At 46 I have built up enough hate toward women that I would hit that. And while I was hitting that I would be hitting that, and choking that, and swearing at that, and....etc....you get the idea...I like to be alittle rough...
You would certainly think she'd be more appreciative of anything that's willing to fuck her...
But I do like the idea of paparazzi sticking dildos (dildoes?) on celebs' windshields and photographing the reactions. Megan Fox would be bound to stick it in her mouth, considering her taste in real cock.
Dude,dude,dude....You have get her one that looks like a human arm, she wouldnt have been throwing dat shit away, giving her a skinny mini like that would be like trying to kill a tank with a flyswatter
Dave, you're to be commended! Had to ponder this for a couple of days, but I think the gift was rejected because either: 1)it wasn't wrapped in money & blow; or 2)it wasn't double-headed, black, and about 2" greater in circumference. Either way, I was surprised at her reaction to the gift - after all, it's the thought that counts!
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By anonymous, on April 11, 2009 08:14:19
LOL Dave.
By anonymous, on April 11, 2009 08:37:29
HAHAHA ROTFLMAO good one dude to bad she won't be using it lol
By BBBBZZZZZZ, on April 11, 2009 09:33:04
LITTERBUG!
By anonymous, on April 11, 2009 09:42:35
Her pussy probably smells like rancid tuna and douche spray/talcum/whatever.
By anonymous, on April 11, 2009 09:58:09
"LITTERBUG!" Yeah, where's a cop when you need one!!
By Dev, on April 11, 2009 10:00:51
What? This is stupid.
By anonymous, on April 11, 2009 10:37:18
this was hilarious
By anonymous, on April 11, 2009 10:42:14
At 46 I have built up enough hate toward women that I would hit that. And while I was hitting that I would be hitting that, and choking that, and swearing at that, and....etc....you get the idea...I like to be alittle rough...
Thanks for the weekend entertainment Dave.
By One Angry man, on April 11, 2009 11:12:38
awesome...
By anonymous, on April 11, 2009 11:41:47
Janis Dickinson is a bleeding cunt.
By Captain Crunch, on April 11, 2009 12:30:37
Actually, Dave Navarro returned the dildo after she left up his ass. At least he wrapped it.
By anonymous, on April 11, 2009 12:48:49
haha! Dave you made a lulz.
By anonymous, on April 11, 2009 13:17:17
Nice one Dave-you had me cracking up! :)
By FemBot, on April 11, 2009 14:23:49
That dildo was way too small. She needs the John Holmes addition. That's why she threw it away. Even for your flat ass, way too small.
By chuggdog, on April 11, 2009 14:29:35
I think she is kind of hot - but I'm 44 ...
By Midlife Bachelor, on April 11, 2009 14:33:42
#7, apparently you are the only one who thinks this was stupid.
nice work dave (:
By anonymous, on April 11, 2009 15:47:33
TACOS
By anonymous, on April 11, 2009 16:14:22
It's clear to me that the gift, while thoughtful, was the wrong size. I'm sure she would have cherished the "Jack Hammer Mega Kong" model.
Good One!
By Underpants Gnome, on April 11, 2009 17:22:34
Lawl, #9. I hope that post did the trick for you, because I can't see that fantasy coming true any time soon.
By anonymous, on April 11, 2009 17:53:30
her ass is fucking disgusting
By pk, on April 11, 2009 19:44:28
LOL...too funny!
By Chuddiesinatwist, on April 11, 2009 19:51:19
After all those years of Bob Barker's 102-year-old, 13-inch dong, Janice doesn't need anything plastic.
She's been stretched so far that only baseball bats do it for her now.
By Sammy Ronson, on April 11, 2009 20:41:47
Boring.
By anonymous, on April 11, 2009 21:53:37
dildwow!
By Vince, on April 11, 2009 23:47:04
#9 I understand what you mean...I also build up alot of hate towards men, because there are alot like you walking this earth.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2009 01:23:56
You would certainly think she'd be more appreciative of anything that's willing to fuck her...
But I do like the idea of paparazzi sticking dildos (dildoes?) on celebs' windshields and photographing the reactions. Megan Fox would be bound to stick it in her mouth, considering her taste in real cock.
By Dingo, on April 12, 2009 01:24:42
first dave post I ever lold
By anonymous, on April 12, 2009 03:36:16
never thought i'd say this... but well done, dave.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2009 05:52:40
She rejected it because it wasn't smelly enough or oozing enough for her...
By anonymous, on April 12, 2009 06:23:27
My buddy hit that in the 70s.. all sortsa coked up.. said it was great! but look at her downward spiral now..
By anonymous, on April 12, 2009 09:22:30
what the fuck is all over her pants?
nice one Dave.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2009 09:49:44
According to her book she has been stuffed with more than enough over the years. Being a big girl myself, I am kinda jealous.
By Tyra. B, on April 12, 2009 11:31:32
Hehe you're good, really good !!!
By Joyce, on April 12, 2009 12:44:03
Dave...you wasted your money. That thing would probably get lost in her overused cunthole.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2009 15:10:56
Dude,dude,dude....You have get her one that looks like a human arm, she wouldnt have been throwing dat shit away, giving her a skinny mini like that would be like trying to kill a tank with a flyswatter
By anonymous, on April 12, 2009 18:26:45
one of the funniest things I've seen lately!!!!
By anonymous, on April 13, 2009 04:35:31
who actually put the dildo there?
By anonymous, on April 13, 2009 04:43:20
thats the bitch that text messeged my man..imma gonna fuck her up.
By riahanna, on April 13, 2009 06:51:08
Dave, you're to be commended! Had to ponder this for a couple of days, but I think the gift was rejected because either: 1)it wasn't wrapped in money & blow; or 2)it wasn't double-headed, black, and about 2" greater in circumference. Either way, I was surprised at her reaction to the gift - after all, it's the thought that counts!
By Dr. Rauch, on April 13, 2009 14:34:29
That hella funny!
By Tori Marie, on April 14, 2009 02:49:16
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