43 Comments:

1. Finally. It's about time these no-talent-having bitches disappear. Let the Bang Bus scoop them up to put their only redeeming qualities to use.

   By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 10:11:33

2. THATS OK JESS.
   TONY ROMO DROPS THINGS TOO. USUALLY HE DROPS THE FOOTBALL IN THE PLAYOFFS. MAYBE ITS JUST BECAUSE HE SPENDS SO MUCH TIME IN HIS MOTEL ROOM WORKING ON PLAYS WITH JASON WHITTEN.
   IM JSUT SAYIN.

   By TERELL OWENS, on April 7, 2009 10:13:18

3. I signed her to my new label "chris brown's ass kicking records".......do yall have a problem with that bitches.Her first albumn is going to be called .."My ass aint fat"

   By chris(innocent)brown, on April 7, 2009 10:28:41

4. the man hands pic is back!

   By Lauren KM, on April 7, 2009 10:41:18

5. She needs to be sitting on my tongue.

   By LezLo Ronson, on April 7, 2009 10:41:41

6. Man! When rednecks in county fairs can't stand to hear your shit, you must really SUPER suck singing country songs. THANK YOU REDNECKS!!!!!!!

   By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 11:04:09

7. I feel rather sorry for her. She listened to her daddy and left her marriage and whatever good she had going for her at a say of a word. You reap what you sow!

   By cinco, on April 7, 2009 11:08:28

8. As your friend Jessica, I think the only thing left for you to do is be in Playboy. Or Penthouse. It's really up to you Jess.

   By thebig28, on April 7, 2009 11:29:57

9. #6: I was thinking the same thing. Christ, this bitch must be fucking awful if a bunch of shitfaced sheep-fuckers can't even stand to listen to her.

   By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 11:30:34

10. I think she can be a very, very, very big success as Iraqi country-western singer! I dress her in big burkha, and have her sing " Cheating Ahmed Got a Fifth Wife". You know, we only allow four.
    

    By Saddam Hussein, on April 7, 2009 11:31:53

11. Damn, I lost Carrie Underwood's cell phone #. Can any of y'all help a fellow out?

    By Tony, Irving, Texas, on April 7, 2009 11:33:02

12. Maybe I should date her again. I like needy women.

    By John M., on April 7, 2009 11:33:52

13. That's fucking hilarious. Maybe this talentless cunt will finally go away now.

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 11:39:50

14. I'd still hit it with full force...

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 11:56:38

15. Wow, look at those fucking boobs on HER. Anyway, can things get any worse for her? She's fat and without a job. Is she still with that NFL boyfriend? She needs to take some time off and re-organize her life, me thinks.

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 12:09:26

16. If her pussy was hanging out up there, she might might be doing better.

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 12:13:14

17. I would nurse on her succulent breasts like a starving man would a honey-dew melon.

    By luv JS's tittays, on April 7, 2009 13:00:40

18. Check out those veins. Looks like and Rand- Mcnally route over the Rockies. Well, she milked those breastesses for as long as she could. Nothing left now but to eat and breed.

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 13:55:52

19. Am I the only one to notice that giant blue vein on her boob? Disgusting.

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 14:17:08

20. Man oh man, dems be some sweeetass titties!

    By sheriff john negroe, on April 7, 2009 14:17:27

21. oh good.
    this means she'll have even more time on her hands to help out tony.
    she will now be able to go to all of his games and
    maybe she can stand on the sidelines and help coach him.

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 14:52:26

22. Yeah, Now maybe the whole family will disappear!!!
    
    And yes those boobs look HORRIBLE!!!, yuck, blue veins!!!
    

    By Love Nick, on April 7, 2009 15:09:21

23. look at those funbags!!

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 16:32:03

24. Her tits are going to be hanging down to her belly button in about five years.

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 16:53:06

25. What a bunch of fucking morons. Jess isn't fat -- Roseanne Barr is fat. Believe me, that bitch is fat. When I used to fuck her, her pussy wasn't even as tight as my shoes.

    By Tom Arnold, on April 7, 2009 18:21:04

26. HEY LOSERS this is how much money she made last year can any of you top that ,if not then shut the fuck up about her
    
    Jessica Simpson
    
    The tabloids may poke fun at Simpson's on-again, off-again pounds, love life and country crooning, but this blond bombshell has one unqualified success--her Jessica Simpson Collection. The line started in 2005 with shoes, and now includes everything from handbags and sunglasses to dresses and jewelry. The brand is sold at Macy's, Dillard's, Nordstrom and over 200 other retailers. Wholesale revenue was $300 million last year, which would mean Simpson has already earned back her reported $15 million advance.
    

    By Jessica Simpson a winner , on April 7, 2009 20:21:38

27. She needs to disappear for a long time. She's a no-talent hack like her sister, whorehan, pearass & slutney; please drive a car filled with these whores off a cliff...

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 20:52:07

28. Most boobs have veins you can see.Depends upon the skin tone,like my wife and her sister.My wife's you can see the viens,In my sister-in-laws you cant.Did'nt keep me from screwing both of them.

    By petewentz, on April 8, 2009 01:24:27

29. Jessica Simpson a winner
    
    lol

    By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 02:08:18

30. #26 I don't care how much she makes she will always be a talentless stupid cunt.

    By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 02:16:21

31. #26 she can sell shit because she got famous by being pimped out by her dad and marrying Nick not because she has any talent. Every time she gets up on stage or does a movie she is a laughing stock and no one takes her seriously. She is just to stupid to realize it. LOSER.

    By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 02:27:46

32. #26, this must be her incestuous father. To have such knowledge of what she made and is making and letting us know were are so below her.
    
    Well good for her. Let her go and peddle her wares. Yes she may make more money than us, but we’re not fucking shoving our god-awful voice in everyone’s face acting like we can sing and act. ( I watched one of her movies and laughed my head off).
    
    I just bought Carrie Underwood’s cd and I LOVE IT!!!!
    

    By Jason Witten, on April 8, 2009 03:01:15

33. HAHAHAHAHA look at the bitches all mad because they just found out Jessica makes more money in one hour then they make in an entire year hahaha you guys suck ass , Jessica FTW all of you FAIL

    By No talent? lol 300 million she wins , on April 8, 2009 05:03:15

34. Jessica has failed at everything she has done. All she has is her clothing line and that is the result of the work of her father. What she wants is to be a famous actor/singer and to be married. 300 million a year isn't going to make any of that happen.

    By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 05:54:56

35. 300 million a year makes a happy Jessica fat or not , you know you wish you have that kind of cash in the bank don't denied it

    By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 06:04:51

36. #26= joe pa $$impson.
    #33= tony.

    By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 06:16:21

37. Money can't buy you love and respect.

    By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 06:27:50

38. Messica spent that entire evening trying to make those ugly earrings into boobracetlets. She is still practicing bobbing her head and cannot for the life of her get the hang of it.

    By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 06:41:07

39. Her boobs are massive but look at those veins straining to break free! Terrible, if Tony did knock her up, can you imagine how dumb those kids would be??

    By Shannon, on April 8, 2009 08:08:00

40. Amen, 39. Jessica is probably an incredible fuck, but the thought of her having children is frightening.
    
    Chubby little blondes who aren't bad looking bu don't even know how to tie their shoes or go potty -- when they're 16.
    

    By Cousin O.J., on April 8, 2009 11:08:08

41. With all that extra pudge on her, I can just feel my knife slipping into her. Oh, I found the real killers!

    By Cousin O.J., on April 8, 2009 13:38:23

42. By the looks of those tits,it must have been quite a thud.

    By clit commander, on April 8, 2009 14:16:41

43. The veins are beautiful: real boobs. Boobs without blood vessels are cold and fake. Their prominence in these photos hints at her being pregnant and nothing else.

    By anonymous, on April 8, 2009 16:10:34