42 Comments:

1. "Brad Pitt. Actor, producer, philanthropist..."
   
   ...douchenozzle

   By Jennifer Aniston, on March 6, 2009 04:54:30

2. A goatee? Seriously Brad? What is this, 1996?
   
   By the way, wouldn't kill you to button your top button.

   By thebig28, on March 6, 2009 05:01:54

3. "Ring out?"
   
   Jesus...

   By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 05:18:49

4. I have immense respect and admiration for Brad and Angelina. They do seem to have it all and still find time to give of themselves to numerous humanitarian efforts.
   
   Thank you Brad for caring about human beings and doing what I wish we could all do to help others.

   By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 05:20:16

5. Cut me a fucking break. Unemployment is over 8% and this douchebag gets to impart his brilliant insights on the leader of the USA ? Wait - I guess he IS just as qualified as Obama, after all he has almsot as much experience - he played the president in a movie once, didn't he ?

   By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 05:24:36

6. Not all women find him attractive.
   
   Just a thought.

   By Jen, on March 6, 2009 05:28:30

7. "I have immense respect and admiration for Brad and Angelina. They do seem to have it all and still find time to give of themselves to numerous humanitarian efforts."
   
   I think I am going to be ill...
   

   By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 05:34:16

8. @ thebig28
   
   Goatees aren't 'out of style'. Stop being such a fag.

   By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 05:37:41

9. what a dick-weed

   By schoendog, on March 6, 2009 06:00:05

10. "I have immense respect and admiration for Brad and Angelina. They do seem to have it all and still find time to give of themselves to numerous humanitarian efforts."
    
    Oh please, your making my teeth ache plus I want to vomit!!

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 06:09:33

11. "entering through the famous Brumidi corridor"
    
    A euphemism for anal sex, I presume.

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 06:20:56

12. Calm down folks. Celebrities have been meeting with politicians to help with causes they care about for a very long time. Is it fair that the rest of us don't have open acccess to the White House or Speaker of the House? Nope. Does is raise awareness? I think so.

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 06:21:51

13. Goatees were popularized by homosexual men who's partners still like to fuck a hole with fuzz on it.

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 06:26:23

14. #8 has a large goatee

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 06:33:03

15. I lot of people look better with goatees than without and a lot of GIRLS like me love them. It's sexy on a lot of guys. I think Brad looks sexy with his. A lot of guys are just jealous because they don't grow enough hair on their face to have a nice looking goatee. Sorry boys. :)

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 07:15:47

16. #8, sorry but they are. Look around.

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 07:20:46

17. #16
    
    Men don't care about what you think is in "style" or not. You don't need to shave a goatee off because a group of fags decided to tell people it's not cool anymore. You probably believe that heterosexual men wearing pink polo shirts with their collars popped is cool. No, THAT is gay.

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 07:36:08

18. #4 thank you for making me throw up my lunch.

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 07:43:43

19. I wish the politicians would pretend to listen to what ordinary citizens care about, instead of pretending to listen to what celebrities care about.

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 07:54:42

20. Goatee's on men are HOT! I'd prefer if more men would have them.

    By Woman, on March 6, 2009 08:07:51

21. The people of New Orleans need to make it right on their own. Quit being lazy and sitting around with their hands out. What a bunch of losers! The government can't do anything right. Why should the rest of us provide these people with housing, healthcare, and food stamps etc.? Get real!

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 08:18:18

22. Ah yes, the Cult of Personality in Washington DC... So what else is new .

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 08:46:14

23. #8 and #17,
    
    I know they're all the rage in Mississippi, but here in Hollywood they're about as cool as a dude wearing a ponytail.

    By thebig28, on March 6, 2009 08:57:46

24. LMAO at #23.
    
    And the two of you claiming that only "fags" dislike goatees are hilarious. They're out, get over it.

    By Caroline , on March 6, 2009 09:09:17

25. #23 "but here in Hollywood"
    
    Fuck Hollywood.

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 09:14:58

26. @23: I live in Manhattan Beach. Goatees aren't uncool anywhere around L.A. or anywhere else that I know of of travel. They're neither cool or uncool. They're just goatees. Nobody talks about them being out of style. I also don't socialize with groups of gay men like you obviously do. I don't have a goatee either, I'm just saying you sound really gay for being so interested in whether or not they're fashionable and cool this season.

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 09:26:24

27. "They're out"
    
    That's gay. Heterosexual men don't let fags decide how they grow their facial hair. We don't care if queers think we're cool or not.

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 09:36:24

28. "but here in Hollywood mmmphhhmmphhh"
    
    (interrupted by random cock sucking)

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 10:00:45

29. who cares what brad thinks? he's a good looking moron who made a lot of money on his looks and whoring out his kids with Adoptolina..

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 10:31:21

30. Like, we are all sentient beings on this planet and if you like, take time off from, like, totally doing that hot piece you have at home, to talk to the "man" in Washington, well like more power to you.
    I mean, I do think Brad would have more credibility if he just had a soul patch, you know it being the Obama administration and all, but like I know where he is like coming from. It's like get out of the house and away from that wacky bitch. Oh sorry, like I forgot what my publicist told me to say! Damn.

    By Billy-Bob, on March 6, 2009 11:25:04

31. "here in hollywood"
    Fucking hilarious.

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 11:43:18

32. "but here in Hollywood mmmphhhmmphhh"
    
    (interrupted by random cock sucking)"
    
    Win.

    By LMAO, on March 6, 2009 11:52:50

33. Who the hellll else do they want us to save now?
    THey are not gonna stop till they kill offff the Middle--Class completely and usher in Global--Socialism.
    Keep the F*cking... change....

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 13:20:16

34. Tell f*cking Princess Pelosi for me to give up the private plane we pay for and fly commercial like the rest of us, maybe she'll learn how deceived and betrayed we feel.

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 13:26:05

35. Obammma Lied the Economy died !!!

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 13:29:22

36. You're in DC, fuckin' shave, you slob. Dress and groom yourself appropriately, tool.

    By Angie's Ass, on March 6, 2009 13:48:50

37. Wow ! This administration is going all out to fix the country. First Clooney stops by and then Brad ! Which Hollywood genius is next ? Sean Penn ?

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 14:11:41

38. #37 I heard Obama was going to have a meeting with Megan Fox to see if she would consider doing a movie with full frontal nudity to help the economy with movie ticket and DVD sales.

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 16:14:35

39. Thank God ! Change we can believe in just kicked in. Everything is fixed.

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 20:50:38

40. Only a flaming poser would say "here in Hollywood".

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 20:53:12

41. Pelosi has been killing the country for the past three years, send her off to good plastic surgeon in Brazil and hope she never comes back.

    By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 04:58:46

42. funny 38.
    he is just too good to be true.
    i heard he was a re-ject from montauk.
    you can flatten his arse.
    he's into cousin love. obama.
    

    By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 09:27:16