dentists spend many a lonesome night dreaming of of the days after they become dentists..Yessss all this hard work is now paying off. boinggggggg..now your going to feel a little sleepy and whoooos yur daddy
sort of like a gyn sitting in his office and see a 300 lb heifer come walking through the door for an exam.And after her a fresh 18 year old hottie,,who ya gonna take?
That lucky bastard got a nice aroma of her sweet juicy little pussy you know he got a good look between her legs and got hard the bastard he must have begged her to kiss it instead of getting an autograph and then he had her warm wet tongue all over his fingers damn it what a lucky douche
Meanwhile, Jennifer Aniston has just been elected sexiest woman on Earth. In related news, Gisele Bundchen was in the top 3 and Megan Fox was not, so the list officially sucks.
I'm seriously starting to wonder if Todd's ever been laid before. Or if he's perhaps living in the woods somewhere where the only naked ass he gets to see is when a deer walks by. Geez, Todd. Yes, she's pretty, but there are 20 girls just as pretty in every large mall today. Go talk to one.
28 Comments:
Leave Your CommentTodd you seriously need to get laid:p
By sara, on March 26, 2009 03:07:58
You're just now figuring this out? Call me.
By Todd, on March 26, 2009 03:09:47
Again with this cunt? It's only a matter of time before you're actually taking the pictures. Seriously, enough with this whore.
By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 03:20:46
What kinda ride is that? Don't all these Hollywierdos drive Priuses?
By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 03:29:13
I'd drill it.
By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 03:31:19
dentists spend many a lonesome night dreaming of of the days after they become dentists..Yessss all this hard work is now paying off. boinggggggg..now your going to feel a little sleepy and whoooos yur daddy
By dr mengele, on March 26, 2009 04:14:28
sort of like a gyn sitting in his office and see a 300 lb heifer come walking through the door for an exam.And after her a fresh 18 year old hottie,,who ya gonna take?
By dr virginia, on March 26, 2009 04:20:30
Kinda looked like li-lo before i read the column...heh...
By Bread-n-Butta, on March 26, 2009 04:25:38
So you're saying she has no sense of style even at the dentist. Who cares? Ooookkk so she's hot. We get it.
By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 04:29:24
number 8 is right on. i too thought i was looking at that awful skank hohan. this dumb bitch has the exact same taste- old crack whore!
By the violator, on March 26, 2009 04:48:03
#9 you can go now,and speak for yourself ,dont say we unless instead of your hands in your pocket you have a mouse..
By fast eddie, on March 26, 2009 04:53:53
Okay, now that's more like it!
By TheSlush, on March 26, 2009 04:54:39
Big surprise. She's a slutty attention whore. Yawn.
By sushi, on March 26, 2009 06:02:42
That lucky bastard got a nice aroma of her sweet juicy little pussy you know he got a good look between her legs and got hard the bastard he must have begged her to kiss it instead of getting an autograph and then he had her warm wet tongue all over his fingers damn it what a lucky douche
he jizzed his pants if he din't he is gay
By Great pants Megan , on March 26, 2009 06:24:03
Those are the ugliest tights ever. And her car is a douche-mobile.
By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 07:17:40
Meanwhile, Jennifer Aniston has just been elected sexiest woman on Earth. In related news, Gisele Bundchen was in the top 3 and Megan Fox was not, so the list officially sucks.
By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 07:18:17
#16
Sounds like a list generated by women. No way in hell would Anniston or Bundchen by above Megan otherwise.
By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 07:41:45
I'm seriously starting to wonder if Todd's ever been laid before. Or if he's perhaps living in the woods somewhere where the only naked ass he gets to see is when a deer walks by. Geez, Todd. Yes, she's pretty, but there are 20 girls just as pretty in every large mall today. Go talk to one.
By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 09:30:23
#11, ok sorry, apparently you don't get that she's hot. my bad.
By #9, on March 26, 2009 09:47:50
dont let it happen again#9.
By the prisoner, on March 26, 2009 10:12:26
Low-rent Angelina wannabe who can't dress.
By Albatross, on March 26, 2009 10:16:25
She's fucking gorgeous. Anyone that says otherwise is either gay or retarded.
By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 11:23:58
I can't remember if I was tucked or untucked.
By Jerry, on March 26, 2009 11:26:16
her 15 mins are up. She can't act worth shit, has zero personality and dresses like an old lady. Next!
By anonymous, on March 26, 2009 16:44:15
#21 "Angelina wannabe"? I don't think so. Megan's 100x hotter and a *classic* beauty, not some gross fish-lipped baby-collecting freak.
By anonymous, on March 27, 2009 00:50:12
Those tattoos make her look like a cheap slut.
By anonymous, on March 27, 2009 02:30:44
#22, there must be a hell of a lot of gays and retards in the world then.
By anonymous, on March 27, 2009 02:34:12
It sucks when you have to consult a dentist to remove all the pube hair from between your teeth.
By anonymous, on March 27, 2009 10:04:25
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