OMG, I honestly am hoping for the best outcome of this situtation.I do not like neither parts, but I am a mother,sister, and a friend. RIP Linds. ...Wait, she isnt dead yet,right?!
I give her 3 days. The extra 2 days and 6 hours I gave to her because I figure she needs time to find as much dick as possible before she finally snorts a giant mound of Ajax to end it all.
The pic looks great. Now that a restraining order has been put into place, hopefully she'll wake up, ditch the drugs and stop being a vapid whore.. ..nahhh, Late April fools!
lindsey is just researching a part.This is all just to get a better understanding how normal people really live.She will be starring in a new spike lee movie called "white people sure are dumb"....coming out in 2011.Its also stars brad pitt,octo-mom and a special appreance by mike tyson to give it street cred..
Those eight balls won't pay for themselves, Linds! For her next release I like, "Fisting of Fury: Firecrotch Unleashed". By the way, there's way to many dicks/twats out there for this girl to give up yet. How many people people in L.A? Eight million? That's at least a week or two.
I think Todd should hook up with her. Regardless of what some say, she looks good and is a fun party girl. Just what the doctor ordered. (unless she has herpes or something but I haven't heard anything... that's jessica alba and paris)
#16 and all u other you boneheads out there.... todd could be a fucking computor or made up name.Quit talking to him like you actually know him and then get a life..He doesnt care what you think, whoever or whatever he is..all he wants u to do is to click on the ads dumbass
And then the people lined up to ride the one trick pony. why the hell not, just pay by giving her a cigarette & a shot of booze. she'll take ALL RIDERS BAREBACK!
She will be out and about sucking and fucking cock for coke again just like before she hooked up with Sam. And the paps will catch it all for our viewing pleasure. It's going to be a great summer.
#17 Hey, dumbass, Todd could be Todd or it could be Mike or Irene. Point is that Todd is a voice whoever the fuck he or she is in real life. So stop being a serious asshole and join in on the fun.
She'll never be broke. She can still rake in money from making appearances at clubs in Vegas, New York and Miami. These girls (Lindsey, Paris, the Kardashians) get paid mega bucks for making appearances, like $100000 a night. More than most of us make in a year!!
29, "She'll never be broke. She can still rake in money from making appearances at clubs in Vegas, New York and Miami. These girls (Lindsey, Paris, the Kardashians) get paid mega bucks for making appearances, like $100000 a night. More than most of us make in a year!!"
You have to factor in that Lindsay Lohan spends $100,000 per week just on clothes and accessories.
Photoshop does work wonders. What a difference between this banner pic, and the semi-candid ones in the last article of her. She looks all puffy and orange, kinda like a cheddar flavored sun chip.
Ah, I guess Blohan can entertain us until Britney has her next bald-headed breakdown. Girl needs to just try to hook a rich old billionaire so she can rake in money after the divorce.
"lindsey is just researching a part"... --------------------------------------- You're right. The movie is called "I'm an arrogant lesbian fucking whore who killed her own career". She's perfect for the role...
#30 you must be oneof those dumb fucks that work for AIG..let me make it very simple for you..todd or whoever he or she is collects a paycheck for sitting on his/her ass trying to be funny,if noone comes here and clicks on the ads or shows up.. no website,,no job you dumbass..so yeah todd cares einstien..duh!!!!!
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Leave Your CommentTodd, you are fucking hands down the funniest motherfucker on Earth. Anyone who disagrees just doesnt know comedy. <3
By Nikki, on April 7, 2009 08:11:52
OMG, I honestly am hoping for the best outcome of this situtation.I do not like neither parts, but I am a mother,sister, and a friend. RIP Linds.
...Wait, she isnt dead yet,right?!
By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 08:13:23
That's actually a really pretty picture of her. I didn't know who it was until I starting reading.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 08:19:53
I'd be happy to chain her up in my basement if she needs a place to stay.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 08:23:03
Is "The Machine" from that movie "8MM" guest-starring in "Ginger Snaps"?? May be worth renting if that's the case.
By JMRC, on April 7, 2009 08:25:14
4/8/09 340am.....
This is a Pool right? thats my guess....I don't give the bitch 24 hours...
By Hung Wang, on April 7, 2009 08:29:01
Dead Pool! Dead Pool!
I give her 3 days. The extra 2 days and 6 hours I gave to her because I figure she needs time to find as much dick as possible before she finally snorts a giant mound of Ajax to end it all.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 08:44:32
The pic looks great. Now that a restraining order has been put into place, hopefully she'll wake up, ditch the drugs and stop being a vapid whore.. ..nahhh, Late April fools!
By Samantha, on April 7, 2009 08:47:58
Firstly, it's all about the jalapeno peppers and pepperoni.
Secondly, I can't help it. I really can't. I want to have sex with Lindsay Lohan.
There! Ok! I said it.
By Kaylee., on April 7, 2009 09:03:50
lindsey is just researching a part.This is all just to get a better understanding how normal people really live.She will be starring in a new spike lee movie called "white people sure are dumb"....coming out in 2011.Its also stars brad pitt,octo-mom and a special appreance by mike tyson to give it street cred..
By hulkster, on April 7, 2009 09:25:03
Kaylee, assuming that you are a woman, we can set you up with LezLo if you are willing to be filmed and put on the Internet.
By Sammy Ronson, on April 7, 2009 09:31:29
Blame her mom too that crazy bitch pushed her and she din't give a fuck what her daughter was going through
By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 09:34:24
one day closer till she blows me for a line out back by the dumpster of some shitty strip joint
By PK, on April 7, 2009 09:37:23
i feel sorry for her.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 09:37:24
Those eight balls won't pay for themselves, Linds! For her next release I like, "Fisting of Fury: Firecrotch Unleashed". By the way, there's way to many dicks/twats out there for this girl to give up yet. How many people people in L.A? Eight million? That's at least a week or two.
By Humpinfrog, on April 7, 2009 09:45:09
I think Todd should hook up with her. Regardless of what some say, she looks good and is a fun party girl. Just what the doctor ordered. (unless she has herpes or something but I haven't heard anything... that's jessica alba and paris)
By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 09:52:57
#16 and all u other you boneheads out there.... todd could be a fucking computor or made up name.Quit talking to him like you actually know him and then get a life..He doesnt care what you think, whoever or whatever he is..all he wants u to do is to click on the ads dumbass
By todds mom, on April 7, 2009 10:08:04
I better get my pizza in 30minutes or less and it better be hot too ><
By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 10:32:18
And then the people lined up to ride the one trick pony. why the hell not, just pay by giving her a cigarette & a shot of booze. she'll take ALL RIDERS BAREBACK!
By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 10:50:29
Question to #17 then, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THIS WEBSITE THEN IF YOU KNOW THIS BITCH?!
By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 10:54:52
#17: Thank you.
By todd's mom's girlfriend, on April 7, 2009 11:18:44
Now is the time for her to hook up with Chris Brown.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 11:35:32
She will be out and about sucking and fucking cock for coke again just like before she hooked up with Sam. And the paps will catch it all for our viewing pleasure. It's going to be a great summer.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 11:46:57
#1 I agree, Todd is funny as fuck. Also if he is right and ends up buying pizza for everyone, I will bring the beer.
By Phidapaldi, on April 7, 2009 11:53:07
#17 Hey, dumbass, Todd could be Todd or it could be Mike or Irene. Point is that Todd is a voice whoever the fuck he or she is in real life. So stop being a serious asshole and join in on the fun.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 12:05:37
#11
I am a woman... And whatever it takes. My vadge is there - with coke lined on it, of course.
By Kaylee., on April 7, 2009 12:26:17
I hope you die.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 12:30:59
good, i hope she dies.
By the violator, on April 7, 2009 12:32:29
She'll never be broke. She can still rake in money from making appearances at clubs in Vegas, New York and Miami. These girls (Lindsey, Paris, the Kardashians) get paid mega bucks for making appearances, like $100000 a night. More than most of us make in a year!!
By Sookie, on April 7, 2009 12:32:34
@ todd's mom - Why would Todd care who clicks the ads? Todd doesn't own this website.
By whois is your friend, on April 7, 2009 13:13:45
Make mine with mushrooms and onions with extra cheese, Todd. (mmmmmmmmmm, cheeeeeeeeeeese)
By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 14:22:54
#26
The oh-so satisfying high from the coke would not be worth the overpowering stench. I would rather stay sober.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 14:29:36
I'm with Nikki. Amen. Best laugh I've had all year. "Ginger Snaps: Anal Invasion"...can't...stop...laughing!
By Sandra, on April 7, 2009 15:17:42
29, "She'll never be broke. She can still rake in money from making appearances at clubs in Vegas, New York and Miami. These girls (Lindsey, Paris, the Kardashians) get paid mega bucks for making appearances, like $100000 a night. More than most of us make in a year!!"
You have to factor in that Lindsay Lohan spends $100,000 per week just on clothes and accessories.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 15:28:47
I like mushrooms Todd.Both kinds.
By Crackers, on April 7, 2009 15:51:10
#11,I like VAG and coke.
By call me, on April 7, 2009 15:52:33
Did they cross her picture with one of Keira Knightley, or what?
By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 16:54:00
everybody loves TODD
By Todd's future BM, on April 7, 2009 17:38:27
Photoshop does work wonders. What a difference between this banner pic, and the semi-candid ones in the last article of her. She looks all puffy and orange, kinda like a cheddar flavored sun chip.
By Tyra's forehead, on April 7, 2009 18:22:49
Porn is her only hope now.
I give her a Month tops !
By BukkNekkid , on April 7, 2009 19:15:48
Ah, I guess Blohan can entertain us until Britney has her next bald-headed breakdown. Girl needs to just try to hook a rich old billionaire so she can rake in money after the divorce.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 20:19:42
"lindsey is just researching a part"...
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You're right. The movie is called "I'm an arrogant lesbian fucking whore who killed her own career". She's perfect for the role...
By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 20:54:45
#30 you must be oneof those dumb fucks that work for AIG..let me make it very simple for you..todd or whoever he or she is collects a paycheck for sitting on his/her ass trying to be funny,if noone comes here and clicks on the ads or shows up.. no website,,no job you dumbass..so yeah todd cares einstien..duh!!!!!
By billgates, on April 8, 2009 01:09:47
I can't wait for the tell all book!!!!
By sam is cashing in...., on April 8, 2009 02:20:06
I wonder how many hours it took to photoshop all of her freckles in that pic.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 02:29:54
The picture is of Ali Lohan for her perfume promo. Dummy!
By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 03:09:38
she deserves everything she gets
By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 05:24:10
#46 wrong.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 06:51:04
I'll gladly take and support her. God, she is so gorgeous.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 16:04:55
#49 be careful what you wish for.
By anonymous, on April 9, 2009 00:58:19
beat.
By LiLo's vag, on April 14, 2009 20:23:12
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