I saw this show 4 weeks ago and it was fucking retarded. The guy was pulling doves from his outfit. I thought, is this guy 12 years old and we are at a b-day party?
He never levitates like he does on tv because he cant do it. Everytime he is locked away a bunch of smoke fills the stage or giant feathers are waved in front of the box or a giant screen is placed in front of the trick and................boom, there he is. Wow, how lame.
There is zero tricks that he does that makes you think, wow, how did he do that?!
We had 7th row dead center seats (thinking I will be able to enjoy this show) and the people all around us where not clapping. At the end of the show the people behind us were complaining what a rip off it was and how lame it was.
Horrible, horrible overpriced show. Please, save your money.
On our way back to our hotel the taxi driver asked if we saw a show. We told him about our experience and he stated he has heard nothing but bad reviews.
Criss Angel is one greasy dude. What is it about the "I haven't bathed in weeks" look he has that some women find so attractive? I just don't get it ...
Hey #6, you would be surprised. The place was sold out and the tickets are fucking expensive. That fuck tard is probably making $10k a week. I spent the money hoping to prove myself wrong but nope. Total fucking hack. Total shit show. Nothing creative.
Who cares. Both are worthless drama queens. #14 is right; both became more famous by this blog just mentioning them. Time to slip back into obscurity...
yeah the show is bad in a not good way. BUT the asshat was twittering during a live performance! that is fucking rude. And how come security didn't come in and haul his ass out of there? YOu have to pass through a metal detector just to get in the theater and they used to make you check your cellphone at the door! damn you perez for making me have to side with greasy emo boy.
I was at the Luxor at the start of April and I found myself walking behind Criss Angel on my way out. I was about to say "Hey Criss" but I stopped short knowing the next words would be "you fucking douchebag."
33 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI hate PH. Why are you posting pictures of him? His website sucks ass.
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 06:20:21
I saw this show 4 weeks ago and it was fucking retarded. The guy was pulling doves from his outfit. I thought, is this guy 12 years old and we are at a b-day party?
He never levitates like he does on tv because he cant do it. Everytime he is locked away a bunch of smoke fills the stage or giant feathers are waved in front of the box or a giant screen is placed in front of the trick and................boom, there he is. Wow, how lame.
There is zero tricks that he does that makes you think, wow, how did he do that?!
We had 7th row dead center seats (thinking I will be able to enjoy this show) and the people all around us where not clapping. At the end of the show the people behind us were complaining what a rip off it was and how lame it was.
Horrible, horrible overpriced show. Please, save your money.
On our way back to our hotel the taxi driver asked if we saw a show. We told him about our experience and he stated he has heard nothing but bad reviews.
By chuggdog, on April 19, 2009 06:32:59
Fat shit.
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 06:37:31
CA is such a homo...
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 07:35:46
So, like I've read this post three times now. Can someone tell me where the joke is?
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 07:40:25
Why the fuck would anyone pay money to go see this fucking grease ball hack?
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 08:18:04
yep, its just another douchebag vs. douchebag battle, nothing gets more stupid than this.
By zippo69, on April 19, 2009 08:27:52
Hmmmm, so "Criss" meant himself when he said that right?
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 08:51:38
two ugly useless assholes they suck ass why the hell people listen to their shit is all lies
By two male skanks PH & CA , on April 19, 2009 09:12:40
You actually admitted that you followed PH's twitter? That might be gayer than he is.
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 09:33:52
Criss Angel is one greasy dude. What is it about the "I haven't bathed in weeks" look he has that some women find so attractive? I just don't get it ...
By Midlife Bachelor, on April 19, 2009 10:45:21
Criss Angel just made Perez Hilton more famous by mentioning him. That was stupid.
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 10:50:49
Hey #6, you would be surprised. The place was sold out and the tickets are fucking expensive. That fuck tard is probably making $10k a week. I spent the money hoping to prove myself wrong but nope. Total fucking hack. Total shit show. Nothing creative.
By chuggdog, on April 19, 2009 11:54:35
This blog made both of them more famous by just mentioning them.
By Lindalou, on April 19, 2009 12:11:01
This is classic! Criss Angel calling out Perez Hilton for being a douchebag is like Hayden Panettiere calling Shawn Johnson a midget.
By FemBot, on April 19, 2009 12:13:27
Agree with #14 and that's not a compliment to this blog.
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 13:39:51
its really not fair of angel to pick on perez hilton when paris hilton isnt there for perez to hide behind for protection.
you know that little piece of shit thats stuck high up out of the water of a toilet bowl in a public restroom? - thats perez hilton.
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 14:35:59
Agreed. Neither of these pieces of pond scum are worth the server space.
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 16:50:29
Chris Angels next act should be a worldwide live broadcast of him tea bagging himself.It's the only stunt he would not have to rehearse.
By CA is a fraud, on April 19, 2009 17:05:47
i hate perez too. and, i just had a root canal, there arent that bad. so, he's a pussy.
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 20:56:21
After he fucked Britney Spears I was hoping he would die from some yet unknown STD but no.
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 21:35:34
Whatever, we all know they masterbate to eachother.
By DJ Thunder-Balls, on April 19, 2009 21:36:53
Who cares. Both are worthless drama queens. #14 is right; both became more famous by this blog just mentioning them. Time to slip back into obscurity...
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 21:55:20
#21: You and me both. Has he humped Paris, yet? Her diseased loins can kill anything.
By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 05:12:46
I wish he would fuck Brooke Hogan she she would go away.
By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 07:42:10
I'm just waiting for one of these celebs to order a hit on Perez. We'll find him "OD'd" or "self-hung from the rafter" in his house soon enough.
By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 07:43:30
Sounds like a Craig's List "Casual Encounter" gone bad to me !
By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 11:37:54
Pot, meet kettle.
By bud, on April 20, 2009 18:41:07
yeah the show is bad in a not good way. BUT the asshat was twittering during a live performance! that is fucking rude. And how come security didn't come in and haul his ass out of there? YOu have to pass through a metal detector just to get in the theater and they used to make you check your cellphone at the door! damn you perez for making me have to side with greasy emo boy.
By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 21:03:34
"We have the world's biggest douchebag asshole in the house!" Angel said.
Hahahaha! Thats definately "the pot calling the kettle black".
By nikki, on April 21, 2009 06:36:00
Awww...this damn delay in vewing my comment.
Ditto #28
By #30, on April 21, 2009 12:32:32
I was at the Luxor at the start of April and I found myself walking behind Criss Angel on my way out. I was about to say "Hey Criss" but I stopped short knowing the next words would be "you fucking douchebag."
the end
By Phred, on April 23, 2009 10:06:42
That's probably the nicest thing anyone has called Perez. Too bad Criss couldn't make him disappear.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 18:46:11
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