79 Comments:

1. Upskirt photos in California are a felony. You might want to take these off your website, Todd, as she could sue you & the photographer you got these from. And she'd win...

   By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 07:57:25

2. I think I see something coming out!!!
   
   Oh, wait...it's just her career.

   By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 07:57:36

3. I'd still ram it.

   By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 07:58:35

4. Dis isa Borat. Is vedy-nice pikture!

   By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 07:59:39

5. her ass looks good to me! i'd do bad things to that....

   By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 07:59:57

6. It's not nearly as bad as I thought it would be..

   By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 08:13:59

7. Nice. I'd lick her furry little puseta.
   
   Homo looks like a dork. She could do better.

   By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 08:16:08

8. That Vag look really weel kept un-like 'it's Britney bitch'

   By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 08:21:30

9. 'At this point, the only way she could get to the top of the charts again is if Billboard started a Hot BMI 100'
   ok, that is the funniest thing i've read, ever.

   By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 08:26:24

10. Gross, greasy, stringy hair. And her butthole looks dirty. She also looks really stupid.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 08:34:27

11. Not sure why she is the one getting shit from Todd for the pictures. What about the creep who stuck his camera up her skirt??
    
    And #1 is right these photos are going to land him in court.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 08:38:07

12. that is yummy...excuse me....

    By Hung Wang, on April 14, 2009 08:47:32

13. Actually, Romo is the one who could do better.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 08:52:00

14. "....everything she touches turns into a dog trapped in a hot car."
    
    GOLD!!

    By rAGNO, on April 14, 2009 08:55:30

15. Um, yeah, these pics are illegal. I hope the photographer is staying anonymous.

    By Will, on April 14, 2009 08:55:53

16. Romo looks so over being with her skanky ass. She, Whorehan and Winohouse need to all become BFFs.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 08:56:32

17. Im a guy and even I think that is going way too far.This is getting ridculas,its one thing if you walk around letting it all hang out,this isn't the case.

    By popejohnwhatever, on April 14, 2009 08:58:42

18. She obviously had no clue she was being photoged from her backside...duh...is she supposed to eyes in the back of her head??? You should take this shit down, Tod!! I don't like her but, this is not right!!!

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 09:02:36

19. HoOray for buttcheck tan lines!

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 09:03:09

20. Hey Tod,
    I don't think DeVry can afford the lawsuit that will be coming your way if you don't take down these pics...

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 09:04:54

21. Must be great to be the California judge who has to decide if the pics are illegal. To date, the evidence standard is if you can clearly see tiny bits of soiled toilet paper clinging to curly hairs around the anus. Enjoy, Your Honor, enjoy.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 09:06:48

22. excellent camera work!!!

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 09:10:41

23. I agree with everyone else, I'm pretty creeped out by this... And really, todd, how is this her fault?

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 09:15:04

24. I feel sorry for whovever had to sit on the chair she had in the restaurant after her. The restaurant management should have made her sit on one of those paper toilet seat covers to protect subsequent patrons from Jessica Simpson's pantless diseased yuck she surely leaves behind.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 09:15:06

25. She wanted pictures like this to get out. Otherwise she would have worn pants with her shirt or at least worn a dress. And she would have told Joe to get lost when he got the camera out.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 09:22:56

26. Could everyone please stop playing lawyer/judge/fag and just enjoy these?
    
    Thank you Todd. Several cocktails to you my friend.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 09:23:49

27. This is gross. There are plenty of men who have been arrested EVERYWHERE, not just CA, for using their cell phones to take pictures under women's skirts. How is this any different. Its not like she flashed it getting out of a car. She was just standing there and this douchebag pervert stuck his camera under her dress.
    
    I feel dirty having seen them. I'm thinking I won't be back after this.

    By Kate, on April 14, 2009 09:25:02

28. Everyone knows when you go to a paparazzi hangout without your pants, this is what happens. And she knew it too.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 09:27:14

29. I agree with #26. She's not going to sue her own father. It's just another page, in the family photo album, to get stuck together. Right Joe? Come'on give me some love. Ewwwwww, not with that hand.

    By Humpinfrog, on April 14, 2009 09:33:13

30. I DONT KNOW BUT THAT LOOKS LIKE A NICE WHITE GIRLS ASS TO ME .
    IM JUST CALLIN IT AS I SEE IT.
    BUT I GUESS TONY JUST LIKES JASON WHITTEN'S ASS LOTS BETTER BECAUSE HE IS MORE FAMILIAR WITH IT SINCE THEY GO IN TONY'S MOTEL ROOM AND WORK ON THEIR SECRET PLAYS ALL THE TIME.
    IM JUST SAYIN.

    By TERELL OWENS., on April 14, 2009 09:35:47

31. Maybe she was tired of people thinking she was a transvestite and arranged for these pics.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 09:36:30

32. #26 I guess we will see what you look like on one of the dateline catch a predator show...huh?make sure you wave to the camera.

    By chrishanson, on April 14, 2009 09:37:24

33. no one wears a thong with a skirt that short unless they WANT people to know they're wearing a thong.
    

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 09:43:41

34. strange that Terrell Owens cant seem to spell his own name right

    By tony homo, on April 14, 2009 09:45:28

35. that looks delicious

    By Horny Bastard, on April 14, 2009 09:50:44

36. Methinks Papa Joe has gone too far in an effort to revitalize his daughter's career. Maybe he should contact NAMBLA about some photo opportunities for his grandson.

    By Lale, on April 14, 2009 09:57:46

37. She's staying in shape since all the media about her weight gain and her thighs and booty look very toned. I however think that whomever took these photos is a creep and Todd your kind of a creep for putting em' up here. Hope you take them down before you get sued!

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 10:00:45

38. WTF? When did a bunch of whiny prudes take over this site?
    
    IT'S JESSICA FUCKING SIMPSON, MORONS. SHE'S BEEN SHOVING HER TITS, ASS AND HOOK-NOSE INTO OUR FACES FOR YEARS!!! WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT A FEW UPSKIRT SHOTS NOW? WHAT IS SHE, YOUR SISTER?!?

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 10:06:10

39. Somebody rolled back the rock and all the prudes ran out of the cave. (Or was it just the Christians?)
    
    This is probably the least violated Jessica's butt has been since the third grade.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 10:22:33

40. mr Toddisit.This is officer cronk from L.A. police dept and we need for you to turn over all upskirt photos that you have concerning Miss jessica simpson.Also we need any possible nude photos of underagegirls that you may have laying around so we can inspect them.

    By la gear, on April 14, 2009 10:22:42

41. Well at least she didn't bow to the Saudi King like my dumbass boss did.
    Man, I don't even have time to hook up with a microphone! I would rather work for Jess !

    By Obama's Teleprompter, on April 14, 2009 10:22:50

42. Why the fuck would anyone need a purse that big?

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 10:26:54

43. "Well at least she didn't bow to the Saudi King like my dumbass boss did."
    
    Oh come on, I saw the clip too. Obama was simply picking up the receipt the Saudi royal family had carelessly left on the floor. You know - the one from when they bought the Bush family. Midland Oil, you remember, right? Even the bin Laden family got in on the action - way before 9/11, but, you know, still. Bought is bought.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 10:49:00

44. #41 you are becoming the village idiot here. Congratulations.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 10:52:53

45. She has to have a purse that big to store her pants. When she sees a camera, she takes off her pants, shoves them in her giant purse, and prays someone will get an upskirt photo that will get her in the tabloids again.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 10:54:04

46. So I'd have to say this is where you should draw the line. These pictures are just creepy. I can see how it may be ok posting up-skirts when a woman is being less than a lady exiting a car, but this is just plain invasion of privacy. A girl, being a celebrity or not, should have a reasinable expectation of being able to walk down the street without a camera being pointed up her dress.

    By petemags5, on April 14, 2009 10:59:48

47. That underwear looks like it is putting in some real work. I don't know how much more it can take before it snaps.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 11:31:00

48. EWW how unsanitary is that. God what a media whore. What a real Christian she claims to be. What she and her father will do for attention. Sick to think they sat around and talked about this stunt, just to get attention. Ugly ass.

    By vanessa, on April 14, 2009 11:51:36

49. There's no doubt about it...that's definitely Jessica Simpson's ass. It's just how I remember it...FLAT!

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 11:55:42

50. #46 - it's Raisinable you fucktard.

    By Jessica's Spell Checker, on April 14, 2009 12:11:38

51. Gotta give props to Jess-a for a very well-kept snatch. Looks very tasty.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 12:21:08

52. uuumm, juicy. your little cunt and buttocks are beautiful.

    By Herman Bumfudle, on April 14, 2009 12:24:27

53. Anyone who says they wouldn't hit this needs to get out of their mom's basement.
    
    Everyone says they wouldn't touch Lohan because of her loose snapper. This one is clean and not hanging out.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 12:28:23

54. #50... Funny Jessica! You spelled it wrong also... typos suck don't they ;]
    And btw I believe it's fuck-tard not "fucktard".
    Have a good one!!!!!
    ~Mags

    By petemags5, on April 14, 2009 13:06:18

55. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND SMELL HER ASS IS LIKE FLOWERS HA HA HA HA to bad she had on panties hey Jess next time no panties let your fans see that pie

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 13:20:10

56. #53 "Anyone who says they wouldn't hit this needs to get out of their mom's basement."
    
    What an original post. Dumbfuck.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 13:30:56

57. @#43 and 44- Hey, thanks you guys, the true believers and simpletons make my job soooo easy.
    Hey, how should I spin it when Bo gets a job at Treasury? At least we don't have to worry about him paying his taxes.

    By Obama's Teleprompter, on April 14, 2009 13:44:00

58. #46 - Get a grip. I don't recall any sanctimonious commentary directed toward the recently posted pics of Britney Spear's fuzzy ass. This is a dis site. Save the sermon for the pulpit, or go buy a copy of Us magazine.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 14:38:38

59. her life might be a disaster but if you really think jessica simpson can't sing you are sadly misinformed.

    By veronica, on April 14, 2009 15:29:14

60. i'm a chick and man her whole package looks very nice. she's totally erased the nightmares and seizures that britney's and lindsay's nastiness have induced to me.
    
    thanks jess for the therapy, that's one beautiful spankable ass. yeah bitches i'm straight.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 15:40:35

61. you should not buy these pictures!!! this is a complete invasion of privacy to say the least. it's perverted and not in a good fun way--in a sexually disturbing way. this shit makes your site disgusting. you bought pictures from a man who is sticking his camera underneath a woman's skirt to take pictures of her ass!!! hello?

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 16:34:32

62. why wouldnt this stupid bitch not wear panties..???now all of the world has seen her twat...thats gross .

    By ashlee, on April 14, 2009 17:26:32

63. is she not wearing panties??

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 17:27:03

64. Jess has the softest lips and the longest tongue. She gobbles my knob better than anyone.

    By Cousin O.J., on April 14, 2009 18:23:25

65. her life might be a disaster but if you really think jessica simpson can't sing you are sadly misinformed.
    
    By veronica, on April 14, 2009 15:29:14
    
    Then why did her label drop her? Dumbass.
    
    

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 18:28:48

66. Spectacular!

    By Eric, on April 14, 2009 19:07:29

67. Give her a few days of no bathing and then I'd eat that!

    By Eegor loves green cheese!, on April 14, 2009 22:23:46

68. #59:
    
    Not only do we think Jessica can't sing, there are a bunch of drunken rednecks who agree.

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 01:31:07

69. "is she not wearing panties??"
    
    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 17:27:03
    
    Are you not wearing your glasses?

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 01:49:29

70. Romo looks like a douche.

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 01:55:42

71. This is criminal indeed!
    WTF were you thinking? She's famous, so she's got no rights?
    Think again!
    
    People like you are just so frustrated and arrogant they love to destroy other people's lives.
    
    I hope you're proud of that

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 02:04:53

72. You are way out of line posting these pictures. I hope you get sued for this. I feel very sorry for Jessica and all the celebs lives you try to destroy. Where are your morals and self respect?

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 04:14:56

73. "Her butthole looks dirty" I spitted my capuccino all over the keyboard
    I love you # 10!

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 04:34:28

74. Posting these pictures doesn't make you any less creepy than the guy who took them.

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 09:23:16

75. first of all, if this is supposed to be a celebrity dis site, why is it mostly unknown and d-list half-naked chicks? scroll down; this is not exactly a fame-o-meter. recognizing that, I don't really see why you have to stoop as low as this to find what usually qualifies for material here.
    second. her wearing a short skirt does not make this alright. who are you- borat? I'm a bit disturbed by the suggestion SHE'S some some how responsible for this getting out there. no wonder her life is a mess if she's got creepy dudes following her pulling this shit and tools like you posting the pics and blaming her for it.

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 12:02:01

76. i'd definately hit it. She must have a great waxer

    By dave, on April 15, 2009 12:08:13

77. She's wearing a mini skirt and a thong. Look around, every female you see has on one. They are just not getting photographed. I think she's properly dressed. Mini Me just got a good shot. And as for the comment about Obama bowing, He was respecting the culture of the country he was in. When you go to Japan it's poite to bow. The man is showing cultural respect. We shake hands in this country, they bow in theirs.

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 13:25:36

78. The person who took this picture was obviously a little person, you know what what was referred to, rather insensitively years ago, as a midget and should be able to earn a living as a paparazzi without being accused of being creepy.
    
    I believe Jessica Simpson may have violated a section of The Americans With Disabilities Act by subjecting this hard working little person to the horrifying sight of her dirty butthole.
    
    Wear pants, Jessica Simpson, it's the law.

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 14:10:57

79. I do not like her ,but she should sue the photographer ASAP!!! She is wearing a thong and a very supershort mini. Neither one of those things is illegal to do. She is not purposely flashing herself.

    By SixxxxxSeven, on April 15, 2009 17:13:00