Miley Cyrus is Making This Awkward

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  1. Seriously, girl. Put on a turtleneck.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 03:52:14

  2. What's awkward? I'm proudly beating off to this photo. My screen will be covered in love mustard in about 30 seconds...and there's nothing wrong with that.

    It's OK to be attracted to her nubile bosom. It's biology.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 03:58:49

  3. On no planet is she attractive in anyway.

    By Spaceman Spiff, on March 1, 2009 04:05:21

  4. Did she have a rack job?

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 04:34:13

  5. The fucked up part about this is that she knows the paps are outside waiting and she goes out dressed like this to jog with her tits bouncing up and down while they take pictures of her that she knows will be all over the internet in an hour. A full on slut at 16. Congratulations Billy Ray.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 05:01:09

  6. who jogs in jean shorts?

    By emily, on March 1, 2009 05:18:15

  7. whose screwed up enough to take these pics and publish them?

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 05:20:12

  8. Wheres the video...?

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 05:26:38

  9. Why do we care about this chick? Taylor Swift is hotter and legal. How about some jogging pics of her?

    The photographers are disgusting for taking the pics in the first place. no sense of discretion.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 05:26:48

  10. #8 you are sick.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 05:33:47

  11. Clack clack clack-

    oh wait, that's the sound of her teeth smacking together. What kind of bikini top is that, anyway?

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 05:39:08

  12. Miley Cryus is a troll. She wouldn't be on the Top 50 list at any high school if you were rating hot chicks.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 05:41:47

  13. #10 you are gay and faggot.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 05:51:46

  14. #10 he is not.She is "dating" a 20 years old dude,that video is so imminent.
    The whole thing surrounding her IS sick.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 06:15:14

  15. #6 - agreed. Also, who jogs without a sports bra when they're more than an A cup? Ouch.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 06:24:16

  16. Yeah, because only a sick pedo would be turned on by a hot, toned body of a 16 year old. Whatever. Must be a lot of older women posting on here that are jealous of a hot body and hide behind the "that's sick to look at her" BS. 90% of men find the body of a hot 16 year old attractive. We should put them all in jail I suppose. I mean, that makes more sense than admitting it's natural and there is nothing wrong with it.

    By AB, on March 1, 2009 06:45:48

  17. Next....

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 06:55:59

  18. #13 I'm not gay(not that there's anything wrong with that) but you are a pedophile. You lose.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 07:06:19

  19. But not awkward enough for websites to post or for the paparazzi to take pictures of. Kind of funny how if she is 2+ years older with that same body it's OK to think it's hot. If it's wrong...don't post it, otherwise you think it's perfectly fine.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 07:14:07

  20. Between her Vanity Fair tossled-hair in bed pic, her other internet-posted pics, and now with these " Hey, I'm jogging-and-just-happen-to-be-showing- my-breasts-off" pics I would say her boyfriend is a lucky man. No, not for anything nasty he may be doing with Miley, but the amount of money he is going to get for a tell-all book.
    Oh wait, Ma and Pa Cyrus say they are good Christians. Sorry. Bet they would believe in a virginal birth too.
    Hollywood perverts everything and everybody.

    By Morgan, on March 1, 2009 07:17:24

  21. "90% of men find the body of a hot 16 year old attractive."

    By AB, on March 1, 2009 06:45:48

    That is probably the most absurd statement I have ever read. Congratulations.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 07:27:24

  22. Um... 16 year old girls are also aware of their sexuality. What is the average age for loss of virginity among women in the USA? 16 or 17? I don't condone it but you have to be real about it.
    It seems that the older a single woman is the more they get hysterical when men date women younger than themselves who are at least 18 or older. The men are immature, or they are robbing the cradle, are afraid of a mature woman, yadda yadda. But they think its great when a 45 year old "cougar" beds a 30 year old boy toy.
    Say what?

    By My Tupac Smalls, on March 1, 2009 07:40:14

  23. I'd love to play a game of scrabble with her

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 08:00:04

  24. Little skank is out of shape, "skinny fat." There's your high fructose corn syrup generation.

    /pfffft

    By BarbadoSlim, on March 1, 2009 08:04:35

  25. 100% FUGLY. Perfect example of a butterface. Hack. No talent. Nice melons. No one, except for this tard, jogs in jean shorts.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 08:07:43

  26. yep the FBI just knocked on the door...

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 08:27:36

  27. Not me, 16 is legal where I am, suck on that partyvan!

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 08:32:31

  28. About as ugly as Lohan and as talented as her "Famous Country Superstar" father.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 08:34:27

  29. Taylor Swift is legal but she is flat chested :(
    and LMAO nice comment #2 ha ha ha ha ,the girl knows what she is doing and daddy does not give a shit neither does her mom , next time you will see her mom out there too bouncing her tits next to her daughter yyeee hhhaaaaawww white trash with money

    By WTWM , on March 1, 2009 08:35:23

  30. Don't get all excited. Her dad (billy) is the only one hittin that.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 08:46:25

  31. Looks like she's rocking a huge penis bulge in her pants... Come on no one noticed this but me...

    By Dan the man, on March 1, 2009 09:08:24

  32. There's a term for her: PROSTITOT. She seems like she's working hard to fuck up her Disney image; she's doing a SLUTney spears, doing anything she can to change her image into something more sexual. Unfortunately for her, she's going to learn the truth that no one wants to see her as a lolita; everyone wants to see her as that pure little girl who's on stage.

    It's a sad fact, but one she'll soon learn. Hopefully by then, she will have grown up some & will be able to accept it. I hope she doesn't turn into another SLUTney spears; we don't need any more of them...

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 09:52:00

  33. Some girls are ready at 15, some wait till they're over 20. The legal age thing is a joke. Every girl is different and so is every situation.

    If it's OK for a guy who's 16 to screw a 16 year old girl's brains out, then why wouldn't it be OK for a guy who's 21? Makes no sense whatsoever.

    If it's an actual rape, sure, cut his prick off.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 09:55:19

  34. #16 I'm sure the Feds will be knocking on your and %90 of your male friends doors to confiscate your computers soon. Do you know where your IP address has been?

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 09:56:32

  35. Lol at all the pedophiles defending all the other pedophiles.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 09:58:22

  36. The resemblance to Britany Spears is uncanny. Same expression on her face.

    By silver_viper, on March 1, 2009 10:06:14

  37. I love random statistics that come from people's asses to prove their point: "90% of men find the body of a hot 16 year old attractive."

    What's your source?

    Besides, my guess is it's actually higher than that. but that's not the reason she exists, so exploiting that hot 16 year old body by taking pictures of her jiggling boobs IS wrong. I can't believe she's really out for a run like this. Seems more like she's just running somewhere, or in a rush to get somewhere. Agreed, girls over an A cup would feel a bit o pain running without a sports bra like this.

    By ISBN, on March 1, 2009 10:38:10

  38. damn. megan fox at the smokehouse? miley cyrus in toluka lake? wtf? I'm going to start trolling for poon in that neighborhood.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 10:43:43

  39. 16 IS LEGAL in the UK

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 10:50:04

  40. She may be 16, but Billy Ray broke her in when she was 10. She knows more tricks than a Saigon hooker.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 11:24:46

  41. hoo-ray for mediocre tits and bimbo mentalities.

    America -- mediocrity is the new hot!

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 11:26:59

  42. Click on them? I printed them out and made a flip book.

    By JG, on March 1, 2009 11:37:28

  43. You should see them when she's up in the cowgirl!

    Regards,

    By Billy Ray, on March 1, 2009 12:06:39

  44. The thing that bothers me about Miley Cirus and her Dad is the fact that they are completely oblivious to their mental problems and claim to be good Christians who believe there is nothing wrong with their behavior.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 12:11:41

  45. "I have no idea why Miley Cyrus was jogging around Toluca Lake yesterday with her rack hanging out"

    Uh, I thought that was fairly obvious: Because she's desperate for attention.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 12:31:05

  46. "If it's OK for a guy who's 16 to screw a 16 year old girl's brains out, then why wouldn't it be OK for a guy who's 21? Makes no sense whatsoever."

    No, it does make a difference. The brain's ability for mature rational thought processes doesn't fully develop until about age 25. This is fact. The farther one is away from this age range, the more likely they are to do dumb shit like sleep with a guy to be "cool" without understanding the consequences. On the other hand, someone who is older should be intelligent enough to realize that a 16 year old might regret sleeping with them one day.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 12:35:20

  47. to anonymous @32, no, she can't be a lolita, she is too old for that . nabokov defined lolita as a girl of 9 to 14 years old. in any case, 16 SHOULD BE LEGAL EVERYWHERE. it's ridiculous. ALL people at 16 are ready physically and mentally for sex. we lie to ourselves when we say otherwise. btw, MS is very unattractive

    By Russian Girl, on March 1, 2009 13:51:11

  48. to anonymous @32, no, she can't be a lolita, she is too old for that . nabokov defined lolita as a girl of 9 to 14 years old. in any case, 16 SHOULD BE LEGAL EVERYWHERE. it's ridiculous. ALL people at 16 are ready physically and mentally for sex. we lie to ourselves when we say otherwise.

    By Russian Girl, on March 1, 2009 13:51:11
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    Everyone, meet a charter member of the NAPA (North American Pedofile Association)...

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 14:43:00

  49. #32: HAHAHAHHA. Prostitot.
    I about died when I read that. I thought I was the only one who thought that :D

    By Kelsey, on March 1, 2009 14:48:22

  50. By most western definition, Lolita was 13, and even though 13 is stautory rape almost everywhere (except for relatives in Alabama), it's sex before 13 that really is defined as molesting children.

    I don't know if Miley is a virgin or not, but there's no doubt that girl is ready to be used like a plastic fucktoy or a farm animal.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 14:48:51

  51. The only thing awkward about this is the raging, veiny hard-on currently in my pants. She's attractive. Call me what you will.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 14:55:45

  52. That body looks pretty mature to me.

    By J-Bird, on March 1, 2009 14:57:24

  53. Most young women are used up by 20. Its best to get them at 16 and ride them hard while they are young & fresh. Can your imagine how juicy that stuff is. Just dont get caught.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 15:03:17

  54. to anonymous @42 how does saying that 16 should be legal make me a pedofile??? I really don't understand. Most girls at 16 have more curves than me (I'm 27)... I really don't get it. They look like WOMEN, not children. Why is 16 considered a child??????????

    By Russian Girl, on March 1, 2009 18:26:43

  55. Yum

    By Hung Wang, on March 1, 2009 19:53:51

  56. our whole Americanized "you are a sick disgusting pedo if a 17 yr old gets you hot, but date all the 18 yr olds you want" thing is not based on any kind of logical thought, and in pre-WWII society it would have been completely bizarre. There is a whole world of difference between a 13 yr old and 16 yr old in terms of average maturity, capacity to be manipulated by adults and body shape.

    Give adults messing with anyone under 14 a quick castration, for 14-15, some kind of jail time, and 16 or over just let everything be legal.

    and for some of these behind the times states, let's get all these archaic sodomy and gay sex laws off the books once and for all.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 20:14:06

  57. one: bikini top
    two: jean shorts
    thr33: those aren't even running shoes
    408ur: oh now i get it, it's for the fans

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2009 20:25:01

  58. #53, you are pretty liberal I think.

    I think most girls are used up by 18, but hey, maybe that's just me...

    By Women are nothing but sex objects, on March 1, 2009 20:41:40

  59. Hey, just go and fuck any of your 16year old neighbors, or go to the nearest school. I'm wondering how all you pedos up in here will explain yourselves in county lock-up. Go ahead, DO IT and then present your theories to the prison population.

    By BarbadoSlim, on March 2, 2009 00:23:42

  60. It's obvious that if this young lady was born two hundred years ago she'd be engaged or married by now so I do agree that calling a man a pedophile for looking at her is a bit ridiculous.

    It's also obvious she's just a little slut in training.

    By anonymous, on March 2, 2009 03:58:43

  61. I love penis but i think boobs are hot. Does that make me a lesbian because i enjoy looking at them sometimes?
    no.
    just the same, thinking she has a nice body doesn't make someone a pedophile.

    By anonymous, on March 2, 2009 04:47:03

  62. What asshole jogs in a.) jean shorts b.) a bikini top and c.) shoes that aren't even meant for jogging. I hope this bitch gets splints.

    By anonymous, on March 2, 2009 05:15:04

  63. BarbadoSlim needs to chill the fuck out. Let me guess, you've got a 16 year old daughter who gets more attention from the men than you do?

    By anonymous, on March 2, 2009 06:28:12

  64. #59 the point is the laws need to be changed. Even the UK understands what a logical age of consent should be. Our country has all sorts of dumb laws that need to be changed. Like you can go to Iraq and get your body parts blown all over some desert, but oh no, don't drink a beer, that would be harmful to your precious 18 yr old body.

    By anonymous, on March 2, 2009 06:30:57

  65. 16 or not she is one of the UGLIEST little girls I have ever seen. She is what we call a R.F.K. Rat Faced Killer. Ugly face, ugly teeth, ugly lack of a neck and ugly too high FAKE boobs. There is NOTHING attractive about a 16 year old with implants its just fuckin pathetic. I am at a loss as to why American men love horse face bitches. Guess they only care about fake tits and fat asses. Too bad I dont have either.

    By Yuck., on March 2, 2009 06:57:54

  66. @63 I don't follow advice from perverts, bubba.

    By BarbadoSlim, on March 2, 2009 07:22:41

  67. @66

    Was I hitting a little too close to home, huh, Barbado? Go back to D-listed, where you can bitch about men, and talk about the latest issue of Cat Fancy with the girls.

    By anonymous, on March 2, 2009 08:38:03

  68. @#46- Your comments that women's brains do not develop until 25 are retarded. Our existence is based on sex and post-puberty both men and women are physically ready. Women mature earlier than men. Do you have any clue what teenage girls today do, or how agressively they pursue boys?
    Education about what to do with your sex drive should come from your parents and your personal values, so you use good judgement, not from saying if a woman under 25 has sex it must be rape, because their brains don't work properly.

    By H. Gurly Brown, on March 2, 2009 09:35:01

  69. Britney should call this girl and give her a few pointers on how to gracefully graduate from hick lolita to crazy greasy oversexed has-been.

    By anonymous, on March 2, 2009 09:46:49

  70. I know why she was in Toluca Lake. She lives there.

    By anonymous, on March 2, 2009 09:57:42

  71. @#65 - not disagreeing with you about the face, teeth or lack of neck, LOL. But I'm not so sure her boobs are fake - she is RUNNING/JOGGING after all. Being a woman you should know that boobs, especially the larger variety, tend to bounce up and down when running. Not saying she doesn't have fake boobs, but you certainly can't make that determination from these pics.

    By anonymous, on March 2, 2009 10:55:26

  72. Yeah, she's slutty, but how is that different from any other 16 year old girl? Go to ANY high school (bonus points for not getting arrested) and you'll find hundreds of girls who look, act and dress exactly like she does.

    By the voice of reason, on March 2, 2009 11:56:42

  73. They're not fake. Daddy likes smaller titties.

    By anonymous, on March 2, 2009 12:17:13

  74. I blame her parents, it is that simple.

    The girl is not even the least bit attractive. Why would a 20 yr. old model that is attractive be interested in her for? It cannot be her looks - the only thing is MONEY and attention to his possible career. There is no other possible reason.

    She is so unappealing on so many levels as a person and her parents are pathetic.

    By anonymous, on March 2, 2009 12:28:59

  75. #68 it is a known fact that no woman's brain works "properly" regardless of age. If you only knew what us men go through dealing with this downward spiral of female human evolution. Why do you think we all like beer so much?

    By anonymous, on March 2, 2009 12:56:20

  76. Look, if all you prudes/angry older women are gonna throw the pedophile word around perhaps you should look it up in the dictionary. It has nothing to do with a 16 year old. As for my 90%, it was a rough estimate, and as one person pointed out, it's probably higher. It's funny how biology decided a girl was ready for sex in her teen years but our society knows much, much better. We're all so evolved aren't we?!

    By AB, on March 2, 2009 15:04:47

  77. I give this backwoods hillbilly a year before she signs with Vivd.Billy Ray will give the parental permission.Fuck,he'll be in the first scene.

    By anonymous, on March 2, 2009 15:33:17

  78. She's attractive enough, especially with the pseudo-innocence she would be able to fake when you fucked her.

    I'd go for the ass. I'll bet Billy Ray hasn't been there yet, and she's got that one last cherry to be taken.

    By anonymous, on March 2, 2009 16:18:12

  79. Hopefully this Justin guy is smarter than he seems and refuses to have sex with Miley but makes his refusal seem like a romantic gesture or something... because you know he will be in deep shit if he statutory rapes her and they end up breaking up. I think she is a total slut but I think this Justin guy probably doesn't have much interest in screwing her so maybe she is still a virgin after all... for now...

    By anonymous, on March 2, 2009 17:03:51

  80. 56 - You totally contradict what you said about age limits being meaningless by suggesting your own set of age limits. lol.

    By anonymous, on March 2, 2009 17:07:41

  81. Now that I've heard Miley speak in some interviews, wow, she doesn't have one bit of class about her. She sounds like inbread hillbilly trailer trash.

    By anonymous, on March 3, 2009 04:51:38

  82. #80 i didn't say age limits were meaningless, setting them in the 13-15 yr old range is obviously meaningful. 17-18 is another story.

    By anonymous, on March 3, 2009 05:50:02

  83. Good lord. What the hell is happening here?

    We do NOT have laws that say a 16 year old can't have sex. Our laws say that an adult cannot have sex with a 16 year old.

    That's because an adult has more ability to manipulate a teenager. They are wiser and have more life experience. It is WAY too easy for an adult to victimize someone who is naive or immature or just dying to be accepted or loved.

    Sure there are teenagers out there who know what it means to be wanted, and that it isn't equal to being loved. But the vast majority are still figuring this out. They'd would be victims.

    The laws we have are in place to protect those kids. 200 years ago we may have had different laws about this, but there were different laws about a lot of things. As for the biology vs. society argument, MOST laws go against biological impulses, and this one is no different.

    I think a lot of guys on here are being as filthy about this subject as possible, just because they're online and feeling tough. Just inciting anger, getting out sexual frustration. yadda yadda. I call bullshit.

    By ISBN, on March 3, 2009 07:25:09

  84. Some girls are ripe and ready when they're 13, some are never ready. One-size-fits-all laws are unfortunately necessary.

    By anonymous, on March 3, 2009 07:25:52

  85. ISBN is right on the money.

    Also, I saw this set of photos on another site, but they had one additional photo not included on here. I just thought it was funny because in that one photo, she looks like such a little kid. Made me wonder why it's not included here on IDLYITW...

    By anonymous, on March 3, 2009 08:15:54

  86. Reality check for all you saying her boobs are fake: that's what non-sagging 15 year old boobs look like, it's called puberty. OMG people are ignorant.

    By wish my boobs still looked like that!, on March 3, 2009 10:18:26

  87. i would motorboat her boobs and then spam her myspace for the Lulz >.<

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 11:55:47

  88. #12 - Thank you. TROLL is putting it mildly. I see teenagers all day and she can't even compete with the UGLY girls. In fairness to Miley, I don't know any girls whose mouths are all disfigured from having to blow HW hotshots since the age of 10. I can't stand to look at that pitiful thing her or her creepy "Daddy."

    By OhPleaseMary, on March 5, 2009 04:23:34

  89. gay dudes want a chance at Miley's bf....?

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2009 12:18:18

  90. i would so fuck her

    By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 09:15:19

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