38 Comments:

1. I've got an extra large toilet plunger with "For Chris Brown's Asshole" written all over it.

   By anonymous, on April 6, 2009 15:17:28

2. So he can beat up on a girl in an unfair fight, but can't take his punishment like a man? And people look up to this pussy?

   By anonymous, on April 6, 2009 15:48:29

3. Wow. I didn't realize how big of an asshole he really is until I read that police report.

   By anonymous, on April 6, 2009 16:05:30

4. Apparently Rihanna has a reputation for beating up her many boyfriends. Apparently she attempted to beat up the "wrong" kind of boy friend- hopefully she learns from her mistake.
   
   Get "physical" like a man w/ the wrong kind of man & you will be returned the courtesy.

   By anonymous, on April 6, 2009 16:06:50

5. Not guilty. Of course. #2, you are absolutely right!!!
   Not man enough.

   By anonymous, on April 6, 2009 16:07:00

6. i seriously hope jay-z's pals "take care" of him.

   By anonymous, on April 6, 2009 16:13:10

7. Oooo, apparently Chris brown didn't get the memo: Celebrities don't go to jail in Los Angeles . . . Unless you harm a bigger celebrity yourself.

   By thebig28, on April 6, 2009 16:41:54

8. I think you meant he PLEAD not guilty. It is like read and read...if you can figure out the basics.

   By anonymous, on April 6, 2009 16:58:16

9. Uh, no, #8. I think you meant he PLED not guilty. Past tense & all...
   
   This pussy definitely needs to avoid jailtime. Dudes in Cellblock C would cornhole this little punk within days; he'd be everyone's bitch...

   By anonymous, on April 6, 2009 17:33:55

10. #4:
    
    First of all, get your facts straight, faggot.
    
    Second, kill yourself. NOW.

    By anonymous, on April 6, 2009 17:46:15

11. Did U see the photos of him playing basketball with the Girls college team and these whores all posed with him for photos like they had a crush? What the fuck happened to our society....
    
    LADA do SOMETHING for a change!!!!!! Dont let him plea!! And make her testify! Talk about no balls, who's worse Brown or the DA?

    By The Human Race, on April 6, 2009 17:56:00

12. Of course he plead not guilty. Rihanna beat herself up.

    By anonymous, on April 6, 2009 18:33:20

13. Yes #6 because Jay-Z doesn't tolerate his bitches being disrespected.

    By Niggah Puhlease, on April 6, 2009 18:38:35

14. #8...not so much on the book learnin' are ya? Both PLED and pleaded are correct past tense forms of the verb to plead.

    By anonymous, on April 6, 2009 18:50:53

15. #8 - "Pleaded" is in fact the correct term. Occasionally people like to use "PLED" (not "PLEAD") as the past-tense form of "plead" because they make the same assumption you have made, but "pleaded" has long been established as the proper past-tense form of "plead."
    
    You should make sure your own grammar is correct before you take on the role of grammar nazi.

    By Todd's Public Defender, on April 6, 2009 19:59:20

16. It ain't Chris's fault, man!
    
    He just held his fist out in the air and dumb bitch RiRi kept slamming her face into it.

    By Jay Z, on April 6, 2009 20:03:35

17. Fuck the trial shit is just a waste of money just send that bitch to jail where he is going to be the cum bucket for the guys ,he is going to get fat from all the cum he is going to have inside of him
    fat and loose

    By GUILTY YOU HONOR , on April 6, 2009 20:54:49

18. it should go without saying that you're a fucking douchebag for even commenting on grammar in the first place, but on top of that you're also wrong - pleaded, pled and plead are all legitimate past tenses/participles of plead. there's this new thing called "Google" that you may want to look into before your next grammar correction, dumbass....

    By anonymous, on April 6, 2009 21:13:41

19. Mark Garagos is a douchebag in my opinion. He'll bleed Chris Brown publicly like Winnona Rider to get his picture in the paper. Garagos will end up on CNN and Brown's career will burn like lit gasoline.

    By anonymous, on April 6, 2009 21:19:44

20. Actually, genius number 8 (who is clearly NOT an attorney), it is YOU who cannot figure out the basics (like, oh you know, a dictionary). He is correct and you are a moron. The past tense of plead is pled or PLEADED. I think you'll find that its not plead. DUMBASS!!!

    By thurgood marshall, on April 6, 2009 22:50:09

21. You realize it's PLEAD not guilty, right?

    By Willadodge, on April 7, 2009 02:00:34

22. actually #8 he's right. Pleaded is totally acceptable past tense. What YOU mean to say is pled, (past tense) not plead (present tense). It's not at all like read and read.

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 02:14:09

23. has anyone actually thought that maybe he is really innocent.Maybe she was hitting her head on the window and hitting his fists with her giant forehead.She also may be into self harm.Se is a wacko anyways.this could be a publicity stunt,,she has no talent,
    Imeanlook at hismama,,howupset sheis..her boy could not have done that..its all her fault
    
    
    so he pleaded like me... INNOCENT

    By oj, on April 7, 2009 02:46:45

24. pleaded
    
    http://www.cjr.org/resources/lc/pleadguilty.php

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 03:02:27

25. I'd love to do a study to determine whether people who are into grammar are more interested in gossip than most others. I mean, in terms of percent, there's a lot more comments about grammar on this thread than you'd expect from a random sampling of the population, no?
    
    I'm also in love with the wonderful world of grammar.

    By ISBN, on April 7, 2009 03:12:30

26. I am so sick of this story and everybody casting her as the victim. She admits she hit him first and while I am not condoning what he did if you hit first I say all bets are off. Unfortunately she got way more than she bargained for and now everybody is crying for her. They had a fight and she had to take the L. Next

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 03:40:38

27. Fucking grammar police. I wish Chris would find all you "pleaded" grammar police and beat you down. Shut the fuck up and go to some grammar web site.
    
    I was in court when Chris spoke and he clearly stated,"Ain't no thing than a chicken wing." He then walked out dribbling a basketball, screaming, "Attica, Attica."

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 03:58:04

28. I couldn't care less about all this grammar bullshit, but #4 you are clearly an idiot. Whatever she may have done to "provoke" him, how hard would it have been for him to man up and let it go, maybe drop her off somewhere and go cool off by himself? There is no valid excuse for a man to beat up a woman...not to that extent, not even a little, not ever. Go fuck yourself.

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 04:27:21

29. Good grammar makes me horny.

    By Wench., on April 7, 2009 06:00:11

30. i love yu

    By kelseygrammer, on April 7, 2009 06:43:48

31. #25 people who are into grammar are more interested in posting comments on fucking blog entries, nerd. study that.

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 06:59:18

32. Fuck, I thought there would be 31 funny domestic abuse / race jokes. 50% of them are grammar bullshit. :( Poor showing, folks.

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 07:55:33

33. #31: I guess that makes two of us, nerd. Good one! :)
    
    #26: Hey, Hamurabi! How's it been? Still touting that, "eye for an eye" crap, huh? If you REALLY believe that you are entitled to lash out because someone else did so, then you must agree that two wrongs make a right. People are supposed to develop past that way of thinking at about age 3. Now let's study the damages she caused to Chris Brown's face, and then contrast them to her own.
    
    Hmm... maybe there's something to those crazy notions of Rihanna as victim.

    By ISBN, on April 7, 2009 08:04:31

34. #33 - Why is it that she gets to hit (admitted by her) but no one calls her on that? Why was violence o.k. for her but when it is reciprocated then everyone crys fowl? In the PC world maybe everything in perfect and everyone turns the other cheek but in the real world sometimes people snap and that is a risk you take if you attack first.

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 08:36:03

35. I love the ignorant who asks 'why does she get to hit and he doesn't?" Well hell, if a MAN (in this case an anger filled BOY) was beating YOU, you'd try to defend yourself, wouldn't you? Besides did ANYONE see a bruise, a nick, a scrape or ANYTHING on Brown? The fact is Brown could have gotten away from her to avoid any fighting at all, but once he started beating on her, there was little of no chance that she could get away before she was injured. He's BIGGER and STRONGER Jackasses.

    By jaye, on April 7, 2009 09:32:06

36. WTF IS THE "SHOCKING NEW UPDATE".......IT LINKS TO THE FUCKING DICTIONARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 10:29:18

37. #36 = complete dumbass.

    By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 15:09:53

38. 4:
    
    First of all, get your facts straight, faggot.
    
    Second, kill yourself. NOW.
    
    By anonymous, on April 6, 2009 17:46:15
    
    #10. Do you often view shaming language aa s viable sustitute for reasoned discourse-i.e., the Center for Disease Control found that women commit 75% of all non-reciprocated violence. Given the fact that you're obviously either a female-chauvinist or a self-loathing male enabler of female misbehavior, please go "off" yourself before you contaminate the gene pool- there are more than enough idiots like you out there breeding even more idiots.
    
    --#4

    By anonymous, on April 9, 2009 01:04:04