47 Comments:

1. Those two fucktards deserve each other.

   By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 03:26:58

2. If only Rihanna had a prenup that said she gets everything he owns if he hits her again.

   By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 03:30:32

3. I really feel bad that Chris wasn't able to ride the waverunners. I'm going to go beat my woman now then fuck the shit out of her tomorrow.

   By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 03:36:22

4. Damn, Rihanna must have suffered brain damage while being strangled til she passed out, I can not imagine any other reason to be with some one that would beat the shit out of you, hope they are both steryl, no children need to see that shit. SAD!

   By Joeblo, on March 4, 2009 03:42:43

5. Stupid is as stupid does.

   By Forrest, on March 4, 2009 03:43:41

6. Chris looks like one of the retarded Cosby kids.

   By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 03:46:34

7. I would not want to get near a man who'd just beat up a woman.Do these girls in the jetski know what he did? Ans she married him?! That's like signing a contract which will legally allow him to beat her up even worse, or maybe kill her.
   Way to go Rihanna.Idiot.

   By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 03:46:45

8. I give it two months. Rihanna will be dead. Chris Brown will be sucking cock in prison for a living.

   By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 03:53:40

9. I think they're cute!!

   By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 04:00:01

10. # 4 I agree with you,we have enough fucked up kids we are paying for already.
    #8,I SOOO agree with you!Remember Nicole Simpson? Follow the pattern and the stereo type.
    #9,you should be beaten up if you are a woman or join him at that party #8 mentioned above.Idiot.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 04:15:25

11. Sho 'nuff #9. Sho 'nuff.

    By Charles Lobsterman, on March 4, 2009 04:28:13

12. Wherever they happen to honeymoon I would have the SWAT team and the domestic violence unit put on call.
    Bobby and Whitney laugh at these two.

    By Morgan, on March 4, 2009 04:31:21

13. #9 yeah she looked real cute when her face was swollen and bruised. Absolutely adorable!!!
    
    If she's dumb enough to go back to him and even marry him then she deserves to get the shit beat out of her.

    By Woman, on March 4, 2009 05:03:16

14. This is awesome. These two have just shown a nation if teen and tween boys and girls that after a man beats the living $hit out of you, you have to get married.
    
    Awesome.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 05:17:23

15. Chris Brown must have a magical dick. Or tongue. Or both. Rihanna's a moron.

    By People are stupid, on March 4, 2009 05:17:36

16. What do you tell a woman with 2-black eyes? Ask "Boo."

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 05:21:13

17. next month or late this month she will be in the hospital again but in worth shape then the last time ,and he will get shot by the cops because he try to run like the little bitch that he is and of course he will play the race card and the dumb people will bitch about the cops and not what he did to her , aaahhh to see the future of those two is so easy

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 05:42:36

18. Hit me again and put some stank on it...

    By Staci, on March 4, 2009 05:50:05

19. I'm ....uh...shocked..

    By BarbadoSlim, on March 4, 2009 05:59:53

20. Well, I said a few days ago here that she is mentally retarded. Not as a joke. I fully believe that she is. Anyway, I hope both their careers end with this.
    
    P. Diddy is the biggest douchebag on the planet right now.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 06:07:55

21. well this doesnt mean he has to give up beating woman. im sure there are tons of groupies willing to lose a few teeth for team rihbrown.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 06:17:30

22. This is gon' be good!

    By Ken Mehlman, on March 4, 2009 06:23:53

23. Maybe these two will agree to a mutual suicide pact so we can move on.......

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 06:32:37

24. Life as we know it in the GHETTO.

    By fuckem'both, on March 4, 2009 06:34:06

25. @16- nothing you already told her twice...

    By Angel A, on March 4, 2009 06:59:36

26. Typical.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 07:27:03

27. I, for one, think marriage is a GREAT idea for these two sweethearts. He can beat the tar out of her until she's so fugly her voice can't make up for her assed-up face, take her money and spend it on all the skanks who would be grateful for his no-talent, sorry ass. Is there no one out there who can commit this girl before she takes another step? Don't these "stars" have "people" for this kind of shit?

    By OhPleaseMary, on March 4, 2009 07:37:13

28. Don King's got the contract for their Pay-Per-View.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 07:45:36

29. He married her so she can't be forced to testify against him in court. He was facing attempted murder charges. This proves they are both losers. ANYONE who spends any money on any of their murch is a bigger moron than they are.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 08:01:32

30. Who is the bitch in the first picture ,is she asking for a beating the dumb cunt

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 08:30:58

31. I really don't give a shit about the beating he gave her. They're both grown enough to handle themselves. But this chick wants to have kids with the fucker?! If he has no qualms beating on her, you can bet he won't think twice about knocking his kid about.

    By Nominal, on March 4, 2009 08:31:35

32. Yeah, #9, they are the cutest dysfunctional celebrity couple of all!
    
    And you're a fuckin' tool that should never assume any resposibility greater than running a bun-toasting machine.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 09:34:26

33. Why on earth would you want to be with someone who choked you until you passed out? I mean for all Chris new he killed her. He had his hands around her neck until she quit moving. And then she marries the guy? And actually wants to have kids with him? And the argument was started by a text that he got from another woman so his ability to be faithful isn't even clear. You can't tell me this is the best thing Rihanna could find. This was just a warning of what is to come.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 09:43:13

34. Women always go back to men who treat them like crap and then whine, bitch, and complain when men treat them like crap. Whose fault is that?

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 09:53:36

35. They're both stupid dumbasses; her most of all. She's just like that thunder thighed moron beyonce; lights on but nobody's home. These fucking idiots deserve each other.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 10:02:07

36. First, there was Ike 'n' Tina. Then, there was Whitney 'n' Bobby. Now? There's Chris B 'n' Rihanna...
    
    If this report is true, Rihanna is the stupidest whore ever.

    By lohantastic, on March 4, 2009 10:17:42

37. Now look here, I ain't no lawyer, but this there Chris shoulda had a prenup that SPECIFIED on what days he can kick the shit out of her.
    Make it all legal and like.
    

    By I. Turner, Rolling-On-The-River,TN, on March 4, 2009 11:09:52

38. The FUCK?
    I change my mind. Rihanna has got to be the stupidest bitch out there. DAMN...

    By ?!, on March 4, 2009 11:24:51

39. beard and beardette

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 14:07:23

40. The next thing I want to hear concerning these two fuckwits is "Will the defendant please rise".
    I have no doubt that the hip hop community will continue to support these two deeply flawed individuals.Thus enabling future behavior.
    You deserve all the ridicule we can throw at you.

    By assclowns, on March 4, 2009 14:28:45

41. Wow. Where the fuck is her family? I thought they were bringing her back to Barbados to take care of her. Nice job.

    By Willa Dodge, on March 4, 2009 14:46:00

42. Chris Brown will become the next:
    A) Ike Turner
    b) Bobby Brown
    C) OJ Simpson
    D) All of the Above

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 14:57:58

43. Might as well skip to the end and pick up all the forensic evidence they can get now.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2009 15:33:39

44. #29
    "He married her so she can't be forced to testify against him in court. He was facing attempted murder charges."
    
    I agree ,sounds more like a lawyers advice. Hopefully they'll knock each other off before they can breed.

    By BukkNekkid , on March 4, 2009 18:28:29

45. Chris 'n' Rihanna: putting the "welts" back in "weltanschauung"!
    
    I can't believe anyone could possily be upset by this development. People, these are teenage celebrities....fit only to be hunted for sport, then mulched into lawn food. I for one celebrate their every foolish choice and kamikaze career decision, guaranteeing more horror-headlines to amuse me over my morning coffee and cruller.
    
    

    By Ragno, on March 5, 2009 03:53:38

46. Rihanna has that fetal alcohol syndrome-y kind of look to her - maybe that's why she makes such shitty decisions.

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2009 03:55:40

47. Married or not, you can bet he will kill her sometime in the future. She is going to fight back when he is giving her a beatdown and thats going to be all she wrote. You douchebags should stop supporting diddy, so that MORON will fade away.

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2009 04:02:16