When I'm at the beach, and I see a teenager who's obviously most of the way through puberty and looking good in a bikini, I always look away. In fact, I remove my eyes! Yeah, that's it! That's the ticket!
You are all a bunch of uptight nobodys. Yeah, so she has implants. It's an investment into her future and her career! Why should she be shackled to a school schedule when she can be experiencing the school of life? You are all just jealous of her and my fabulousness.
or was it Dr. Rey hmm they both act the same. No it was Rey it was on Dr. 90210 episode I remember now he commented that Lindsay was gifted naturally with large breast. Through the wonders of surgery Ali would catch up to her sister until hers naturally came in if they are going to.
Todd, you have to draw a line on this. Those pics are of a 15 year old kid! The only guys that really want to see her nicely curveous breasts and well-formed young body are about 15 seconds away from ordering that Asian Mail Order Bride. Normal red-blooded, all-men are TOTALLY RESPECTFUL and CARING. Trust me, I know.
Wow her boobs don't look like implants in some of these... good for her. Although I'm sure her mom would let her get them if she wanted (if they aren't already implants). I can just imagine that conversation... "BUT MOM, LINDSAY GOT THEM!!!"
I must say her body is much hotter than Lindsay's... Ali actually has a waist... Lindsay is just built like a 12 year old boy.
A child with purchased breasts? A child who should be in school, getting an education which she will soley need, without an adult around? Where is this child mother??? Remember people...SHE IS ONLY A CHILD! Her mother is worse than Octomom...hopefully Octomom will have her children removed from her...for this child it is already too late.
Who cares if she's 15 or 50 or whatever. She looks OLD and USED UP. So sad. And the boobs? Please. Might as well hang a couple water balloons on a two by four...same effect. The Lohan hags have one chance to be useful members of the human race - pin them to the top of a weather balloon, get 'em up to about 100,000 feet and combat global warming by reflecting the sun's harmful ozone destroying rays. ;-)
I really am pulling for the kids, Lindsay and Ali. Yes, Ali does look about thirty, and so does Lindsay, but there's no way they have a clue of what to do next because of their terrible stage mother! I'm guessing Dina was never prom/homecoming queen and made a vow that her daughter's would be!!
All this talk about jailbait ... or underage ... or child ... is ridiculous. If she were an innocent 15-year-old, comments such as have been made here about her would be obscene.
But the fact is, her mother has marketed her as if she were a young whore, and it is almost impossible to believe that she is a virgin, especially with all the underage clubbing she does.
54 Comments:
Leave Your Commentshe has that white trash trailer park look..i know because all i have to do is look out my trailers front door..nothing special about her though
By steven segal karateman, on April 30, 2009 06:09:30
You can say what you want about Lindsay's personality, but there's no way in hell that her sister is hotter than she is.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 06:17:42
she looks like a 40 year old Jersey housewife... BEAT
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 06:24:05
I wish I was that surfboard
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 06:25:46
Look at that old lady. Why does this teenager look so old?!
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 06:28:28
Dude, she is fucking hideous. She is tragically ugly. Repulsive. Lindsay is 10x hotter (when she's healthy).
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 06:29:48
she is got that hard Long Island Bitch look like her Mom, you can have the skanky HO!
By BB, on April 30, 2009 06:33:40
Ugly face, nice body for a kid.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 06:38:33
Aaaawwww she is cute to bad in two years she will look like a nasty skank just like her sister aaawwww
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 06:41:49
she looks like an old used up hag
By sara, on April 30, 2009 06:42:03
It seems that she did her rack just like her sister... her mon is insane..
By Tropic Man, on April 30, 2009 06:48:25
Implants, ugly face, bitchy personality, bad voice/accent/ overly high opinion of her stature in the world-"talent". What a girl!!!!
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 07:00:16
When I'm at the beach, and I see a teenager who's obviously most of the way through puberty and looking good in a bikini, I always look away. In fact, I remove my eyes! Yeah, that's it! That's the ticket!
By Tommy Flanagan...uh.. SENATOR Tommy Flanagan, on April 30, 2009 07:03:09
I thought that was Demi Moore
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 07:04:20
mannish in some photos, then looks like Angie Harmon with hooters in others. Odd.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 07:16:49
Cute, hot? Nope.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 07:20:36
who the fuck is buying these pap pictures of this complete do-nothing nobody ???????????????????????????
and shouldnt she be in school?
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 07:22:43
oh, look, she and lindsay now have matching implants...keep it in the family!
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 07:31:56
rich people go to school when its okay for them, not the school system..thats why they are so fucking stupid...nice tits but ugly ass face.
By gabe kaplan, on April 30, 2009 07:33:33
Most definitely implants.
By Rebecca, on April 30, 2009 07:33:44
# 6 has her bikini bottom tucking inside the pussy lip....
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 07:35:12
I disagree. Lindsay is clearly hotter, although Ali is catching up now that Lindsay is a coke whore.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 07:39:04
I agree with you. She is for sure hotter than Lindsay.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 07:53:48
And you think Jessica Simpson looks like a man? Well, okay, she does, but so does this whore.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 08:18:38
Why does this fucking CHILD have implants?? Fuck.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 08:38:50
She is so homely. Lindsay is at least 10x hotter. But that's not saying much unfortunately...
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 09:02:13
You are all a bunch of uptight nobodys. Yeah, so she has implants. It's an investment into her future and her career! Why should she be shackled to a school schedule when she can be experiencing the school of life? You are all just jealous of her and my fabulousness.
By Dina L. - Long Island's Mother of the Year Award Receipient, on April 30, 2009 09:05:19
whos the surgeon that put the implants in a 14-15 year old and is he still licenced?
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 09:07:50
This whole family needs to be snuffed out before the kids start to breed.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 09:13:19
For real, who are these surgeons who operated on the Lohan girls, Britney, etc.?
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 10:59:12
CARRIEs MOTHER-"They're all gonna laugh at you"
Butterfaced bitch, starve and a waif Lindsay still beats her in looks.
By Liverpool Ladies League, on April 30, 2009 11:23:45
29. Shit Lindsay will never breed her vajayjay is deseased and given up the ghost.
By Poopy Drawers, on April 30, 2009 11:25:08
Ugh. The nose job was a improvement but Lindsay is still less ugly.
By Solaera, on April 30, 2009 11:27:17
28. Dr. Spaceman
or was it Dr. Rey hmm they both act the same. No it was Rey it was on Dr. 90210 episode I remember now he commented that Lindsay was gifted naturally with large breast. Through the wonders of surgery Ali would catch up to her sister until hers naturally came in if they are going to.
By Poopy Drawers, on April 30, 2009 11:28:51
Are you sure this isn't LL's middle aged aunt or something? There's no way that girl could be in her teens.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 11:37:01
she's an even uglier version of maria shriver...woof
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 12:41:39
Ugly face.
Boy hips.
Weird chest.
Shitty implants.
I'm sorry Todd but this bitch is GROSS.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 14:19:28
Todd, you have to draw a line on this. Those pics are of a 15 year old kid! The only guys that really want to see her nicely curveous breasts and well-formed young body are about 15 seconds away from ordering that Asian Mail Order Bride. Normal red-blooded, all-men are TOTALLY RESPECTFUL and CARING. Trust me, I know.
By C. Aiken, on April 30, 2009 14:26:38
The reason Ali is much more fuckable is that there's at least a chance with her that she hasn't fucked some diseased pimp just to get some coke.
How about some hot Ali on Miley action?
By Billy Ray Daddy, on April 30, 2009 14:37:43
Woot my Asian Mail Order Brides are on the way! I got the 3-for-1 recession special! Suckee Fuckee time!
PS. Nice implants Giggity Giggity Goo!
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 15:42:06
#39 you are a sick piece of shit.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 16:53:22
She looks Healthier than her sister at least
By BukkNekkid , on April 30, 2009 18:33:03
Why does she always look so pissed off? Seriously, chill out on the furrowed brows.
Also, she is ugly and her implants look ridiculous on a girl that young. And she looks like Lindsay in pic #5... which is to say, she looks ugly.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 19:37:00
41, you have obviously never seen my little girl naked if you say that. You'd be on your knees -- male or female -- asking for a taste.
By Billy Ray Daddy, on April 30, 2009 19:46:54
Wow her boobs don't look like implants in some of these... good for her. Although I'm sure her mom would let her get them if she wanted (if they aren't already implants). I can just imagine that conversation... "BUT MOM, LINDSAY GOT THEM!!!"
I must say her body is much hotter than Lindsay's... Ali actually has a waist... Lindsay is just built like a 12 year old boy.
By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 01:10:10
umm its kinda looks like her bikini is caught up her vajajay.eww pull it out please my eyes are hurting isnt she like 14?
By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 03:02:47
I'd skeet on her pooper.
By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 04:41:00
"Wow, what happened to Kristin Davis" was my first thought. Pretty bad, because I thought she looked old for a 40-year-old. Yeeps.
By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 05:31:27
How old is this kid? and with a boob job already, sheeesh.
By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 07:38:22
A child with purchased breasts? A child who should be in school, getting an education which she will soley need, without an adult around? Where is this child mother??? Remember people...SHE IS ONLY A CHILD! Her mother is worse than Octomom...hopefully Octomom will have her children removed from her...for this child it is already too late.
By concerned, on May 1, 2009 09:13:11
Ali, lesby friends.
By Sammy Ronson, on May 1, 2009 09:34:42
Who cares if she's 15 or 50 or whatever. She looks OLD and USED UP. So sad. And the boobs? Please. Might as well hang a couple water balloons on a two by four...same effect. The Lohan hags have one chance to be useful members of the human race - pin them to the top of a weather balloon, get 'em up to about 100,000 feet and combat global warming by reflecting the sun's harmful ozone destroying rays. ;-)
By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 16:08:46
I really am pulling for the kids, Lindsay and Ali. Yes, Ali does look about thirty, and so does Lindsay, but there's no way they have a clue of what to do next because of their terrible stage mother! I'm guessing Dina was never prom/homecoming queen and made a vow that her daughter's would be!!
By ParadoxalEffect, on May 2, 2009 18:39:13
All this talk about jailbait ... or underage ... or child ... is ridiculous. If she were an innocent 15-year-old, comments such as have been made here about her would be obscene.
But the fact is, her mother has marketed her as if she were a young whore, and it is almost impossible to believe that she is a virgin, especially with all the underage clubbing she does.
So say what you want. This twat is hawt!
By Dr. Joyce Brothers Sister, on May 2, 2009 21:00:23
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