20 Comments:

1. Fucking your backup dancers... isn't that, like, sleeping with the help? Ew.

   By Tinsley Mortimer, on April 19, 2009 06:40:29

2. Last pic -
   
   MC Hammer called, he wants his pants back.
   
   At least the guy is fucking butt ugly. They make a nice fugly couple.
   
   As for the stalker, it's a man baby!

   By chuggdog, on April 19, 2009 06:42:06

3. Oh SLUTney. When are you going to realize how pathetic your "concerts" are, with your total lack of singing, stupid las vegas costumes & gay male bondage dancers. You need to go back to the bayou, where women say stuff like "mah puss-say is a-hangin' out" on a daily basis, you trailer trash hick. Better yet, do everyone a favor & off yourself; the country will thank you for it...

   By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 08:15:23

4. Gross... it's not the fact that she's gained weight that I hate. It's the fact that she still insists on dressing like she did pre-babies.

   By Chantelle, on April 19, 2009 08:30:40

5. So it's like, a big joke? Like not-Todd trying to be funny?

   By BarbadoSlim, on April 19, 2009 08:32:13

6. Why is that bitch still on tour her show sucks is pure garbage fucking people sure love to waste money on shit

   By britney sucks , on April 19, 2009 09:15:43

7. man or women, IT creeps the hell out of me. I thought it was linsday lohan because of the similarities with the eyes, that would have made a funny twist lol

   By zippo69, on April 19, 2009 09:27:25

8. Shitney needs a stalker. It'll break through that pathetically entitled, arrogant mentality of hers, and let her know she's not the center of the universe. Too bad the stalker didn't give her a sound beating...

   By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 09:34:18

9. Ah, the old "it was just a joke" defense. How pathetic. People who are caught red-handed often use this as a last-ditch back-pedaling effort to excuse their stupid behavior. Unfortunately, it turns out that it doesn't really work if it's not funny. Yeah, so I just punched a baby in the face, but it was a joke, omg get a sense of humor!

   By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 12:24:19

10. Wow. How pathetic you must be to stalk BRITNEY SPEARS. and WHO the HELL is buying TICKETS to her CRAP!??? she needs to do the whole planet a favor and slither away into the swampy marshlands of SoLo never to be heard from again... and that's real talk, y'all.

    By I has a cheeto, on April 19, 2009 13:00:10

11. What is up with the eyebrows on this...woman(?)??? They look like they've been glued on (and poorly,) though I gotta say they do compliment the crazy eyes nicely.

    By jimmy, on April 19, 2009 14:16:28

12. Jokes on you,bitch.

    By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 17:06:45

13. I'm in love with George clooney, yummmy.
    as for britney and her stalker both are pathetic. pfft.

    By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 17:31:22

14. Didnt she learn yet never mix pleasure with business, why she always fuck her dancers. and what kind of concert is that when she cant sing... amazing how her wig never fall when she shake her head hard hahahaha. what a pathetic fake malade.

    By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 17:38:57

15. brit brit sure likes to shit where she sleeps...

    By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 19:45:09

16. #10 nailed it. She needs to slip back into the slime of the Bayou forever, yelling "mah pussy is hangin' out" as she goes...

    By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 21:58:13

17. Can we keep GITMO around for hack celebrities?? Or,is it too small?

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 07:44:20

18. She looks like a typical military lesbian. Not accepted as a man or a woman.

    By Donkey Punch, on April 20, 2009 08:06:24

19. Bet this tranny has a bigger cock that Pete wentz.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 10:13:21

20. I am sure the stalker was just trying to set up a Brittany tribute band. But she needs to shave her head and hold an umbrella onstage.
    

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 11:41:44