

  10. Is her hair real or is it extensions? Long hair is pretty but there is just something about hers that looks like crap. . .

    anyways, is she leaving a hookah bar? What exactly do they smoke there?

    By missh, on March 26, 2009 08:21:49

  11. @5...honestly, I don't think she's up to Wicked standards. They've got some beautiful contract girls. jessica drake, who is older (although she may not have screwed as many people) looks far better than LiHo.
    Maybe a Vivid alt novelty production.

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 08:22:28

  12. @ #6.
    google + sarcasm = thanks for your expertise, though.

    By 3., on March 26, 2009 08:27:30

  13. She made a brief appearance on Ugly Betty BEFORE SHE WAS FIRED!

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 08:44:59

  14. Can you name even a single song from Blue Oyster Cult, Lindsey? Pfff...

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 09:21:06

  15. I think she looks really good skinny. Better than before, actually. I also think she looks either more mature or just older from all the partying she's done, but I think it's also for the better.

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 09:34:53

  16. poor lindsay, you really think your "sicko fans" are the ones who ruined you career? have you tried looking in the mirror? you and only you are the culprit. we are not the ones who put drugs and alcohol in your hands and made you take them, you did that. get a clue, maybe theres some way to salvage your career, make better choices, stay out of bars and away from drugs for 1.

    By reg, on March 26, 2009 10:05:19

  17. Her Neil Young "Trans" and Bob Dylan "Self Portrait" t-shirts were dirty, so she had to wear this one

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 10:11:59

  18. lindsey/cokehead and ronson/man-woman make a nice couple.For some reason I want to have sex with both at the same time

    By fonzerelli fonzforshort, on March 26, 2009 10:15:50

  19. Not alh hair has to be THAT long. Jesus. Long hair suits more people it seems than short but this looks scraggly and junkie style.

    Jesus it takes effort to look terrible despite good features and bone structure. And I'm pretty sure her voice is ruined too- she sounds like a truck stop diner waitress twice her age.

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 10:24:25

  20. I can has Hohan pron now?

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 10:47:08

  21. "to be fair, the abc family channel is a pretty big step up from the disney channel."

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 07:19:13

    Lol. Yeah right.

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 11:00:53

  22. If she wants people to respect her and take her seriously maybe she should stop dressing like a two dollar whore every time she goes out.

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 11:04:12

  23. She needs to die. Just like that other pinheads who the rest of these "entertainers" covered up...like Ledger. THAT is the good they could do. Maybe if the DA investigated and told the truth you would see this industry change.

    Hey #14..."Dont Fear the" Guy that knows more about Rock & Roll than anyone on these pages.... What was the name of Blue Oyster Cult when they did small shows in bowling Alleys so they could get practice without using BOC, so the place would not be a madhouse in the early 80's, late 70's?

    By LA Justice, on March 26, 2009 12:31:13

  24. #11....Wicked, I’m serious....is it lip synced? I have no idea, it just really seemed that way. Anyone?

    By LA Justice, on March 26, 2009 12:33:47

  25. No, she's on top of Sam Ronson.

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 13:05:47

  26. Bwaaaahaahahhhhh! C'mon Lilo, ABC is not so bad your movie can have the slot right after the Joey Lawrence and Melissa Joan Hart flick.

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 13:29:38

  27. Lol, ABC Family.

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 14:08:18

  28. Vivid is her only hope. They've offered the Octomom $1 million, so LesLo ought to be able to get at least $500 to do scenes with her.

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 14:51:47

  29. #23 Soft White Underbelly.

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 15:00:51

  30. She'll be sucking dicks on porno movie sets soon enough...

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 18:38:43

  31. CRACKHEAD

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 20:30:14

  32. She is a loser...Plain and Simple...

    By anonymous, on March 27, 2009 01:52:11

  33. I see "Dancing with the stars" in her future. Or maybe she can do "I married a Brady...Marcia Brady!"

    By anonymous, on March 27, 2009 08:44:51

  34. #29 right on. They're from Long Highland, you know.

    And I told you guys those extensions were inhumanely harvested from a two-toed sloth.

    By anonymous, on March 27, 2009 09:24:44

  35. she isn't even really that fuckable anymore. she's probably about three months away from hard-core porn with her and a doberman.

    By anonymous, on March 27, 2009 17:32:50

  36. #33, she couldn't snag Marcia. She would definitely have to settle for Cindy.

    By Jan Brady, on March 27, 2009 19:06:25

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