49 Comments:

1. ghgfg

   By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 08:01:01

2. Apparently, this chick is only 18.
   Really?

   By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 08:05:25

3. Her nipples look like braille.

   By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 08:06:28

4. Poppy is really called Poppy Rivers. I've met her once before (or maybe her sister) and she really is 18. Time to let her know she's on IDLYITW.

   By Alex., on March 7, 2009 08:20:47

5. That's ugly. And the implant scar is disgusting.

   By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 08:24:41

6. Um, ok.

   By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 08:27:24

7. If she is 18, she has been rode hard and put away wet. Boob lift, ass lypo in order. There are women twice her age that rock better bodies.

   By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 08:31:53

8. She's got fried egg aureoles, which is probably the main reason for the decision to shoot the photos in black & white, to hide that trait. Admittedly, this is a pedantic complaint, and I would still drink her diarrhea like a protein shake.

   By J-Bird, on March 7, 2009 08:33:38

9. Id smash!

   By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 09:04:13

10. Nice hips... but the eyes say, "I CUT YOU!"

    By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 09:35:55

11. ugh shes 18????? she looks 35. and those nipples are DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 10:37:42

12. Must have sprayed those nips with WD-40 for the excited look. This is Miley at 18.

    By silver_viper, on March 7, 2009 10:48:43

13. In 2 years those lung bags are gonna be swingin' around her knees.

    By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 11:28:36

14. J-Bird, stop trying to make Dave jealous.
    
    Yours truly,
    
    V
    
    (Jenny Rulez)

    By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 11:35:43

15. Really really super duper UGLY face. And busted tits too. This is gross. No thanks.

    By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 13:26:10

16. Ummm. I'm going to throw out my calendar. Whenever I need to know it's the weekend I'll just wait for the shitty, NEVER FUNNY posts from Dave. Fuck you Dave. And fuck you too Todd. Get this asshat off our site!!!!!!!!!!!

    By Loves Todd, on March 7, 2009 13:41:37

17. There's nothing wrong with her. Just a hot piece of 18 year old puntang!!!I'd buy that for a dollar...

    By Laary Flynt, on March 7, 2009 14:03:17

18. Not to mention she's a fat, toneless nobody.

    By VeeDub, on March 7, 2009 14:08:22

19. Its funny, here we have a lot to compare her too so she gets ripped. Put her in something tight and in your hometown grocery store and you morons would follow her around like shy little puppies....

    By markeeoo, on March 7, 2009 14:25:12

20. she's totally hittable -- again and again.

    By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 14:38:41

21. 18? My 50 yr old wife's tits look better and are just as big, without the crusted over areolas and nips pointing at the ground. AND they're fake? shhheeeeeit crack hore

    By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 14:43:32

22. Fuck you #16.

    By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 14:57:55

23. markeeoo you're an idiot.

    By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 15:22:22

24. You guys are stupid. You've been playing with blow up dolls way too long. Yeah, she;s really gross, right. Like any of you can do better.

    By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 17:53:55

25. No, the thing you people dont understand is that this girl looks like a real girl, this obviously isnt photoshopped, and many of the women you find "fuckable" are so graphically enhanced that your view of beautiful is totally screwed up. I have to admit that at first I was put off by her hip fat and then I remembered that she is a woman, and she is supposed to have that softness and that if you look at art from almost any period in time except for ours, she is downright skinny. And I'm sure you think I'm a fatty and ugly but I'm not. I just hope that women like her are thrust into our view more often and that the healthy, soft, natural figure becomes pretty again.

    By Lisa, on March 7, 2009 19:13:35

26. Has anyone noticed that her breasts are natural, as in they haven't been surgically enhanced. Sad that men on this site are dissing her for not having silicone barbie boobs that stand up without a bra.

    By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 19:20:17

27. This chick is very sexy. You don't look at her and think, she's the most beautiful thing in the world. You just look at her and think she has big tits, soft curves, an alluring look and that she's the kind of girl you want to pump every last sperm cell between her legs.

    By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 19:53:17

28. All you fags whining about her big nipples and the rest, this 18-year-old would be a dream to fuck; experienced enough to enjoy it and young enough to still be tight.
    
    

    By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 20:10:25

29. Pretty girl, but kind of unfortunate boobs.
    They are not perky at all, and also lopsided, but sometimes that's just how nature rolls. At least they are naturally lopsided. They are definitely NOT fake, and I give her points for that.
    
    She could easily have succumb to the temptation to do what so many other girls do. But really, I'd rather look at a uniquely imperfect girl than yet another set of "perfect", balloon-like, utterly unnatural plastic tits.

    By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 22:10:16

30. Meh whatever dudes that are limp dicks and want to plug a saggy bitch hole! Where is Jenny?

    By WE WANT JENNY, on March 7, 2009 22:39:45

31. This girl is fit!!!! Nuffin wrong wit her @ all. Tog is shit, prob doin her no favourz look @ da rest of er pics on Page3 she a stunner!

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 01:20:11

32. I would pay $50 bucks for this.

    By BarbadoSlim, on March 8, 2009 03:51:34

33. #23 = Jew
    I don't think shes perfect either but who is? Maybe me, but thats it....

    By Megan Fox, on March 8, 2009 05:40:33

34. #33 markeeoo you're still an idiot.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 06:27:58

35. Well said #25 & #26, that girl looks great

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 06:59:43

36. she has sideburns...

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 07:43:16

37. Morons. These pictures are airbrushed and cleaned up with Photoshop to make better than she really does. These aren't candid photos. She's an average looking attractive 18 year old slut who poses naked in the whore section of a UK rag so men will jerk off to her. Stop talking about her like she's a "beautiful lady".

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 08:03:35

38. Real tits, gotta luv em.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 08:18:06

39. u all blind she hot

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 10:22:02

40. I think she's sexy. Not the prettiest fast. But she's all natural, curvy and sexy in the right places. Stop jacking off to air-brushed photos of Britey Spears boys.

    By Willa Dodge, on March 8, 2009 10:31:09

41. I think she's sexy. Not the prettiest face. But she's all natural, curvy and sexy in the right places. Stop jacking off to air-brushed photos of Britey Spears boys.

    By Willa Dodge, on March 8, 2009 10:31:16

42. Willa Dodge we only need your retarded posts one at a time. Stupid cunt.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 10:42:36

43. So she has real natural big boobs. That's what real boobs look like. I think she's rather sexy. Not the typical hollywood sexy but still sexy.

    By Chick, on March 8, 2009 13:26:01

44. I doubt you could lure an "ugly" woman like that into mom's basement where you live or have her enjoy that magical date with you at 7-11 sucking down a slurpee.
    In short, players are never haters, haters are never players. Tru dat y'all.

    By Tupac Smalls, on March 8, 2009 13:37:46

45. What's with all the persistent Brit stuff on this site? We have perfectly fine naked girls right here in America, thank you. Frankly, this content is BORING. AMERICAN BLOG: items of interest to AMERICANS. Go post on a Brit blog, Dave, if they'll hire you . And you're gonna have to be a little more creative than posting anon f-bombs to anyone who disagrees with you. Oh, wait--right. Cheers!

    By Sami, on March 8, 2009 16:52:02

46. OMG, you mean real women don't have perfectly round breasts or skin as smooth as plastic?
    
    Fine by me, really.
    She may not be perfect, whatever that is, but at least she isn't one of those plastic dolls that the fashion/porn industries stamp out nowadays. Little imperfections are nice; if you can't appreciate them, just buy a RealDoll and be done with it.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 19:56:39

47. Jamie Oliver named his first daughter Poppy

    By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 03:59:10

48. @#45- It is more of a challenge to find healthy specimens with good teeth over there Sami. Plus the American diet is more conducive for chest whoopers than in the UK. So it is a bit more of an achievement all around I think.
    Since Brits are not yet as porn-addled as Americans you will see these girls in actual poses
    that are appealing yet leave something to the imagination, not leaving you feel as if you are a gynecologist from seeing endless spread American slut cooters. Now are you not sorry you asked?

    By Nelson, Britannia Rules the Waves, on March 9, 2009 10:50:55

49. All you chicks with the saggy tits need to chill with defending her. I have natural 34Ds and mine sure aren't swangin' low like that.
    It's called a BRA and STRENGTH TRAINING. Used in combination, your boobs won't point straight to the floor. Just a thought.

    By anonymous, on March 10, 2009 16:30:30