60 Comments:

1. ditch that money milking Jew girlfriend of yours and get yourself clean, then maybe in a few years you will be normal again and able to get movie roles.

   By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 08:53:29

2. She did nothing last year and racked in 6 million dollars so I highly doubt she is hurting as much as she lets on. I'm sure from royalties alone she brings in 4 million a year. Lindsay wanting people to join her pity party, well its are to celebrate such a party when the hostess has her brand new $100 dollar car parked outside.

   By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 09:05:02

3. She had it all, but she had to throw it away for Paris Hilton. Paris Hilton. I'd die.
   

   By Nicky Hilton, on March 20, 2009 09:05:34

4. So sad what she has done to herself. She could have been a contender.

   By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 09:06:20

5. She says "But, um, that didn't work out… it is what it is."
   
   No, Einstein, it is what YOU MADE IT. The sooner you get that through your coke addled brain, the sooner you can crawl out of the gutter and save your career. Or not, it may be too late because your image is so tainted now.

   By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 09:07:41

6. get yourself clean ...eat something..get fat and then make a few million from making jenny craig commercials.I only want 10% for floating this idea.Lets do lunch and if it doesnt work out...we can always have sex..Ha Ha not!!!!and obama did not insult my sped dead son....

   By capt.john travolta, on March 20, 2009 09:12:51

7. Lindsay IS big. It's the pictures that got small!

   By Cecil B. DeMille, on March 20, 2009 09:13:51

8. Yikes. She looks about three pounds away from Karen Carpenter in the banner pic. Fucking crazy ass ho.
   
   BTW #1, the "jew" is the one with the money, dumbass.

   By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 09:15:39

9. Headline should read "Lindsay Lohan is Scaring Looking" WOW, that's just sad

   By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 09:40:58

10. The only career opportunity I see for her is being on Dr. Drew. Can you imagine her and Amy Winehouse being roomates on "Celebrity Rehab"?
    Must watch TV.

    By Morgan, on March 20, 2009 09:50:57

11. Fuck telling her to straighten out. This bitch is through. Hopefuly her self-destruction will scare tweens from trying to emulate her.

    By Duder, on March 20, 2009 09:52:30

12. A lot of people walking around out there already dead. They just need to be put out of their misery.

    By Mickey, on March 20, 2009 09:53:14

13. If she needs cash there are clubs and bars where she can give lap dances that way she can pay her house and not worry , damn she has tons of freckles

    By lilo the wacky ginger, on March 20, 2009 09:54:03

14. I hope the light finally goes off your thick head and realize that you are in a biz people could do without and part of your appeal requires customers liking you as a human being. Linsey Lohan Brand is worth less than AIG stocks and what producer with a brain would put you in his movie just so you can destroy any credibility he has.

    By DaTruv, on March 20, 2009 10:07:18

15. she's talking about hollywood, right?
    coz in hollywood you need money for a house. right?
    im never moving to hollywood.

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 10:30:35

16. I will never speak to her again for what she did to her cans...a crying shame!

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 10:42:05

17. Oh Todd you are so gross. Keep it up.

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 11:01:19

18. I would watch many of her films if she signed a contract with Vivid or Wicked Pictures.

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 11:11:54

19. In the banner pic, she looks like Kelly Leak w/saggy cans. How depressing.

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 11:12:18

20. #1 you're an idiot.

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 11:19:13

21. If she wants to do movies she should call Bang Bros. They would hire her.

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 11:20:55

22. VERY VERY SAD. Another rise and fall childhood star turned adult catastrophe. DO THESE CHILDRENS" PARENTS EVER LEARN? BTW she looks very unhealthy physically and mentally.

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 11:32:03

23. She can try to give out hand jobs, doesn't mean there'll be any takers.

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 11:36:48

24. christ. Seth was probably mortified. Who the fuck gives a shout out like that in a magazine article?
    CALL MEEE PLZZZZ

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 11:52:04

25. Ugh...she has no color. Probably because she doesn't go out during the day time. Maybe she should go back to red again.
    
    And ugh, stay away from Seth Rogen, he's actually doing WELL in his career.

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 12:00:39

26. I haven't seen anyone go from 20 to 40 so fast since Britney. She should get off the drugs, for real.

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 12:06:38

27. She could play: the crypt keeper, or an angry awakened mummy, or a crack whore. She looks really ancient and wizened in that pic. She could also play a long dead corpse on Law and Order.

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 12:12:56

28. #20 you dirty flipping Jew. That was not even me(M..K...O), anyone who says the word Jew is an Idiot. You dont come here for any other reason than to look to see who says the word Jew, so YOU can call them names. Grow up!
    
    The reason she can't get work is because nobody will insure her. Thats the word from a few friends at production companys. Think about it...
    Second, she does not work on her "craft" she can't act. She just can do herself all the time. Third...nobody can tell her anything because you know how 14 year olds know everything....shes worse...
    last...men cast girls they want to nail. She's now a dyke and a bitch and the little jew she hangs with is a jelous little cunt. Nobody wants to deal with everything that goes with them. But dont worry #20...its not because she is a Jew. We dont really hate Jews! We just hate YOU!
    
    

    By The Human Race, on March 20, 2009 12:20:43

29. Holy crap, does she ever look like Sarah Jessica Parker in the banner pic.

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 12:44:42

30. She has a nice rack, I don't care what anybody says.

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 13:42:45

31. You're not fooling anyone #1, #28, markeeoo. You are the only Jew hater here. And you're an idiot.

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 13:52:54

32. Say what you will about her, but nobody does the "clutch Blackberry conspicuously in hand filled with noisy juvenile bracelets and keys to nowhere while also carrying a gigantic, obscenely expensive purse that is obviously empty" routine better than LiLo. That phone could ring AT ANY TIME when you are a highly sought-after thespianette, and by the time you rifle through your cavernous Yves St. LaGay bag, it could be too late! Is it worth the risk?? I mean, gosh, you never know when TIM BURTON might call!

    By Admirer, on March 20, 2009 13:59:46

33. She's morphing into Sarah Jessica Parker's role in "Hocus Pocus". You know, the "pretty/slightly less fug" one.

    By Humpinfrog, on March 20, 2009 14:11:08

34. I just looked at the pics. Man, she's ugly. She does have nice boobs, but my grandma's pretty tight too. Doesn't mean I want to get with it. Or does it? So confused. Grandma, hold me! Yeah baby, that's it.

    By Humpinfrog, on March 20, 2009 14:32:44

35. haha...I swear # 1 was not me...come on I am never anonymous...not always Markeeoo but never anonymous...and others rip on Jews besides me. But than I rip on blacks too...that makes up for the WB network... I don’t hate Jews or blacks...haha...I just have a problem w/ the entertainment (and Law) business being run by Jews and ruining the values and morals of the entire world in the name of money!
    I really don't hate anyone deep down, I just vent so I don't go out and kill people! I also like to stir the pot a bit.
    

    By Hung Wang, on March 20, 2009 15:34:46

36. FAT

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 15:54:18

37. #1 was me. It wasn't #28 you dumbass Jew. I got you a one way ticket to Auschwitz.

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 16:01:35

38. #31 fyi the world hates Jews, and you are delusional.

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 16:02:40

39. She should get a job sucking cock? hey make money at what she does best? she cannot act..so its the next best thing.

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 18:15:19

40. "Semen-encrusted Skeletal Mess" - the latest album from the group Firecrotch.

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 19:13:54

41. she can make money by letting guys jizz on her boobs 5 dollars per load

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 19:31:17

42. Yeah, she earns 6 million a year or whatever from whatever it is she does--but let's not forget that this is a chick who buys blow by the kilo and prolly dusts her house with Chanel dresses, folks. She is going to be out on the street soon enough.

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 20:17:06

43. Lindsay Lohan who?

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 23:07:35

44. Lindsay the lesbian has no future.
    drugs, sex, and fucked up brain. meh

    By anonymous, on March 20, 2009 23:16:23

45. Jeez, she used to be cute.

    By Cubs Fan, on March 20, 2009 23:35:39

46. Only proves that becoming a lesbian makes you ugly...no wait..thats drugs. Never Mind.

    By anonymous, on March 21, 2009 02:15:10

47. #35 ahhhh the sweet smell of someone being truthful,I too post under numourous names because its funny to stir the pot and see these morons get all offended.I dont descriminate..I pretty much dislike everyone but family(well most of my family) and a few select friends.But if you stay out of my way I stay out of yours is how I live my life.

    By eddie haskall, on March 21, 2009 02:48:37

48. #38 -speak for yourself, not everyone is a hateful little racist.
    
    anyway, it's a shame, she looks so pretty in those pics.

    By anonymous, on March 21, 2009 04:09:53

49. #32 Admirer and #47 Eddie - THESE are the kind of comments I want to read here!!!!! Perfect compliment to Todd, kind of like a good dessert after a good meal - ahhhhhhh

    By anonymous, on March 21, 2009 04:44:06

50. #35 you need serious mental help.

    By anonymous, on March 21, 2009 05:21:52

51. Lohan? Looks like Sarah Jessica Parker in that pic. Careful children.

    By anonymous, on March 21, 2009 06:28:50

52. Britney was much, much worse and, for some unknown reason, she was allowed to make a comeback and everyone still fawns over Britney and her stupid self. Why? It is unfair. Not to defend Linds, but what has she done worse then Britney? Please explain why Britney is still a star and Lindsay is the joke who can't get work?

    By anonymous, on March 21, 2009 06:48:42

53. I did'nt write post 49 if anyone wants to know..I think it was Wally..If Lindsey was my daughter I would have June give her a stern talking to and then send her off to the peace core.We all know June was a robot.

    By Ward Cleaver, on March 21, 2009 07:04:52

54. She looks like a freshly reanimated George Romero zombie getting into attack posture.

    By Storm, on March 21, 2009 08:05:30

55. "semen encrusted skeletal mess" - I nearly shit myself in laughter.

    By anonymous, on March 21, 2009 08:31:32

56. #52: My. Thoughts. Exactly.

    By anonymous, on March 21, 2009 11:30:36

57. #52:
    The reason is because there are still a lot of stupid fucking people in the world with disposable income who like talentless trash.

    By anonymous, on March 21, 2009 15:35:57

58. Note the Cartier bracelet, watch, Fiji water. Poor little rich girl complaining and whining about her mortgage payments while the whole country is struggling financially. Yeah, way to go, Linds. Open big mouth, insert thousand dollar shoe clad foot. Soon you'll be box office gold, alright. Soon..

    By anonymous, on March 21, 2009 18:31:18

59. What Lindsay needs is dick & plenty of it. Whatever her weird dyke girfriend is giving her ain't gettin' the job done. She needs to ditch the freakshow relationship-pronto-& get herself under the thumb, cock & balls of a man capable of banging her ass back into some semblance of coherence. Getting stuffed full of strap-on by an ugly broad wearing a fedora doesn't make that ugly broad a man.

    By anonymous, on March 21, 2009 19:36:46

60. Boo fucking hoo.
    If you didn't blow your money on blow you wouldn't be worried about money you stupid twat of a woman.

    By anonymous, on March 21, 2009 22:10:35