He wants to see where men women and animals have been and now that his experience was like throwing a hot dog in tunnel he just wants to get some of her money , she is paying for that trip and other things
I hate how she walks. Her stupid perpetually leaning back posture. I mean, everything about her is annoying but something about it just really bothers me.
I would think these guys are with her just to use her to get some media coverage and celebrity. Would anyone feel like, proud, to bring her home to Mom? She is pretty much limited to manbos for relationships or marriageat this point.
While I know we are supposed to snark,I actually feel sorry for Paris, because her whole world is so plastic.
Dear Paris, you are no Aerin Lauder. You may be an heiress, but you have no style, no brains, no looks, and no talent. Your nose job is shifting and growing. Just like Jennifer Aniston's and Queen Rania's bad nose jobs. The only reason guys date you is because of your money. I mean really, do you think that current boyfriend could vacation in Hawaii on his own. Nope. It's all about your money bitch.
#28 -- if you've seen her "porn" movie, you'd know she's about as lively in bed as an octogenarian. Not only can't she suck dick, but she just lays there like a sack of wet sand. I've seen granny porn that's more exciting.
This is the same guy, Doug R. , who went to the Ivy Hotel in San DIego and was the biggest Douche Bag. He trashed the place, took a fat shit in the toilet and left it there and was kicked out by the hotel and never asked to come back. He was the biggest turd.
All her Dad’s money doesn't hide the facts. 1.) Her vagina is like a 11/7 store - it's seen that many customers and it’s open 24/7! 2.) She has feet the size of 6'9 line backer’s and they are shaped like a hobbit's feet. Paris....Frodo wants his feet back 3.) She's hooked nose and slightly cross eyed 4.) She’s a complete waste of air - no talent, no brains, no looks and no real human value. Good thing Rick and Kathy are loaded to the Hilt"on" otherwise ole Paris would be a very lonely woman.
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By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 05:18:48
He wants to see where men women and animals have been and now that his experience was like throwing a hot dog in tunnel he just wants to get some of her money , she is paying for that trip and other things
By P H IS FUGLY, on March 11, 2009 05:19:38
Remind me why she's important?
By Her Feet Are Bigger Than Her Dogs, on March 11, 2009 05:20:13
He's that douche bag from the Hills.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 05:50:45
shes still a whore too
By THE PUNISHER, on March 11, 2009 06:40:26
I can feel the AIDs from England.
By Ally., on March 11, 2009 07:33:47
best headline ever.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 07:44:52
Ummm, he was a pro baseball player.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 07:49:19
Ummmm, nobody cares.
(i know you used "ummmm" to connotate that everything should know who this idiot is, but sorry dumbass.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 08:12:30
Did She go scuba diving or something?.....she forgot to take off her flippers........
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 08:18:01
"that everything should know" - don't you mean EVERYONE, dumbass
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 08:55:14
Does she even need a bikini top?
By shoelace, on March 11, 2009 09:02:26
I hate how she walks. Her stupid perpetually leaning back posture. I mean, everything about her is annoying but something about it just really bothers me.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 09:17:04
Bitches hating on me like I give a shit.
By Love, Paris, on March 11, 2009 09:23:35
I hope she remembered to pack her Valtrex.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 10:08:00
I'm deathly afraid of her feet.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 10:17:13
Their feet are the same size! HAHAHA
By Rebecca, on March 11, 2009 10:21:00
As she walks down the street, you can hear from a mile away her cry: "Wonk, wonk, wonk"...
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 10:42:06
She's dating such a wimp. I could fuck him up with one hand tied behind my back.
By mine is bigger, on March 11, 2009 10:48:50
#10 -- ZING!
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 10:49:56
Errr, the guy might want to work the lower part of his body a little bit. Top-heavy lookin' dumbass.
Plus, you get the feeling from these pics like she's paid him to be with her. The chemistry is about as real as Rock Hudson and Doris Day.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 11:01:17
I would think these guys are with her just to use her to get some media coverage and celebrity. Would anyone feel like, proud, to bring her home to Mom? She is pretty much limited to manbos for relationships or marriageat this point.
While I know we are supposed to snark,I actually feel sorry for Paris, because her whole world is so plastic.
By Tupac Smalls, on March 11, 2009 13:17:57
Heis HOT, but why is going out with a goat? LOL
By Pariswho?, on March 11, 2009 14:18:41
She still alive!?
By Nicole Itchy, on March 11, 2009 14:35:07
Dear Paris, you are no Aerin Lauder. You may be an heiress, but you have no style, no brains, no looks, and no talent. Your nose job is shifting and growing. Just like Jennifer Aniston's and Queen Rania's bad nose jobs. The only reason guys date you is because of your money. I mean really, do you think that current boyfriend could vacation in Hawaii on his own. Nope. It's all about your money bitch.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 15:04:58
Fing Whore and gutter rat slut.
By lkl, on March 11, 2009 15:35:35
What's up with the bruises on her legs????
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 16:28:28
I'd bang her, but I just don't get the feeling she'd be any good.
By chris from vancouverBC, on March 11, 2009 16:48:06
Hey Chris from VancouverBC, I wouldn't bang her with my worst enemy's dick, as I wouldn't want to help spread the herpes virus...
They ought to name these 2 "Dumb & Dumber". Or "whore & whorier". Which is which, I have no idea, as they seem to want to out-stupid each other...
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 17:03:17
#28 -- if you've seen her "porn" movie, you'd know she's about as lively in bed as an octogenarian. Not only can't she suck dick, but she just lays there like a sack of wet sand. I've seen granny porn that's more exciting.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 17:43:34
I wonder if he straps a 2X4 on his ass before "going in "?
By BukkNekkid , on March 11, 2009 19:27:13
This is the same guy, Doug R. , who went to the Ivy Hotel in San DIego and was the biggest Douche Bag. He trashed the place, took a fat shit in the toilet and left it there and was kicked out by the hotel and never asked to come back. He was the biggest turd.
They deserve each other.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2009 19:37:02
#28 C'mon - have you seen One Night in Paris? You'd get more response from sticking your cock in a pie.
By Wench., on March 11, 2009 22:28:24
# 6 - I can smell her vagina from Australia!
By Red Cat, on March 12, 2009 01:48:12
All her Dad’s money doesn't hide the facts. 1.) Her vagina is like a 11/7 store - it's seen that many customers and it’s open 24/7! 2.) She has feet the size of 6'9 line backer’s and they are shaped like a hobbit's feet. Paris....Frodo wants his feet back 3.) She's hooked nose and slightly cross eyed 4.) She’s a complete waste of air - no talent, no brains, no looks and no real human value. Good thing Rick and Kathy are loaded to the Hilt"on" otherwise ole Paris would be a very lonely woman.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 08:25:02
nice necklace
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 10:05:58
dumb hooker
By anonymous, on March 12, 2009 12:04:10
Todd, you should know who this dude is. He dated your beloved Amanda Bynes for like 10 seconds.
By anonymous, on March 13, 2009 04:13:11
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