35 Comments:

1. Why do they pay you to write for this blog when you're not funny at all? You're not a joke writer, so why are you here? You must work for almost nothing. You probably pay the owners of this blog to let you post here.

   By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 08:34:12

2. Here's hoping you succeed, Dave.

   By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 08:50:00

3. What the fuck do you people come here for? Just to bitch at this dude's postings? I come here for the photos of hot chicks, to help fuel my masturbation fantasies, and frankly, it's a good place to begin. You know, before I start hitting the hard-core porn sites. Sort of my warm-up routine. You want comedy, go to the fuckin' Onion.

   By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 09:03:48

4. WOW SHE IS UGLY damn she is another ugly girl that people think is hot because she has been in some movies the power of film makes any nasty looking chick into a sex symbol

   By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 09:30:28

5. FAT

   By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 09:50:40

6. I agree #3. If Todd was writing these posts no one would say a word. Keep up the good work Dave. You're doing fine.

   By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 09:58:33

7. #6. Here's the hole in your theory - Todd wouldn't be writing these.

   By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 10:03:04

8. fuck all of you homos, if you dont think shes hot then you are def. into cock. i would switch off between bangin the hell out of her and rimming her all dam night.

   By Willy Mayes Hayes, on March 8, 2009 10:24:47

9. @ #3
   
   You must be new here. You arrived with Dave and the end of what used to be a great site.

   By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 10:30:12

10. Girl is over rated

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 10:32:52

11. Go Dave GO! Rosario Dawson is very cute.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 11:08:56

12. WOW v sexy!

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 11:21:53

13. If you want Dave to go away you should IGNORE HIS POSTS and email him with your hatred of him. If you post comments about how much you hate him that is traffic for him and the ads on the site. The more people hate someone the more popular they are. Just tell him to his face.
    
    

    By Dave's Biggest Fan, on March 8, 2009 11:22:04

14. OMG best boobies ever....I remember ger scene on the roof in CLerks 2...aaaahhhhhhh

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 12:18:34

15. Can't help but notice, Dave, that your sycophants mostly post anonymously.
    
    How many people do you think Gorilla Nation has paid to defend this slop, or can you confirm that this is all your doing?
    
    I'll bet the moderators can confirm at least five or six "Anonymous" posts are coming from the same IP address.
    
    Oh, and BTW, you won't get me clicking on an IMG trap. Much too smart for that, sugarshits.

    By Vigilante, on March 8, 2009 13:02:26

16. @ Vigilante
    
    "Just tell him to his face."
    
    That is Dave's face.
    

    By Dave's Biggest Fan, on March 8, 2009 13:20:30

17. Is Dave supposed to be the stuttering John of this web site or soemthing?
    I really don't get it.

    By A. Einstein, on March 8, 2009 13:21:51

18. You see at least 8-10 girls more attractive than her on the street in Manhattan each day.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 13:27:26

19. She is so fucking hot and sexual. Most of these chicks are stiffs, they have no idea what to do. This chick will make you feel like you know what your doing. And her tits! come on man...
    Dave is cool as long as he sticks to adult chicks and not the children he often posts....

    By Hung Wang, on March 8, 2009 13:29:08

20. she is ugly as sin.

    By pookie poo, on March 8, 2009 13:56:28

21. Rosario is Bangin'.
    Thanks for sharing these Dave !
    BTW ....
    WTF is up with all the Dave haters?
    If you don't like his posts/style, move on.
    
    NOT posting anonymously..........

    By BukkNekkid , on March 8, 2009 13:56:52

22. HOT. No doubt about it.

    By Kris, on March 8, 2009 14:11:47

23. Wait... Rosario is fat? That's news to me.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 14:25:52

24. "That is Dave's face."
    
    Human bodies are strange. Dave grows all that thick hair on his head and eyebrows, but he can't grow more of a mustache than that. Dave looks like my Mexican neighbors' 14 year old homosexual son.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 14:36:56

25. @Dave's Only Fan..
    
    Where is Dave's face? I see no face of Dave. I only see the shell of something that once was. Is Dave here somewhere? Or is she hiding behind a hyperlink?
    
    She doesn't want to come out and face me in the comments section, that's for sure.
    

    By Vigilante, on March 8, 2009 14:41:12

26. @BukkNekkid,
    
    I remember you, so I'll give you a pass.
    
    Dave works for the corporate shites that have ruined this site. Therefore Dave is the enemy. Perhaps some day Dave will come to see the error of his ways and stop posting mindless cat puke, regurgitated grass from the yard of TMZ.
    
    Probably not.
    
    I digress. It is my God given right not to move on. I'll move on when I Goddamned well feel like it. And right now, I don't feel like it.
    
    So piss on y'all.
    
    Dave sucks.
    
    And Tood is pushin' it.
    
    

    By Vigilante, on March 8, 2009 14:47:38

27. Pictures are hot if you don't know what she really looks like. But I know what she looks like and she's not even average.

    By sushi, on March 8, 2009 15:02:37

28. Newsflash:
    
    Most people who post on the internet are anonymous. Entering a made-up screen name does not make one less anonymous than one who chooses to click "anonymous".

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2009 15:25:19

29. Newsflash back atcha, 28...(DAVE)
    
    I've been going by this "made-up screen name" for about a decade. The people who know the name, know me. So yes, it DOES make me less anonymous than one who chooses to click "anonymous". And what kind of attempt at logic was that supposed to be, anyways? Pretty fucking retarded. Do they pay you to make up the anonymous shit as well? You must be making a fortune.
    
    I'd love to see these comments posted with IP addresses attached, then we'd see how many little "anonymice" there are scrambling around.

    By Vigilante, on March 9, 2009 02:00:26

30. vigilante....(29)....i'm pretty sure 28 was talking to 21

    By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 06:57:18

31. Could be. But according to some people I have serious issues. So, y'know...I have to cover all the bases.
    
    Plus it was one more opportunity to rip on Dave. Who could resist that?

    By Vigilante, on March 9, 2009 07:42:19

32. I think Dave and Vigilante should become Facebook friends.
    Save us reading a lot of posts.

    By Anonymous But Needing Professional Help, on March 9, 2009 10:38:20

33. Well, he knows where to find me.

    By Vigilante, on March 9, 2009 11:34:47

34. I would go lez for that girl. Partly because she's gorgeous, and partly because she's damn funny.

    By anonymous, on March 9, 2009 12:10:58

35. She's got saggy, perky booobs, but I'd still do her...

    By Archer, on March 9, 2009 16:18:18