23 Comments:

1. Negro, please.

   By Wilona Woods, on April 17, 2009 07:03:28

2. Tito Jackson is stalking Britney Spears?

   By Troy, on April 17, 2009 07:03:55

3. Oh, that's just "Mayday" from the James Bond film A View To A Kill. She doesn't want to stalk Britney, she just wants to flood Silicon Valley.

   By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 07:08:31

4. I think she just wants to be a paparazzi (versus a real stalker) because why would anyone stalk Brittany (except maybe Sam Lufti)?
   
   The camouflage attire and disorderly conduct are nice touches though ...

   By Midlife Bachelor, on April 17, 2009 07:42:12

5. Now THAT is my kind of woman!

   By Tom Cruise, on April 17, 2009 07:47:29

6. EEEEKKKKK she is fugly

   By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 08:42:58

7. If it had a cock, Britney would suck it.

   By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 09:17:09

8. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

   By Ken Mehlman, on April 17, 2009 09:24:26

9. leave brittney alone

   By madame x, on April 17, 2009 09:28:00

10. I'm sorry kids, no more entries will be accepted. Number 1 wins!

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 09:37:47

11. What does Chris Rock want with Britney?

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 10:57:46

12. Am i missing something? Why do all the fugies has stalkers??

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 13:32:29

13. Looks like Arsenio "Triangle Head" Hall & Chris Rock had a love child who's REALLY confused about it's sexuality...

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 14:22:00

14. Stalker? Yeah we need some peeps like that to keep those bankers in line. Let me give Treasury a call.
    Say, does Brittany want to be ambassador to Wang-astan?
    

    By Obama's Teleprompter, on April 17, 2009 15:30:53

15. I think she got payed to do that, Britney and her management are desperate these days for attention, her freak circus and her mental state in the stage, come on, how much she got payed to do this stunt? what a joke.

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 18:19:11

16. she wasn't stalking Britney. she was hungry and following the smell of burgers and fries...

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 20:06:47

17. They should just shoot people like this when they have the chance... I would have let the bitch climb in a window and the blew her fucking head off..
    

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 20:07:56

18. This is a dude, right?

    By BarbadoSlim, on April 18, 2009 04:38:59

19. im pretty sure thats a-rod

    By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 05:44:17

20. Britney is so insane that this chick could actually be an improvement for her.

    By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 10:51:39

21. black lesbian Evangeline Lilly..

    By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 11:30:04

22. Um... just in case, am I like in Brittany's Will?

    By K. Fed, on April 18, 2009 15:48:17

23. I would start looking through my cold case files while this lunatic is still in custody.....And dig up the back yard.
    So,mens room or ladies room...flip a coin.

    By Grendel, on April 18, 2009 19:19:45