She probably thinks all the attention Jessica Simpson got for her weight gain is cool. Stupid idiot. She's going to lose the weight, then come out with a Miley Cyrus diet plan or some bullshit. She needs to go away. Her weight gain is probably from sucking her father and her loser boyfriend off every ten minutes. There's calories in that stuff you know!
#6 As much as I'd hate to see another 16 year old w/ child; at least she's not one of those idiots who claim to be a virgin, waiting until their wedding night....
She's got chipmunk cheeks and is practicing a new look: her Olsen lip pinch. She looks like an idiot. But at least this may mark the end of that othet stupid face she always made.
When that face is on a good looking body it's easy to overlook, but in that bloat suit it's all you can fucking stare at. What the hell is wrong with her upper lip, anyway?
Oh no she is on the pill that little slut , and her fucking parents don't give a shit she is getting raped by that undies model where the fuck are the cops in that case damn how sad she is getting stuffed like a turkey in all of her 3 places or just 2 of them to bad , maybe the video will be next pretty soon , haer parents will be on the box cover giving thumbs up watch our daughter get porked yyeeeee hhhhaaaawwww
#22, if more girls that age would get on the pill we wouldn't have people squirting out hundreds of babies every day in this country. i dont know many people that waited longer than 16-17 years to have sex. if anything she should be commended for being responsible. if someone wants to have sex then it's going to happen no matter the age. you're an idiot.
27 - Okay, let's try this again. SHE DIDN'T HAVE A CHUBBY FACE TWO WEEKS AGO. TODD IS COMMENTING ON THE PHENOMENON THAT IS HER NEWLY ACQUIRED CHUBBY FACE.
lol #28 I know it's like some people are acting like this is the first time they've seen her ever. She's never looked like this in any picture I've seen of her, even from a couple weeks ago, she oddly almost looks younger but heavier.
1. On the pill. 2. Menstrual bloat (as stated above). 3. PMS'ing while on the pill and busy hooverin' not only the Marky-Mark-wannabe but lots of Cheetos and Thousand Island dip.
Time for Disney to find a new proto-virginal singer with no personality for the tweeners. Grown-up Miley will look like Chelsea Clinton shortly, and be doing Olsen, Hilton, and Ritchie re-treads. Maybe a singing career in Europe, like David Haselhoff? I predict Billy Ray will be stuck doing NASCAR commercials.
On the bright side maybe David Austin Green will be her first husband.
#28 and #29 - thank you for having brains in your heads and thinking what I'm thinking. As for her possibly being pregnant, you don't gain weight like that in a matter of weeks. She was JUST running around in her stupid bikini and jean shorts...I'm telling you, she's ingesting her 2,000 calories in food daily and then like, an extra 50,000 in semen. Whore.
#34 - you're dumb. She isn't pregnant. Young girls bloat for a lot of reasons. Miley isn't a "slut" or a "whore" if she's sexually active - 16/17 is the average age to start. If she's on the pill, good for her for being responsible!
We can only hope that this the beginning symptom of the onset of a rare glandular condition called Cushing's Disease. It would explain the rapid weight gain around the face and psychological disturbances such as excess euphoria. If the condition persists she'll turn a cool shade of purple and actually begin growing male pattern facial hair.
#20: "Baby fat" goes away after you're a baby. 16 years old is not a baby. Why did she not have baby fat only weeks before this?
I'm not saying she is fat... I don't agree that she is. They only show her face, first of all, and if she did gain weight, there are lots of reasons, most of them already mentioned. Retaining water due to period or pill are likely. Anyone who has ever spent any amount of time with a real live woman knows that these things can fluctuate. Basically it is a big "who cares".
But "baby fat" is a stupid excuse made by fat parents with fat kids who don't want to admit that their kids are fat. Stop eating pizza and go to the gym, their hearts will thank you.
She's either got some wicked menstrual bloat that we've NEVER seen before, or she's pregnant. Probably get an abortion, since Daddy Darling won't want to screw up her career.
And those eyes are the eyes of Satan. I seriously can see nothing behind them, just a big void.
Once you start having sex, you're not a "kid" and you don't have "baby fat". You're a woman and you better be on the pill. This stupid notion that you become a woman on your 18th birthday is moronic. Once a "girl" gives it up voluntarily, she becomes a woman and she should be available for anyone of any age to date.
Pregnant. Her tits looked giant in those pictures a few weeks ago of her jogging. Now she's wearing loose clothing and a scarf to camoflage her "baby bump" and she's all fat and chubby. Sorry bitches this girl is knocked up. And like the good little Disney Whore that she is, she will have that baby and sell the story to People. If she were smart (which we all know she isn't) she would abort that fucker and keep her legs closed for another 2 years.
blind item a few wks ago, youmg star pregnant, wonder if it is her, it surely wouldn't be a surprise with mommy and daddy letting her 20 yr old boyfriend move in, dud, surely they got bp too when he moved in, but yet they are dumbasses, so maybe the dumbass is preggers
you're right, she's trying to capitalize on j-simpson, by wearing hideously unflattering clothing that makes her look curvy. Before you say 'where's the bad clothing around her face?' it's called her hair. She can't style it. Combine that with extra soy sauce on her sushi, and she's got a need for an eating disorder. That's right. i said it. Now pass me the blow.
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Leave Your CommentShe probably thinks all the attention Jessica Simpson got for her weight gain is cool. Stupid idiot. She's going to lose the weight, then come out with a Miley Cyrus diet plan or some bullshit. She needs to go away. Her weight gain is probably from sucking her father and her loser boyfriend off every ten minutes. There's calories in that stuff you know!
By Kimmie S, on March 6, 2009 06:16:47
"When I was 8, dad rubbed his mullet all over my..."
By The Miley Cyrus Story, on March 6, 2009 06:18:21
It's probably just menstrual bloat.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 06:20:00
I'm sure it's the dreaded "steady guy, steady cheeseburgers" syndrome.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 06:21:57
she'll go back to normal when she discovers coke
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 06:32:07
She's living with her 20 year-old underwear model boyfriend. Chick is knocked-the-fuck-up.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 06:32:59
I think she looks terrific. I dont agree with your issue here at all.
By Raging Bee, on March 6, 2009 06:34:28
Next step, going downstairs on her back. Then she'll be ready for the grass juice barf.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 06:40:43
well her skin looks really good...
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 06:40:44
Maybe she's Knocked up ?
She & Mullethead want out of the Disney contract.
This could be her way out ?
Her & Zitney's little sis Jamie can hang out down in Redneck land and compare notes.
By BukkNekkid , on March 6, 2009 06:43:21
#6 As much as I'd hate to see another 16 year old w/ child; at least she's not one of those idiots who claim to be a virgin, waiting until their wedding night....
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 06:46:05
This is how they get when they start fucking, She's probably on the pill.
By BarbadoSlim, on March 6, 2009 06:48:52
she probably is on the pill. i know a girl that got the depo shot and gained i think 32 lbs in a month or so. horrible :/ barbado is probably right
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 07:02:08
Will somebody besides Billy Ray please hit this and tell us about it.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 07:03:20
pReGNaNTT!!!!!
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 07:11:42
Raging bee is a raging pussy.
By Mullet head, on March 6, 2009 07:12:08
She's got chipmunk cheeks and is practicing a new look: her Olsen lip pinch. She looks like an idiot. But at least this may mark the end of that othet stupid face she always made.
By ISBN, on March 6, 2009 07:12:19
Just another Disney dream girl.
Where did it all go wrong Walt???????
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 07:13:53
When that face is on a good looking body it's easy to overlook, but in that bloat suit it's all you can fucking stare at. What the hell is wrong with her upper lip, anyway?
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 07:19:11
She's 16. Baby fat. She's not even a woman yet. Damn, you guys are dumb.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 07:21:44
Oh yeah, because nothing is more interesting than a shit-for-brains teenager that has absolutely nothing meaningful to offer.
What a waste of paper and bleach.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 07:29:31
Oh no she is on the pill that little slut , and her fucking parents don't give a shit she is getting raped by that undies model where the fuck are the cops in that case damn how sad she is getting stuffed like a turkey in all of her 3 places or just 2 of them to bad , maybe the video will be next pretty soon , haer parents will be on the box cover giving thumbs up watch our daughter get porked yyeeeee hhhhaaaawwww
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 07:30:17
#22, if more girls that age would get on the pill we wouldn't have people squirting out hundreds of babies every day in this country.
i dont know many people that waited longer than 16-17 years to have sex.
if anything she should be commended for being responsible.
if someone wants to have sex then it's going to happen no matter the age.
you're an idiot.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 07:44:55
#20 she looked 20lbs lighter two weeks ago. you are dumb.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 07:45:14
Looks like Hannah's been ordering the Big Montana at Arby's. OM NOM NOM.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 07:45:36
LOL at The Fly reference.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 07:47:59
#20 couldn't be more correct. She's a 16 year old girl - it's only natural to have a chubby face. Give her a break, Todd.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 08:35:24
27 - Okay, let's try this again. SHE DIDN'T HAVE A CHUBBY FACE TWO WEEKS AGO. TODD IS COMMENTING ON THE PHENOMENON THAT IS HER NEWLY ACQUIRED CHUBBY FACE.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 08:42:36
lol #28 I know it's like some people are acting like this is the first time they've seen her ever. She's never looked like this in any picture I've seen of her, even from a couple weeks ago, she oddly almost looks younger but heavier.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 09:11:57
1. On the pill.
2. Menstrual bloat (as stated above).
3. PMS'ing while on the pill and busy hooverin' not only the Marky-Mark-wannabe but lots of Cheetos and Thousand Island dip.
:/
By cinco, on March 6, 2009 09:23:57
knocked up?
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 10:02:21
You can take the girl out of the trailer park.... BUT THE BITCH STILL GETS FAT.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 10:09:36
Agree with #30.
Time for Disney to find a new proto-virginal singer with no personality for the tweeners.
Grown-up Miley will look like Chelsea Clinton shortly, and be doing Olsen, Hilton, and Ritchie re-treads.
Maybe a singing career in Europe, like David Haselhoff? I predict Billy Ray will be stuck doing NASCAR commercials.
On the bright side maybe David Austin Green will be her first husband.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 11:17:10
Pregnant. Definitely pregnant. Soon she'll be "taking a break" from performing. Just watch.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 11:42:14
#28 and #29 - thank you for having brains in your heads and thinking what I'm thinking. As for her possibly being pregnant, you don't gain weight like that in a matter of weeks. She was JUST running around in her stupid bikini and jean shorts...I'm telling you, she's ingesting her 2,000 calories in food daily and then like, an extra 50,000 in semen. Whore.
By Still Kimmie S, on March 6, 2009 11:55:34
#34 - you're dumb.
She isn't pregnant. Young girls bloat for a lot of reasons.
Miley isn't a "slut" or a "whore" if she's sexually active - 16/17 is the average age to start. If she's on the pill, good for her for being responsible!
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 12:07:11
You can't see her body very well in those pics, but her face does look a little swollen, like she just got her wisdom teeth out or something.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 12:20:11
Not very attractive is she ?
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 12:23:58
Bingo #3, break-out on her forehead supports that theory.
By Bleedin2, on March 6, 2009 13:02:44
i hate this fuckpig.
By sushi, on March 6, 2009 13:06:46
She looks perfectly normal to me. Having a slow news day, are we?
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 13:13:33
she's a slut and a whore.
By BarbadoSlim, on March 6, 2009 13:24:33
she needs to show her cooch.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 14:04:46
We can only hope that this the beginning symptom of the onset of a rare glandular condition called Cushing's Disease. It would explain the rapid weight gain around the face and psychological disturbances such as excess euphoria. If the condition persists she'll turn a cool shade of purple and actually begin growing male pattern facial hair.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 14:50:33
I'd fuck her, fat or otherwise. She has some nice blowjob lips, too.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 15:53:30
UMMM
Her nose looks effed up.
Anybody else think it looks...I don't know... stunted somehow??
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 16:00:07
She is one of those girls who look like their face is fat in photographs even though they are really skinny in person. I have a friend like that.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 17:18:15
#43-- sicko. Even if she did, todd and co. couldn't show it (reference the nip slip post). She is underage, after all.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 17:32:10
#20: "Baby fat" goes away after you're a baby.
16 years old is not a baby.
Why did she not have baby fat only weeks before this?
I'm not saying she is fat... I don't agree that she is. They only show her face, first of all, and if she did gain weight, there are lots of reasons, most of them already mentioned. Retaining water due to period or pill are likely. Anyone who has ever spent any amount of time with a real live woman knows that these things can fluctuate. Basically it is a big "who cares".
But "baby fat" is a stupid excuse made by fat parents with fat kids who don't want to admit that their kids are fat. Stop eating pizza and go to the gym, their hearts will thank you.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 19:09:42
She's either got some wicked menstrual bloat that we've NEVER seen before, or she's pregnant. Probably get an abortion, since Daddy Darling won't want to screw up her career.
And those eyes are the eyes of Satan. I seriously can see nothing behind them, just a big void.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 20:06:42
Not a fan of hers but the hate for her is odd.
she's just a kid. It's puppy fat, she will lose it
when she's older.
By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 00:12:05
Oh no!
She's *normal*
Shock, fkn, horror.
By Lurch, on March 7, 2009 01:48:50
51 - take your haiku and shove it up your ass. We've already decided that your theory is wrong.
By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 02:15:31
Once you start having sex, you're not a "kid" and you don't have "baby fat". You're a woman and you better be on the pill. This stupid notion that you become a woman on your 18th birthday is moronic. Once a "girl" gives it up voluntarily, she becomes a woman and she should be available for anyone of any age to date.
By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 02:35:27
Pregnant. Her tits looked giant in those pictures a few weeks ago of her jogging. Now she's wearing loose clothing and a scarf to camoflage her "baby bump" and she's all fat and chubby. Sorry bitches this girl is knocked up. And like the good little Disney Whore that she is, she will have that baby and sell the story to People.
If she were smart (which we all know she isn't) she would abort that fucker and keep her legs closed for another 2 years.
By Willa Dodge, on March 7, 2009 04:17:15
Time for a hillbilly baby.
By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 04:29:32
#44 Thank you Dr. House.
By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 05:18:02
Is she emancipated? IF not, where is CPS when she has a 20 yr old boyfriend??? That is pill-face,btw.
By nursenan, on March 7, 2009 06:12:30
Hannah is the size of Montana.
By Hohan is the size of LI, on March 7, 2009 06:22:01
12, 13, and 30 are al right. It is the pill and PMS'ing bloating.
By IOY, on March 7, 2009 07:30:16
Why does the cover of her aww-toe-buy-ock-ra-fay (sound it out, Yanks...) look like the cover of some random jailbait porn video?
Did Billy Ray provided the photo from a mason jar he keeps submerged in the master bedroom's catfish pond?
By joejoe, on March 7, 2009 08:05:28
The first thing that came to my mind when I saw her face was "Topanga"
By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 09:39:16
she's so gross, it amazes me how can she be famous.... can't stand her face
By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 15:01:45
i'm on the pill and i didnt gain any weight i think thats bullsh!t
By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 06:45:34
blind item a few wks ago, youmg star pregnant, wonder if it is her, it surely wouldn't be a surprise with mommy and daddy letting her 20 yr old boyfriend move in, dud, surely they got bp too when he moved in, but yet they are dumbasses, so maybe the dumbass is preggers
By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 01:22:30
SHE'S A KID! SHE HAS CHUBBY CHEEKS! SHE LOOKS FINE. STFU YOU MORON.
By anonymous, on March 10, 2009 09:35:32
you're right, she's trying to capitalize on j-simpson, by wearing hideously unflattering clothing that makes her look curvy. Before you say 'where's the bad clothing around her face?' it's called her hair. She can't style it. Combine that with extra soy sauce on her sushi, and she's got a need for an eating disorder. That's right. i said it. Now pass me the blow.
By Jordan, on March 11, 2009 15:52:31
I thought she was claiming to be virginal. She wears a purity ring doesn't she?
By anonymous, on March 13, 2009 04:44:16
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