Kelly Monaco will still be one of the hottest women on the planet when she's 50. And I'm pretty sure she isn't a mother, despite being so phenomenally well-equipped for the job.
30 something moms are ripe for the pickings..you just show them a little attention,because they are not getting it from their husbands and they are just sooo tired of the screaming brats that they want to get buck ass naked and do the wild thing and be treated like the whore they wish they could be.That always seems to be the waywith the women I pick up at bars.I would love to be sandwiched between these 2.
Well...you know, at some point we really do need to stop being a throwaway culture. There's no need to buy a new bottle of water when you could refill a reusable container. A fresh, clean paper towel isn't necessary if you've washed out an old rag. And a thickened older woman with a pussy that's been pounded by another guy's cock a couple thousand times is...uh...uh...uh...still desirable...jesus.
well maybe if the house was clean and supper was on the table and you fixed yourself up a little bit I might be more interested..at least shave your legs once in awhile.And saying no to blow jobs really kills the deal for me
I don't care what anyone else says - I think Mel B is hot hot hot. I probably think that because I'm 44 years old, and would also be likely to date your mothers. Mel B is hot hot hot!
Kelly's damn hot, and looks great there, especially compared to all the malnourished coked up teenagers or overly photoshopped magazine pictorials we normally see.
30 something moms are at risk of being traded in for a chick who is younger, hotter, thinner and dirtier. That is why they are so bitter and condescending when it comes to hot 20 somethings.
Joke. IT WAS A MOTHERFUCKING JOKE. GOD DAMNIT!!!!!
#18
But honey, you said you liked my legs to look like your mother's! And the supper, well, I got tired of cooking roadkill possum for you every night-just 'cause you're from Arkansas doesn't mean you have to act the part. And the blowjobs? Honey. If you could actually smell your own balls like I can then you'd see why I turn them down.
29 Comments:
Leave Your CommentYou had me at "half-naked 30-something moms."
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 02:37:21
Kelly Monaco was way more famous in 2006 than she was in 1997.
By quoipourquoi, on April 3, 2009 02:42:43
Kelly is hot, but after DWTS she wouldn't acknowledge her Playboy past but she's willing to do this crap?
By snork, on April 3, 2009 03:10:28
Kelly Monaco will still be one of the hottest women on the planet when she's 50. And I'm pretty sure she isn't a mother, despite being so phenomenally well-equipped for the job.
By cureholder, on April 3, 2009 03:19:30
hheeeyyeeyeyeyeeyeyeyeyey 30 something moms.......errehehehehehehehe
duff beer... hheeeeeyeyeyeyeeehhh
By homer simpson, on April 3, 2009 03:29:45
30 something moms are ripe for the pickings..you just show them a little attention,because they are not getting it from their husbands and they are just sooo tired of the screaming brats that they want to get buck ass naked and do the wild thing and be treated like the whore they wish they could be.That always seems to be the waywith the women I pick up at bars.I would love to be sandwiched between these 2.
By lance the love bandit, on April 3, 2009 03:35:45
i would be hitting kelly 30 something ways till sunday.
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 04:08:21
Well...you know, at some point we really do need to stop being a throwaway culture. There's no need to buy a new bottle of water when you could refill a reusable container. A fresh, clean paper towel isn't necessary if you've washed out an old rag. And a thickened older woman with a pussy that's been pounded by another guy's cock a couple thousand times is...uh...uh...uh...still desirable...jesus.
By my penis prefers prime, on April 3, 2009 04:19:11
did you say jesus?
By pope john whatever, on April 3, 2009 04:44:27
that one in the middle has a tight body...
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 05:13:24
Kelly Monaco is and will always be a piece of ass.
And Lance the Love Bandit, I'm 31 yr. old female (w/ children). And I agree with what you said.
By JJM, on April 3, 2009 05:41:31
JJM.... I think I love you
By lance the love bandit, on April 3, 2009 06:30:36
When MB cracks those legs you'll know why she's Scary Spice
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 06:33:02
Kelly Monaco still hot the other chick still damn scary , do they go 100% naked or not do they show pink and brown or not any nipple action?
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 07:16:01
Kelly being short isn't a good thing and she's only hot compared to the fuglies she's with in that show. Scary Spice? WOOF.
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 08:18:35
I'd do them both now even more than before!
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 08:44:17
Nothing wrong with dat!
By My penis, on April 3, 2009 08:59:47
well maybe if the house was clean and supper was on the table and you fixed yourself up a little bit I might be more interested..at least shave your legs once in awhile.And saying no to blow jobs really kills the deal for me
By JJM's husband, on April 3, 2009 09:32:33
I don't care what anyone else says - I think Mel B is hot hot hot. I probably think that because I'm 44 years old, and would also be likely to date your mothers. Mel B is hot hot hot!
By Midlife Bachelor, on April 3, 2009 13:04:28
You'd need a team of Clydesdales to pry me loose from under Scary Spice.
That is one bodacious piece of ass.
By Ragno, on April 3, 2009 13:14:32
Well JJM, more for me then.
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 13:22:01
30 is the new 15, at least to me.
Say, where's my oatmeal and my blanket?
By The "Hef", Cialis, CA, on April 3, 2009 14:44:55
#11, hope your husband reads what you wrote and divorces your sorry ass and that your unloved kids never want to see you again.
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 14:52:52
Looks fucking hot to me! I think she lost her prego tits, though
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 15:14:46
Do I need to call Chris Hansen on your ass? These women are hot, if you don't think so, you might have a little bit of gay running through your veins
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 15:34:00
Kelly's damn hot, and looks great there, especially compared to all the malnourished coked up teenagers or overly photoshopped magazine pictorials we normally see.
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 20:54:13
I'd fuck both of them like a retard!!! They're hotter now than they were before...
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 22:40:46
30 something moms are at risk of being traded in for a chick who is younger, hotter, thinner and dirtier. That is why they are so bitter and condescending when it comes to hot 20 somethings.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2009 07:28:13
#23
Joke. IT WAS A MOTHERFUCKING JOKE. GOD DAMNIT!!!!!
#18
But honey, you said you liked my legs to look like your mother's! And the supper, well, I got tired of cooking roadkill possum for you every night-just 'cause you're from Arkansas doesn't mean you have to act the part. And the blowjobs? Honey. If you could actually smell your own balls like I can then you'd see why I turn them down.
By JJM, on April 6, 2009 13:51:39
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