This should be interesting. Playboy is well known for manipulating pictures of women that are au naturale until they look completely un naturale. What is going to happen when that process is applied to an already fake girl made of mostly plastic? Will these properties cancel each other out and make her look like real girl? Color me intrigued!
Well...Hef did say recently that he wants the Olsen twins to do a pictorial because they're every young man's fantasy. Seems like sitting in his own feces is clouding his judgment a bit.
Look at it this way, if she did take Playboy up on their offer, the $500,000 would just end up being a wash after all the plastic surgery she's spent money on.
I can see Playboy forking over the dough. Lord knows their track record with women in their magazine hasn't gotten any better. Their standard is WAYYYY below par. I rather read the articles.
#9, you're dead-on. I cancelled my subscription last year after 10-years. I'm in advertising and It's pathetic at how much airbrushing goes on. Playboy has lost it's power and sold out...too much like maxim and FHM.
I know number 9! lol....I gave up the dam things about 1999 when I got my PC. I was like wait a minute! Hello! I slept maybe 13 hours that first month....I was like Playboy...What is this Playboy!? Now the internet has ruined more marrages than alcohol......well.....maybe not THAT many....
We have the internet, we can guess what she looks like naked, a good educated guess...and we have VERY discriminating taste...nobody is good enough anymore...we have all seen our idea of perfect now, and NONE of you girls measure up...of course it goes both ways...] I agree 11 she is hot.
Her face is incredibly ugly. Playboy loves ugly. How much did they pay Lisa Rinna? HM had a nose job, lip injections, and a boob job, etc. Didn't help any. And what about Holly Madison? She's ugly, even with tons of plastic surgery. Playboy likes ugly plastic bitches.
Heidi is really "groovy"! I bet all the young "studs" will want to see the hot pics of her "booty". See? I am still "with it". Now can I have my hot oatmeal and a blanket?
#11, she's had over $50,000 in plastic surgery & operations. The chick has had liposuction, fake tits, nose job, etc. She'll look bizarre & ugly in a few years; plastic surgery addicts always do.
Honestly, this bitch pisses me off. I've never seen worse attention whores than she & her dipshit husband; it's all about "LOOK AT ME!" with these dunces. I hope these 2 douchebags catch swine flu & croak real soon; the world will be a better place because of it...
you dont even have to see her naked, edit some photos together, a really fake pair( probably with odd nipple direction), lindsay lohans ass, make it all really pale, put her head on top, and there you have it! dont forget the unexpected red head pubes. ooooooooo, that would be a shocker!
What the fuck was this her first effort at posing for pictures? Looks like fucking amateur hour on the sea shore. Cover it up hag, those attempts at sultry stares just arent working.
Ugh half a million to get her naked, why pay so much while she will do it free to get more attention, she is cold like ice, has no passion in her, meh and meh.
Yeah yeah she is a moron an airhead blah blah but she is FUCKING HOT the girl has a FANTASTIC BODY on her sweet fake tits and a shapely ass with juicy legs so stop your bitching she looks great on all fours do her on all 3 of her orifices
but don't pose for boring playboy pose for hustler with a big toy ;)
@# 37-Spencer has been the suitcase pimp of "The Hills" for some time. What career would he or Heidi be capable of, besides bad reality TV? Can you see them as rocket scientists or brain surgeons? Come on, they have reached their career heights as really bad character actors for tweeners.
The rumor of Playboy is girls get to say they make these outrages amounts of money posing. Playboy then will never refute it. The truth is they don't get paid a lot. The cache of being in the magazine is supposed to make up for the lack of money received.
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Leave Your CommentThis should be interesting. Playboy is well known for manipulating pictures of women that are au naturale until they look completely un naturale. What is going to happen when that process is applied to an already fake girl made of mostly plastic? Will these properties cancel each other out and make her look like real girl? Color me intrigued!
By AJB, on April 30, 2009 09:56:50
Well...Hef did say recently that he wants the Olsen twins to do a pictorial because they're every young man's fantasy. Seems like sitting in his own feces is clouding his judgment a bit.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 10:07:45
While she is a completely worthless dipshit, this chick is smoking hot. I'd buy it.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 10:10:09
Why this skank gets even a shred of attention completely baffles me.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 10:18:34
I can come up with 5.00 maybe that is enough..it was when we went to jr high school togather.
By tom cruise, on April 30, 2009 10:30:20
Look at it this way, if she did take Playboy up on their offer, the $500,000 would just end up being a wash after all the plastic surgery she's spent money on.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 10:34:33
she's hot...Id buy that mag to batch on her pic
By PK, on April 30, 2009 10:51:20
meh
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 11:03:56
Do people still pay money for Playboy magazine? There are still people who haven't figured out how to find pics of naked broads online for free?
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 11:08:51
I can see Playboy forking over the dough. Lord knows their track record with women in their magazine hasn't gotten any better. Their standard is WAYYYY below par. I rather read the articles.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 11:39:18
Don't care whan anyone says, this girl's got a hot body. Hotter than most of the chicks posted here.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 11:55:59
#5 did you take yor meds today?
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 12:40:10
#9, you're dead-on. I cancelled my subscription last year after 10-years. I'm in advertising and It's pathetic at how much airbrushing goes on. Playboy has lost it's power and sold out...too much like maxim and FHM.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 12:49:04
I just threw up.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 13:22:43
I know number 9! lol....I gave up the dam things about 1999 when I got my PC. I was like wait a minute! Hello! I slept maybe 13 hours that first month....I was like Playboy...What is this Playboy!?
Now the internet has ruined more marrages than alcohol......well.....maybe not THAT many....
We have the internet, we can guess what she looks like naked, a good educated guess...and we have VERY discriminating taste...nobody is good enough anymore...we have all seen our idea of perfect now, and NONE of you girls measure up...of course it goes both ways...]
I agree 11 she is hot.
By Hung Wang, on April 30, 2009 13:23:38
Her face is incredibly ugly. Playboy loves ugly. How much did they pay Lisa Rinna? HM had a nose job, lip injections, and a boob job, etc. Didn't help any. And what about Holly Madison? She's ugly, even with tons of plastic surgery. Playboy likes ugly plastic bitches.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 13:28:24
Seriously..does this cunt NOT know how to shut her mouth?
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 13:46:02
Heidi is really "groovy"! I bet all the young "studs" will want to see the hot pics of her "booty".
See? I am still "with it". Now can I have my hot oatmeal and a blanket?
By Hugh H., Cialis, California, on April 30, 2009 13:50:32
#11, she's had over $50,000 in plastic surgery & operations. The chick has had liposuction, fake tits, nose job, etc. She'll look bizarre & ugly in a few years; plastic surgery addicts always do.
Honestly, this bitch pisses me off. I've never seen worse attention whores than she & her dipshit husband; it's all about "LOOK AT ME!" with these dunces. I hope these 2 douchebags catch swine flu & croak real soon; the world will be a better place because of it...
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 14:11:42
500,000? Too much
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 14:25:27
She is a dumb bitch,but I would like to wear that ass as a hat.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 15:02:46
you dont even have to see her naked, edit some photos together, a really fake pair( probably with odd nipple direction), lindsay lohans ass, make it all really pale, put her head on top, and there you have it! dont forget the unexpected red head pubes. ooooooooo, that would be a shocker!
By just your imagination..., on April 30, 2009 15:55:22
u forgot the kicker. according to perez she's not even getting naked, just doing risque poses. soo not worth it.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 16:08:25
Hey, leave Heidi TWATtag alone!
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 16:26:25
I am so over people making up stupid nicknames.
24.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 18:22:50
What the fuck was this her first effort at posing for pictures? Looks like fucking amateur hour on the sea shore. Cover it up hag, those attempts at sultry stares just arent working.
By Talent Scout, on April 30, 2009 18:53:49
She needs to be banged until she forgets her own name. Then I'll bite her neck.
By David "Angel" Boreanz, on April 30, 2009 19:41:36
she is a talentless mega attention whore like paris, lindsay and madonna so playboy is perfect for her.
By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 01:01:34
SHE IS SUCH A JOKE! AND SO IS PLAYBOY!
By realgirlsarehotter!, on May 1, 2009 01:34:15
they call me the iceeeeee man
By t.cruise, on May 1, 2009 01:41:18
Crop her out of the mag and just show the gorilla.
By jtg, on May 1, 2009 01:47:33
#22...that's all Playboy intends to do anyway..
By stupid nickname, on May 1, 2009 01:53:34
she looks fine to me
By stevewonder, on May 1, 2009 02:28:29
I am da rockkkkkk
By fernando, on May 1, 2009 03:08:00
total butterface couple.
By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 04:00:13
it pains me to say this but that BITCH IS HOT!
By Horny bastard, on May 1, 2009 04:11:26
So if she does this, which is somewhat mild porn, then Spencer is officially her suitcase pimp.
By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 05:37:26
Heidi Montag is expensive? Most experienced whores are...
By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 06:09:02
#25 is a stupid ass moron. Heidi TWATtag is a perfectly fine nickname. #25, please eat a bag of shit & die.
By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 06:09:56
Ugh half a million to get her naked, why pay so much while she will do it free to get more attention, she is cold like ice, has no passion in her, meh and meh.
By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 07:18:46
Damn, that's one ugly broad.
By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 08:11:14
Hahah, totally imagined the skittles rainbow thing with the pose she's in on in the banner pic.
By Flock of Geese , on May 1, 2009 08:11:21
Yeah yeah she is a moron an airhead blah blah but she is FUCKING HOT the girl has a FANTASTIC BODY on her sweet fake tits and a shapely ass with juicy legs so stop your bitching she looks great on all fours do her on all 3 of her orifices
but don't pose for boring playboy pose for hustler with a big toy ;)
By HEIDI MONTAG IS SEXY, on May 1, 2009 09:48:04
@# 37-Spencer has been the suitcase pimp of "The Hills" for some time. What career would he or Heidi be capable of, besides bad reality TV? Can you see them as rocket scientists or brain surgeons? Come on, they have reached their career heights as really bad character actors for tweeners.
By Werner Van Braun, on May 1, 2009 10:18:07
Damn. That is one nice ass, all round and perched up ready for me.
No way in hell that horse-toothed peroxide blonde knob-gobbler she married is satisfying that. Must be part of their "contract".
By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 10:58:46
The rumor of Playboy is girls get to say they make these outrages amounts of money posing. Playboy then will never refute it. The truth is they don't get paid a lot. The cache of being in the magazine is supposed to make up for the lack of money received.
By Dopey van Dope, on May 2, 2009 18:50:06
No matter how annoying she is, I would still bang her like crazy!!
By Duke Steele, on May 2, 2009 19:52:00
#13, I definitely agree with you (both).
As seen on "Girls of Playboy Mansion", Hef's getting demented by the hour.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 06:46:13
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