46 Comments:

1. I think the photos of her shirt being backwards first and then forward are pretty dam funny....

   By Paris Hilton, on March 28, 2009 09:17:09

2. That is one funny story.

   By Tasi, on March 28, 2009 09:21:40

3. now thats what i call shame-WOW

   By Bros, on March 28, 2009 09:27:47

4. WHORES CAN TAKE A PUNCH they are used to it, it comes with the job lol , but she looks better after then before that's weird he looks like crap no matter what now he knows that next time YOU DON'T KISS A WHORE you moron he needs to watch PRETTY WOMAN again and get some tips

   By anonymous, on March 28, 2009 09:28:31

5. This guy is AAAAAAAH-NOOOOOOOO-YIIIIIING. I literally twitch when I see his ShamWOW commercial. It's epileptical. ::convulses::

   By cinco, on March 28, 2009 09:40:18

6. You'll say WOW!!! everytime you punch a hooker in the face.

   By Ya Mean, on March 28, 2009 10:08:44

7. What a crazy, psycho bitch. Who chomps down on someone's tongue?! He better check himself for scabies and the fucking herp. This whole thing, his face, her craziness, the tongue biting, makes me want to barf.

   By Jaysus, on March 28, 2009 10:18:09

8. LOL.

   By anonymous, on March 28, 2009 10:50:24

9. I feel sorry for this poor bastard. He dropped 1,000 dollars to get laid, and all he got was that lousy mugshot?
   
   Methinks he could have gotten better ass for a dinner and a movie.

   By anonymous, on March 28, 2009 11:11:33

10. Bitch had it coming. You don't fuck with Sham-Wow Guy.

    By Limegrass, on March 28, 2009 11:54:34

11. I thought Hookers had some kind or rule that kissing is out during sex.

    By anonymous, on March 28, 2009 12:21:48

12. This is obviously a conspiracy set up by the Church of Scientology.

    By Greenie, on March 28, 2009 12:33:14

13. is he wearing a hospital johnnie under his coat?

    By anonymous, on March 28, 2009 12:51:00

14. I cannot imagine paying ANY woman $1000 for sex. Then again, I don't look like Vince. I really think it would have been cheaper for him to simply choke his own chicken that night but no ...

    By Midlife Bachelor, on March 28, 2009 13:02:12

15. Is he wearing a hospital jonny? And I think her mugshots are from two different incidents? Her face doesn't look as methed out in the left.

    By echoroc, on March 28, 2009 13:05:06

16. Makes me want to buy more Sham-Wows.

    By German Engineer, on March 28, 2009 13:42:32

17. i think those pics of her were taken at different times ... her hair is different (longer in one) and her shirt is on different (front vs. backwards). Not that it matters... just playing Columbo here!

    By anonymous, on March 28, 2009 14:13:09

18. The girl's mugshot is two different people. Look at the hair, it's completely different lengths. Possibly same girl, but taken at completely different times.
    
    He looks wacky with that crooked smirk on his face.

    By anonymous, on March 28, 2009 14:21:16

19. If you buy this ass now, I'll throw in a second beating for free.

    By anonymous, on March 28, 2009 14:39:41

20. It is truly unfortunate when celebrities of any type allow their unresolved anger issues to turn into physical violence, which is un-needed and un-helpful. I for one feel you should never hit a woman under any circumstances. It is something I myself will never do.
    (Yo, can one of y'all do me a solid and send along this here post to the Judge am going to be hearing my case?)

    By C. Brown, on March 28, 2009 15:09:10

21. vince is the man
    
    his face is jacked cuz he had a stroke
    
    lifes a b

    By anonymous, on March 28, 2009 15:36:11

22. woot!
    go team Sasha!

    By anonymous, on March 28, 2009 15:48:21

23. I would go out with him just so I could say, "Blow me, Schlomi!"

    By RaraAvis, on March 28, 2009 16:03:25

24. Damn it, I was trying to come up with some sort of Slap Chop joke, but I got nothin'. Oh well.
    This story is hialrious. Good job, Dave :)

    By Chantelle, on March 28, 2009 16:04:38

25. The mugshots of the hooker were NOT taken on the same day. Her hair is much longer and curlier in the second photo and the highlights are in different places). What's up with THAT?

    By anonymous, on March 28, 2009 17:16:40

26. One Shamwow will clean that crime scene up. Use a jumbo for the blood, and a medium one for the semen.

    By anonymous, on March 28, 2009 17:49:09

27. Paris Hilton you're an idiot.

    By anonymous, on March 28, 2009 19:03:34

28. Is the headpiece really fucking necessary?

    By anonymous, on March 28, 2009 19:18:15

29. i hate to be the grammar nazi...but..
    
    it should be Accept your shame..not Except your shame

    By anonymous, on March 28, 2009 21:09:35

30. If they ever made a movie of the week about this guy I see Steve Bucsemi playing him. I sit just me or do they kinda look alike and sound a like.

    By anonymous, on March 29, 2009 02:16:18

31. no, except was properly used, accept would have been incorrect

    By anonymous, on March 29, 2009 03:07:47

32. Could've been worse. She could've been biting on his ding ding.

    By ShamOuch, on March 29, 2009 04:51:40

33. She looks truly insane. And that is what most of us men seem to be attracted to.
    
    He looks like the one who got beat up.
    #4 too many movies for you....When humans get punched in the face 4x they show signs. She's not a boxer! Maybe he had 12oz gloves on...hahaha
    
    So you people believe an insane hooker, that he punched her in the face. AND she shows NO signs....geeeeezeeee.... yet his face is all fucked up.... morons...

    By Men in Blue, on March 29, 2009 04:54:25

34. Well I guess that the end of the Sham-Wow info ads. He just start doing the little veg-a-smasher thing. Call the Dell guy, he lose his ass for smoking pot.

    By lkl, on March 29, 2009 05:26:19

35. If it takes locking this dipshit up to keep his annoying t.v. ads off the air, I'm all for it.

    By Ass Full of Beans, on March 29, 2009 07:15:40

36. This two bit whore is better looking than most of the celebrities on this website. For damn sure she's better looking that Kristin Dunst.

    By anonymous, on March 29, 2009 07:19:17

37. I love in the commerical for sham wow he says you know its made in germany..they make everything good..like gas chambers ...

    By hess, on March 29, 2009 09:33:43

38. Since when is it OK during any unsatisfying business transaction to beat the shit out of someone? Just because she's a woman do assholes in this world think it is OK to brutalize her. She probably refused to kiss him and he tried to anyway. Stick by her rules, Shammy, and you won't get hurt.

    By anonymous, on March 29, 2009 09:55:43

39. Yeah, I'm not buying her story either. She seems awful pleased with herself in that second picture. And where are the marks on her? If someone was punching my face, I'd have disengaged from biting his tongue and put my hands up over my head. I don't think I would have...oh I don't know. I feel bad for him, too.

    By anonymous, on March 29, 2009 13:35:34

40. He probably forced his tongue in her mouth in the first place. I dunno, why else would she bite it?
    And then after taking four punches to the face, she evidently beat the crap outta him because he looks like he spent a round in the octagon with Lesnar.
    How embarrasing. Blow a grand to get your tongue bitten, your ass kicked, your mugshot taken and your career probably ended. Wow!

    By We'll do this in Real Time, on March 29, 2009 13:56:50

41. A grand for 'straight sex'????
    Dinner and drinks usually costs way less.

    By anonymous, on March 29, 2009 17:23:44

42. Hey! you're gonna love his nuts!

    By anonymous, on March 30, 2009 06:53:03

43. LMAO she looks so smug in the 2nd pic 'cause she KICKED HIS ASS by the look of it. Sham-POW lmao!

    By bitingontinfoil, on March 30, 2009 15:39:55

44. Who the eff is Vince Shlomi? That's Moe Syzlak from the Simpsons.

    By DJD!, on March 30, 2009 18:51:06

45. There are pics on other sites that show her with a busted lip, two really black eyes and her eyes are bloodshot. Looks so bad that it looks fake. I believe these mugshots were from prior arrests.

    By anonymous, on March 31, 2009 08:39:24

46. #29: Might want to brush up on those reading comprehension skills.

    By anonymous, on March 31, 2009 12:26:33