I can't even imagine how tore up her 40 year old cunt is. Big giant meat curtains with a nice brown tint, hanging almost to her knees. The smell of raw fish sitting in the sun for a week. The inside of her curtains are all chapped & worn.
If it helps to try and imagine, close your eyes and think of Pamela A. Baarrrrfff.
The Baster? That's a lascivious and insensitive title for this movie. Of course it's a TURKEY BASTER. Anyway you think about it, it sounds lewd. I think Hollywood is having a laugh at her, just think of the title of the movies she gets offered.
By the way, in case anyone is thinking of trying it...a couple shots of liquor up your anus is enough to kill you. Bypassing the liver is not a good idea. Watch 1,001 Ways To Die.
My turkey baster just happens to be named "Brad". What a coincidence! I am also a fisherman so if #3 is right about the scent, that's OK too. I'd tear it up some more. Really, I should send her my number. I am so much better looking than the last couple doofuses she's gone out with. Ready yet for a Real Man Jen instead of those walking ego trips in show biz? #6 that's some funny shit and no I never thought about trying it. My anus is Exit Only!
she is a beautiful women and a good actress and I wish her well. Love you Jen I admire her for the way she handeled her divorce and her life. She needs a real man. Could never understand the John thing. Just not that into him.
The most amusing thing about these pictures is that they appear on a site that also displays the "thin lips aren't sexy on anyone" ad. No, they're not.
16 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI've never seen a website so obsessed with Jennifer Aniston. It's fucking creepy.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2009 07:22:09
what a stupid idea for a movie.... lets only hope she does a topless scene in it ....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm love her nipples ,I hear they rock...
By dr ben casey, on April 4, 2009 07:24:32
I can't even imagine how tore up her 40 year old cunt is. Big giant meat curtains with a nice brown tint, hanging almost to her knees. The smell of raw fish sitting in the sun for a week. The inside of her curtains are all chapped & worn.
If it helps to try and imagine, close your eyes and think of Pamela A. Baarrrrfff.
By chuggdog, on April 4, 2009 07:26:27
Brad.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2009 07:52:08
The Baster? That's a lascivious and insensitive title for this movie. Of course it's a TURKEY BASTER. Anyway you think about it, it sounds lewd. I think Hollywood is having a laugh at her, just think of the title of the movies she gets offered.
By Jaye, on April 4, 2009 08:10:56
By the way, in case anyone is thinking of trying it...a couple shots of liquor up your anus is enough to kill you. Bypassing the liver is not a good idea. Watch 1,001 Ways To Die.
By AJB, on April 4, 2009 10:51:50
My turkey baster just happens to be named "Brad". What a coincidence!
I am also a fisherman so if #3 is right about the scent, that's OK too. I'd tear it up some more. Really, I should send her my number. I am so much better looking than the last couple doofuses she's gone out with. Ready yet for a Real Man Jen instead of those walking ego trips in show biz?
#6 that's some funny shit and no I never thought about trying it. My anus is Exit Only!
By Bering Sea Warrior, on April 4, 2009 12:58:54
I just don't get why the world seems to be so anti-Jennifer. She is so fucking hot ... and she makes mistakes just like each of us do. So what???
By Midlife Bachelor, on April 4, 2009 13:30:06
God, this bitch is boring. Can we stop talking about her, please, since there's really nothing to say?
By BetterThanYou, on April 4, 2009 14:04:21
She REALLY needs to show us those Huge Nips already ! Before she gets TOO Old !
By BukkNekkid , on April 4, 2009 18:35:18
The brangelina fucktards love jen. She gives their empty lives meaning.
By anonymous, on April 5, 2009 01:11:28
she is a beautiful women and a good actress and I wish her well. Love you Jen
I admire her for the way she handeled her divorce
and her life. She needs a real man. Could never understand the John thing. Just not that into him.
By anonymous, on April 5, 2009 03:47:21
The most amusing thing about these pictures is that they appear on a site that also displays the "thin lips aren't sexy on anyone" ad. No, they're not.
By anonymous, on April 5, 2009 10:16:43
A baster is about the only thing that *would* touch her.
By JTG, on April 6, 2009 02:22:48
what's up with her hands?!?!
By anonymous, on April 6, 2009 05:57:01
This might be the weirdest post ever on this site.
By J, on April 6, 2009 07:29:51
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