Ok this is the thing. For every minute of bliss is 10 of mental pain. Then when she dumps you for another guy in 6 months you have to recover from that. Then for the rest of you're life you get to see her all over the websites with man after man. NOBODY needs that much pain. She is not worth it.
I have beded over 10,000 ladies and even I think she would be okay for a roll in the hay on a cold night.No one is perfect,well except for me.The ugly and fat girls are eager to please.....you just make them work a little harder if you know what i mean.
"Oh my God its TRUE!, written on her back is the secret of true happiness!! Its too darn tootin bad no one ever can take their eyes off her rack long enough to read it"
First: She's not fat (nor is she a size 2) - Second: She has big hips (which is why people think shes fat) - Third: She's wearing a poofy dress to cover her big hips (smart move) - Fourth: She looks great
Maybe he has 10 inches of dick that's why she is fucking him or a long tongue or maybe he likes to fuck her when she has diarrhea and she finds that sexy who knows what the hell she sees in him the bastard is damn ugly not a lot of money so who knows
#25 she is average at best. Maybe back in the "I know what you did" days when she had a sweet little ass instead of a sour big ass she was above average but now not so much.
I'm much better looking and not such an old hag as her.She actually has grey hair..after you grow grey hair you might as well just die....life is over biotch.....this is now time for the new generation to take over.We are the power.Its newgirl time.
If you listened to the Stern show about 3 months ago, you would have heard that tons of guys have been with Hewitt.
According to a former boyfriend, she liked to go after many men who were somewhat to very famous - at times, more than one at a time.
She would take them to Tiffany's and buy them a necklace to show her commitment to them. As it turns out, lots of men in L.A. are walking around with this necklace.
oh yeah im sure you can trust the news from the stern show,anyone can call into a radio show and say anything u moron.Only necklace around here is the pearl necklac eyou got from stern..har har har
Heh. When I see her, all I can think about is when she did that made-for-TV Audrey Hepburn bio pic that she also produced and whatnot...and how she pretty much thought she WAS Audrey for, like, three years. Makes me laugh every tiime.
36 Comments:
Leave Your CommentMeh. There is still a fat stretch marked ass under that poofy dress.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 06:44:11
Yeah, she does look good. No Amy Winehouse, though...
By Jamie Hacking, on April 8, 2009 06:47:24
life is not fair.Im sure I beat that dork up on our elementry schools playground when we were kids.Now he is hitting that piece of ass.
By ice ice baby, on April 8, 2009 06:51:43
maybe because her cellulite is covered up instead of in plain sight.doesn't take much to impress you guys huh?
By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 06:58:44
wowowowowowowowowowwwwww
By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 07:13:26
Ok this is the thing. For every minute of bliss is 10 of mental pain. Then when she dumps you for another guy in 6 months you have to recover from that. Then for the rest of you're life you get to see her all over the websites with man after man. NOBODY needs that much pain. She is not worth it.
By Men, on April 8, 2009 07:14:23
If she was a blond she'd be hotter.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 07:18:42
A puff of wind, a skirt flies up, smiles turn to frowns.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 07:25:17
her false eyelashes are throwing off your perception of the rest of her body.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 07:25:59
Hmmm, who knew harry potter was a pimp........
By Jim, on April 8, 2009 07:32:01
"Bleh, I'm still not impressed. The outfit needs a blue scarf like the one my boyfriend bought me."
By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 07:32:22
I have beded over 10,000 ladies and even I think she would be okay for a roll in the hay on a cold night.No one is perfect,well except for me.The ugly and fat girls are eager to please.....you just make them work a little harder if you know what i mean.
By diceman, on April 8, 2009 07:43:20
She's wearing a dress built to cover her fat ass, a push-up bra and a ton of makeup. And after all that I'd say decent at best.
By thebig28, on April 8, 2009 07:44:03
Looks like she just saw a ghost...
By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 08:15:32
thats not a bubble dress....
By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 08:32:01
"Oh my God its TRUE!, written on her back is the secret of true happiness!! Its too darn tootin bad no one ever can take their eyes off her rack long enough to read it"
By Derf Nerdherder, on April 8, 2009 08:34:14
Who's the creeper staring at her ass?? And why is it not me?? I've had a crush on this babe since the 3rd grade!! I want inside her...
By TAD, on April 8, 2009 13:26:35
she looks good!
By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 14:17:17
#13 is correct, she always wears dresses to coverup that wide ass. Nice rack if she'd ever show it.
By lkl, on April 8, 2009 15:51:45
She's not on drugs, she's not a hillbilly, she's not anorexic, she's got a world-class rack. I'd fuck that from here to next September.
By Sammy Ronson, on April 8, 2009 16:23:34
I'd say she goes for humor, but Jamie Kennedy is about as funny as getting your dick caught in a bear trap.
By Mote, on April 8, 2009 16:28:56
First: She's not fat (nor is she a size 2) - Second: She has big hips (which is why people think shes fat) - Third: She's wearing a poofy dress to cover her big hips (smart move) - Fourth: She looks great
By booooyeeeaaaahhhhh, on April 8, 2009 17:25:16
next in line: dustin diamond.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 19:04:46
I would put my penis inside of her vagina.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 19:10:18
I think its hilarious how some of you people talk alot of shit about how she looks, but im sure youve never touched a woman that looks half as good.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 20:05:15
Maybe he has 10 inches of dick that's why she is fucking him or a long tongue or maybe he likes to fuck her when she has diarrhea and she finds that sexy who knows what the hell she sees in him the bastard is damn ugly not a lot of money so who knows
By that won't last next week they will break up, on April 8, 2009 20:22:57
Astonishingly average.
By anonymous, on April 9, 2009 00:04:09
#25 she is average at best. Maybe back in the "I know what you did" days when she had a sweet little ass instead of a sour big ass she was above average but now not so much.
By anonymous, on April 9, 2009 00:54:26
I'm much better looking and not such an old hag as her.She actually has grey hair..after you grow grey hair you might as well just die....life is over biotch.....this is now time for the new generation to take over.We are the power.Its newgirl time.
By newgirl, on April 9, 2009 01:33:10
If you listened to the Stern show about 3 months ago, you would have heard that tons of guys have been with Hewitt.
According to a former boyfriend, she liked to go after many men who were somewhat to very famous - at times, more than one at a time.
She would take them to Tiffany's and buy them a necklace to show her commitment to them. As it turns out, lots of men in L.A. are walking around with this necklace.
By sonohuey, on April 9, 2009 03:00:56
I have a feeling JLH is a nut like Paula Abdul
By Yeah, on April 9, 2009 03:02:28
oh yeah im sure you can trust the news from the stern show,anyone can call into a radio show and say anything u moron.Only necklace around here is the pearl necklac eyou got from stern..har har har
By earthdog fred, on April 9, 2009 03:31:19
Heh. When I see her, all I can think about is when she did that made-for-TV Audrey Hepburn bio pic that she also produced and whatnot...and how she pretty much thought she WAS Audrey for, like, three years. Makes me laugh every tiime.
By anonymous, on April 9, 2009 05:36:23
THAT GUY IS A NO TALENT COCKSUCKER!!!!!HIS SHOW SUCKED KANYES GAYFISH BALLS!!!!
By anonymous, on April 9, 2009 18:04:42
My, how the untalented has fallen.
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 00:56:09
29. I'm much better looking and not such an old hag as her.
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It's time you stop looking into that funhouse mirror that makes you look tall and skinny.
That being said, I'm not defending JLH. I find her deliriously annoying.
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 22:15:55
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