38 Comments:

1. It's for everybody's protection. She usually takes Lourdes with her and most horses get spooked by small furry woodland creatures.

   By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 09:40:11

2. sounds like sour grapes to me..if you got the cash you can do pretty much as you please in this world.She worked for her money so go for it says I... what sayeth you??

   By a-roid, on April 30, 2009 09:41:31

3. wow todd your sooo funny..you really tore maddona up//maybe you'll be the next j-leno huh..marry me please.

   By big mama, on April 30, 2009 09:42:54

4. #2 -- the money she "worked" for is so far out of line with her capabilities that most people believe it to be undeserving. Anyone can be a whore and expose their vagina to the public. Sorry, but several hundred million dollars is way out of line. Fuck her and her checkbook.

   By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 10:11:38

5. Fickle Fate has arranged for Madge & Sean Penn to both be single again. What a cute couple! They could at least reteam for a movie; "Twits"

   By Curious Yellow, on April 30, 2009 10:13:44

6. I can't decide if #3 is sarcastic or not :)

   By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 10:27:23

7. christ she has gotten ugly.Back in the 80's she was about the hottest piece of ass around.

   By heyjude, on April 30, 2009 10:31:42

8. She just doesn't want anyone to see her lank ass fall off another horse.

   By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 10:43:30

9. This web site is hysterical. Best entertainment on the web.

   By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 10:50:43

10. This web site is hysterical. Best entertainment on the web.
    
    Example: Breaking News: Madonna is a Bitch

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 10:51:57

11. Good one, #1.
    
    I'm not saying Mads isn't an overhyped, rude jerk with an inflated sense of self importance, because she has done everything in her power to confirm that she is, but was she visiting this property to rent it? Buy it? Had she paid some sort of fee to look at it? Why would she ask to be left unsupervised on someone else's property. REaltors escort people to properties and stay with them so they don't clean out the liquor cabinets.

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 10:58:04

12. She looks like one of the undead in World of Warcraft. Damn, she's one ugly bitch. If I woke up and saw that mug staring at me in the mirror, I wouldn't think I deserved anything.

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 11:06:55

13. I wish I was they guy that she gave that 10 page demand too. I'd would pretend to read each page, acting like I'm agreeing to her terms, then look at her with the people's eybrow like THE ROCK, rip the pages in front of her wrinkle botox face & tell her to go suck her queen's asshole until it was clean. They might like shit in England, your europe pretending ass cunt, but in America, we have higher standards of ourselves. God, I would to see the her face turn beet red for me turning her fucking ass down. Then kicking her out on her ass with my size 12 when i'm done. Sweet!

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 11:32:41

14. Methinks Todd dost protest too much.

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 11:44:38

15. If fuckin' fags stopped idolizing this fucking bitch, she would go away. It's time to move on, butt boys.

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 11:55:03

16. #2 I sayeth your an idiot. The hardest Maddona has ever worked was when she was getting a marathon ass fuck from Dennis Rodman.

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 12:03:05

17. Let's explore that velociraptor cage scenario some more.

    By BarbadoSlim, on April 30, 2009 12:06:06

18. She demands a new toilet seat every time she has a concert because she refuses to use a toilet someone else sat on. Yeah she's a bitch.

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 12:58:49

19. She is a dirty whore. And everything you said too Todd....DITTO!
    Europe is the reason for her on going short bus fest. She is hated by more of the population than ever in the US. Maybe she should start wearing one glove. Heeeeeeaaaay!!
    

    By Jacko, on April 30, 2009 13:13:02

20. I want her to adopt me, I would sit on my ass all day long and wouldn`t have to pluck my eyebrows...Sweet.

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 13:16:15

21. LMAO #1!!

    By FemBot, on April 30, 2009 13:36:55

22. I thinks Spice Girl hoot-a-nanny is much better than that of red-string wristed grandmas with gnarly hands and bad attitude. Just one man's opinion, you know.
    
    
    
    
    

    By Guy R., on April 30, 2009 14:04:52

23. OMG! I wish I could be one of her backup dancers!
    I mean, I can really vogue !

    By Perez H. Bad-Hair-Day, California, on April 30, 2009 14:06:17

24. She ain't dead yet?

    By Father Time, on April 30, 2009 14:30:12

25. Since when is that news????

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 15:03:16

26. the good news is this bitch is going to die one day...the great equalizer.

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 15:07:40

27. How that skank pop narcissist got into the Rock and Roll Hall of fame I'll never understand. She must have blown the board, the city council, and the both night janitors.

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 16:15:44

28. looks like you didn't really break the "m" key
    
    (:
    
    
    ugh i hate herrrr
    
    she is a bony little asshole

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 18:16:29

29. The older she gets, the crazier and more demanding she'll get. It's her way of compensating for the fact that she's only fifty and looks like the crypt keeper.

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 19:10:20

30. Sorry, but even though she's old and skanky, she is still a world-class piece of ass who can snap your neck like a walnut between those thighs of hers.
    
    Believe me, I know. You think I had a horse-riding accident?

    By Chris Superman's Dead Reeve, on April 30, 2009 19:43:43

31. yeah granny vadge madge is really startin to piss me off too!! i can't believ ethat a celebrity acts the way she does. i'm so glad people are starting to stand up to her and say "NO!" to her like teh malawi judge. she is not god, she can't have whatever she wants using her money and status. this attention whore is a USER, LIAR, MANIPULATOR!! she isn't grounded or in touch with reality!!

    By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 00:59:29

32. sour grapes you losers..maybe because you all were shitting in your diapers but in the 80's she was definitly the hottest piece of ass around..so in my book that buys her all the time she wants now..this is nothing new with celebrities..rejoice in her fortunes you asshats and give her the credit due.

    By don trump, on May 1, 2009 01:37:10

33. Say what? Madonna thinks she's too classy for a toilet seat? She forgot that she's the nastiest trashiest woman in the world with zero class, and any toilet seat out there has more dignity than this wrinkled old hag.

    By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 02:59:19

34. Number 1 you're hilarious, and Todd, let's get married

    By Todd's BM, on May 1, 2009 06:39:29

35. I feel sorry for her kiids, wait until they discover what their mother was made of.
    Her past will come into her present and future, no matter how much she worth she still a whore.
    MADONNA YOUR A BITCH, and that horse dont like you either.
    Sheesh where is Jesus when you need him, Oh mercy hahahaha

    By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 07:21:57

36. ugly disgusting useless bitch fuck off madonna you suck ass and damn you are one ugly cunt

    By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 09:49:13

37. Hey, #2, 3, 7 and 32, why don't you STFU? troll.

    By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 11:09:46

38. A funny day will be the day... when her kids find her book "SEX". bhahahahahahahahHAHA wish ya didn't make that now huh betch?

    By anonymous, on May 2, 2009 23:33:48