Jessica Biel is Getting Naked

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  1. yeah, i stare at naked chicks all the time, whats the big deal?

    By blah blah, on April 2, 2009 08:28:17

  2. Why do you care about this horse faced chump pumper plaster skinned chipmunk when there are so many gorgeous, FEMININE women with great tits already bared?
    Lame Todd. LAME.

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2009 08:36:45

  3. I think she's incredibly hot and I'm a girl!

    Wait...that works for her, doesn't it?

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2009 08:44:56

  4. Don't get me wrong - this movie will give me one a dog couldn't chew, but I have to ask - is every actress who plays a stripper required to read the same so-much-respect, harder-than-I-thought script?

    By Cinghiale, on April 2, 2009 08:46:51

  5. She has "so much more respect"!!!! for strippers! What a complete moron. I so respect bums who lost everything due to smoking crack. It must be so fucking hard to lay on the ground all day....
    No stupid, taking off you're shirt and pants so drunk men can toss dollars at you is not a life skill and not something to "respect". Wow!

    News flash...You ARE a stripper...thats how you got work in the first place...being a whore...and the only way you are still working is because of your boyfriend.

    By Men, on April 2, 2009 08:52:21

  6. Well, at least #2 doesn't have a problem with being sexually threatened by non-dainty women...

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2009 09:15:51

  7. That movie is going to suck ass no one is going to see it even if her boring tits are on display ,she needs to bend over and wink if she does not do that then why bother going topless show that brown hole bitch

    By Jess you sour bitch, on April 2, 2009 09:23:22

  8. Wow, the fatties and bitter single women sure are quick on the draw when it comes to leaving lame comments about JB.
    If only you "ladies" could channel all that anger into excercising you might have a chance at having a life...

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2009 09:34:03

  9. Can't fuckin wait!

    ...oh wait, didn't they say there's no ass shot in the movie tho? OMG!

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2009 09:34:54

  10. What's that smell? Smells like a cross between semen and a Domino's meat lovers pizza? Oh yeah, it's the collective hot air spewed by the homos and the jealous cows.

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2009 10:19:15

  11. When you look at that ass, remember that shit comes out of it. Not so hot now, is it. I wish I was an alien beam of energy or something. Humans are gross.

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2009 10:29:00

  12. Translation: Justin will not agree to marry me so I need to make him jealous and consider my options.
    Plus, I am not a Shakespearean actress, and can't get a part in a Woody Allen movie like that blond-headed, un-talented married trollop that appearing in Justin's video.

    By Brittany, on April 2, 2009 11:39:38

  13. i promise i wont peak.

    By Justin, on April 2, 2009 13:17:15

  14. Wasn't she the one who said she was upset that those previous topless pictures of her had been taken? And now she's topless in a movie? What a hypocrite...

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2009 14:03:36

  15. She's got a BEAUTIFUL ass; I'd hump that ass morning noon & night...

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2009 15:31:11

  16. #8 shut the ruck up you would fuck Amy winehouse so your opinions don't count piss off

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2009 16:47:19

  17. I too agree. Hypocrite Bitch.

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2009 17:37:22

  18. I dont know.....she is just unattractive to me. Way too masculine. There is nothing feminine about her. She must have a greg.

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2009 17:40:57

  19. OH! YEAH!

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2009 17:50:13

  20. @ #5: Couldn't agree more. Who the crap has any actual respect for strippers? lol, and saying that right after she just got done saying that her character is a stripper because she's a single mom who didn't go to college. Yeah, because stripping is the only possible option in life for such people.

    What a nauseating whore.

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2009 18:12:04

  21. what is up with her nose???

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2009 20:25:10

  22. I love her comment, "This woman doesn't have much education, so, you know, what's she gonna do to make a living?" Hey Jessica, you left out, "And she wasn't fortunate enough to be born looking like me, so she can't go make a few million dollars for a lousy movie."

    Like Jessica Biel is so edu-ma-cated. I don't think The International Modeling and Talent Association Conference, where she was discovered at age 14 and thus spared ever having to have a job, counts.

    By cureholder, on April 3, 2009 03:28:21

  23. Biel is doing Burlesque dancing not just stripping, Burlesque is more artsy and all about the teasing and seduction rather than *pow* she's naked that strippers do today.

    By KiKi, on April 3, 2009 06:06:14

  24. what's the deal with the one pic where her friend has her hands on her hips and the other pic where her friend has her feet and ankles propped up on her... is biel another closeted lesbian who contract dates men to make it look like she's not?

    By just sayin, on April 3, 2009 07:14:09

  25. video doesn't work

    By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 07:32:47

  26. I don't care what anyone says, but good god that ass is enough to turn a gay man straight. I. Will. Jerk. To. That.

    By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 08:58:50

  27. Respect for strippers? Fuck that. Every stripper I have ever known was either a coke addict or a manipulative gold digging bitch. What where their "dignity" goes if you flash a baggie or a benjamin at them. Whores are better because at least they are upfront about what they are doing. Don't believe me... go get yourseld one alone and out of the club. She will have you paying for her kids formula just to let you touch her twat. And if you give her a car.... that ass opens up.

    By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 09:34:24

  28. "Burlesque is more artsy"

    Yeah, but they're all whores anyway, right?

    By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 10:12:03

  29. 27, did that vid hit a little close to home? It really does suck that she basically is in the home stretch of her appeal. Take away the fact that Timberdouche is tagging her & she´s just another hot body in Hollywood. Only roles I remember for her actually acting was Rules of Attraction(kinda good) & that magician movie(kinda blew.) Get your ¨art¨ cred while you can with this Crash knockoff. We´ll see a ¨leaked¨"sextape this fall.

    By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 21:48:42

  30. God, she's amazing!! I'd lick the sweat off her ass!!

    By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 22:56:18

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