Post #1 ....Really if you cant think of something better than that to say.... please just kill yourself. I've never been much of a porn guy because ..well who wants to look at a bunch of dicks with big dicks getting more ass than I'll ever get,even though its pretty nasty girls..
He's British, the British are filthy, dirty, stinky people. No flossing and brushing either. They are nice people, though. Bad teeth and bad breath. I was on a 10 hour flight next to a British woman and she had horrid breath.(Her teeth were bad). Even Kiera Knightley has said she goes days without showering. They have socialized medicine, it's supposed to provide them with dental care. And good medical care. This is what Obama wants for us. No thanks.
I don't understand why some women's panties turn into slip-and-slides over this guy. He doesn't bathe, his eyebrows look worse than Brooke Shields' in her Calvin Klein days, and he makes Casper the Friendly Ghost look like Kunta Kente.
As a young (well still somewhat young) woman who LOVED the twilight books, I was highly dissapointed in the movie. Edward is supposed to be some strickingly gorgeous guy and they got this douche to play him. Very disappointing. He is not gorgeous, he's just barely ok looking.
and he makes Casper the Friendly Ghost look like Kunta Kente.
Oh my God, I laughed so hard at this. That was a good one!
But I think it's our turn now to tell all the guys who are saying that the dude doesn't look hot that they are just fat and ugly and the women who agree with them are lesbians. Besides, you can make him take a bath and tweeze that unibrow and he would be perfectly fuckable.
The first comment here is, at the time of this comment, the wittiest, funniest, and most truthful so far. #1 - don't let all the Twilight lovers bother you - you simply dashed their dreams with the truth.
I don't get the hype over this guy. He's pasty, skinny, hairy and apparently smells like rotten crotch. You ladies and fag boys don't understand why we like Megan Fox or Marissa Miller and we don't understand why you ladies like fem boys such as this dude or Zac Efron. I guess that's just the way of the world.
Hey #9 and #14..they are raising the ground rent at the trailer park you live in so you better get out from in front of the comp. and go find some more aluminum cans.Or raise what you charge for a BJ from $5.00 TO $10.00.
And that's the scumbag you girls like damn you chicks are dumb ,hey tweens and brainless teens just because some ugly guy is in a movie does not mean he is hot or sweet or nice or SHOWERS ,but since you think he has wings and can make the world a better place go ahead suck his two inch dick gag on it but do scrape that crusty shit he has on it from banging guys , girls girls you sure know how to pick them any news on what the jonas bros smell like PUKE lol
he looks mighty tasty too me...and #22,,why do you care about this guy if your a dude,why also do you feel you must tell us your straight.You may come out of the closet and come have dinner with me...you as the main course..of course
So lets see. Girls who rag on other women celebrities are fat and lazy and jealous. Guess the same holds true to the guys hating on Rob. HAHAHA, fucking losers! He gets more pussy than all the guys hating on him can hope to get in their lives. Now it looks like it is your turn to be bitter. Karma's a bitch, right?
It is bad enough they have a mole on the set letting people know where the cast of New Moon will be so paps can get pics of them, now they have a jealous douche spreading rumors. Poor, dumb, jealous bastards.
#31 yeah, I'm bitter because I don't look like some 98lb faggy british guy that stinks. And as to all the "pussy" this guy gets, my bet is most of it is fat pimply goth introverted dweeb pussy which he can have. I'll stick to banging chicks that are actually hot and not bitter (i.e. not you).
He might get more pussy than the men on this thread but at least the girls don't have to wear a HAZMAT suit to get within 10 feet of them. Sad that he makes more money than God off of that horrible excuse for a movie and can't afford a bar of soap or eyebrow tweezers.
Everyone ragging on 1 must be a bunch of fat middle aged single women on their periods whose idea of a date is rubbing the Twilight series all over their bodies because it's the closest they'll ever get to a man.
Seriously, the books blow, Robert smells like ass, and every single one of you pathetic sad sacks think about stuffing his face into your dry, unused vaginas.
Well, duh! I could have told you smelled back. Look at him. Plus, he was asked once how does he get his hair like that and his response was, "Don't wash it. Like ever." Gross.
Bullshit. Hordes of fans and interviewers have been all over this guy. None of them have ever said that he smells bad. The most common report is that he smells of soap and smoke. Kind of yummy. I'd give him a tongue bath, though, if he needed one.
okay, this guy's never been that attractive anyways. As for the stench thing, I guess those fans of his better get used to the idea of fucking trashcans, no?
I think #1 (and his supporters) are learning the hard way: never go on the internet and joke about a movie worshiped by an army of fat pasty introverts. They greatly outnumber you in this type of forum.
hey number 13, if you want to pluck his eyebrows, what about that chest hair that goes up to his throat? is that in any need of a fixer-upper too perhaps?
Everyone who agrees with #21, #36 and #40 is just a fat and ugly dude with acne all over his disgusting fat body, which even a daily 24-hour bathe in Proactive won't cure. You and those three hideous bastards must surely hate that guy, because you're only allowed to leave the basement when it's dark outside so that nobody can see you and immediately drops dead by the sight of your grossness. Just go on living your pitiful life jerking off to whores on the internet and sniffing your mamas panties while doing so. 'Cause that's as close to a real pussy as you will ever get.
I don't find this Pattinson guy particularly hot. But I have to say, I've never believed the rumors about Brad Pitt stinking. It's very unlikely that anyone (especially in Hollywood) is going to have a successful career - much less be with a beautiful woman like Angelina Jolie - if he's smelly. Who would hire someone repulsive and dirty? Even if it had happened, surely someone would've taken him aside and informed about his poor hygiene. Plus, he doesn't even LOOK dirty. The smoke thing is possible - maybe Pitt, and Pattinson both do/did smoke and someone was bitching about that. But body odor from not bathing - no way.
As a career crew guy, I have to say that stinky fuckers on set make everything miserable. Especially when they're treated like something special. I someone on the crew stinks, you can tell 'em. Actors? Fuck no.
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Leave Your CommentNow you star stuck ladies can think about gagging on cock that smells like asshole.
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 03:52:06
This is nothing a good beating wouldn't cure.
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 04:02:42
Post #1 ....Really if you cant think of something better than that to say.... please just kill yourself.
I've never been much of a porn guy because ..well who wants to look at a bunch of dicks with big dicks getting more ass than I'll ever get,even though its pretty nasty girls..
By the big unit, on March 25, 2009 04:04:37
He's British, the British are filthy, dirty, stinky people. No flossing and brushing either. They are nice people, though. Bad teeth and bad breath. I was on a 10 hour flight next to a British woman and she had horrid breath.(Her teeth were bad). Even Kiera Knightley has said she goes days without showering. They have socialized medicine, it's supposed to provide them with dental care. And good medical care. This is what Obama wants for us. No thanks.
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 04:11:55
Seriously #1, grow up
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 04:15:16
Come on, is it really that surprising? He's BRITISH!! A country notorious for not bathing...
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 04:18:15
Pattinson could take a bath and be perfectly fuckable. #1 will always be a loser.
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 04:18:44
I don't understand why some women's panties turn into slip-and-slides over this guy. He doesn't bathe, his eyebrows look worse than Brooke Shields' in her Calvin Klein days, and he makes Casper the Friendly Ghost look like Kunta Kente.
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 04:21:18
why all the rudeness to #1? I really think it's a valid statement
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 04:26:48
As a young (well still somewhat young) woman who LOVED the twilight books, I was highly dissapointed in the movie. Edward is supposed to be some strickingly gorgeous guy and they got this douche to play him. Very disappointing. He is not gorgeous, he's just barely ok looking.
By unhappy with the movie, on March 25, 2009 04:34:13
He is ugly. I seriously doubt females are actually attracted to him--it's just the media trying to sell him to us.
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 04:36:03
I'm sure the cocks #1 sucks still have the lingering smell of his own asshole...
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 04:46:11
and he makes Casper the Friendly Ghost look like Kunta Kente.
Oh my God, I laughed so hard at this. That was a good one!
But I think it's our turn now to tell all the guys who are saying that the dude doesn't look hot that they are just fat and ugly and the women who agree with them are lesbians.
Besides, you can make him take a bath and tweeze that unibrow and he would be perfectly fuckable.
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 04:59:32
The first comment here is, at the time of this comment, the wittiest, funniest, and most truthful so far. #1 - don't let all the Twilight lovers bother you - you simply dashed their dreams with the truth.
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 05:02:14
No wonder Kristen Stewart has to get high.
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 05:03:22
Eau de Teabag
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 05:12:03
he looks good to me
By steve wonder, on March 25, 2009 05:23:43
P.U. I CAN SMELL HIM FROM HERE!
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 05:43:03
I don't get the hype over this guy. He's pasty, skinny, hairy and apparently smells like rotten crotch. You ladies and fag boys don't understand why we like Megan Fox or Marissa Miller and we don't understand why you ladies like fem boys such as this dude or Zac Efron. I guess that's just the way of the world.
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 05:43:20
Hey #9 and #14..they are raising the ground rent at the trailer park you live in so you better get out from in front of the comp. and go find some more aluminum cans.Or raise what you charge for a BJ from $5.00 TO $10.00.
By john holmes, on March 25, 2009 05:53:09
And that's the scumbag you girls like damn you chicks are dumb ,hey tweens and brainless teens just because some ugly guy is in a movie does not mean he is hot or sweet or nice or SHOWERS ,but since you think he has wings and can make the world a better place go ahead suck his two inch dick gag on it but do scrape that crusty shit he has on it from banging guys , girls girls you sure know how to pick them
any news on what the jonas bros smell like PUKE lol
By HE IS ONE SMELLY DOUCHEBAG, on March 25, 2009 05:58:12
#13-I think it's gonna take more than some tweezing and shampoo to get this guy just halfway fuckable. Just my thoughts.
And I'm as straight as a damn arrow.
By #8, on March 25, 2009 06:00:04
he looks mighty tasty too me...
By hannibal lector, on March 25, 2009 06:28:20
he looks mighty tasty too me...and #22,,why do you care about this guy if your a dude,why also do you feel you must tell us your straight.You may come out of the closet and come have dinner with me...you as the main course..of course
By hannibal lector, on March 25, 2009 06:31:12
thinking your shit doesn't stink. does it get anymore arrogant and pretentious than that?
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 06:37:02
Go #1, bunch of disgusting bitches would probably let this stink pig crap on them.hahahahaha
By BarbadoSlim, on March 25, 2009 06:46:21
#24:
I'm female. Have a good one.
By #8, on March 25, 2009 06:52:28
hey #24-how do you know #22 is a dude?
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 06:54:19
Its a he-she for all I care,They all taste the same.
By hannibal, on March 25, 2009 07:18:34
He looks really "special"
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 07:50:58
So lets see. Girls who rag on other women celebrities are fat and lazy and jealous. Guess the same holds true to the guys hating on Rob. HAHAHA, fucking losers! He gets more pussy than all the guys hating on him can hope to get in their lives. Now it looks like it is your turn to be bitter. Karma's a bitch, right?
It is bad enough they have a mole on the set letting people know where the cast of New Moon will be so paps can get pics of them, now they have a jealous douche spreading rumors. Poor, dumb, jealous bastards.
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 08:12:34
uh...thats the WRONG piece of hot white boy ass i wanted to see, you see thats NOT THOMAS DEKKER.
but nice try...thanks.
By SBdisappointed, on March 25, 2009 09:00:21
He probably thinks his shit doesn't stink.
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 09:15:36
A lot of junkies tend to lose interest in bathing for long stretches of time.
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 09:52:10
Maybe he's actually the Wicked Vampire of the West and saw what happened to his witch sister.
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 09:59:31
#31 yeah, I'm bitter because I don't look like some 98lb faggy british guy that stinks.
And as to all the "pussy" this guy gets, my bet is most of it is fat pimply goth introverted dweeb pussy which he can have. I'll stick to banging chicks that are actually hot and not bitter (i.e. not you).
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 10:02:40
Washing your hair all the time or everyday is WAY OVERRATED. It strips your hair of natural oils.
Anyways, I've known plenty of Americans who bathed infrequently (I, among them). It's not just a Euro thing.
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 10:02:54
he probs just smells manly... mmm...
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 10:08:33
#31
He might get more pussy than the men on this thread but at least the girls don't have to wear a HAZMAT suit to get within 10 feet of them. Sad that he makes more money than God off of that horrible excuse for a movie and can't afford a bar of soap or eyebrow tweezers.
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 10:12:05
Everyone ragging on 1 must be a bunch of fat middle aged single women on their periods whose idea of a date is rubbing the Twilight series all over their bodies because it's the closest they'll ever get to a man.
Seriously, the books blow, Robert smells like ass, and every single one of you pathetic sad sacks think about stuffing his face into your dry, unused vaginas.
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 11:14:44
#12 LOL! Good one!
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 11:26:40
#40 Ha ha ha ha ha! SLAM DUNK!
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 11:33:52
Well, duh! I could have told you smelled back. Look at him. Plus, he was asked once how does he get his hair like that and his response was, "Don't wash it. Like ever." Gross.
By Rebecca, on March 25, 2009 11:52:00
It is so funny to see the guys hating on another dude for a change. Refreshing, really.
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 12:54:33
Does anyone else notice he looks like John Belushi's semi-retarded son?
By Sleazy P. Martini, on March 25, 2009 13:55:33
Stink is NOT the new sexy. Ewwwwwww! I always said he looked like a nasty bum.
By jaye, on March 25, 2009 14:53:59
Bullshit. Hordes of fans and interviewers have been all over this guy. None of them have ever said that he smells bad. The most common report is that he smells of soap and smoke. Kind of yummy. I'd give him a tongue bath, though, if he needed one.
By Pam, on March 25, 2009 15:28:02
#40 Get therapy, please. You have issues.
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 15:33:02
okay, this guy's never been that attractive anyways. As for the stench thing, I guess those fans of his better get used to the idea of fucking trashcans, no?
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 15:49:14
if it looks like shit & smells like shit, well what else is it gonna be?
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 16:28:43
I'd hit that in a Long Island minute.
By Lindsay Lohan, on March 25, 2009 16:38:29
I think #1 (and his supporters) are learning the hard way: never go on the internet and joke about a movie worshiped by an army of fat pasty introverts. They greatly outnumber you in this type of forum.
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 16:39:44
#1 Hit the nail on the head.
By P U, on March 25, 2009 16:45:40
I could hold my nose. Just sayin'.
By anonymous, on March 25, 2009 16:53:16
hey number 13, if you want to pluck his eyebrows, what about that chest hair that goes up to his throat? is that in any need of a fixer-upper too perhaps?
By the violator, on March 25, 2009 20:16:25
Everyone who agrees with #21, #36 and #40 is just a fat and ugly dude with acne all over his disgusting fat body, which even a daily 24-hour bathe in Proactive won't cure.
You and those three hideous bastards must surely hate that guy, because you're only allowed to leave the basement when it's dark outside so that nobody can see you and immediately drops dead by the sight of your grossness.
Just go on living your pitiful life jerking off to whores on the internet and sniffing your mamas panties while doing so.
'Cause that's as close to a real pussy as you will ever get.
By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 00:05:46
I don't find this Pattinson guy particularly hot.
But I have to say, I've never believed the rumors about Brad Pitt stinking. It's very unlikely that anyone (especially in Hollywood) is going to have a successful career - much less be with a beautiful woman like Angelina Jolie - if he's smelly. Who would hire someone repulsive and dirty? Even if it had happened, surely someone would've taken him aside and informed about his poor hygiene. Plus, he doesn't even LOOK dirty.
The smoke thing is possible - maybe Pitt, and Pattinson both do/did smoke and someone was bitching about that. But body odor from not bathing - no way.
By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 03:05:20
ugggh this guy looks so stoned
By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 03:08:46
He is so X..
By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 08:36:16
As a career crew guy, I have to say that stinky fuckers on set make everything miserable. Especially when they're treated like something special. I someone on the crew stinks, you can tell 'em. Actors? Fuck no.
By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 16:04:49
I don't care if he's dirty, smelly, filthy. I'd still let him eat my pussy and fuck my tight ass.
By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 16:47:42
he's one of the must ugly man in the world.
look at this face, just like a dead fish.
what the media can for us all? boring
By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 20:36:03
This story is an epic fail. Girls will still hit that, myself included.
By anonymous, on March 27, 2009 19:24:29
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