31 Comments:

1. yeah damn that bitch got some big ass feet

   By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 03:47:45

2. I think I see my car keys. If you could mail those back, Paris, that'd be great.

   By Captian Caveman, on March 6, 2009 03:58:48

3. freaking seriously, imagine the size of her digits

   By Amanda, on March 6, 2009 04:17:13

4. shaved bird.... that is so fuckin' hilarious! Thanks for jump starting my Friday, Todd.

   By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 04:35:17

5. She's just disgusting. And the guys who diddle her are even moreso. Ew. Just...ew.

   By cinco, on March 6, 2009 04:45:34

6. Being born a woman, weighing less than me and not having horrible acne really are the only three things I look for in a woman; feet really aren't on my radar. So I'd fuck her.
   
   Oh, wait, herpes scars from her clit to her anus is a deal killer for me also. Okay, so I guess Paris (and her feet) are out.

   By thebig28, on March 6, 2009 04:59:05

7. no vajayjay todayday?

   By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 05:24:32

8. I like my womwn stupid. It completely eliminates those awkward conversations that are bound to come up where they go into great detail about how much smarter they are than you. I would love to spend the rest of my life trying to fuck the stupid out of Paris, but STD's suck. So do condoms. Sorry Paris. I'll pass. You will never know what you missed.

   By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 05:35:27

9. <shudder>

   By jtg, on March 6, 2009 06:34:48

10. EWWWW!
    Bozo feet & Herpes ?
    No Thank You !

    By BukkNekkid , on March 6, 2009 06:59:03

11. Seriously,in five years,she is going to look like Chloris Leachman.Just look at the lines in her neck.She is going to be a dirt rough middle age hillbilly.

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 07:17:58

12. Does she really have herpes? I mean I know she looks like the kind of chick who would have herpes but does she really?

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 07:28:59

13. Good thing she had panties on phew that nasty tarantula she has is damn scary and has fangs ,keep it cover PH keep it cover and the drag queen/clown wants his shoes back

    By Go away ph , on March 6, 2009 07:33:45

14. Put up a picture of almost any woman celebrity here from 12 to 60 and at least one or two guys will say, "i'd hit it."
    
    so paris appears to be the least sexually desirable celebrity in the world.
    

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 08:33:44

15. She needs to do a bukkake

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 10:07:41

16. Yes #14, I'd hit it! Only after after @ 6 double shots, wrapping her face in sixty layers of plastic-wrap, my c&^k in 3 HD (industrial grade)condoms...you get the idea.

    By Dr. Rauch, County Coroner, on March 6, 2009 10:30:03

17. Money doesn't guarantee class.

    By Morgan, on March 6, 2009 11:27:37

18. Ewww! Her upskirt looks like something you'd see at a fuckin nursing home!

    By pussbanger ladykiller, on March 6, 2009 12:46:55

19. i'll bet all those "celebs" who have nailed her in the past are sweating balls when they hear the news.

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 15:13:45

20. 
    If you think the size of her flippers is scary, get a picture of her hands. They are downright frightening. She knows it, and tries her best to keep them covered up.

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 16:01:21

21. Hum so apparently you can list your as anything you want at the DMV? According to Paris, she is "5'9," but we all no she is maybe just barely over 5'6. Most Americans don't even know their real height, anyway. True story. For example, I am 169cm. How tall am I supposed to say I am in America, 5'6 or 5'7?

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 17:23:47

22. You can hear her coming towards you from a long distance. Echoes of "wonk, wonk, wonk" can be heard for miles.
    
    PairASS, it's time for you to disappear; you're the biggest joke on planet earth & the poster child for birth control...

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 17:43:18

23. This bitch needs to go away NOW with that nasty thing she calls a vagina!I wouldn't hit that shit and I do mean shit with Perez Hilton's dick even if he was straight!

    By bitemebitch, on March 6, 2009 18:21:29

24. Ewwwww, what is she smuggling up there? It looks like a decaying chicken.

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 20:08:19

25. #12. Yes indeed. They found diaries, naked pictures and Valtrex prescriptions in the dumb bitch's storage locker, which she decided, wasn't important enough to pay for.

    By Alex, on March 6, 2009 21:20:41

26. Paris, my dear, you are looking a tad "long in the tooth" as they say. Karma truly is a bitch with a scorching case of herpes, hmmm?

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2009 22:18:44

27. She is a human virus. A stain on the fabric of society. She is soiled underwear in a bag of skin.

    By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 03:47:20

28. Did thebig28 (#6)just say he was born a woman? A link to a Jenny post! Bring her back in, kick Dave out.

    By anonymous, on March 7, 2009 09:34:28

29. Amen, 28.
    
    Holy saggy buttflaps. Anyone who'd hit that could probably score in a retirement lodge.
    
    That is...if Dave wasn't hogging all the seniortastic hotties....
    
    

    By Vigilante, on March 7, 2009 12:40:10

30. Wonky eyed tranny whore!!!!

    By anonymous, on March 10, 2009 11:08:49

31. #15 bahhhhhahhahahhahahahhahaahhah ahah LOL

    By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 03:19:13