I look better in a bathing suit (and that ain't sayin' much) and ain't nobody payin' me for it - and I'm not putting myself out there in front of every camera I can find. I dont' know what the hell was going on with all the press saying she was in great shape. Looks like a baby cow to me.
She just needs to give up completely. Her career is ruined beyond repair, and her "daddy" can't help her for much longer. She is to concerned with herself and just wants another hit album because she is started to realize that she is fading away compared to all those hot young female artists that are now making number 1 hits,one after the other. She knows that her fatass can't keep up with the younger,prettier girls who are topping the billboards. She only won those awards from MTV because they made an aggreement w/Brit's people that she'd preform as long as she took home all the important awards..... I mean,come on,everyone knows that there were plenty of other "real" artists that deserved those awards before Brit Brit. She just needs to leave this business with the tiny little bit of dignity she has left and become a hermit or something. Has anyone else seen that haughted look in her eyes whenever you see a pic of her. She has been chewed and spit out more times than we will ever know. Her life will forver be a FUCK-UP
It is inconceivable that she is out on tour and even back into this career path at all. Her Dad and manager should be ashamed of themselves.
She needs to recover from her mental illnesses,regain custody of her children AND have no need for her Dad to be legally in charge of her life before she does anything else in life.
How difficult is it to figure out what is common sense? Oh, I forgot, it is about MONEY.
"Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was coming down along road met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo"
i am shocked at the amount of fat she still has...VISIBLE!! she should be in a corset every outfit..at least make us "think" you arent a jelly roll..wow. Wonder who okayed those costume designs..and then okayed AGAIN after the try-on? wow. she must pay those around her ALOT to say ANY KIND OF SHIT....
So she looks awful in those outfits, but hey in reality she is probably like 125lbs. Never the less, DONT WEAR THEM!! Keep your gut under a shirt and you will look skinny and good. pff! I got a gut too but I wear a spandex undershirt and cute clothes and no one is the wiser :D
The whole spectacle of this woman becomes more pathetic by the day.This is the human equivalent of a never ending snuff film.Everyone who claims to care about this poor bitch will be responsible when the inevitable happens.Of course,they will also be out of work and their meal ticket gone.That will be their first concern. Fuck them AND her.
OINK OINK OINK OINK ,have you seen those two pigs eating another pig that commercial is funny and one of the pigs eating is Britney look closely is her
I've got a cousin who has Down's Syndrome and no girls will fuck him. I think Slitney would be perfect to take his virginity. Real guys don't want her anymore, do they?
Why do people pay money to "hear" a lip-syncing, overweight, clumsy has-been? I've seen better out on the street corner at midnight and they probably can actually sing.
Girl needed to be back in the gym big time before going on tour. It's ok for the average out on the street female, but when your appeal IS your toned body it's not so good. Well, that's what all the flash of the show is about, you won't notice how out of shape Britney is, how she really doesn't have the moves and how she can't sing all that well.You'll be too blinded by the flash to notice there is no substance.
Just aanother no talent whore prancing around on stage making millions because idiots love her. I'm not impressed, she is still a pig and not very attractive and I won't pay a dime to see her pathetic concert
The fact that people exist who are willing to waste their money on watching that fat, tired, played-out sow wiggle around like a spastic retard in different costumes while (poorly) pretending to sing says all you need to know about why this country is in such sad shape nowadays.
Just aanother no talent whore prancing around on stage making millions because idiots love her. I'm not impressed, she is still a pig and not very attractive and I won't pay a dime to see her pathetic concert
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 12:28:02 --------------------------------------- Perfect. Nothing more needs to be said.
#52, you might say you'd hit it, but you might be 280-pound fanboy who works the night shift at AM/PM. You might be lucky to hit the fat girl who stocks the shelves in the morning; she'd even be repulsed by the piles of stiff underwear on the floor next to your bed.
Britney no longer wants her dad to be conservator to her estate. She feels she is 'well' and capable of taking over her life again. Jaime pleeeze continue to be her conservator, she's so not ready to take on her life yet. His influence helped get her life back partially, it's too soon for her to take over her affairs.If he give her control of her life right now, girlfriend is capable of going off the deep end for sure! A move like this would be disasterous for Britney.
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Leave Your Comment"...wrapping her corndog up in a slice of pizza"
My corndog. Your pizza. Call me, Britney.
By OhHellYeah, on March 6, 2009 03:02:11
I thought of having breakfast and than I saw THAT.
Thanks Todd for thinking about my diet!
By Mia, on March 6, 2009 03:04:56
lol.
i give her about 5 more shows before she starts going on stage fall down drunk.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 03:08:49
Mmmmm...sexy like a leper.
By JAC, on March 6, 2009 03:17:04
Ponderosa Buffet
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 03:32:41
I hope no one was hurt when the staples popped out.
By humpinfrog, on March 6, 2009 03:55:07
Um I thought she was supposed to be back in good shape?
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 04:01:30
After seeing these pics, I withdraw my previous comment about her still being cute. I must have been high that day. Wow, ew. No thanks.
By Woman, on March 6, 2009 04:06:40
Did they retouch the hell out of the photos of the New Orleans show, or has Britley Jean managed to put on 20 pounds since Monday?
By Fred Cankles, on March 6, 2009 04:12:00
So...do they get fat dancers to so she doesn't look as fat in contrast? What a great idea.
By soldsoul4foos, on March 6, 2009 04:35:25
Proof positive that bacon is oh-so positively delicious!
By Hormel, Inc., on March 6, 2009 04:37:53
I live in Atlanta and didn't even know this shit was coming to town.
I think Ringling Bros. took all her circus thunder.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 04:44:54
I look better in a bathing suit (and that ain't sayin' much) and ain't nobody payin' me for it - and I'm not putting myself out there in front of every camera I can find. I dont' know what the hell was going on with all the press saying she was in great shape. Looks like a baby cow to me.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 04:59:43
I don't know in what universe that would be considered "sexy" but it's not this one.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 05:02:07
She just needs to give up completely. Her career is ruined beyond repair, and her "daddy" can't help her for much longer. She is to concerned with herself and just wants another hit album because she is started to realize that she is fading away compared to all those hot young female artists that are now making number 1 hits,one after the other. She knows that her fatass can't keep up with the younger,prettier girls who are topping the billboards. She only won those awards from MTV because they made an aggreement w/Brit's people that she'd preform as long as she took home all the important awards..... I mean,come on,everyone knows that there were plenty of other "real" artists that deserved those awards before Brit Brit. She just needs to leave this business with the tiny little bit of dignity she has left and become a hermit or something. Has anyone else seen that haughted look in her eyes whenever you see a pic of her.
She has been chewed and spit out more times than we will ever know. Her life will forver be a FUCK-UP
By Jessica P.....Spring Hill, FL, on March 6, 2009 05:03:45
It is inconceivable that she is out on tour and even back into this career path at all. Her Dad and manager should be ashamed of themselves.
She needs to recover from her mental illnesses,regain custody of her children AND have no need for her Dad to be legally in charge of her life before she does anything else in life.
How difficult is it to figure out what is common sense? Oh, I forgot, it is about MONEY.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 05:15:45
"Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was coming down along road met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo"
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 05:22:47
LOL. If this were a photo of Jennifer Love Hewitt you'd all be claiming it's a "real woman".
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 05:27:02
The gypsy costume is really pathetic. DO NOT WANT
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 05:40:56
People pay money to see that??? American $$$$???
By Lucy, on March 6, 2009 05:52:46
i am shocked at the amount of fat she still has...VISIBLE!! she should be in a corset every outfit..at least make us "think" you arent a jelly roll..wow. Wonder who okayed those costume designs..and then okayed AGAIN after the try-on? wow. she must pay those around her ALOT to say ANY KIND OF SHIT....
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 06:09:34
her audience now is totally made up of 16 year old chris crockers.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 06:09:37
Hey it's the female equivalent of Michel Jackson!!
By hoser-take off eh?, on March 6, 2009 06:13:42
Wow, what the hell are learned fans of James Joyce doing on this site?
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 06:18:09
A Pig in make-up is still just a Pig.
Give it up Zitney !
By BukkNekkid , on March 6, 2009 06:57:00
Hard to believe in these fucked up times,there will always be a consumer desperate to give their money away.
P.T.Barnum was right.
By Stupid people get nuetured , on March 6, 2009 06:57:04
USUALLY WHEN i SEE THAT,I HAVE TO PUT A QUARTER IN THE SLOT SO THE CURTAIN WILL OPEN.
By MIKE HUNT, on March 6, 2009 06:58:30
So she looks awful in those outfits, but hey in reality she is probably like 125lbs. Never the less, DONT WEAR THEM!! Keep your gut under a shirt and you will look skinny and good. pff! I got a gut too but I wear a spandex undershirt and cute clothes and no one is the wiser :D
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 07:01:34
The whole spectacle of this woman becomes more pathetic by the day.This is the human equivalent of a never ending snuff film.Everyone who claims to care about this poor bitch will be responsible when the inevitable happens.Of course,they will also be out of work and their meal ticket gone.That will be their first concern.
Fuck them AND her.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 07:07:46
OINK OINK OINK OINK ,have you seen those two pigs eating another pig that commercial is funny and one of the pigs eating is Britney look closely is her
By OINK OINK BRITNEY, on March 6, 2009 07:26:24
#28 why don't you just take your lazy ass to the gym?
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 07:47:18
I've got a cousin who has Down's Syndrome and no girls will fuck him. I think Slitney would be perfect to take his virginity. Real guys don't want her anymore, do they?
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 08:09:44
Why do people pay money to "hear" a lip-syncing, overweight, clumsy has-been? I've seen better out on the street corner at midnight and they probably can actually sing.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 08:15:51
Ooh la sick!
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 08:20:15
"Why do people pay money to "hear" a lip-syncing, overweight, clumsy has-been?"
Ask Kelly Clarkson. She seems to have that figured out.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 08:47:08
Girl needed to be back in the gym big time before going on tour. It's ok for the average out on the street female, but when your appeal IS your toned body it's not so good. Well, that's what all the flash of the show is about, you won't notice how out of shape Britney is, how she really doesn't have the moves and how she can't sing all that well.You'll be too blinded by the flash to notice there is no substance.
By jaye, on March 6, 2009 09:02:31
#35 -- oh no you DIDN'T! You did NOT go there!
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 09:05:37
#33 - the gays are the only ones who still care about Britney
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 09:10:35
Ten years from now, you'll walk into some peep-show place in the nasty part of town. You'll get a roll of quarters and go into a booth.
When you put the first one in, you'll see a blowsy-looking woman who looks slightly familiar. "Didn't you used to be ..."
The woman, who is clearly drunk, nods.
"Oh," you say. "Now start dancing."
And a tear runs down Britney's cheek as she spreads her legs.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 09:25:25
She looks like a 30 year old mother of 2 to me trying to recapture her youth...hey wait, what?
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 10:14:01
Wow. I got out at the right time dogs.
By Kevin, Heavily-Subsidized, CA, on March 6, 2009 11:30:34
Just aanother no talent whore prancing around on stage making millions because idiots love her. I'm not impressed, she is still a pig and not very attractive and I won't pay a dime to see her pathetic concert
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 12:28:02
GET INTOO MAH BELLY!
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 13:02:39
Thank you 31, but you answered that yourself. I AM LAZY :D
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 13:20:41
committed within two years, suicide within five.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 14:06:06
she's a 4 at midnight, a 7 at closing time.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 14:27:33
Britany must have taken a swim in a Louisiana lake and mistaken for the pink dolphin spotted there.
By silver_viper, on March 6, 2009 15:16:20
The fact that people exist who are willing to waste their money on watching that fat, tired, played-out sow wiggle around like a spastic retard in different costumes while (poorly) pretending to sing says all you need to know about why this country is in such sad shape nowadays.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 16:06:16
You're welcome #44.
By #31, on March 6, 2009 16:17:14
Just aanother no talent whore prancing around on stage making millions because idiots love her. I'm not impressed, she is still a pig and not very attractive and I won't pay a dime to see her pathetic concert
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 12:28:02
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Perfect. Nothing more needs to be said.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 17:37:55
She is a fat whore. She has no talent and looks like a fat pig. She's over. Her legs are her worst feature, short, fat, and stubby.
By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 00:24:53
You know, I agree with the general consensus here that she is a fat disgusting pig.
And yet, I'd still hit that.
By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 02:18:50
AMfuckingEN #48.
By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 04:20:52
#52, you might say you'd hit it, but you might be 280-pound fanboy who works the night shift at AM/PM. You might be lucky to hit the fat girl who stocks the shelves in the morning; she'd even be repulsed by the piles of stiff underwear on the floor next to your bed.
By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 13:25:56
They should keep her in body suits, as opposed to bikini tops and really do something about that hair.
By who cares, on March 8, 2009 10:29:02
Britney no longer wants her dad to be conservator to her estate. She feels she is 'well' and capable of taking over her life again. Jaime pleeeze continue to be her conservator, she's so not ready to take on her life yet. His influence helped get her life back partially, it's too soon for her to take over her affairs.If he give her control of her life right now, girlfriend is capable of going off the deep end for sure! A move like this would be disasterous for Britney.
By anonymous, on March 10, 2009 11:19:31
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